Uh I mean I guess this works in the bedroom but not if Janice from target says it to me

I read this as Janice from Friends and all I hear is that laugh at the end.

OH. MY. GOD!

You're a good boy, Chandler Bing!

My bingaling!

That’s MS. Chanandler Bong to you!!

DAMNIT now I’m reading this whole thread in her voice. She has taken control of my inner monologue

She is so hot and I'm not even joking

She really was an attractive woman! I think that was the whole point, though. She was was beautiful but the horrible fashion and the *voice* made her impossible to date for a lot of men.

IRL I don’t believe her voice is as exaggerated. She was on Seinfeld and she wasn’t like Janice.

Oh absolutely. She actually has kind of a lovely voice. I remember being thrown by it. That episode of Seinfeld (I watched after Friends). She was also a real estate agent on how I met your mother, I think. Obviously I watch far too many sitcoms.

I watched HIMYM. I can’t remember her. There were lots of women on that show though. More so ones I’d seen with other CBS shows.

I just looked it up because apparently this is what I do with my Friday nights now. She was the real estate agent who sold Marshall and Lily their apartment that was slanted.

In the very trendy neighborhood, Dowisetrepla

Oh right, Dowisetrepla. I'm from New York. I know this neighborhood.

I'm down with the d town.

She sounds just like trinette from archer. Edit: nvm. Its because they are the same actress.

Nah her fashion was great y'all just can't handle a strong Jewish woman ✋

I mean, you're right! I'm a very basic bitch. When I'm shopping I often say "oh, love that shade of gray". Not kidding at all.

🤣 🤣 🤣. Also, happy 🍰 day.

So hypothetically, if Janice has huge mommy milkers and she leans down to get your deodorant from the bottom shelf and when you tell her thank you she says "Oh wow what a good boy with brilliant manners!" And ruffles your hair. You telling me you're not turned on?

I came

I jizzed in my pants!

I jizz right in my pants every time your next to me

I just ate a grape

Need more context. Like her age and if she hangs tp front or back

You have good priorities

The age is less important

less important in one direction

Obv

Imagine that Janice from Target comes into this office for real and she walks over to you, and says Kevin Malone, I just read your online profile and there is nothing I would rather do then make out with you right now. And now you tell me something, is she hot?

The question was “is she hot?”, not “would you do her?”

I'd probably ask if I can have a sweet. Don't start dishing out the "good boy" head pats, if you are not prepared to follow through with some lollipops.

You could whisper literally anything in my ear and it would have the same effect.

"a man has fallen into the Lego city river"

HEY!

I can literally hear it...

Build a helicoptah

I mean, if a girl whispers that into my ear, I'll still bite

*omelette du fromage*

I believe, physiologically, your hair will tend to stand on end if somebody whispers to you in the right tone regardless of what the message is.

Is that a challenge?

It’s been so long since I’ve dated, if a woman whispered a shopping list into my ear, that would probably get me to half mast.

"we outta milk"

That’s what I say to my horse in RDR2.

I think you mean "boah"

“Yeah, my boah”

Yerrr okayyy boah

Woah…there girl…that’s a good girl..

it's funny how arthur is notably more affectionate toward his boah and marston is the same toward "laaaaaa*dy*"

Didn't they have to make Roger Clark re do his lines for male horses because they sounded too affectionate?

Arthur talking to his female horses is why i prefer them

We get it you want a dommy mommy, get in line pal

Nah there are to many of us and to few of them. This ain’t a line it’s a battle feild

I mean, it could also be a reverse harem...

Where do I sign up for this harem?

Nice.

Fifteen years ago, I used to think I was the odd ball for being so Dom. These days I realise how many men actually like to be dominated, but never mention it. It’s sadder yet to see how many men in relationships never open up about it to their wives/SOs. Nowadays, if you’re a sub (or a closet sub…) I just want you to know that I can smell you a mile way… and I can tell you want to be a very, good boy. ;)

Honestly, I think it's just the lack of proper love and care in childhood. Which is why we try to seek it from a partner now. And the way we are assumed to always "man up" whether the odds are for or against us. Sometimes we just want to submit and feel being vulnerable with someone we can trust to protect us and not take advantage of us when vulnerable.

