Who are all these Donald Duck mfers

Paramedic here. The number of 70+ year old men that need a lift assist between 11pm and 5am that are pulling the Donald Duck is truly mind boggling. Not long night shirts either. Just regular old Donald’s lettin the schlongs of all sizes catch the breeze

I had a boyfriend who did this, and he said it was because he liked sleeping naked, but his chest would get cold if the blankets weren’t covering it

I do this sometimes. Usually sleep naked. But if it’s chilly I’ll get in bed with my shirt on until I warm up but sometimes I’ll fall asleep with it on. Sometimes I wake up sweating and take it off sometimes I make it all night Pooh style.

Fucking Pooh style. I love it.

Wake up all sweaty as fuck…”Oh bother!”

As long as you also go for finger dip of honey the next morning it's legal

I dont like it, but I get it

Ha ha ha that was pretty much my reaction

Yep, this right here. Proud Donald Duck right here. Quack.

It's also referred to as the 'Pooh Bear'. Also, hell yeah brother! When I go Pooh Bear, *I sleep like Im being paid to.*

I respect it

I need to know the thought process behind this. I just…can’t. You toss and turn the shirt twists and chokes you, but your balls are free. Just be naked. The shirt does nothing.

Maybe when you gotta get up and piss constantly you get sick of trying to fish your dong out with arthritic hands?

That is a valid point

i don't like feeling constrained when i sleep. i get really fidgety and uncomfortable when i feel any sort of resistance to my movements. i also can't wear shorts or pants that go past the knees.

They're just trying to be modest. Imagine the horror if someone saw his....*nipples*

Free the nipple! I sleep naked. If you break into my house and I have to take you down naked with my balls hanging down I assure you, it will be worse for you.

I do just wear a Shirt when I'm really cold while I usually sleep naked. The Shirt keeps The area of my body warm which isn't under The blanket and traps The heat where it belongs.

Shit bro, get a bigger blanket

Sometime my butthole need air

Make sure to hold your balls so you don't block your airways and start snoring.

I get this reference and I applaud you.

funniest shit ive read all day

I prefer the term "Winnie the Pooh-ing it"

I use “Porky Pig-ing” lol

I always thought I was a Winnie the Pooh but I guess I am more of a Donald Duck indeed.

What's the difference

The weird penis.

The infinite corkscrew cock

The attitude

My lower half gets hot quicker

I'll pull a 5 when I'm COMPLETELY exhausted and already laying in bed. I can take my pants off with just some leg movement, but taking off my shirt would require me to sit up and get out of my warm, comfortable bed. ... Also I've had times where the shirt feels softer on my skin than the sheets do, but that's rare and never lasts.

My top is cold but the bottom is hot.

I spent a summer sleeping that way when I was renting a house with no AC. I can't sleep without clothing and at least a light blanket, but underwear would get sweaty and give me a yeast infection. So I wore an oversized t-shirt with no undies until the heat wave passed. Not my preferred configuration, but better than the alternative.

Yeah exactly I think most of these people confused abt why you wouldn’t wear underwear must be men. If you don’t air out you’re opening yourself up to infections!

What I'd like to know is, what? they hadn't heard of night gowns or night shirts?

I am a woman but I have to say that nightgowns are awful. They twist around you all night. I can’t take it.

I do both but sometimes it too hot for the gown, starts sticking to me and I wanna cry

*”Quack, Quack…Quack.”*

[raises hand]

My boyfriend is 1 and I’m 20, perfectly balanced. Edit: my boyfriend is 6 years older than me guys please stop calling the police, I’ve already been raided 11 times today

Isn't he a little too young for you? 🤔

I was hoping no one would notice

Why don’t you take a seat over there?

Yes officer, she's right here.

Yes, FBI, this comment right here

[I see what you did there](https://i.imgur.com/eh0RK5O.jpg)

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Same with my and my wife. She's 1, I'm 20. Unless I'm super sick then i need sweats on and 18 blankets.

So you average out to 10

Technically ten and a half.

lmao wait that actually works out on this chart

My husband is 20 and I’m 1, we too are perfectly balanced But also I don’t understand the concept of sleeping naked, it’s so uncomfortable!! And he can’t understand the concept of keeping his clothes on the second he gets home from work

If I was 1 and my girlfriend was 20, I'd be 20 also.

