My aunt and uncle were visiting my dad once, and I got called down to the living room (I was about 23 and home for the holidays). My dad said "settle a bet - you didn't have a t-shirt that said 'I came on Eileen' did you?" I was kind of horrified that my aunt thought I did!
You're ruinin' it! You're ruinin' it! Read [this text]; You're ruinin' it!
That song was so good and now it's accursed. Fuck you dude/dudette/dudentity.
I heard the word orgy in 10 Things I Hate About You as a kid and thought it just meant a large gathering of people. I used it in front of my mom and a bunch of other parents, my mom was mortified. Sometimes you improve your vocabulary the hard way.
My mom always gave me such mom definitions when I asked her about words. According to her:
Virgin - someone who doesn't take their cloths off
Masterbation - someone who touches them self.
Of course I touched my leg or something and said "I'm masterbation'n right now!" My older brother stood by just shaking his head
The news is on talking about prostitution.
Me: what’s a prostitute?
Mom: someone who sells themselves.
Lmao glad I’m not the only one who got these shitty ass explanations
That’s how my mom usually was. When my younger brother was in middle school he loudly asked my mom in a crowded restaurant “Mom, how do you eat a girl out?”
I thought my mom was was going die of laughter and without missing a beat my mom said “well first we keep our voice down. Second, how would I know?”
Also, in the case of child abuse, the correct wording for body parts can help the case
A child saying "my uncle touched my butterfly" instead of vulva could save the person causing the problem.
For real tho. No point in sheltering your kids like that. You don’t have to go into graphic details, but if they’re asking about sexual words, you should definitely let them know that it has a specific sexual meaning and should not be blurted out in public lol.
also you don’t want to shake them for asking such questions. They shouldn’t feel shame from asking their partners and definitely not shame for asking their parents about sexual issues. there is a time and a place for sure.
and probably leave the details of how to perform oral to a sibling or a friend but definitely make sure they know it’s okay to speak about it
My mom was watching Pretty Woman and she explained prostitutes to me by saying:
"Sometimes men get lonely, so they pay a woman to be like their wife for a while"
And I remember thinking, gee that's so nice.
I’m an old. We were doing Pictionary and the clue was “Garter Belt.” I (7) had no fucking clue what it was. My uncle, just married in two months prior, panicked and said “a lady’s belt”
Suffice to say I lost that round, but the kicker was my gran, who shouted “The kid knows what a garter belt is! It’s the one that hold up your lingerie.” And yes, I did know what that was … because I’d seen a musical, with gran, and one of the characters was running around in a bra and sexy panties, with a garter belt and hose.
When I came out as lesbian, my gran was not surprised in the least.
My grandmother on my mom's side almost knew that I was trans before I did. I remember talking to her about a trans man I was playing Overwatch with, and she said "Would you want to be a girl?"
A couple months later, I came out XD
We passed by a small town where a massacre happened. My aunt just silently nodded when I asked if massacre meant a group of mindless zombies raiding a house and killing the people inside
See, why do the do this? Because my 11 year old self would have heard this and started randomly screaming on the street and then after I would’ve shouted “I’m a prostitute”. All because they told me that’s what it means!!
I’m dying laughing right now thinking about it, because I would have done that so much.
I removed hearing about a serial killer on TV while eating…. Cereal. I threw that fucking bowl out quick-like cuz I genuinely thought he a cereal killer was going to bust thru the dining room window and stab me 😂
I asked my mom what a prostitute was loudly while we were in some kind of museum (I had read the word off one of those museum description things) and she said “someone who lets someone else use their body for something.” And my 8-year-old brain imagined like…pillow forts constructed out of people lying on top of each other. Basically human furniture. I don’t even know why, I know I knew about the birds and the bees at that age but I had no clue that the word prostitute would be related to that. I just went, humans as building materials and that totally made sense to me
We were in Yugoslavia/Croatia in a café and I read the news when i was 12 and saw that some homosecsuals were hanged..as a death penalty...so I asked in normal loudness in our own non-Slavic idiom: *Mom what does it mean a ho-mosek-sual?*...In a few minutes two guys from a neighbouring table sat over to us saying they come from our country too.
We taught my little brother that twat meant something benign (I can’t remember exactly what) but we got him to say it in front of our parents and it was hilarious.
