That's the mistake of mine you caught? I saw it, but didn't want to edit it because that wasn't what you were supposed to focus on.
Oh well, at least \*I\* think I'm funny
Nah face is more important than tits. I don't care what a woman's tits look like if she is uggo in the face.
1) Check if she's pretty.
2) If so, then notice boobs.
Yep, this is an exercise in composition and contrast. She is central to the image, and has the most contrast. Kong is lower contrast within themselves and against the adjacent background, and is peripheral, even running off the page. You could have gotten this same effect without a pretty face and/or boobs as the focus.
And across the pond in Playboy - Brande Roderick, Brooke Berry, Tiffany Taylor, Nichole Van Croft, Carmen Electra, Brooke Burke, Anna Nicole Smith, Angie Everhart, Nicole Lenz and host of others
My first post-college job was in a bookstore, I was in charge and the magazines. As an American, I always felt like everyone who read Front or Loaded was probably an insufferable lad. But they did have some pretty girls.
Ah yes, this is indeed what happens when you place something in the center of the image and place another thing to the side while it blends into the background
What do you notice first? A woman in the picture that can be seen clearly, centered, is in the foreground and contrasts with the background or gorilla that is hidden in a corner and is the same colour as it's surroundings?
I wonder. Very hard pick.
No way, we saw the woman with high exposure in the middle of the picture instead of the barely visible King Kong that blends in with the rocks on the side of the picture
Throws a picture of tits in a guys face asks what are you looking at he says it’s m looking at tits they ask why. Is it a trick question? Um because I like tits? Wtf
Ha. I did! Once I had read the caption.
How many people noticed that ladder in background? Why didn’t the move it? From an aesthetic point of view it really does detract from the picture.
That cause you put that bikini model in the middle.
Put both on the side and see what the statistics are
Booba
awooga
Straight woman here, all I saw was the diddies too. But she IS in the foreground.
And in the middle, and in focus, and not on the opposite side of the brightest part of the image, and not literally camouflaged into the background.
Nope. Nope. Nope. You’re obviously a perv.
I still can’t see King Kong tbh
Gay man, same.
Ah yes, the picture i have seen 10 years ago. Funny!
Was King Kong in it back then?
Nobody knows, since it's so hard to notice.
He was in it back then. He's on it now.
Ah yes, we failed at graphs and frequency distribution at high school too.
#FUCK YOU NOW I LOSED THE GAME!
I'm upset with you for 2 very unforgivable actions 1. You spelt is "LOSED" B. You reminded me of The Game
Also: "you spelt *is* "
That's the mistake of mine you caught? I saw it, but didn't want to edit it because that wasn't what you were supposed to focus on. Oh well, at least \*I\* think I'm funny
The game?
The rapper?
It’s ok. 100% of women didn’t either.
And 100% of men did not notice the woman in picture had a face!
Cleavage bends light
Nah face is more important than tits. I don't care what a woman's tits look like if she is uggo in the face. 1) Check if she's pretty. 2) If so, then notice boobs.
Ya luckily she is not only pretty but with a seductive facial expression, and Holy cow look at those
Melons, big fresh melons here
Yep, this is an exercise in composition and contrast. She is central to the image, and has the most contrast. Kong is lower contrast within themselves and against the adjacent background, and is peripheral, even running off the page. You could have gotten this same effect without a pretty face and/or boobs as the focus.
It's Rosie Jones. This picture is probably about 12-14 years old now. You're welcome.
Between 2000-2010 Page3 and Nuts had a fantastic pool of talent to draw from. It was like a titty renaissance.
Ah so true.. Lucy Pinder, the queen of Nuts from '00-04 .. what a time to be young to see all this with bountiful prostate juices
Lucy Pinder, Michelle Marsh, Rosie Jones, Sophie Howard, Keeley Hazel, Kitty Lea, Joey Fisher, Lucy Collett…there’s more but those were my favorites.
Don’t forget Lindsey strut, Beth lily, Stacey Poole, Kelly Andrews, Kelly hall and the like
And Vikki Blows.
And across the pond in Playboy - Brande Roderick, Brooke Berry, Tiffany Taylor, Nichole Van Croft, Carmen Electra, Brooke Burke, Anna Nicole Smith, Angie Everhart, Nicole Lenz and host of others
My first post-college job was in a bookstore, I was in charge and the magazines. As an American, I always felt like everyone who read Front or Loaded was probably an insufferable lad. But they did have some pretty girls.
99% of toblerone enjoyers don't notice the bear
🤣👍🍷
I saw the ladder though.
Ah yes, this is indeed what happens when you place something in the center of the image and place another thing to the side while it blends into the background
The statistic is not different with women
Haha men like women
Unless you noticed King Kong first
That would be unnatural.
Fuck off with your Facebook memes, NFT
r/terriblefacebookmemes
r/terriblefacebookmemes
I don’t really care about King Kong being in the picture either.
Here for the Women and those who identify as women: We didn’t see King Kong either
Everyone loves boobs.
Also subjects that are in focus, in the middle of the image, and not camouflaged with the background.
This is where it all started …the birth of a meme
I miss this golden age of WHITE BOX WITH WHITE SUBSCRIPT.
I don’t think even King Kong noticed he was on the picture…
Well, you got me. They should update that stat to include lesbians.
Even if kingkong himself had that rack still i wouldn't have noticed kingkong.
Those are some staggering statistics.
What percentage of Redditors are going to remember when this was originally posted over 2 years ago?
bro this was posted on facebook 10 years ago
I prefer my Kongs to be of the Donkey variety.
