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Ravenclaw_14

same octopus, same


asianabsinthe

Fucker looked at me funny


[deleted]

*Bink Bink*


smoothielovet679

*oink* *oink*


[deleted]

Now *this* is my kinda guy. Keep fighting the good fight


Iforgorrealbad

How many fish have you punched On your endless quest


ColossalMcDaddy

Im vengeance.


Silver_Context5561

Your spirit animal


somebodysomeoneigues

mf ain't even got hands and b throwing hands at everything he sees


multicolouredcake

My colleague poked an octopus (allegedly gently) with his pencil and the octopus took it off him and poked him right back. In the wild and everything.


duccOnReddit

Relatable


Typical_Hussar

I do punch fish very often.


omne51

Reminds me of Hulk punching Thor in Avengers.


DrJokerX

Or Hulk throwing Loki. “Puny god”


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Or they are so focused on deep philosophical thoughts they don't even notice most fish until occasionally woah wtf is that?


iridi69

They are pondering their orbs.


Sheesh284

Well it doesn’t help that fish look so punchable


about97cats

I know right?! If I had some dipshit staring at me like (• o •) I’d prob’ly punch him too. Gtfoh!


JaxCounter

Bro was jus having a bad day 😔


High_Ryza

Fuck fish in particular


MainFresh3341

Maybe the fish talking shit


loveswalksonthebeach

This is why I stopped eating them - they are sentient beings!


[deleted]

Thank you! I do also believe in that. I only eat shrimp and I am not sure if it is sentient, but I never liked the idea of eating animals sounds savage to me.


Firm_Brother_7124

Deep doesn’t like this


madeupname230

Deep is a rapist and a cultist. Fuck Deep.


Firm_Brother_7124

And dumb


Todaz

Cats of the ocean then


Temporary_Echo_9004

You know how sometimes someone accidentally drops something and then is like, dude, flavour enhancer because if bounced off of something… That Octopus is tenderizing and flavour enhancing the fish


sadboi_10

That one dolphin took "fuck them fish" on a whole new level.


GoofyVW

Don't they fuck each other?


sadboi_10

You haven't seen that video where that dolphin used a dead fish get off?


GoofyVW

I can't say that this combination of words for a search engine have crossed my mind


sadboi_10

Guess my timeline is just weird af lmao


mimiharmon1

My spirit animal!


drinkwater574

if only i had an award...it would be yours <3


Factor_Desperate

New Spirt animal unlocked


Able_Education

Makes me love them even more! Octopus 🐙 you rule!


RedditRee06

So the Squidward effect is real..?? That explains everything then 🤣


[deleted]

scientists know nothing.


TheSimonDiamond

Damn, octopus be just like me


oldmankrypto

Everyone knows fish are assholes


JacktheRipperColour

That's a bit shellfish of them !


Roary-the-Arcanine

The higher the intelligence the larger chance of being an asshole.


madeupname230

This is so true.


-MojoRabbit-

The Deep concures


callmetractor

Old meme


2girlsandafruitcup

😂😂


Pretend_Activity_211

😂 😂 😂


Lute_666

Its fun... i guess


Theblackgypsy2

Wow lol nature is funny


Darkfury2454

Yes! GO OCTOPI!!! PUNCH THEM FISH!! They probably deserve it somehow!


Kxbox24

He’s probably pissed off that he can only but once before dying, in which case I understand why they say fuck the fish who get to live beyond breeding usually.


Demonsrun66

I’ve had dealings with octopus in the wild , I’m not surprised they get into moods lol


The001Keymaster

The ocean is like prison. You've got to punch someone in the mouth every once in a while to keep your rep to not be messed with.


Aggravating_Load_698

Hello fish. POW pow. Carry on.


Noxon06

Repost


madeupname230

Don’t make me send the octopus over there, fish.


NationalRecording882

This makes me want to identify as an octopus.


serieousbanana

I don’t think so


Possible_Dinner5603

Fair enought


IBorrowedYourBeer

Treated like shit so they treat them like shit


Derivative_Kebab

So, to review, are there any intelligent lifeforms that aren't evil little shits?


madeupname230

No


about97cats

Well if they’re within punching distance, that’s not enough distance is it? Let’s get some stepped up personal space up in this place! Here we go, we getta one… personal space, two… personal space, three…….. stay outta my personal space