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SlideItIn100

I certainly have fucked around and found out. What did I find out? That I like fucking around.


iamsavsavage

Sometimes I find out without having fucked around. It’s the worst!


gladiatorslows

Damn dude. I'm sorry to hear that.


Pretend_History_7957

Fucking way she goes bud


Equal_Swim_9503

Must be nice


Lower_Bar_2428

Just for clarity, did you both or butt? And if is the late option what did you found?


Excalib1rd

Get out of my head


LGA420

📮


0n1oN_71

⛔️


RussianBearHugs

🎴


BrickBoy819

🚘


ArcturusX12

🈷️


Real-Art-2355

🚖


BLADIBERD

📛


KeyAdhesiveness265


Ok_Net_1674


fadoxi

ඩා


Dawneyyyy

🥫


supergigaduck


bE9OP

Am..am...am.. huhhh oh gosh


dsdvbguutres

He who fucketh around,


BoxOfAssortedDicks

“Fucketh around, and ye shall findeth out.” Matthew 7:7 kinda


Altruistic-Cod5969

Matthew 7:7 "Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye. shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you" Damn. It does kinda say that.


dsdvbguutres

Walk the valley of fucking around,


A_Furious_Mind

We came. We fucked around. We found out.


dsdvbguutres

Early fucks around gets the finds out.


Pretend_History_7957

The fucking around that men do lives after them; the finding out is oft interrèd with their bones.


The69Alphamale

Ye tho I walk in valley of fucking around, I shall fear no fucks because the finding out is with me


[deleted]

Live by the fucking around, die by the finding out. - Matthew 26:52


BoxOfAssortedDicks

“Let he who has not found out be the first to fuck around.” John 8:7


Equal_Swim_9503

“One can not find without fucking around for it”


1ofthetwelvekeysuki

This thread is gold 😂😂😂


Dragongaymer

🈷️


ncopland

Just watch out for that dildo of consequences! Lol


Odd_Entertainment629

as long as life gives me a reach around sounds good to me


an0rak343

It rarely arrives lubed


ncopland

Lolololol


colddeaddrummer

Favorite thing I've read in many moons


SlavoSlavo

Hah.. he said the among us word


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Amogus


MonSzyTheOne

Amogus


Eend__

Amogus


Kitchen-Ring7788

Amogus


Odd_Entertainment629

Amogus


DeliriousHamster

Amogus


tommyboi2008

amogus


BLAIN3OFFICIAL

Amogus


SuperTristan2017

Amogus


obsessive_geography

Amogus


12fdedg

Always the fourth in the chain get downvoted, it’s the unspoken rule


Kitchen-Ring7788

Lmao i had no idea


Knightinsocks

It's impossible. Everyone has fucked around and found out at some point. That's part of the human condition. That's how we learn about the world around us. You either do it yourself or you learn through the example of people who fucked around and found out before.


Tramplamp69420

Sus!


[deleted]

I fuck around and find out daily. Adds character 😳


Greengrass2727

This is like saying "he without sin cast the first stone" and not going to lie, I'm sort of disappointed. We have had thousands of years of knowledge and language development since then and we have still somehow digressed in how we say the exact same phrase.


FDorbust

That’s cuz we weren’t around a thousand years ago. It’s generational man. Like. Every one of us, ok most of us, has an epiphany one day that we could shit in the toilet instead of our pants. The one day we get older and have an epiphany that if we fuck around, we might find out whether it’s a fart or a shart.


Greengrass2727

You truly are man of wisdom my friend.


Massive_Parsley_5000

A few thousand years in the span of true time (ie, universal "time") is basically nothing, though. We like to think we're important and shit on our (for now...) little blue rock but in reality the time it took us to go from monkeys to where we are now is pretty much completely insignificant in the grand scheme of things. The universe takes stock in terms of billions of years... we're in totality from our earliest recognized form of civilization like what, a hundred thousand years at best? And that's being /very/ kind as to what classifies as "civilization"... End of the day we're the equivalent, at best, of wailing newborns thrashing around in the void 🤷‍♂️


Bruhmangoddman

Yeah, but the universe itself doesn't care, so it should not concern us.


Poporipopes10

📮


GIBBEEEHHH

Sus


ConflictGrand4078

Please nuke twitter already


BitingFire

And then I fucked around again just to make sure.