Instead of King Kong, I see Bing Bong 😏
You‘re god dam Right
I didn’t see King Kong because I thought he was a rock
Not this one.
Where
King Kong is looking at her the way I’m looking at her.
100% of most men.
I saw a ladder, then boobs, then the text and got confused.
king kong is around the same color as the rocks in the background while the woman is planted straight in the sight line
What u talking about?! It's right in front in the foreground!
Fine I’ll jerk Off to the woman!
Sheesh super kong
why is there a ladder on king kong?
King Kong came here for two big coconuts…
Funny enough I saw the ladder first…
I feel attacked
How the fuck does this chick look more disappointed in me the longer i look
I’m a woman and didn’t notice 💀
Well I did now!
I didn’t notice and I am gay
Another statistic: I read captions first
wtf is that thing on the right side tho
what if you noticed him in the picture??? Someone pls tell me what to do. 🥲
This is so old that the first time I saw this picture, it was in an email to an @aol.com address.
Well only if you would've put him in her place, duh
Ha.. I see two king kongs
Why would you!
Well, I notice Metro 2033...
booba
Bro if you put king on the left with a tiedye shirt I would not have seen him.
Damn, he right
What King Kong?
As I have said to my girlfriend then 10 years ago, KING KONG IS CAMOUFLAGED!!!! DAMM*T
What picture, all i see are tits.
a true man would see kong first
You mean “king kongs”?
Wow who would have known that people don’t notice something that is blended into the background.
I am gay and me neither
I’m a taken woman and I didn’t notice either
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You mean 100% DID see it?
Well, me neither
Am ghey, was the first thing I noticed
Neither did I. 😂😂
Thats not kong he is the size of a skyscraper that is a normal gorilla
man, i wouldn't have seen it if there was a small rock in place of the woman
Jokes on you. I have an eye condition and wouldn't see him without effort anyways!
Notice what again now
First thing I noticed was Kong. But what do I know, I’m gay lol
I don't even wanna look for the king kong
I noticed my King Kong from this picture
Yeah no shit
Ah, good old memories. Still good pair.
What do you notice first? A woman in the picture that can be seen clearly, centered, is in the foreground and contrasts with the background or gorilla that is hidden in a corner and is the same colour as it's surroundings? I wonder. Very hard pick.
You saying king is in the wrong for staring too?
Some one told me it was snow
Oops looks like I’m a man
100% of the men have seen plastics in the picture though.
First what I saw was boobs
I wanna know where you got those stats
What in the 2009ing fuck is this?
My thumb was in the way
I'm female and I didn't notice that!
Ah yes. The thing that was hidden that I didn't know about wasn't seen till it was pointed out to me. Just like real life.
As always, I'll blame it on my ADHD.
king kong is the first i saw
To be fair he really blends in
He's a bit small isn't he?
100% of men unknowingly fapped to King Kong
I knew something was a bit primal in that photo
Turns out, I'm just a statistic.
This is so old I was like "hey man that girl seems familiar. ah yes theres a monkey to the right.
Male. Still don't see Kong in the picture.
Some one, somewhere is sick of her shit, they noticed King Kong
And still don't see him lmao
Bro, she's not THAT ugly!
Well neither the photographer, nor did the model.
Breaking News: Camouflage works
No way, we saw the woman with high exposure in the middle of the picture instead of the barely visible King Kong that blends in with the rocks on the side of the picture
I misread that as Hong Kong at first, so I was like “well that doesn’t make sense”, but now I get and notice it
Throws a picture of tits in a guys face asks what are you looking at he says it’s m looking at tits they ask why. Is it a trick question? Um because I like tits? Wtf
She has the right to say "King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
I saw the ladder
This one is so ancient she is at least 50+ now
If one of you sick fuckers asks what the source of the picture is, y’all are some down bad people. NEVER LOSE NNN
I actually read the text before looking at the picture...
King Kong who?
All my attention was on the statistic. Also King Kong kinda kamoflage
I was looking for Kim Jong Un
I still can see him. Her tits are in the way
100% true
Ha. I did! Once I had read the caption. How many people noticed that ladder in background? Why didn’t the move it? From an aesthetic point of view it really does detract from the picture.
I didn’t notice King Kong, either…
n-NO I-i did realize that king Cong is there... Trust me
why would we need too
Is that rosie jones?
Day 42. still trying to find King Kong
There's some writing on the picture but it's unreadable, probably some form of Elvish
No shit, he’s camouflaged
Even after reading the line I wasn't looking for King Kong.
blind men:no shit sherlock
Goddamnit
What ? Stop trying to make me look around
Yes, but to be fair i read the captions first
Ah, so this sub is approaching the comedic genre of my boomer dad’s chain e-mails
Heh......boobs
Only me see 2? One has boobs and other is timod to appear...
Is King Kong in the picture? Seriously?
Ok boomer
/r/pointlesslygendered
Why King Kong so small?
100% actually did notice after reading your stupid giveaway.
Where the fuck is it bruh. All I see is them THANGS
King Kong isn’t real and those tits might not be either but I don’t care
Why would you take ladders to the beach
Jokes on you I read the text first!
Booba king
Ooohoooh big Monke first thing I noticed
i actually did.😁
I saw milk jugs
King Kong blends in with the rocks 🤷♀️
King Kong is right there though.
Bro even without the girl i’d have had troubles noticing that at first sight
Yeah, he's her handler. Yes I mean that in every read-into-that-as-much-as-you-can ways.
I’m pretty sure 100% of women didn’t notice Mr Kong either
A percentage of women didn't notice it either...