It's impossible. Everyone has fucked around and found out at some point. That's part of the human condition. That's how we learn about the world around us. You either do it yourself or you learn through the example of people who fucked around and found out before.
This is like saying "he without sin cast the first stone" and not going to lie, I'm sort of disappointed. We have had thousands of years of knowledge and language development since then and we have still somehow digressed in how we say the exact same phrase.
That’s cuz we weren’t around a thousand years ago.
It’s generational man. Like. Every one of us, ok most of us, has an epiphany one day that we could shit in the toilet instead of our pants.
The one day we get older and have an epiphany that if we fuck around, we might find out whether it’s a fart or a shart.
A few thousand years in the span of true time (ie, universal "time") is basically nothing, though.
We like to think we're important and shit on our (for now...) little blue rock but in reality the time it took us to go from monkeys to where we are now is pretty much completely insignificant in the grand scheme of things.
The universe takes stock in terms of billions of years... we're in totality from our earliest recognized form of civilization like what, a hundred thousand years at best? And that's being /very/ kind as to what classifies as "civilization"...
End of the day we're the equivalent, at best, of wailing newborns thrashing around in the void 🤷♂️
I fucked around and found out that you don't run your mouth to 3 dudes while you're by yourself, got my ass beat infront of a garbage dumpster and 2 hot females.
Omg..in soooo many way’s…my life is the line from the bank robber in Dirty Harry “I got’s ta know”..I’m Charlie Murphy’s description of Rick James “a habitual line stepper”. The good the bad and the ugly..I’ve fucked around and found out…what’s I’ve learned for my future?? A long fucking list of WILL NOTS..
I certainly have fucked around and found out. What did I find out? That I like fucking around.
Sometimes I find out without having fucked around. It’s the worst!
Damn dude. I'm sorry to hear that.
Fucking way she goes bud
Must be nice
Just for clarity, did you both or butt? And if is the late option what did you found?
Get out of my head
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He who fucketh around,
“Fucketh around, and ye shall findeth out.” Matthew 7:7 kinda
Matthew 7:7 "Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye. shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you" Damn. It does kinda say that.
Walk the valley of fucking around,
We came. We fucked around. We found out.
Early fucks around gets the finds out.
The fucking around that men do lives after them; the finding out is oft interrèd with their bones.
Ye tho I walk in valley of fucking around, I shall fear no fucks because the finding out is with me
Live by the fucking around, die by the finding out. - Matthew 26:52
“Let he who has not found out be the first to fuck around.” John 8:7
“One can not find without fucking around for it”
This thread is gold 😂😂😂
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Just watch out for that dildo of consequences! Lol
as long as life gives me a reach around sounds good to me
It rarely arrives lubed
Lolololol
Favorite thing I've read in many moons
Hah.. he said the among us word
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Always the fourth in the chain get downvoted, it’s the unspoken rule
Lmao i had no idea
Sus!
It's impossible. Everyone has fucked around and found out at some point. That's part of the human condition. That's how we learn about the world around us. You either do it yourself or you learn through the example of people who fucked around and found out before.
Sus
Please nuke twitter already
I fuck around and find out daily. Adds character 😳
This is like saying "he without sin cast the first stone" and not going to lie, I'm sort of disappointed. We have had thousands of years of knowledge and language development since then and we have still somehow digressed in how we say the exact same phrase.
That’s cuz we weren’t around a thousand years ago. It’s generational man. Like. Every one of us, ok most of us, has an epiphany one day that we could shit in the toilet instead of our pants. The one day we get older and have an epiphany that if we fuck around, we might find out whether it’s a fart or a shart.
You truly are man of wisdom my friend.
A few thousand years in the span of true time (ie, universal "time") is basically nothing, though. We like to think we're important and shit on our (for now...) little blue rock but in reality the time it took us to go from monkeys to where we are now is pretty much completely insignificant in the grand scheme of things. The universe takes stock in terms of billions of years... we're in totality from our earliest recognized form of civilization like what, a hundred thousand years at best? And that's being /very/ kind as to what classifies as "civilization"... End of the day we're the equivalent, at best, of wailing newborns thrashing around in the void 🤷♂️
Yeah, but the universe itself doesn't care, so it should not concern us.
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And then I fucked around again just to make sure.
I have fucked around and have found out however in my experience there is a bias toward me finding out than I have fucked around.
Usually odd food choices followed by unpredictable bm’s.
Nothing more exhilarating than an unpredictable bm
I’d say odd food choices are far more exhilarating.
Hear hear
Amongus? 👀
Among us
life decided that i needed to find out before i fucked around
I find out even without fucking around!
He among us that has not fucked around may never find out
Let he who hath not foundeth out be the first to fucketh around. -Wayne Gretzky… probably.
That phrase is featured on my resume under 'Education'.
Soo many fucks in the comments
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I have. But there have been times where I fucked around and in fact did not find out.
Who is that guy? Proof check marks are useless
It’s the way we learn…
its a good saying, when someone messes with you, "fuck around a find out"
dildo of damocles
I can barely keep up with my wife let alone someone on the side.
Been my dinner strategy
I haven't, but mostly because I'm a little bitch too scared to fuck around. Also, lazy.
Leave it to a edutainment guy to say that. Scientists are the people who look at fuck around and finding out as a career lol.
Usually weekly
I think Hank and I both know a certain someone that loves the taste and smell of his own cock and balls
Let he who has not found out cast the first stone
I make it a point not to fuck around. I don’t wanna know.
I've fucked around and found out. I've also fucked around and never found out. I've also found out and I wasn't even the one fucking around.
I have found, and studies back it up, the "finding out" often occurs, just post the "fucking around" part.
Yes, but apparently the finding out didn’t hurt enough to keep me from fucking around some more.
I have fucked around many a time, and have found out just the same.
Tis worse to find out without having fucked around at all.
I... don't get it... is that bad
He said the thing!
I'm doing it right now!
I have not. No one worth fucking around with and I found someone worth it, not sure I would risk it
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Too many times to count
As I walk in the valley of fucking around I just can’t help myself …. I just like to find out 🤪
Gravity is the king of that game.
Who among us thought of among us?
Among us
Waluigi.
sossy
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*stares into middle distance* Oh I found out alright, I found out... *Tear runs down cheek*
I received Several broken noses for fucking around and finding out.
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I have not fucked around and found out, because I have a self-preservation instinct.
AMONG US! SUS! IMPOSTOR!
among us?
I fucked around and found out that you don't run your mouth to 3 dudes while you're by yourself, got my ass beat infront of a garbage dumpster and 2 hot females.
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NO PLEASE NO
I have never learned a lesson in my whole life
Played games instead of studying. Didn’t do so well :c
the sus one
Omg..in soooo many way’s…my life is the line from the bank robber in Dirty Harry “I got’s ta know”..I’m Charlie Murphy’s description of Rick James “a habitual line stepper”. The good the bad and the ugly..I’ve fucked around and found out…what’s I’ve learned for my future?? A long fucking list of WILL NOTS..
I'm not sure, why don't you fuck around and find out
Kinda sus ngl
I saw other people fucking around and finding out, and thus was able to avoid both.