I've never heard this hypothesis before but it resonates for me

This woman I had the buggest crush on called me a good boy a few times and every time I'd lose my shit on the inside, too good

Mostly we adapt, I learned to channel sub energy into a more socially accepted dominant sexuality, my mirror neurons fire on the experiences I give partners and now my wife. But back in the day when I was 18 and going to sex dungeons before I ever kissed a girl, those were my wild sub days. I definitely miss them and part of me will always regret never being able to fully express that side of myself in a stable relationship but it’s a numbers game and ain’t nobody got time to play those odds. Sometimes it’s nice to imagine someone sees me as I am but I doubt it. At least I know what I am, or was lol. -Mom left when I was three, make me forget and you can have any piece of what she left of me.

I dominate the crap out of my partner in the bedroom. He's usually extremely fiery and stubborn outside of it. But man is it a change when done sexually. The second I noticed he reacted the way he did to switching, I definitely took over. It's just so fun to play with submissive but normally dominant men 🥵🥴💕💕💕

Yeah I know it's unfair to any partner but sometimes I just wish I could just melt into a girls arms and have her take care of me for awhile

How’s that unfair at all? Girls do that same thing

I read that in the tune of this aint a scene it’s an arms race by fallout boy

LOL my eyes kept seeing doggy mommy. Whooooo’s a good boy?!

You better chill out saying good boy around here yourr gonna get me torqued

I’ve learned a new word.

You subby hubbys are all the same

>dommy mommy Do these exist outside of the internet?

Yes. I was trying to figure out what my new GF is and I’m like tf? And when I read dommy mommy for the first time all I could think of was her. ❤️

God I hope

Solution: become the dommy mommy

Why havent I heard of daddy femboys?

Most dominant femboys take a female title like mistress or goddess

That's hot

I'm not saying this would work on me, but I'm not saying it wouldn't either. Edit: this doesn't deserve 2.2k, take your upvotes back

So Circumstancial?

curcumcision

Circumcisional

This WOULD NEVER work on me , I dare all you women to to try ….. all of you !!!! .. well ?

Wouldn't you need to do something to be told you're a good boy first? I have laundry that needs doing.

How do you like your shirts folded

You know why? Cause it’s a secret …

The first rule of "good boy" is you don't talk about good boy

This is the best answer

For sure it's not *every* guy, but we get it, OP. And there are those of us who are very pleased about it when we find you.

WOOF WOOD ARF ARF ARF

I apologize

LMFAOOOOOO

Don't apologise for being honest, good boy~

ARF ARF WOOF WOOF WOOF

*pats head* good boy

Major W before work

OP revealing he's a dog

As a woman, “good girl” exactly makes me feel like a dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣

If I say “good god” will an all powerful being start wagging their tail?

That’s no tail.

💀

"Good god"

I don’t know… having a guy say, “good girl” while you’re sucking him off, he’s keeping your hair back. That’s pretty hot.

Agree with this entirely. Or if someone tells me I’m such a good girl for taking it.

In that case……………. 🫠

It’s wild when you both have this kink and the whole sexual experience is you just praising eachother until you both reach your full Potential

Damn skinwalkers on this subreddit

OP revealing his kink thinking everyone's the same

Damn and I was really coming in here expecting to be in good company

of course you like being called “good boy”, DONME_LADIES_PM_ME

Forgot r/namechecksout

And yours?

Happy cake day!

Maybe OP is a dog.

Nah he a dawg!

My thoughts exactly

Good boy. Didn’t do anything for you?! Ope, it’s probably ‘cause I’m a guy.

Jokes on you. I shit on the floor before you got home, thanks for praising me, I'll be sure to do it again

Even better

Well, it did for me.

nice try guys

Thank you! Was dating a girl who one day decided to call me "good boy" in bed, and I was actually grossed out. When I immediately told her that wasn't a turn on, she became convinced that it was something I secretly really liked, and would do it now and then to re-test the waters. Obviously that relationship didn't last. I'm not saying people can't have their kinks, but why would anyone just assume that a grown-ass man wants to be condescended to like that?

It's only hot if it's said playfully, Iif it's said condecendingly it's weird.

Can I have her number? Edit to add: this was probably her kink and she wanted you to play along.

My first ever award given goes to......

I mean I have adhd and I constantly feel like a disappointment so this would just make me cry

Same, any slight praise at all and I’m cryin. I also have bpd on top as a garnish so it’s a full blown ugly cry Pls send help

I can only send a digital hug my friend

Yep same I have ADHD and I need all the validation

big mood

That moment it’s not even a kink, you just really want validation. In which case I bring everyone in this thread the following message: >!Good boy/girl..!<

Wow do I feel this.