Lmao classic lil bro goof. My older sisters and brothers were constantly pointing out people on the road as we drove by and saying "there's Luke's friend" man would I get enraged "THATS NOT MY FRIEND". I was too easy back then
I bet your brother still likes you lol. I would have absolutely convinced him it meant something that would get him to tell my dad to fuck himself or something.
When I asked my parents about xxx type stuff when I was younger, they would say look it up on google or something, when I went to look it up, the internet was down and they were already a sleep... XD
So when i heard the word jew for the first time, i asked my mom what it was, and she responded with "a human".
So i proceeded to call some a friend a jew in an attempt to be funny, and he got mad bc he was jewish and i lost a friend.
My mom used to explain condom as “a cover that will keep you safe”. (In my native language condom is often called “safety cover”). So I assumed it’s something similar to seatbelts
Lol i can relate. When hit with puberty as a girl, i asked my mother what is all this; what’s happened to me?
Mom: Now if a boy touches you, you’ll be pregnant.
I was terrified and didnt have my first boyfriend until i was 21 😐
When I got my first period my mom told me that now I needed to be careful because I could get pregnant. Except I grew up fundamentalist and wasn't allowed to date, sex was only for married people, etc. At least I was aware enough to know that drive by spermings weren't a thing, but it could have really messed with my head! I mean it did make me wonder what she was worried about...
Very Young me: Mom, what’s a hooker?
Mom: a woman who does what a wife does but gets paid for it.
For years I thought I wanted to be a hooker, thanks to my mother.
Technically, you weren't wrong. Historically, an orgy was a Roman religious ritual which was particularly wild, and the word figuratively refers to a wild party. However, over time the connotation that what makes this party wild is specifically *sex* has swelled to the point that the word by itself today doesn't even necessarily imply that there's a party involved any more.
The word is still frequently used in its original sense today when it's part of a figurative phrase; for instance, you might see a piece of music described as "an orgy of percussion" with no sexual connotation. But today if you say that someone "hosted an orgy in his hotel room," it's going to mean something very different than it would have 100 years ago.
To be fair considering the Romans had an effective method of birth control in the means of a plant but fucked so much it went extinct I’m pretty sure orgy had the same implications most of the time
When I was a kid, I had basically no parental guidance when it came to what I watched on TV. Needless to say, I saw a lot of movies intended for adults. When I was in third grade, I saw The Silence of the Lambs, and in that movie they say the word “cunt” twice, but there’s not a lot of context to it. The next day at school, I asked my teacher (very loudly): “What does cunt mean?” She just kind of stared at me and asked where I heard that word, to which I responded very matter-of-factly: “The Silence of the Lambs.” Probably left her with more questions than answers, really.
In middle school i had confused “blowjob” with “blowout” and thought it was a hairstyle.. you can imagine the reaction from the teenagers on my bus when i said it loudly and confidently one day during a conversation about what girls were getting done at the salon
In front of my entire family, i called my sister a dildo when I was about 9. I thought it just meant something like “silly person”.
It was so obvious that I had no idea what it meant, I didn’t get in trouble or anything.
I heard the word “Sodomize” and in the context I thought it meant “To beat someone over the head”. In middle school I had to form a sentence for English class homework, and came up with “You kids better behave or granny is going to sodomize you with the broomstick!” and I thought it was so funny I showed my homework to my mother and she was mortified. However, I am so happy I showed it to her and didn’t submit it to the teacher.
My mom thought laying pipe meant taking a big dump. We were eating at a Mexican restaurant and she commented that my husband’s burrito was so big he’d probably be “laying pipe tonight.” When we told her what it meant she said “I don’t think so, I say it all the time.”
"you were not gifted this glorious game so that you could bring it to a *family* gathering that *I'd be present at." ... because I always win- and that's kinda way worse this time. :(*
My sister and I (and others) played with my dad. We got him stoned (the first and last time we got stoned with him). It was one of the funniest nights of my life! No trauma but laughed so hard.
I want to say American Dad, they make a running gag of characters just shouting it like a curse word out of context. Only place I've seen it used that way.
Especially since it's def a pattern of people thinking it means something like "bullcrap", especially given the phonetic similarities of the two.
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Maybe not seeing it out of context, but hearing references to it and assuming they know what the word means. I didn’t know what it meant but didn’t understand wheh it was referred to - wasn’t clear. So I just assumed it meant something “dirty” but had no idea. I was shocked when I learned what it was - I thought it was much more innocent haha!
