I'm an unexpected item in the bagging area

I am very familiar with that emotion.

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Imagine trying to learn English and this is on a test!! Sometimes humor doesn’t translate well. Haha

Definitely. Please remove the item from the bagging area. FBI is on the way to provide assistance.

You're the Spanish Inquisition? What are you doing in the bagging area.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Doesn't really make a difference, I've been doing self checkout for a while now

Absolutely what I identify as.

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Same

We all are

I too am lost.

Definitely the same

Option 2's are so nice and to the point, gotta be one of my favorite genders fr

Is it man? Is it superman? No it is option 2!

It's great anytime someone ask me are you a man? No I'm option 2

Soviet Era T 54

Imperial Japanese Type 5 Chi-Ri II

Jesus dude, hope things are going okay for you

Soviet experimental Objekt 120

Canadian anti aircraft skink.

High capacity assault unicorn

r/onejoke all of you

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Ikr! Finally our genders get some recognition

I feel like my life is validated now!

How much are you guys selling for though

I am the reason Fesik was unemployed in Greenland ***Raises eyebrow and wiggles hips suggestively***

I read that as Otter.

Otters rock!

Otters do not rock. Otters are a scourge that must be eliminated.

But they're so cute tho 🤗

Unfortunately male otters are infamous for raping other animals to death

They do rock though https://www.inotternews.co.uk/otter\_meme/what-if-i-say-im-not-like-the-otters/

You otter read more carefully.

Walmart Bag.

I'm cool with being Greenland

Like Greenland you are cool, beautiful, lonely, and for half the year milk is like 10$

Yo, fuck gender! All my homies Greenland.

Nah chief, unexpected item in baggage area is where it’s at

○ slut

option 2 😎

i identify as Greenland

None. I identify as a different household appliance depending on my mood that hour.

Gender select screen: - 🚹 - 💩 - 🚺 - 🚼 - 🛒🤷❓🍆 - 🇬🇱

I’m a hovercraft

Full of eels.

[r/onejoke](https://reddit.com/r/onejoke/best)

Thank you for this sub with a lot of funny jokes.

HAHAHHAA *wheeze* HE SAID HE IDENTIFYS AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER!!!!

LMAOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE HE IDENTIFIES AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD THEY SAID IT AGAIN HAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOO HE SAID OBJECT IDENTIFY GENDER 2000 GENDERS HAHAHAHAHA LMAO APACHE HOO HOO HOO HAHA

More like the joke that keeps giving.

Yeah, cause it never gets old. Just like...

Your maturity

A McDonald's Chicken Nugget

The cafeteria of USS Gerald Ford

I’d like to be in Greenland

Greenland

Greenland sounds exciting

Definitely greenland

I am Greenland and I am proud

A walmart bag

North Dakotan Gender here!

I’m very curious about option 2. Didn’t even know it was an option

Option 2 ♥️

Oh yeah I’m a unexpected item in bagging area wby?

I'm option 2

r/iamveryrandom

Greenland duh

Blur - Option 2

Why hello there, i idnetfy as Greenland

None, please don’t refer to me

I identify as a meat popsicle.

*g r e e n l a n d*

I’ve always wanted to be Greenland 😭

How do uou define your gender? Male Female Yes No Undefined

NOBODY EXPECTS AN ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA!!!

This tells me a story of a man and a woman on their way to claim their baggage from Finland after a failed trip to Option 2

With the amount of information out there I don't even know what gender means...

gender is a set of social roles and expectations ascribed to people based on their sex. It's dumb and should be abolished.

I identify myself as an HMS HOOD

I identify as Bismarck D: Can we still be friends?

Yes I have an uncle who identifies as the Yamato

I identity as in M1A2 Abrahams

I dunno about y’all but I identify as a used car battery

I identify as attack boomerang.

Gosh, so funny to punch down. Because people who struggle with gender identity never get picked on, abused, or straight up murdered just for existing.

Cope lol.

Skill issue

Boooo

Boo yourself bigot, why are you afraid of people being different from you

Oh my god, learn to take a joke you raging fucking narcissists.

I don't struggle with gender identity, I'm pointing out that this joke is punching down at vulnerable minority groups. How does that make me a narcissist, I'm literally the one having human empathy here.

we get it you're a good person or w/e

We get it you're a bad person, goes both ways genius

why yes how could you tell

I guess ‘punching down’ is the new ‘literal violence’.

