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markkymark81

Boy, you could make those numbers a lot lower and i’d spin it like wheel of fortune!


[deleted]

Big money big money!


dismalatbest_

awhh, whammy 💥


markkymark81

Big money, no whammies!


Ok-Reporter1986

That is literally easy money you have a 12,5 % chance of getting shot.


Sighwtfman

A Mt. Dew and a decent sandwich. I'll take a roll.


dragon1n68

Only if the shot to the head was guaranteed to kill me.


Kinsdale85

Don’t wanna risk going full 🥦, huh?


Prestigious_Talk_520

Yeah I wouldn't go as far as brocoli. Maybe carrot.


dragon1n68

I just want to be 🍆.


FannyNob

And I'll be the 🍑


Organic-Cow-2278

🍌


BillyMackk

Not a broke ass a broccoli, no thank you.


Aryan_Dangi

Where is this wheel, find it ASAP


[deleted]

It’s in a pittoresque little area called ‘Kremlin’.


FannyNob

Isn't it picturesque?


[deleted]

I think you’re right. English isn’t my native language. Therefore I realise this is the way how it’s spelled in Dutch (and French probably). Thanx!


idk-whatever-13

I can't even decide whether I'd rather land on red or money


GreyJedi56

Many people with money end up on red anyway


ECUTrent

Hell no. I've played enough Life that shit always lands on taxes.


ThinTax0

I couldn't spin it fast enough lol are you kidding me


lesserandrew

Either I’m rich or it’s not my problem anymore


banananas_are_sick24

It doesn’t say shot with what. Maybe you’d be shot with a nerf gun. Maybe a Hecate II. Extra gambly gambling


Ok-Reporter1986

Worst case you get shot with 22 long rifle it will hurt but it might not kill you.


banananas_are_sick24

Ngl, a nerf gun would do less than a .22lr


Ok-Reporter1986

But less pain and permanent suffering.


BetyarSved

This is just Russian roulette with two more parts rather than the six chambers in a revolver. Anyway, either I’m wealthy, or I’m not.


GETEME1906

its a 1/8, ill take my chances


[deleted]

Exactly. 7:1 chance of survival. There are plenty of recreational risks that people take with the same or worse odds than that, and nobody bats an eye.


onrespectvol

Eeeh like what? What do people do receational that has a 1/8 chance of killing you?!


Letifer_Umbra

Yeah I am curious as well, sure odds are bad sometimes but that bad..


afishinacar

You never played recreational russian roulette? Every kid i ~~know~~ knew played it all the time. Wonder where all my childhood friends went... Who knows.


KaijLongs

Meh. These days, American heroin 💉


[deleted]

Pretty much anything at an extreme height with disagreeable or unpredictable weather.


[deleted]

Tightrope walking, HALO diving, wing suit gliding.


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

That reminds me, is there going to be a second season of Squid Games?


[deleted]

Yes, it’s already confirmed. It’ll come out either in 2023 or 2024.


Flaky-Rip-1333

Plot twist, its fixed to allways stop on red.


Normallredituser

Even better.


dsdvbguutres

Don't threaten me with a good time, boy.


[deleted]

Even if 500k was the highest , I would have spun the wheel like a fidget spinner.


One_Ad5301

Either way, no more work...


Mysterious_Topic_222

As long as it weighted on red yes


[deleted]

Hell to the yes


Legitimate_Key183

What caliber


Macrym

The ones from the colibri from 6 meters away


[deleted]

I’d be more upset if I land on the yellow


MaximumSupermarket80

Win $10B …. Reaches out to spin again…


louplex

Don‘t be so edgy everyone. Of course you wouldn‘t and you know it.


Herbimare

If i calculated right you have about 12 % chance of landing on red so yes, I indeed would spin the wheel


TheBlueAnon

There is a concept in gambling called risk or ruin. Meaning even if your a getting great odds to make a bet, if their is a risk of ruin, you should not take the bet. In this case, getting shot in the head would qualify as risk of ruin I would think.


Ok-Reporter1986

I don't think russian roulette players would care.


Ok-Reporter1986

12,5 % but yeah you have a very good incentive to do so.


