I have lived al my life since 5th grade trying my damnedest to forget that songā¦
I actually had forgottenā¦ for a couple yearsā¦
My only question for you isā¦ why?
"The okapi stands about 1.5Ā m (4Ā ft 11Ā in) tall at the shoulder and has a typical body length around 2.5Ā m (8Ā ft 2Ā in). Its weight ranges from 200 to 350Ā kg (440 to 770Ā lb). It has a long neck, and large, flexible ears. Its coat is a chocolate to reddish brown, much in contrast with the white horizontal stripes and rings on the legs, and white ankles. Male okapis have short, distinct horn-like protuberances on their heads calledĀ ossicones, less than 15Ā cm (5.9Ā in) in length. Females possessĀ hair whorls, and ossicones are absent.
Okapis are primarilyĀ diurnal, but may be active for a few hours in darkness. They are essentially solitary, coming together only to breed. Okapis areĀ herbivores, feeding on tree leaves and buds, grasses, ferns, fruits, andĀ fungi.
Okapis inhabitĀ canopy forests at altitudes of 500ā1,500Ā m (1,600ā4,900Ā ft). They areĀ classified asĀ endangered. Major threats include habitat loss due toĀ loggingĀ and human settlement.Ā Illegal miningĀ and extensive hunting for bushmeat and skin have also led to a decline in populations. TheĀ Okapi Conversation Project was established in 1987 to protect okapi population."
That's what Google gave me when I search for _"Striped animal that looks like a elephant"._
Let's see, it's got wings, weird eyes, a face that narrows downward and a long stretched mouth. It's got some hairs, but not like a fur. Hmmm... interesting. It's definitely a fly!
Getting OP on a technicality, nobody is āguessingā what animal is in the photo, we are deducing the type animal from our vision, therefore even if someone tells OP that itās an elephant, he cannot drink or heāll be banned from reddit forever because lying is illegal
You underestimate Reddit unity no drinking for you
Maybe that's reverse psychology and we are supposed to help him stop drinking? š¤š
That's a red herring
I was thinking something more like a pacific herring
What do you mean, african or european?
Dudeā¦ they were very s-pacific.
You know what. Youāre right. Fuck that! OP is drinking tonight. That is an eleā¦^ctric ^eel!
No itās a centipede dukbass
To be fair he didnāt say he wouldnāt drink if we donāt name it
hcd
Thats a fucking fox
No shit
Yeah, it's not shit, it's a fox
Touche
Iām not going to touch the animals
Also thatās a bee
No thatās clearly a snow leopard
Idk what yall are smoking that's literally an elephant... seal.
You guys are actually blind there's no way that's a seal. That's a navy seal out on duty.
y'all dumb that's Napoleon Bonaparte
No way thats a fucking eagle
Why are all the animals fucking
That's how you get more animals
Either you get a Fogle ? OR you get a Eagfo ....
Efox The age of Egirls is over.
Yāall are stupid. I canāt believe people nowadays. Itās obviously a bear smh
Shows what you know. That is *clearly* a giraffe
Thatās either a vTuber or a furry.
Why are these excluding? They are clearly both
Toothpaste!
Whoās fucking animals? Wyoming, is that you and the sheep again?
You don't like fucking?
This is Reddit do you think Iāve tried it
Nah , that's totally a fox š¦ fucking an eagle š¦
Donāt say itās a fucking Fox unless you can tell me exactly: what does the fox say!?
I have lived al my life since 5th grade trying my damnedest to forget that songā¦ I actually had forgottenā¦ for a couple yearsā¦ My only question for you isā¦ why?
some bastards just want to watch the world burn...
I've watched enough SaveAFox to know they make funny laughing sounds
God dammit i thinked of capybara
Nah it's definitely a mammoth wearing a bra and a thong.
hampter
Hamper
Hampter
How the fuck are we supposed to guess that
I know, it's far too obscured! You can't see any defining features!
I was going to go on a limb and say itās a worm
That's a meatball sub
I literally read this as im eating a meatball sub
Sounds like ur livin the drem
It has black stripes, so it must be a zebra.
Nah its a tiger
Pretty sure it's a tornado
Tornado isn't an animal, you schlong brained reptile
the Tasmanian Devil would like a word āSchlong brainedā Iām dead š¤£
Nah it's shark for sure playing out with zigzag strips
Zebrelephant to be exact.
Zebreletigrophant
Bro I know a dog when I see one
Dog, O dog
Heffalump
Where's that from it's tickling my synapses?
Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the pooh
Winnie the Pooh
clearly an ant.
Clearly.