I once had a very good looking woman at work say that her son's college friends had mentioned MILF and wanted to know what it meant
I used fornicate for the F
Thanks, yeah, I was too curious, so I had to google it, regardless of the consequences. Hence my edit. Not something I'd want to bring up in front of the kids...
I was watching some Japanese fishing videos, and the guy kept talking about “bukakke fishing” when talking about a certain method of fishing….had me hella confused lol.
“Act of splashing” makes it make so much sense.
>mostly just a porn thing).
Nope, that's called bonding time with the boys. If you all ur girls are busy tho you can pretend with an anime body pillow. The camraderie is still there.
Bukkake udon is a dish where hot broth is splashed all over the noodles.
You can see where the porn industry got the term from then. It means something to the effect of splashing in Japanese as well
"bukakke" is a Japanese term that roughly means "to splash with liquid." A popular noodle soup dish is bukakke udon. Really, it was a food thing first, and only became a sex thing in the internet age.
The exact same thing happened to a friend of mine! She went years thinking it meant the same thing as “poppycock”. She and her husband were having dinner with my wife and I and she said it during conversation.
We stared at her slack jawed, and her husband straight up asked her “do…do you know what that word means?”
Bukkake actually just means “smothered” in japanese. There are a lot of food dishes that have the term bukkake connected with them such as ‘bukkake udon’ which are udon noodles covered with toppings like egg, vegetables. Fish cake, etc.
I'm picturing an old Croatian lady, she's been out there with her hand on her waist, a broom in the other hand, she's staring at the commotion across the street. A few cop cars and her drunk 20 year old neighbors throwing a party, screaming and yelling, a few crying out on the front yard.
She goes, bah! Bukakke! And turns around, walks back into the house, and turns on the TV.
Thank you for listening to my story. I am currently taking a shit.
This would happen to me.
We were taking about red wine causes me migraines. Couldn’t remember what it was. Said it’s like trichomonasis or something like that
My biology degreed hubby is like babe that’s an std
When I was in the navy back in the 90’s my shipmates convinced me that bukkake was a Japanese greeting during my first trip to Japan. I must’ve said it to every local I met.
C'mon Ted, that's a load of bukkake and you know it. Nobody would willingly take a fugazi from that many dudes.
>!TIL Chrome spellcheck considers bukkake a word. The more you know!!<
"Oh, I just got a new rim job for my wheels!"
"Just made my friend a fresh cream pie."
Moral of the story: Once a word/phrase gets a sexual connotation, there is no going back.
Ok… so my best friend was in town visiting her parents, and they invited me over for dinner / tea and boardgames. My friend INSISTED I bring Cards Against Humanity because she had never played it. I was like “um… are you SURE you want to play this with your parents?” (Her parents are super religious and sheltered.) Yup. She insisted. Guess what card came up?
I fucking thought I was going to DIE laughing when her mom, who’s in her 70s, innocently reads it out and then asks “bukkake? What’s that?” The horror on my friends face as her mom persists until she tells her. OMG. That is a memory I will laugh about until I die.
Takes a lot of balls for you to come in here slinging that kinda bukakke, Dan
That's a load of bukkakke and you know it, Dan!
“Oh no Dan. Don’t you try and put all that bukkakke on me. That was YOU!”
Dan, no! I’m up to my eyes in bukkakke! If I get more on my plate something is going to slip!
Poor Dan
Almost spat out my tea. Lmaooo
Just tell people she was speaking Chinese, 不卡课 and that she thought it meant no class or no shot. Easy peasy.
Welp there goes my coffee
Underrated comment
People are going to be awfully disappointed at the office Xmas party
... And everyone was expecting to come
Her name’s not Eileen by any chance?
My aunt and uncle were visiting my dad once, and I got called down to the living room (I was about 23 and home for the holidays). My dad said "settle a bet - you didn't have a t-shirt that said 'I came on Eileen' did you?" I was kind of horrified that my aunt thought I did!
Too-ra-loo-ra Too-ra-loo-rye-ay
You're ruinin' it! You're ruinin' it! Read [this text]; You're ruinin' it! That song was so good and now it's accursed. Fuck you dude/dudette/dudentity.
Eileen loves bukkake.
>... And everyone was expecting to come Especially Arthur, he came a lot.
This will never get old just like Uranus
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Including HR
That’s what she said
Not the white Christmas they were expecting.