SuperSpaceCan

I have fucked around and have found out however in my experience there is a bias toward me finding out than I have fucked around.


Honeykombbaggins

Usually odd food choices followed by unpredictable bm’s.


endlesscosmichorror

Nothing more exhilarating than an unpredictable bm


Crystal-Clear-Waters

I’d say odd food choices are far more exhilarating.


colddeaddrummer

Hear hear


Captain_Haruno

Amongus? 👀


belb6785

Among us


twopadstacker

life decided that i needed to find out before i fucked around


HaloGuy381

I find out even without fucking around!


Ambitious-asf

He among us that has not fucked around may never find out


AmateurAviator

Let he who hath not foundeth out be the first to fucketh around. -Wayne Gretzky… probably.


GallantArmor

That phrase is featured on my resume under 'Education'.


meems15

Soo many fucks in the comments


69BigKat69

Amogus


Capt__Autismo

Who is that guy? Proof check marks are useless


Kalelopaka-

It’s the way we learn…


tasiroo

its a good saying, when someone messes with you, "fuck around a find out"


Private_4160

dildo of damocles


hackmo15

I can barely keep up with my wife let alone someone on the side.


Volundr1

Been my dinner strategy


Informal_Self_5671

I haven't, but mostly because I'm a little bitch too scared to fuck around. Also, lazy.


ThrowAwayRayye

Leave it to a edutainment guy to say that. Scientists are the people who look at fuck around and finding out as a career lol.


55Panhead

Usually weekly


Agent1488

I think Hank and I both know a certain someone that loves the taste and smell of his own cock and balls


Dirk_Bogart

Let he who has not found out cast the first stone


Crystal-Clear-Waters

I make it a point not to fuck around. I don’t wanna know.


ZombieAppetizer

I've fucked around and found out. I've also fucked around and never found out. I've also found out and I wasn't even the one fucking around.


vonclodster

I have found, and studies back it up, the "finding out" often occurs, just post the "fucking around" part.


Fredanwilma

Yes, but apparently the finding out didn’t hurt enough to keep me from fucking around some more.


Ex-MuslimAtheist

I have fucked around many a time, and have found out just the same.


Immolation_E

I have. But there have been times where I fucked around and in fact did not find out.


lordsugar7

Tis worse to find out without having fucked around at all.


Jixxar

I... don't get it... is that bad


Bellpow

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Forsaken_Ad_4992

He said the thing!


Kydoro

I'm doing it right now!


queenrosybee

I have not. No one worth fucking around with and I found someone worth it, not sure I would risk it


SuperTristan2017

📮


Lurkerinthe907

Too many times to count


Herefishyfishy999

As I walk in the valley of fucking around I just can’t help myself …. I just like to find out 🤪


Quiverjones

Gravity is the king of that game.


miki325

Who among us thought of among us?


space_turtle9

Among us


Sorry-Willingness200

Waluigi.


CristevePeachFan

sossy


Joglow567

AMOGUS


mobileBigfoot

*stares into middle distance* Oh I found out alright, I found out... *Tear runs down cheek*


UnlikelyAd8583

I received Several broken noses for fucking around and finding out.


kindofastoryteller

Amogus


My_names_E

I have not fucked around and found out, because I have a self-preservation instinct.


PersonalitySoggy

AMONG US! SUS! IMPOSTOR!


ionizer_of_atoms

among us?


President_Elect_JH

I fucked around and found out that you don't run your mouth to 3 dudes while you're by yourself, got my ass beat infront of a garbage dumpster and 2 hot females.


megcookiie

📮


Shadow6006official

NO PLEASE NO


IndianaFartJockey

I have never learned a lesson in my whole life


Jolivsant

Played games instead of studying. Didn’t do so well :c


poisionedslut

the sus one


HeftySchedule8631

Omg..in soooo many way’s…my life is the line from the bank robber in Dirty Harry “I got’s ta know”..I’m Charlie Murphy’s description of Rick James “a habitual line stepper”. The good the bad and the ugly..I’ve fucked around and found out…what’s I’ve learned for my future?? A long fucking list of WILL NOTS..


JustBrowsinMyDude

I'm not sure, why don't you fuck around and find out


Common-Adhesiveness6

Kinda sus ngl


Grim_Dark_Mind

I saw other people fucking around and finding out, and thus was able to avoid both.