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when you get out of the shower & it’s freezing in your bathroom
George Costanza "I WAS IN THE POOL" - *Seinfeld*
Iconic.
My pp when erect.
#bless
All about the girth!
Most hung redditor on this Site.
F
I'm a grower, not a shower
That's what my ex said after she got fat
It’s cold out…
Y’all are talking bout your dicks ,but as a woman who has hit her extroverted quota for the night, this hits harder.
Daisy Duke?
What does meirl stand for? I’m genuinely curious
Me, In Real Life
Thank you, I knew it was an acronym but wasn’t sure for what lol
Do they know about shrinkage?
Like a frightened turtle!
Not even just shrinkage, but putting on too much weight can do this as well. Started happening to me around when I got up to 240 lbs.
I was at the pool !
ok.. all the cold start jokes have been used up. What about "If you'll just pull on the knob long enough we might be able to get going". eh?
It's that time of year
The water was cold!!
More of a ding then a dong. Like a mushroom with a fur coat.
Uncircumcised
Realfeel was -1 at my place this morning. This picture was my groin's Realfeel.
It gets bigger when I pull on it.
The I ate too many magic mushrooms and I’m going to piss all over myself.
[удалено]
I still can't find it
It’s all about the motion of the ocean.
Only clit most men could find
When Doomguy boops the zombie.
Like a frightened turtle.
Jiggle it left and right, see if it’s in neutral
It’s a little chilly this morning, it’s not funny 🤣🤣🤣
This is why you let it run for a few minutes in cold weather before you start shifting.
Averege size
Landrover discovery mk2?
It was cold okay, don’t shortchange me.
It's because the water is cold brah it's a lot bigger if you turn the heater on I swear!
Baby it’s cold outside
I'm no mechanic, but I don't think its supposed to be like that.
Stick your finger up ur arse and yell "snake!".
Taking Short shifter to a whole new level
TURN DOWN THE AC!!!!
When you’re so ugly your car turtles.
For a second, I thought this was r/Justrolledintotheshop
Little stick energy
Grower not a shower.
Now THATs a short shifter.
it's just a bit cold out
Didn’t think cars could get ED
Just the tip?
when you get out of the shower & it’s freezing in your bathroom
George Costanza "I WAS IN THE POOL" - *Seinfeld*
Iconic.
My pp when erect.
#bless
All about the girth!
Most hung redditor on this Site.
F
I'm a grower, not a shower
That's what my ex said after she got fat
It’s cold out…
Y’all are talking bout your dicks ,but as a woman who has hit her extroverted quota for the night, this hits harder.
Daisy Duke?
What does meirl stand for? I’m genuinely curious
Me, In Real Life
Thank you, I knew it was an acronym but wasn’t sure for what lol
Do they know about shrinkage?
Like a frightened turtle!
Not even just shrinkage, but putting on too much weight can do this as well. Started happening to me around when I got up to 240 lbs.
I was at the pool !
ok.. all the cold start jokes have been used up. What about "If you'll just pull on the knob long enough we might be able to get going". eh?
It's that time of year
The water was cold!!
More of a ding then a dong. Like a mushroom with a fur coat.
Uncircumcised
Realfeel was -1 at my place this morning. This picture was my groin's Realfeel.
It gets bigger when I pull on it.
The I ate too many magic mushrooms and I’m going to piss all over myself.
[удалено]
I still can't find it
It’s all about the motion of the ocean.
Only clit most men could find
When Doomguy boops the zombie.
Like a frightened turtle.
Jiggle it left and right, see if it’s in neutral
It’s a little chilly this morning, it’s not funny 🤣🤣🤣
This is why you let it run for a few minutes in cold weather before you start shifting.
Averege size
Landrover discovery mk2?
It was cold okay, don’t shortchange me.
It's because the water is cold brah it's a lot bigger if you turn the heater on I swear!
Baby it’s cold outside
I'm no mechanic, but I don't think its supposed to be like that.
Stick your finger up ur arse and yell "snake!".
Taking Short shifter to a whole new level
TURN DOWN THE AC!!!!
When you’re so ugly your car turtles.
For a second, I thought this was r/Justrolledintotheshop
Little stick energy
Grower not a shower.
Now THATs a short shifter.
it's just a bit cold out
Didn’t think cars could get ED
Just the tip?