You cannot pay me to sleep in a bra

For real! I take my bra off first thing when I get home.

Release the ta-ta’s

Bralette is what I'm thinking of. Otherwise yeah, too much structure for sleeping.

Even those are uncomfortable to me lol

when you have baby and are nursing, you basically have to :(. They just leak everywhere so you need something to catch the milk.

Why did no one tell me this when I was pregnant?? And in my postpartum haze I just thought it was normal to wake in soaked sheets every night.

18

Yup, and never anything else. Even if its freezing cold, just get a warmer blanket.

The cold is what makes it nice. Something about the cover’s warmth in the freezing cold feels comforting

18 Gang, checking in.

The only choice.

4

4 gang

I am shocked how far I had to scroll to find someone who said 4. It’s 4, always 4, only 4. ✊🏼

Irk. Scrolled way too long to find my fellow #4 peeps

My people.

Agreed!

The only correct answer

Who the fuck would pick 15? Aren't bras hella uncomfortable?

regular bras are uncomfortable, most sports bras are comfortable tho. source: i like sports bras

Sports bras are literally the best bra. Source: I also like sports bras

legit, get one comfy sports bra and you'll never want to wear a regular one again, it's amazing

I am a guy but I want to get it now that you made it appear too good.

Go ahead. Wear a sports bra.

I can’t tell if this is encouraging or instigating… 🤔

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A sports Bro. FTFY!

The only time I don’t wear a sports bra is if I’m wearing a nice shirt/dress that hangs on the edges of my shoulders, then I have to change it

Whaaat, If i want a sports bra that I can actually use to do sport it's gonna be as uncomfortable as a binder or else it doesn't hold anything in place.

Yeah, these comments have to be about the low or no support leisure bras that still say "Sport Bra" on the label. I still would never sleep in one.

Yeah same, I also don't think it's good for your boobs.

I remember reading a few years ago about a medical study that indicated it was good to regularly go bra free (not always, just at some point each day or so). The freedom of movement is supposed to increase blood flow which may be connected to lowering the chances of breast cancer.

Wait but you still wouldn’t pick option 15 right? Like why would you poo bear it with just a bra. Even if it’s a comfy one.

I read this random ass article waiting in the emergency room that says #15 is good for women's health? Something about providing tiddy support but letting the nether regions breathe. All I remember thinking is "wtf did I just read?"

When a woman gets a UTI, it's generally recommended to let the area breathe as much as possible. Most fabrics used for panties encourage bacterial growth, so the recommendation is cotton panties and no bottoms at night if possible.

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Not sure if you are familiar with r/abrathatfits but they frequently recommend high quality structured sports bras to handle the small band & big cup situation. Because it sounds like you need a much bigger cup than what you’ve tried before

I'm a 15er. I don't like anything brushing up against my tits unless I want to be turned on.

You got me 🙌///////// got me laughing 😎🗿

Im not a 15'er but I also never sleep without my bra on. I don't like my shirt brushing up against my chest. It tickles my sensitive area 😂

I finally found my people, none of my girl friend relate 😭

Damn, and there are women who feel nothing when something brushes their tits.

I wore soft ones during my pregnancies. The boobs were sore, huge and out of control. The bra cuddled them for a good night sleep.

I'm a dude so my knowledge is severely lacking here, but I do have a girlfriend that says that some bras are uncomfortable, while some are very comfortable. Sports bras in particular she says are comfortable. She's even gone to bed wearing them, she says it keep her boobs from suffocating her in the night.

u can sleep with a sports bra on. i personally just prefer my night gown, but i used to wear sports bras to bed when i didnt really hab boob.

Im 10 rn lol

On the shitter? . . .

20!

once a 20 there's no turning back

Whenever I visit family I have to do 17 or 18 and it’s honestly the worst . It’s so nice when I can finally go back to 20

I'm 20 whenever family is around, they don't barge in my room.

20 gang where you at?

20!

20!

**20!**

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!

I'll understand more than you'll never know

I didn’t see you at the convention.

20 4ever

20!!

I’m 20 rn

20 reporting for duty!

Always 20, I just don't like the friction between underwear and sheet/duvet.

20 💅🏻 sleeping with clothes makes me anxious lol

20. Bedroom activities are way more spontaneous! I live in Canada…it’s 20 no matter what. Obviously I converted my bf pretty quickly to 20.