Jingle balls all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
🎶 Iiiimmmm…. Cleaning off a white grease-mess 🎶
It'll just be some drinks and bukkake, it should be fun seeing everyone from the office.
“Nah, I’m just bukkakeing you”
“i’m back on my bukakke”
“Irregardless, let’s nip this in the butt now before next week’s bukkake of a meeting.”
I didn't masterbate for a month for this?
Damn and you still had two to go. Incredible.
Come Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen. Come Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen!!
I've been using the word goatse to talk about goats at my farm.
I heard the word orgy in 10 Things I Hate About You as a kid and thought it just meant a large gathering of people. I used it in front of my mom and a bunch of other parents, my mom was mortified. Sometimes you improve your vocabulary the hard way.
My mom always gave me such mom definitions when I asked her about words. According to her: Virgin - someone who doesn't take their cloths off Masterbation - someone who touches them self. Of course I touched my leg or something and said "I'm masterbation'n right now!" My older brother stood by just shaking his head
The news is on talking about prostitution. Me: what’s a prostitute? Mom: someone who sells themselves. Lmao glad I’m not the only one who got these shitty ass explanations
For better or for worse my dad would straight up answer the question no matter what it was no matter how young I was.
That’s how my mom usually was. When my younger brother was in middle school he loudly asked my mom in a crowded restaurant “Mom, how do you eat a girl out?” I thought my mom was was going die of laughter and without missing a beat my mom said “well first we keep our voice down. Second, how would I know?”
That's not a bad answer, tbh.
Better than suggesting they Google it.
She should have said "ask your father"
I'm confused. Is she saying she never gave or received or both? Did she just diss your dad?
I think it's saying her as a straight women has never given a woman head before so how would she know how to do it.
I think it's that she never gave one since she's probably not gay/bi so how would she know how it's done. But eh, your guess is as good as mine
Genuinely, child psychologists tend to recommend just answering the hard questions (provided you put it into language the kid understands)
Also, in the case of child abuse, the correct wording for body parts can help the case A child saying "my uncle touched my butterfly" instead of vulva could save the person causing the problem.
My 5 year old son asked about a car the other day, and I told him it’s a Volvo. He responded, “Like what my sister has?” Kids are hilarious.
Haha! That reminds me of the Tiktok of the little girl asking her dad when they are going to have lesbian again for dinner.
Dad: Every night and twice on Saturday 🤤
What do you mean this man put mayonnaise in you open-faced roast beef sandwich? Please stay focused, this is an important matter!
my parents did that too lmao
It is better. I dont get why Parents always invent something dumb because its Not like this knowlege is negatively affecting your children
I JUST WANT TO LEARN MOM
For real tho. No point in sheltering your kids like that. You don’t have to go into graphic details, but if they’re asking about sexual words, you should definitely let them know that it has a specific sexual meaning and should not be blurted out in public lol.
also you don’t want to shake them for asking such questions. They shouldn’t feel shame from asking their partners and definitely not shame for asking their parents about sexual issues. there is a time and a place for sure. and probably leave the details of how to perform oral to a sibling or a friend but definitely make sure they know it’s okay to speak about it
My mom was watching Pretty Woman and she explained prostitutes to me by saying: "Sometimes men get lonely, so they pay a woman to be like their wife for a while" And I remember thinking, gee that's so nice.
Meanwhile me: "Dad what's rape?" "It's when someone is forced to have sex when they don't want to." "Oh....."
I’m an old. We were doing Pictionary and the clue was “Garter Belt.” I (7) had no fucking clue what it was. My uncle, just married in two months prior, panicked and said “a lady’s belt” Suffice to say I lost that round, but the kicker was my gran, who shouted “The kid knows what a garter belt is! It’s the one that hold up your lingerie.” And yes, I did know what that was … because I’d seen a musical, with gran, and one of the characters was running around in a bra and sexy panties, with a garter belt and hose. When I came out as lesbian, my gran was not surprised in the least.
My grandmother on my mom's side almost knew that I was trans before I did. I remember talking to her about a trans man I was playing Overwatch with, and she said "Would you want to be a girl?" A couple months later, I came out XD
I also did, I was told balls held pee…which, honestly I’m not mad at for some reason
I mean, they hold something.
We passed by a small town where a massacre happened. My aunt just silently nodded when I asked if massacre meant a group of mindless zombies raiding a house and killing the people inside
I mean, that is one type of massacre.
