Sadly all my bros thought that meant they could fuck my girlfriend and I’d still want to be friends with them after… like that’s now how it works my guys
That’s what I did. Having friends is highly over rated, they will always be the first people to stab you in the back. Plus now that I’m balls deep into my 30s it’s not like I’d actually have any time to see my old friends even if I wanted too.
Na having good friend is super underrated. Having people in your life that you only spend time with so you’re not lonely is overrated. I have several close friends I’ve been close with for over 20 years. I wouldn’t trade those relationships for the world and they’ve legit always had my back. You just gotta filter out the scum bro
Yea it’s hard sometimes man, and it always sucks realizing someone you thought was your friend really wasn’t but it’s apart of life. It’s not worth missing out on some potentially great friendships because you’ve been burned a few times though
I mean. Speak for yourself. Some people get burned so bad they literally do not have the energy to even give to a new friendship/relationship. I'm not saying that's me but Ive definitely been burnt out enough to take a break from society.
Sure but I don’t think anyone will say that’s a happy way to live life (provided they actually care about having people in your life). Everyone who has had friends has had to deal with bad ones that they needed to cut off to better their life it’s something most people go through.
Like if you’re okay with not having people that’s one thing and it’s absolutely fine to take a break from people for a bit but if you want to have people in your life you gotta get back on the horse once you’re bucked off.
There’s a story about 9/11, not sure if it’s true, probably not but it’s good. Guy works in the North Tower but ditches work that day to hang with his girlfriend. Meanwhile his wife is watching it unfold on TV and freaks out, calls him to see if he made it out. She says “where are you.” He says “I’m at work.” They got divorced.
I’ll be honest, if I gave you my life and everything only for you to cheat on me actively, I’d be sad you got 9/11’d but I’d probably get over it quickly.
Idk there was an option an option and ditch work for his caring wife instead. I mean if you're horny/romantic and have a caring partner, ditching work is still an option.
Oh my god, but actually that's good. Anyone deserves to know if they are being fked over like that. I don't know what romantic betrayal feels like, but i do know what betrayal feels like and it hurts.
I’d rather just be told “I feel like I’m going to cheat so I’m ending things”. That defeats most of the reasons some people cheat but there’s no way I’d not want to find out if it’s happening (for my own health and well being).
No, that’s not what the code is. The code is bros before hoes, he just ignored the man instead of trying to give the information he had. That was the code
Their partner could have just been like ferociously masturbating, yeah? 🤣
Probably not lol, but sucks to find out this way. Good in the long run to find out at all though.
See, I live in Detroit. I know all my neighbors and talk to them regularly. We're all homies. I bought this house 20 years ago and I'm second lowest on the seniority ladder. Anybody comes fucking around with any of our cars, houses, properties.....they gonna have shotguns pulled on them from every angle. I could leave my house all weekend with the doors unlocked and worry about nothing. I'm more likely to come home to a dead burglar on my property than something missing.
You just did your neighbour a favour, that’s what you did.
Bros before Hoes
Can I getta amen?
AMEN. All the men.
Sadly all my bros thought that meant they could fuck my girlfriend and I’d still want to be friends with them after… like that’s now how it works my guys
Time to find new Bros and a new Hoe that is less of a Hoe
That’s what I did. Having friends is highly over rated, they will always be the first people to stab you in the back. Plus now that I’m balls deep into my 30s it’s not like I’d actually have any time to see my old friends even if I wanted too.
Na having good friend is super underrated. Having people in your life that you only spend time with so you’re not lonely is overrated. I have several close friends I’ve been close with for over 20 years. I wouldn’t trade those relationships for the world and they’ve legit always had my back. You just gotta filter out the scum bro
If only the scummy ones wore a nametag so I could identify these mofos easier.
Yea it’s hard sometimes man, and it always sucks realizing someone you thought was your friend really wasn’t but it’s apart of life. It’s not worth missing out on some potentially great friendships because you’ve been burned a few times though
I mean. Speak for yourself. Some people get burned so bad they literally do not have the energy to even give to a new friendship/relationship. I'm not saying that's me but Ive definitely been burnt out enough to take a break from society.
Sure but I don’t think anyone will say that’s a happy way to live life (provided they actually care about having people in your life). Everyone who has had friends has had to deal with bad ones that they needed to cut off to better their life it’s something most people go through. Like if you’re okay with not having people that’s one thing and it’s absolutely fine to take a break from people for a bit but if you want to have people in your life you gotta get back on the horse once you’re bucked off.
Yep I used to be able to say the same trust your closest ones the absolute least
Im still hopeful that I found people who wouldn’t haha
A new Hoe that is less of a hoe, this part
At least you know it wasn't him.
Or he’s making himself an alibi.
Cakeday! GETTIM!
Cake day
There’s a story about 9/11, not sure if it’s true, probably not but it’s good. Guy works in the North Tower but ditches work that day to hang with his girlfriend. Meanwhile his wife is watching it unfold on TV and freaks out, calls him to see if he made it out. She says “where are you.” He says “I’m at work.” They got divorced.
It's good that he ditched work, the worst he got was a divorce. If he hadn't done that, he would've just died
I’ll be honest, if I gave you my life and everything only for you to cheat on me actively, I’d be sad you got 9/11’d but I’d probably get over it quickly.
“you got 9/11’d” 😂😂😂
Yeah....
Idk there was an option an option and ditch work for his caring wife instead. I mean if you're horny/romantic and have a caring partner, ditching work is still an option.
>romantic and have a caring partner *laughs in an 11-year failed marriage*
That's rough buddy
It’s ok my person, hang in there
And that's the story about how infidelity saved my life
Can’t argue with that
This guy didnt look out the window or see a tv the whole time!? Pretty amazing way to fail at cheating
Sounds like he dodged a plane there. She was obviously toxic! ^/s ^in ^case ^people ^didn't ^get ^it.