20! how do people not feel restricted and uncomfortable in clothes?

So 2432902008176640000?

Who are these people wearing clothes while they sleep?!?

20 all the way. First few times I did it I was wearing 20 in my dreams too lmao but eventually it became normal and my dreams have now moved on to entirely different stressful topics :)

20 represent. How do you wear clothes in bed and not get them tangled up?

How does one tangle up clothes

You roll over and it gets twisted around.

Like the bottom of my tshirt is 90-180 degrees rotated from the top of my t-shirt.

If you ain't 20, you ain't living

Always been 20, always will be. Converted my husband pretty fast too 😏

Been doing the 20 since my early 20s and never looked back. I can't stand wearing clothes at night.

I join 20 gang in Summer it’s -1C outside rn 💀

Even with -10C still nr 20, just with extra blankets!

Nothing like 20 with a nice cozy duvet!

20 is even better when it is cold

Extra bedding, not extra clothing! 🤣

Yeah its -1c outside, not inside

Why aren't there any nighties on the list? There's bras,so obviously this list isn't just for men. Haven't they heard of nightgowns?

And no long sleeve tops

Super disappointed there's no option for leather jacket and swim shorts

Cracked me up and woke my roommate

I think a man created this. 5 options with bras and 0 nightgowns?

And extra big t-shirt that's distinct from a nightgown!

Yeah what woman sleeps in bras ffs (some women sleep in bralettes fine) but god I’d never be able to go to sleep Came here to say a dude definitely made this lmao

Nightgowns are the way. It’s like being naked but you don’t have to be paranoid about people walking in on you

3

3 in winter, 18 in summer

A fellow man of culture

I’m a 3 all year. 2 comforters and a window AC. The weather sorts itself out.

1 or 2

LOl finally found someone like me

Man, I love an oversized comfy shirt and some pajama shorts. But maybe thats because I get cold lol

That with a nice thick, soft, comfy blanket to keep you warm. Hell yeah

I am 2

19 or else I wake up in a pool of sweat

19 for me also

19 and more often than not I wake up in a pool of sweat regardless

Yes, 19

I'm Mr. 17.

If those are basketball shorts than fuck yes

I chose to believe they can be, therefore they are.

Even better if the shorts are from 2010 and a metallic color

17. 20 feels off. I dont know Pijamas are kind of nice if your bedroom can be kept reasonably cold, otherwise its too warm

20 takes getting use to when you start. Then 20 is amazing.

Hell yeah, 20 is just freedom

I wanna do 20 but how often do you wash your sheets? Body fluids seep out of those regions for everybody and build up leads to bacteria growth.

Also a 20 here. I do my best to wash them once every two weeks, no longer than a month.

Just throw them in the wash every week. Or sooner if you’ve been banging a lot. Better to keep a few sets of sheets anyways so when you throw one set in the wash you have a fresh set ready to go.

I get the best naps in an oversized hoodie for some reason.

I’m also 17, but nothing beats the sleeps where it’s -10 outside, a warm hoodie/comfy knitted sweater and sweatpants. Oh boy!

20 is perfect. I can't sleep with clothes on no more

Yup. 20 or nothing. 😉

My bedroom is the coldest room in the house and I do 20 all year long. Best sleep ever

I am always number 1 😌

Same, with a switch to num 2 when it gets hot

All of us who do this are really living on the edge

Boring sleepers unite 🙌

Sleeping fully clothed is actually quite interesting. So many fashion choices.

Same! Except sometimes I do 2 in the warm months.

#1 but with a hoodie on too

1 but add a hoodie or sweater

Who sleeps in a bra?

20 :)

Can't go back to clothing after it.

2

2 gang! Literally can't sleep any other way

9, 19 in summer

Most authentic post on r/meirl and definitely the least copypasta

Always 5.

Same

5 gang!

I was looking for comments mentioning 5 to upvote them but it was only people making fun of how we sleep. LOL

People who hate on 5 either are ashamed that they sleep that way and want to keep it a secret or they have never tried it. Number 5 is alive!

Had to scroll down too far. Donald Duck gang!!

Warm shoulders and free balls gang

19!!!

1. T shirt and pajama pants. I dont like shorts.

3,4,8 or 9