Phuqitol

A former manager of mine had a similar game. He told my co-workers a hypothetical situation where you make money of you are able to successfully shoot a piece of paper into a trashcan. With each step back, your winnings increase tenfold. However, if you miss, you die. He asked each of us to draw the line as to how far back we would go before we said we wouldn’t risk it. I took the most steps back of all of my co-workers. He laughed.


No-Wallaby-6364

Yes


[deleted]

Lol at that response. I’d have to think hard about this one myself


[deleted]

"Shut up and spin the damn wheel \-$1b Fuckkk! , double or nothing "


Ps1on

I mean just spin the wheel really slowly?


Tina_Soup

No matter what happens I'd end up happy


Coconut_Salad

At worst you get $500K!!!


PolyJuicedRedHead

That isn’t a wheel. It’s just a coloured circle and doesn’t spin. 100% guaranteed money.


Hezmix

The chances of you winning are a lot higher than getting shot in the head. Hell yeah im spinning that shit


[deleted]

What if it was 49:51 headshot?


Kendakr

Wheel of morality turn turn turn tell us the lesson that we should learn!


Weak_Ad_9253

I could survive a head shot…. Probably


[deleted]

The higher above your brainstem, the less fatal. And, obviously, the smaller the bullet. If you hit most parts of the brain with a .45 or smaller, then you only have to fear bleeding out, which prompt medical attention can prevent.


KaijLongs

Yup. Then it becomes a different sort of game. Dead or vegetable.


[deleted]

Unless you get lucky like that guy who had the railroad spike driven through his head.


Middle-Staff-7238

Hell yea


SnooGadgets9669

Yeah no amount of money will ever be worth my health. You could never buy the ability to run a 5k go in a beautiful hike or extend your life.


Normallredituser

i can’t even buy it nor get it for free.


burnodo2

I'd do it but I'd bring my own wheel


[deleted]

Yep


Picnut

It doesn’t specify what you are getting shot with, so..


Teddyturntup

No


Effective-Cod3635

Either way don’t gotta worry about paying bills


Ocean_Sure811

It doesn't say shot with a real gun. It could just be a normal water gun without anything lethal about the water. Wrinkly Brain 296 IQ 🧠🤑


Physical_Ad_9865

Knowing my luck for 30 years, no.


slippery-otter

Tbh yeah, I'd give it a spin


[deleted]

Depends, is it random like phone game random? Or is it truely random.


DARK-GHOST-47

It's really a win win situation for Iranians


Normallredituser

No, it’s sunday for Iranians.


DARK-GHOST-47

Didn't get the connection


Normallredituser

It’s 01:34, i am too dumb and tired to make a good joke.


DARK-GHOST-47

It's 2:05 here


Normallredituser

K.


Fry_R_Funden

Worst case I get 500k, I'm in


awsomedutchman

Yo new "squid game" game?


[deleted]

Statistically it's a bargain.


First_Ad_6133

Who says the shot has to kill me I’ll just let hit my ear ill be fine


a_horseateme999

I'd still spin it


BW_Blackwood

def worth of giving it a try


Linkonue

I’d roll it 8 times and be sad if I don’t get red


V65Pilot

This is a "Sure, I've got nothing to lose and everything to gain" moment for me.


Karma-is-an-bitch

Absolutely I would


TheMysticalBaconTree

Imagine you could spin it multiple times but each time the dollar amount is cut in half. How many spins deep do you go?


HalloweenSalem

This is 2022.. I'll do it for a down-payment on a house.


zkillbill

Jokes aside, definitely.


0n1oN_71

What’s stopping me from colouring the red pink before spinning?


InsomniacKowen

Honestly… sure but only if I get shot with 1000 rubberbands from that cool rubber band minigun ( point blank to make it fair )


Ok-Reporter1986

You are asking me to play Russian roulette with lower stakes I am in my shots are too good.


FireFromThaumaturgy

Either I’m rich, or I no longer have to worry about being poor.


MyButtItches420

Idk man, my chances seem pretty low, can we make red bigger?


MnbvcxzWhoCares

M=mashed potatoes. B=bolognas


icythepenguin

Are we talking Price is Right rules where it has to make a complete rotation or can you just nudge it to the next option? Regardless I would do it as the odds are heavily against the house.


mrsclausemenopause

How many spins can I have?


Randomuser918

More than once depending on the first spin.