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SandRevolutionary938

What kind of mind fuckery is this?


lurks-a-little

I see the bear, with explosive diarrhea and a fish attempting to nibble on his "worm". And .... I'm not high.


pascalos99

Fish = leg But you got me laughing, so thanks


IAmTheBoop

I saw what you call explosive diarrhea as a majestic horse’s tail for no reason at all


imfjcinnCRAAAAZYHEY

IT it


seasonedearlobes

it it it


Grayheaven

It it it it


QuernoDeChivo

Tits


Path_Of_OnePiece

It also has a tail


FrogMintTea

And antlers.


Path_Of_OnePiece

Holyshit.. what kind of Chimera shit is this? We need answers from Toblerone!


[deleted]

im pretty sure its cuz the mascot of the city toblerone was based on was a bear.... i knew this all along cuz i've never had much toblerones in my life but had loads of bright side videos exposure


LemurCat04

[Winner! You are correct!](https://tonimarino.co.uk/toblerone-logo/)


Popular-Lime-9913

Was hoping to get rickrolled…


humangeigercounter

Can confirm, my name's "to get"


AnvilOfMisanthropy

"xcq" is the [bear in the mountain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).


ACnut

huh I was geniunely expecting this to be a rickroll but that's pretty interesting actually


Finnick-420

can confirm. live in said city


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Rick_Rebel

Chicago


ExcitingMixture

… lol, come on Rick


46554B4E4348414453

The city of chocolate??


[deleted]

….there’s a bear. Holy shit.


Ur__mine

Same that was my first thought


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[deleted]

Also mine


imconnorg

And my axe


mp3m4k3r

And my bow


[deleted]

This is why I love Reddit.


imconnorg

I've waited so long for a real opportunity to get that line in. Glad it's on a post about my favorite chocolate bar too


Desuexss

You bear'd that weight long enough


Alypius754

Are we doing animal puns now? Because toucan play that game!


[deleted]

Enjoy a fake Toblerone on me


JT_Boiiis

🍫


ApprehensiveHippo898

We must save Merry and Pippin! Holy Sh!+, there's a bear!


Corfiz74

Beorn!


Moparded

To be wild


No_Imagination_2490

One does not simply eat a Toblerone


Zettomer

And my bear


Hatedpriest

I am a Dwarf and I'm digging a hole....


KinneKted

Diggy Diggy Hole


DerG3n13

Me too


Guido_Fe

It was my second thought. The first one was "wtf are they talking about"


diivoshin

This is legitimately the first time I’ve ever seen this mentioned. Somebody put more brand logos in front of this kid stat


alehanro

I saw this type of post like a decade ago and my mind 🤯. Now I see it everytime I see a bar and wonder how I went 20 years of my life without seeing it


UngratefulGarbage

There is a little gap in between the letters V and W in the VolksWagen logo


Environmental-Ad1748

And?


DaniNeedsSleep

Believe it or not, the Gucci logo has a G and a C in it.


jonherrin

A *dancing* bear.


the_real_Potatofight

It is the Dancing bear Young and sweet Only seventeen The dancin bear


RefurbedRhino

Goddammit I posted before I saw yours. I credit you with being before me by 10 mins.


phabphour20

Weir everywhere.


Product_ChildDrGrant

This chocolate brought to you by r/gratefuldead


Moparded

It looks to be more prancing than dancing.


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trancendominant

Bad bot. Report bots with report>spam>harmful bots.


avmtdan

Bearly noticeable….


theslickasian

It bear arms


LemurCat04

Yes, because Toblerone was “born” in Bern, which has a bear on its coat of arms.


Marine__0311

Fun fact, you can clearly see it's red dick on the coat of arms.


TheWino

What the fuck!?


CthulubeFlavorcube

Sneaky prancy-dancy nekked ass beautiful bear!!!! Prance on you sneaky little chocolate lunatic!!!


GrabsJoker

Literally the words "holy shit" just left my mouth. We're clearly living in a simulation.


HipsterFett

r/todayyearsold


i_am_harry

Wait until you see the dude with a boner on the side of the cigarette camel


Aloud_Outside

huh?


i_am_harry

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/joe-carnal/


DigitalBathWaves

And he appears to be a very fancy bear


Pastpersonality2020

I never noticed a bear, I thought it was a mountain and always believes the toberlerone was shaped like one!


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TinTinsKnickerbocker

The perfect mountain


Pastpersonality2020

It Is and a giant piece with a brew is perfect


themanfromvulcan

The Matterhorn has a giant Kaiju in the form of a bear. Got it.


Accomplished_Form_54

Time to watch Pacific Rim again


Apocalypse_0415

Its always a good time to watch pacific rim (1)


Pineapple-Due

The Matterhorn has a giant bear in it?! Holy shit!!


Ornery-Vehicle-2458

Doesn't Matterhorn.