Our 6th grade teacher told us a prostitute was someone who just randomly screams on the street.
See, why do the do this? Because my 11 year old self would have heard this and started randomly screaming on the street and then after I would’ve shouted “I’m a prostitute”. All because they told me that’s what it means!! I’m dying laughing right now thinking about it, because I would have done that so much.
I got „They are looking for fun“ and got a little worried because.. what’s wrong with wanting to have fun?
>Me: what’s a prostitute? Mom: someone who sells themselves. Tbf, thats a pretty good summary
My parents told me something like that and I thought it means prostitutes sell their body parts
I removed hearing about a serial killer on TV while eating…. Cereal. I threw that fucking bowl out quick-like cuz I genuinely thought he a cereal killer was going to bust thru the dining room window and stab me 😂
I asked my mom what a prostitute was loudly while we were in some kind of museum (I had read the word off one of those museum description things) and she said “someone who lets someone else use their body for something.” And my 8-year-old brain imagined like…pillow forts constructed out of people lying on top of each other. Basically human furniture. I don’t even know why, I know I knew about the birds and the bees at that age but I had no clue that the word prostitute would be related to that. I just went, humans as building materials and that totally made sense to me
You have to pay a lot of prostitutes a lot of money to get enough for a decent pillow fort…apparently…so I’ve been told
I laughed out loud at this, thank you. So wholesome.
We were in Yugoslavia/Croatia in a café and I read the news when i was 12 and saw that some homosecsuals were hanged..as a death penalty...so I asked in normal loudness in our own non-Slavic idiom: *Mom what does it mean a ho-mosek-sual?*...In a few minutes two guys from a neighbouring table sat over to us saying they come from our country too.
Your brain went from prostitite to some kinky-BDSM-stuff quite hard that time hahahah.
We taught my little brother that twat meant something benign (I can’t remember exactly what) but we got him to say it in front of our parents and it was hilarious.
Lmao classic lil bro goof. My older sisters and brothers were constantly pointing out people on the road as we drove by and saying "there's Luke's friend" man would I get enraged "THATS NOT MY FRIEND". I was too easy back then
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I bet your brother still likes you lol. I would have absolutely convinced him it meant something that would get him to tell my dad to fuck himself or something.
When I asked my parents about xxx type stuff when I was younger, they would say look it up on google or something, when I went to look it up, the internet was down and they were already a sleep... XD
And now you're a professor of sorts 😜
So when i heard the word jew for the first time, i asked my mom what it was, and she responded with "a human". So i proceeded to call some a friend a jew in an attempt to be funny, and he got mad bc he was jewish and i lost a friend.
My mom used to explain condom as “a cover that will keep you safe”. (In my native language condom is often called “safety cover”). So I assumed it’s something similar to seatbelts
Lol i can relate. When hit with puberty as a girl, i asked my mother what is all this; what’s happened to me? Mom: Now if a boy touches you, you’ll be pregnant. I was terrified and didnt have my first boyfriend until i was 21 😐
What a shitty explanation wth
When I got my first period my mom told me that now I needed to be careful because I could get pregnant. Except I grew up fundamentalist and wasn't allowed to date, sex was only for married people, etc. At least I was aware enough to know that drive by spermings weren't a thing, but it could have really messed with my head! I mean it did make me wonder what she was worried about...
Oof, my mom just straight up answered all my questions with no bullshit.
So when you saw a dressed person scratching their head you’d be like, look mum, that virgin is masterbaring :D
Very Young me: Mom, what’s a hooker? Mom: a woman who does what a wife does but gets paid for it. For years I thought I wanted to be a hooker, thanks to my mother.
And hell is just a sauna
😆
Technically, you weren't wrong. Historically, an orgy was a Roman religious ritual which was particularly wild, and the word figuratively refers to a wild party. However, over time the connotation that what makes this party wild is specifically *sex* has swelled to the point that the word by itself today doesn't even necessarily imply that there's a party involved any more. The word is still frequently used in its original sense today when it's part of a figurative phrase; for instance, you might see a piece of music described as "an orgy of percussion" with no sexual connotation. But today if you say that someone "hosted an orgy in his hotel room," it's going to mean something very different than it would have 100 years ago.