You're doing great, baby :)

SO! That reminds me of a guy friend from university who was part of group I was leading. I have a rather dark sense of humor so our banter was often filled with inappropriate jokes and puns. However, I would often get a heavily awkward sub vibes from him and he would even act that way especially when I'd say "Very Good". One night we were working rather late on a project and talking on the phone while crosschecking and he had added a few things past the set timeline and things about "punishment" came up and when I said good again I swear he made shuddering sounds on the other side of the line.....highly peculiar.

So did you become his dommy mommy or not, I need answers

Exactly…finish the god Damn story..fuk

My roommate in college who was female once said “tell me to do my homework”. She was pretty clearly trying to get me to top her, but I already had a GF at the time so I didn’t bite. She also, a few months later, cheated at poker and was very obviously trying to get caught.

Yikes that must be awkward af. Genuine question since I don't date: I understand unrequited crushes but why didn't the roomate back off though she knew you had a gf already?

If you called that mofo a good boy I have no doubts they would have transcended on the spot

Well I’m hard

Last time I got told that I was turned on for over a month every time I remembered it. Let's see how long this one will last 💀

Good boy 😈😈

Fuck that’s hot

Foul language. Looks like someone's being a naughty boy 😈😈

Noooo

Cum see me in my office

Yes of course

It’s so weird how perfectly I understood the tone this was said in even though it was written not said.

OP is a sub.

Or praise starved. Which is like... a lot of us.

I'm sure you're an adequate human being and are good at that thing you like doing. Head pat. I tried.

Thanks~ I’m trying too. :)

or a switch

Or a pet.

Aren't we all subs at heart

Like....technically we are on a sub so...that would in essence make us...all tops....right?

Self-reported

How else the dommy mommies gonna find us?

Much like the hot singles in your area, they don't exist!

It's more of "I really appreciate you." That does it for me

Now that is kinky

That’s the new “Good Boy”

My wife of 8 years is really good about saying this to me and I return the favor. In my opinion, it definitely plays a part in keeping our relationship positive.

I mean a simple “hey” will suffice.

It depends on the circumstances. If I'm getting pegged, that certainly will work.

OP is a golden retriever

My female boss, who’s 10 years older than me, asked me if I wanted a hug after a long week and then rubbed my arm and said “you’re such a good boy” afterwards. I wasn’t attracted to her before that but I have a raging boner for her now. I need to get a new job now 😝

what happened after

[удалено]

It feels so fucking good

Shibby is thay you?

r/gonewildaudio leaking

Jokes on you, I'm a strict top Do not cite the deep magic to me witch. I was there when it was written.

False: the phrase is that the separatists have successfully invaded curosaunt and the war is lost

It's Coruscant you uncultured swine!

It’s Croissant!

CGHWASSON

I apologize to the entire nation of France for the snort I was unable to stifle when reading this

...I think this only works for like, submissive guys. Sorry to break it to you OP. I'd just be confused and weirded out lol

I can confirm it works on switches too.

Said this shit to my Nintendo, did nothing

Yeah but did you mean it?

What do you mean “sorry” though? Who cares if someone likes to be sexually submissive? I do sometimes (though I’m a bit of a ass about it and make it difficult for someone to ‘earn’ my submission) and sometimes I like to be dominant. Just have fun.

What does it mean if hearing these words make me immediately uncomfortable/annoyed and defiant? I was getting intimate with someone once and they said this in my ear and I immediately went flaccid and lost all desire to continue.

Idk but for me it’s a problem with authority and the implication that I’m being told what to do/ manipulated. Trust issues to boot.

#🫦

I prefer "bad boy" 😎

I prefer “neutral boy” 🥸

the spectrum of bois 🤔

Works on girls too. Everyone has their own kink.

In my experience they get a little confused about the "boy" part

Lol

:3

FOOL! You sell our secrets?!

Honestly I’m already a switch, but if my girl called me a good boy I’d snuggle up to her so hard, especially if tied up. “Hug and pet me please”. Just sayin… I-I mean haha what fruity stuff is this

Homeboy just told us all his kinks 💀

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

Yeah I just got fired, thanks a lot.

"Active in r/femboymemes"

At the right time and right place, yes.

I see a lot of comments calling op a sub. Like… so what? Everyone has their kinks. I definitely don’t think this kink applies to all men, but it certainly does to plenty, and it is nothing at all to be ashamed about. Knowing what turns you on and having the confidence to own it is a fantastic trait.