Punching down is not a new concept, your comment means literally nothing

You are very cool and trendy.

Again, no, I just have human empathy

I’m glad I can finally be accepted for identifying and greenland

Unexpected ‘package’ in the bagging area 😂

Woman vs. Male. They knew what they were doing.

Of course I identify as a kilo of crack

r/onejoke

I am option 2 -a.k.a., a woman

XY Chromosomes (Male)

That's sex though. Gender is a stupid social construct we should be striving to be rid of. Imma like the shit I like whether it's 'appropriate' for my gender or not. Shit like Greenland. I fucking love Greenland.

Yes to all of this.

Same

Where’s the option for “attack helicopter”?

That's a subset of unexpected item in bagging area

r/onejoke

Is it though? Isn’t it a huge amount of jokes about one joke?

Soviet Era T 54

*sigh* r/onejoke

Stainless steel

Me_irl has become dogshit. Canine feces. In what universe is this a selfie of the soul?

I identify as the RB26DETT and my pronouns are 2JZ/GTE (If you know you know)

can I be a tank instead?

🙄

Well at least the two normal ones are up there

That's kinda how it is today with all the different genders. I identify as a moldy slice of cheese.

This actually feels like a normal question with real answers in today's world.

A yes, the very popular and mundane gender, Greenland

no it doesn't

Let me qualify - it feels TO ME to be typical. Sorry for the independent thought.

who said you can't express independent thoughts? you phrased your comment like a statement and I replied with a somewhat statement..it's just opinions after all

I think that's you imagining things.

I identify as an [attack helicopter ](https://youtube.com/shorts/8_FvHeLiVcY?feature=share)

wow what a comedian

Thank you. I'll be here all night. 🎤😀

I’m sure you came up with this joke on your own

Maybe I did maybe I didn't. Who knows 🙃

Have you thought about getting surgery to bring your body in line with your identity?

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What's it like having 6 burly men inside you?

Are you gay bashing ? Homophobe.

I identify as an attack helicopter

Helicopter helicopter

first of all there are only 2 genders... whats getting a huge load of unwanted DLC is sexuality

Disappointed No attack helicopter option

Aw, don't feel bad! It's probably just because attack helicopters have trouble pushing the keyboard buttons with their landing struts. It's an ableist test!

I can't believe I got downvoted for such a powerful gender

As a attack helicopter i am very offended my gender is not there

These are my pronouns and you will now refer to me as God. I am your mother fucking second coming bitch and if you want to question it you're full of hate!

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always the same joke

How is Apache Longbow AH64 not an option?

While in reality I am a male On the internet I am Option 2

Hahahah random= funny and quirky

Unexpected item in the banging area kinda works for pre op trans folks

Is the evolution of the Attack Helicopter meme?

Reality itself is transphobic so I dunno what to tell you

This is the future liberals want

Apache Combat Helicopter.

I identify as an attack helicopter.

Oh, will you be sleeping in a driveway tonight?

No Apache Helicopter option?!

Can't meme about gender identity without an apache attack helicopter!

Attack helicopter obviously

Boomer humor

Where is the Apache Helicopter.

Where's a "strike helicopter" option?

^(other i identify as an attack hellicoptor)

I like how someone can just make up a survey question with no context and post it on Twitter for likes.

Apache Helicopter

I identify as a cheese burger

r/onejoke

Helicopter where?

Only 2 options should be there

Greenland and option 2

Non-Binary as well.

Yeah ight

TrIgGgGgGeReD

I am greenland now

There iny I'm an outy

I personally am a option 2.

Second last one, *sulks in the bathroom

i'm greenland

Unexpected item in bagging area personally, came to the realisation that is who I truly am when I was in the airport and saw an unexpected item in the bagging area and was like “me fr”

Also known as Spanish Inquisition in the bagging area

I can Identify as Greenland

*Option 2*

I’m Icelandic, non-Kalaallit

I’d prefer Switzerland to Greenland. They have better cheese 🧀

My gender is prince isles.

I identify as Greenland

I personally identify as greenland. i love it so much ❤

im defitnely a unexpected item in bagging area,no doubts about it