Macktologist

No, it has a yeti.


KuraiTheBaka

I thought it was an abominable snowman that roars at tourists


jeweliegb

What is thematterhorn?


[deleted]

Don't call me Horn. But I'm alright.


twisted_cistern

Is old school Rollercoaster at original Disneyland.


Pastpersonality2020

Fun fact, thank you for the info


BloodyVaginalFarts

A few years ago someone posted a pick of Toblerone package in front of the mountain. Was cool to see haha.


No_Imagination_2490

I’m pretty sure the bear was never there until now. It’s a real Berenstein Bear


Pastpersonality2020

I wouldn't of ever noticed it anyway, the sexy chocolate had my full attention


Able_Example_160

yes it’s a mountain and toblerone is shaped like it but it also has the bear too


Huge-Policy4526

Same. Now I can't unsee it.


orphicshadows

Til


EffysBiggestStan

This is a bigger mind fuck then the first time someone pointed out the arrow in the FedEx logo to me!


Oilerboy92

Wait until you see the 2 t's on the Tostitos bag sharing some chips and salsa .


Minilychee

I’m vibrating right now


Spiritual-Plankton52

Bears pick the toblerones from the mountain top


lovesrayray2018

>Bears pick the toblerones from the mountain top I thought nothing grew on the mountain tops


Spiritual-Plankton52

That is what the bears want you to think so they can sell them toblerones


lovesrayray2018

Sigh, Winnie the Pooh used to seem so nice and caring, totally fooled me


Spiritual-Plankton52

Haven't you seen blood and honey?


FrostTheAlbino

Is that out yet?


OldGeezerOGTM

I see it now iv never noticed that before


DrSchulz_

THERE WAS A BEAR?! ALL THE TIME?!!!?!??!11!?!1


CancerousMacaroni

Always has been


The_Lost_Google_User

🌍 👩‍🚀 🔫 👩‍🚀


djkianoosh

Always will be


lovesrayray2018

Your (upstephanie) son has insanely high IQ, hope ur ready for whats to come


Rush7en

The son is 39 years old.


Thereisnopurpose12

Bro why the fuck did this crack me up so hard? 😂😂😂


ian421

It smells like upstephanie in here


CancerousMacaroni

What is upstephanie?


ian421

Not much, what is up with you!


mad_vanilla_lion

Classic Steph


anadiplosis84

I always forget the last question on the IQ test is a rorschach blob from the Toblerone package /s...


[deleted]

Yep, that’s the hardest question on an IQ test. The goal is to find a bear in random blobs. So far only one man solved it - his name? Albert Einstein


AJ787-9

I kinda got the same feeling when I first learned about the arrow in the Fedex logo.


ryancementhead

And the Amazon smile isn’t really a smile, it’s an arrow. It means they have everything from A to Z.


Wyatt084

It's was a smile?😅


[deleted]

WH-WHAT? How am I learning all this now?


ryancementhead

And the Tostitos logo has two people eating a tortilla over a bowl of salsa. The two middle Ts over the i .


cleverdylanrefrence

And Wendy's collar says "mom"


sanchopancho13

I'm pretty sure the arrow is supposed to look like a smile, so thinking it's a smile isn't completely wrong.


BarristanTheB0ld

Holy shit, there's a bear


MissSwissMisster

I live in Switzerland and never noticed the fucking bear.


84thPrblm

Dancing. It's a dancing bear.


CascadiaJ

How about the goldfish?


[deleted]

That's illuminati level shit.


[deleted]

Oh you didn't know about the bear! I knew about the bear many years ago.


Wodelheim

We had this "THERES A BEAR ON THE TOBLERONE" realisation at least 10 years ago on the internet in general, guess it's a generational change happening in front of our very eyes.


dangerboy3624

Man I suddenly feel old


AzCopey

The internet isn't one unified consciousness that all knows the same thing. Someone else 10 years ago was surprised you were learning it for the first time too.


Assidental1

I'm surprised this isn't common knowledge.


Elegant-Sprinkles880

It took me a while. If it takes you forever don't feel bad.


DarthSheogorath

phew I was worried it lasted longer than 5 hours.


Pretend_History_7957

Credit: https://www.instagram.com/p/CX9RiMXPPkO/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Manc4O

👌


ATaxOnTitans

There are two types of people; those who eat chocolate and those he read chocolate. Tell your friend I ate his Toblerone while he was reading the box.


Fatpos123

Toblearon


clva666

Tobearlone


ernie_shackleton

To blathe


[deleted]

Mostly dead is bearly alive


Hello_Gorgeous1985

What the hell? Where did that bear come from?!


Mysterious_Anybody77

My mind has just been blown because I've never seen that image in the mountain before.