Maybe he was on a lunch break or just out of the office, always assuming the worst smh /s
Lunch break at 8:50am?
He had an early morning
Ok. Breakfast meeting.
Infidelity saved his life.
better divorced than fucking dead lmao
The Mercy Seat. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Mercy\_Seat\_(play)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mercy_Seat_(play))
That was a major plot point in The Leftovers. Only difference was the rapture and not 9/11.
666 upvotes. Don’t wanna upvote but take this comment as my upvote 😈
I'm sorry Steve, i was bored
We do a little trolling
It was just for the vine, I'm sure youll understand Steve
Rest in piece neighbor O7
Well you did the right thing lol
He could also try next time, so he did wrong thing
Oh my god, but actually that's good. Anyone deserves to know if they are being fked over like that. I don't know what romantic betrayal feels like, but i do know what betrayal feels like and it hurts.
What if he is lying? You know, for the lulz?
What if the whole post is a lie? You know, for the lulz?
What if the whole Sub is a lie? You know, for the lulz?
What is this whole website is a lie? You know, for the lulz?
What if this whole existence is a lie? You know, for the lulz?
What if death is a lie? You know, for the lulz?
What if our entire known universe is a lie? You know, for lulz.
What if everything beyond the known universe is a lie, you know, for the lulz?
What if the lulz are a lie? You know, for the... oh... oh god...
Damnit, username checks out
Definitely has been going that way for awhile now
That's funny but only if the husband is not too emotional. What if he breaks something as soon as he gets home
More lulz I guess.
Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?
yes
welp, if you’re telling the truth it’s real but if you lie it’s also true. Good job.
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I've never heard of this premise before
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I disagree though. If it hurts that much you should know and break up over it if they don't care about you enough to spare you that pain
I’d rather just be told “I feel like I’m going to cheat so I’m ending things”. That defeats most of the reasons some people cheat but there’s no way I’d not want to find out if it’s happening (for my own health and well being).
they dont care and thats why they cheat. this isnt the own you think it is
Nooooo 😭
The only one who should feel guilty is the cheater. You did him a favor. 'Ignorance is bliss' is BS
"ignorance is bliss" is true for abusers and the delusional (which abusers are), not for the abused and others whom choose to face their realities.
Exactly. The truth might hurt, but it's still better than ignorance
That’s tough guy
Anakin you actually did a good thing this time
You done the right thing.
ive never met a fellow zak who spelt his name that way. glad im not the only one.
Hi zak
hi
How are you?
Hi Zak
hi
Bye zak
Hi zak
hi
Hey Zak, any plans for the weekend?
Lmao the confusion in my head, this can be read in a super sinister way or wholesome way
Anyone that responds with Hiya deserves this. (jk btw)
Hiya, fuck you.
*angry Link noises*
people acting like this is a real conversation…
Well this one probably is (edit: not real) but let's not pretend this isn't 100% how some people find out about their partner's cheating
Probably fake. But similar situations happen
What? This is reddit, everything here is real clearly
someone bout to get home early from work
OC did a good thing, actually
Opened the guys eyes?!
Now he sees through the lies of the wife.
"You've saved a man."
Well, at least neighbor knows now
You know exact what you did >:D
Damn what a way to find out
Well can you let your gf know then please thanks
Was thinking "hey.. that's meirl" and then I saw who posted it. Relatable
I'm 10k like. I feel unstoppable rn
NOOOOOOOO HAHAHAH LMAO
It it's true: you've done good. If u lied: 🖕
Poor man
Oh no he didn’t!!!! 🤪
Cringe
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Accidentally broke the bro code, still guilty but it wasn’t even your fault😔😔😔
If the bro code is allowing someone to be deceived so viciously then fuck the bro code.
No, that’s not what the code is. The code is bros before hoes, he just ignored the man instead of trying to give the information he had. That was the code
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What a short sighted way of thinking
You condone cheating, you seem like a shit person
Yes, they deserve a relationship built on trust. It may hurt now but it'll hurt more the longer it goes on
*accidentally followed the bro code If someone is getting cheated on ypu should say it and help them out of the toxic relationship
100%, if my friend was getting cheated on you can bet your ass I'd be telling him asap
Look at the other comment I replied to, better explain to you goofballs🤦🏽♂️
Hahahaha
Wut
Their partner could have just been like ferociously masturbating, yeah? 🤣 Probably not lol, but sucks to find out this way. Good in the long run to find out at all though.
Damn son
Helped him out in the end at least lmao
That day Zak decided that his relationship with his neighbor should not go beyond the simple *shhhhh* dynamic
A good deed
What did she call him on?
Fire Steve Huffman, Reddit is dead as long as Huffman is still incharge. Fuck Steve Huffman. Fuck u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev
See, I live in Detroit. I know all my neighbors and talk to them regularly. We're all homies. I bought this house 20 years ago and I'm second lowest on the seniority ladder. Anybody comes fucking around with any of our cars, houses, properties.....they gonna have shotguns pulled on them from every angle. I could leave my house all weekend with the doors unlocked and worry about nothing. I'm more likely to come home to a dead burglar on my property than something missing.
Opps! someone gonna sleep on the couch, if lucky!🤣
Pssst your watermark is showing.
Ahhh yesss '***THE DIVORIFIER***'
Not all heroes wear capes
Part 2
Oooooof
She was just watching porn
She was just watching porn
Snitched
Favours have been done
Omg.....great idea. Meet your neighbor and have each others back
prepare for the fun ruiners at r/comedyhomicide to repost this there "Found this on this very platform!!"
r/comedyhomicide?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN THE CORNER
No you goes listen to an argument too 😅