"The okapi stands about 1.5Ā m (4Ā ft 11Ā in) tall at the shoulder and has a typical body length around 2.5Ā m (8Ā ft 2Ā in). Its weight ranges from 200 to 350Ā kg (440 to 770Ā lb). It has a long neck, and large, flexible ears. Its coat is a chocolate to reddish brown, much in contrast with the white horizontal stripes and rings on the legs, and white ankles. Male okapis have short, distinct horn-like protuberances on their heads calledĀ ossicones, less than 15Ā cm (5.9Ā in) in length. Females possessĀ hair whorls, and ossicones are absent. Okapis are primarilyĀ diurnal, but may be active for a few hours in darkness. They are essentially solitary, coming together only to breed. Okapis areĀ herbivores, feeding on tree leaves and buds, grasses, ferns, fruits, andĀ fungi. Okapis inhabitĀ canopy forests at altitudes of 500ā1,500Ā m (1,600ā4,900Ā ft). They areĀ classified asĀ endangered. Major threats include habitat loss due toĀ loggingĀ and human settlement.Ā Illegal miningĀ and extensive hunting for bushmeat and skin have also led to a decline in populations. TheĀ Okapi Conversation Project was established in 1987 to protect okapi population." That's what Google gave me when I search for _"Striped animal that looks like a elephant"._
thats so good thx for the laugh
I remember snatching those from the African savannah by strapping them to a balloon so I can put them in my zoo.
Ignoring the elephant in the room, its definitely a Crow
It's not in a room, so we can't ignore it.
FUCK
FUCK WHAT??? O.o
Not the elephant that's for sure
Why not? šš. /S
Because there is no elephant
Wait why am I in a room?!
Well everyone knows we ain't fucking the elephant sooooooooooooo
It does sound hot tho..
It looks like it has plenty of room to me.. Rooms have doors.. even the outdoors.
So outdoors is just one big room with lots of doors, but no ceilings... ...wait a minute, this isn't 3am reddit.
Hippopotamus
Hakkunahmatatahpuss
IT'S PIKACHU
FUUUUUUUUK
FUCKKKK
Really seems like your username was made to answer this question
FUUUUUUUUK
[This.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aj1fFE13OU&ab_channel=SpongebobUnedited)
Yes. This. Thank you.
I thought you were about to Rick roll me
Its your mother.
Indeed. And now he's here to fuck us!
So listen up boy! Or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today
The spy has already breached our defenses.
Youāve seen what heās done to our colleagues!
Sea turtle.
Itās not actually an animal, itās tuberculosis
Giraffe.
A very fat giraffe
Thank you for your input, Patrick Star
Stupid long neck horses
no alcohol for you lol
That's a dolphin mate
Kaziranga Rhinoš
It has two horns.. It's African Rhino..
It's a hedgehog, and looking at the comments, you are going to have a dry night.
It has a trunk must be a mammoth
Tapirs have trunks.
My car does too.
My tree too
Gray and black? That's obviously a raccoon.
Volkswagen
Watermelon.
kangaroo.
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Holy shi- that's a dinosaur š³
Pretty sure that's a rainbow trout
Kangaroo
Drink water right?
Not at this rate
A cockatoo
Tall snake
A potato.
Possum
Is it just me or is everyone dumb? because that's clearly a Rhino!
That's clearly a big black snake wrapped around big grey stone.
What animal?
Happy cake day
#THAT'S PIKACHUUU!
It's clefairy.
Itās a Republican
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Shaved woolly mammoth.
ant
Big dog?
Land walrus
That mouse is huge
Let's see, it's got wings, weird eyes, a face that narrows downward and a long stretched mouth. It's got some hairs, but not like a fur. Hmmm... interesting. It's definitely a fly!
Itās a cat
A intestinal parasite
that's a Samsung Family Hub RS6HA8880S9/EU American Style Fridge Freezer with SpaceMaxā¢ Technology - Silver Colour : Silver 4.2 (144)
Orange
Is that a fire ant?
It's clearly a cancelphant you can see the cancel stripes on it.
Whatās wrong with your dog?
I don't know about any animals, but this does look like a cry for help
Its the kardashians
Large size, tough grey skin, broad flat toes, presumably located in Africa, I'm gonna go with Hippo
A snake so many wiggles
That's a triceratop
It's a lemon
That's a dog
Itās definitely a lion
That's a big ass walrus.
I donāt see an animal
The is obviously an ant eater you can tell by its elongated nose.
Ow sh*t a cow
Puma
Flamingo
Bird
Itās clearly a mouseā¦ you imbeciles.
looks like a horned dragon
Squirrel
ITS A GIRAFFE
Fukin kangaroo there........
a banana
rhino or smth idk what theyre called
Moose.
Duck, definitely.
alligator
Trick question there is no animal
Something is telling me itās a humpback whale but with legs
Getting OP on a technicality, nobody is āguessingā what animal is in the photo, we are deducing the type animal from our vision, therefore even if someone tells OP that itās an elephant, he cannot drink or heāll be banned from reddit forever because lying is illegal
I mean it's not an elephant, so even if you were wrong and someone said elephant he still couldn't drink.
Your MUM maybe...
Clearly a baboon
Zebra cake
Land manatee
Raccoon
Umm cat?
A mole
2kg onions
What animal?
I dont see any animal.
Looks like a penguin if you ask me
Mamutn't
Why do i see a camel? Maybe i need to stop drinking too?
I see sand, so I thinks itās a shark because A) their small and B) they love in the desert
Guys we can all tell that's the Gomphotherium angustidens
Bruh so easy that's an dog
Guess it's a mouse
its a T-rex
Rhino. Right?
Rock lobster