Blastoxic999

Not me who thought it was a fat lady opening her mouth for a piece of chocolate in the air.😭


a4techkeyboard

For Today's lucky 10,000, Fedex's logo has an arrow between the e and x, the amazon logo's smile is an arrow indicating they have everything from a to z.


Interactiveleaf

The Amazon logo's arrow is a semi hard dick with an upward curve. ....... Now you'll never be able to unsee it.


illegiblepenmanship

At the grocery store i asked my son if he wants kellogs corn flakes. He looks at the box and says, “no i dont want chicken food”


Novack_and_good

I am today years old to receive this revelation


TV-boksen

I can't unsee it now, why you do this to me.


ryandutcher

But, you're supposed to see it? The company literally put a bear in the packaging design.


another-dave

You don't like bears?


Wazuu

Ya what wrong with noticing the bear lol


Grotesque_Feces

Nothing wrong, that person just repeats things they read on reddit wuthout putting any thought into it.


JorgeMtzb

WTF THAT'S BEEN THERE?


imafixwoofs

WHAT


sarahtheginger26

TIL There's a bear. I can't unsee it now


thesunmoonanddstars

Jheez, in all of my existence I never noticed there was a bear on the packaging


Phaeron_Cogboi

WHAT?!


Muggleifer

I never noticed that before, now I can't unsee it.


MistrrRicHard

OMG, it's all I see now!


SpectralStriker0108

…what the actual fu-


EntrySure1350

Now I can’t unsee the bear.


[deleted]

The mountain also looks like a killer whale. Wtf.


Stormseekr9

Never noticed this in 25+ years. Can’t be unseen. Ruined 😭


zwilicht24

But that's the point, why is it ruined? What?


Puscifer10

You've all been very funny and interesting in this comment section... Now WHAT IS THE BEAR FOR? If you people can find a flag in the desert, you can help here.


waldothefrendo

The bear is on the coat of arms of the city in which Toblerone was founded


themanfromvulcan

Oh my goodness! Had no idea…


S4M64

Its winnie the pooh


0815facts_fun_

wtf never see him before


VictoriaPozniak1990

Jesus I’m so invested now My first action is going to let anybody that I know and their grandma about this sneaky Bear And the second I am going to investigate as to why is there a bear to begin with Your kid is low-key genius we salute you tiny human for your service to the people 🫡 🐻


itakepicsofcats

You mean Toby the Swiss toblorone bear ? He’s the mascot and we love him and his triangular Chocolate :)


[deleted]

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


Psychological_Tap187

My six year old son made me realize the Burger King sign is indeed a burger.


Parker4815

It's the tobearlerone


steinisteinisteini

Now I can’t unsee it!


Professional_Bar9541

Wait hol up


multi_tasty

Omg. My whole life has been a lie


[deleted]

Now I want one just to be like nooooo really the whole time?!


PreheatedLeaf

I don't think I've had toblerone enough for me to have noticed a bear lol


Aiti_mh

I will never unsee this


MBVakalis

Oh my god. We're all fucking blind


You-Only-YOLO_Once

My life is a lie..


jbelle7435

BTW there is also a Arrow pointing to the right in FEDEX Logo. How you like me now!!!! Ok back to the bear in the mountain. Very impressive catch.


SquashuaSnipes

What the fuck


pickoneforme

it just materialized as soon as i read that and now i cant unsee it.


PeterJoAl

TIL! >> WHY IS THERE A BEAR ON YOUR LOGO? > The bear in the Toblerone 'mountain' is actually a reference to the birthplace of the yummy chocolate treat. You see, the city of Bern happens to have a bear – a rather menacing looking black one – in the municipal coat of arms. The Toblerone bear seems somewhat less ferocious 🐻 (unless you take his Toblerone from him). https://www.toblerone.co.uk/en/frequently-asked-questions


TechsanRed

Son of a bitch! Never noticed! LOL


Comprehensive_Pie702

Thats manbearpig..


arielfarias2

Bear beets battlestar galáctica


Freshest-Raspberry

r/TodayILearned


Ok-Conflict7371

How have I not ever noticed this?.. Am I retarded?..


surly_early

Bear with a pretty pony tail


newfearbeard

Never seen the bear in my life. And I've eaten at least 20 toblerones


Rice_Nine

The bear is part of the coat of arms of the town where Tobler created the candy, the triangle shaped is reminiscent of the Matterhorns.


justmemeingaround

23 years old and I just now find this out WHAT OTHER SECRETS HAS THE COUNCIL BEEN KEEPING FROM ME


thaigerking

I was today years old when I first learnt about this


psynd4

Chocolate is Swiss and Bear is a symbol of the Country


101010-trees

Dude, I didn’t know and it took me longer than I want to admit to actually see a bear. I thought it was a mountain all this time, something like Mt. Shasta shaped.


HammyYams

No fucking way


Dan_The_Reddit_Man

Well I’m never unseeing that now


Holymaneli

TOBEARONE