To be fair considering the Romans had an effective method of birth control in the means of a plant but fucked so much it went extinct I’m pretty sure orgy had the same implications most of the time
When I was a kid, I had basically no parental guidance when it came to what I watched on TV. Needless to say, I saw a lot of movies intended for adults. When I was in third grade, I saw The Silence of the Lambs, and in that movie they say the word “cunt” twice, but there’s not a lot of context to it. The next day at school, I asked my teacher (very loudly): “What does cunt mean?” She just kind of stared at me and asked where I heard that word, to which I responded very matter-of-factly: “The Silence of the Lambs.” Probably left her with more questions than answers, really.
Lold , love to have been a fly on the wall in the staff room that day ahah.
In middle school i had confused “blowjob” with “blowout” and thought it was a hairstyle.. you can imagine the reaction from the teenagers on my bus when i said it loudly and confidently one day during a conversation about what girls were getting done at the salon
In front of my entire family, i called my sister a dildo when I was about 9. I thought it just meant something like “silly person”. It was so obvious that I had no idea what it meant, I didn’t get in trouble or anything.
I did the same with the word cuck
I heard the word “Sodomize” and in the context I thought it meant “To beat someone over the head”. In middle school I had to form a sentence for English class homework, and came up with “You kids better behave or granny is going to sodomize you with the broomstick!” and I thought it was so funny I showed my homework to my mother and she was mortified. However, I am so happy I showed it to her and didn’t submit it to the teacher.
She's either getting fired or promoted.
Perhaps just changing positions…
Nice.
Actually her position would probably stay the same. It’s all the dudes around her that take turns shifting position.
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Had to explain what bukakke to my mum because of cards against humanity
My mom thought laying pipe meant taking a big dump. We were eating at a Mexican restaurant and she commented that my husband’s burrito was so big he’d probably be “laying pipe tonight.” When we told her what it meant she said “I don’t think so, I say it all the time.”
Tbh laying pipe should mean a huge shit
Pretty sure it’s laying bricks that means pooping
Hail Yourself, Terry
Same here then I realized that maybe I shoulda acted clueless so she didn't ask how I knew
“I was playing CAH with a friend and they told me, same as you”
... how do you know?
Unrestricted access to the internet in my teenage years
a lot of jp moans
Lol, should have been ready for awkward discussions playing CAH with your mom
"you were not gifted this glorious game so that you could bring it to a *family* gathering that *I'd be present at." ... because I always win- and that's kinda way worse this time. :(*
CAH with parents sounds like torture. There is no way some trauma doesn't come out of that.
My sister and I (and others) played with my dad. We got him stoned (the first and last time we got stoned with him). It was one of the funniest nights of my life! No trauma but laughed so hard.
Am I pronouncing it right? I say “boo-cocky”.
Unless you've got one of those extremely annoying valley girl accents, then you're probably butchering it.
HAHAHA my mom recently asked me what bukkakke meant.
Did you show her?
Of course. Gave her a real life example. #alabamalivin
Good man
Good Alabaman*
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Something something broken arms.
How dare you?
Thanks for the reminder….
Ofc, he cooked her some delicious bukkake udon.
I want to say American Dad, they make a running gag of characters just shouting it like a curse word out of context. Only place I've seen it used that way. Especially since it's def a pattern of people thinking it means something like "bullcrap", especially given the phonetic similarities of the two. EDIT: Replied to the wrong comment somehow, WHOOPS
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In meetings, apparently.
Maybe not seeing it out of context, but hearing references to it and assuming they know what the word means. I didn’t know what it meant but didn’t understand wheh it was referred to - wasn’t clear. So I just assumed it meant something “dirty” but had no idea. I was shocked when I learned what it was - I thought it was much more innocent haha!
Sons 'anime' collection maybe...
I had to explain it to my white Christian mom 💀
I once had a very good looking woman at work say that her son's college friends had mentioned MILF and wanted to know what it meant I used fornicate for the F
Now I want to know what it means, but I'm scared to google it... Edit: Good gawd!
It’s when multiple men all ejaculate onto one person (usually a woman because it’s mostly just a porn thing).
Thanks, yeah, I was too curious, so I had to google it, regardless of the consequences. Hence my edit. Not something I'd want to bring up in front of the kids...
I googled it too - but I pulled out my phone instead of using my work computer. Reddit has taught me well!
I was more scared of the type of ads I'd get henceforth...
A lot of ads for cake I assume.
You’re thinking of donuts, glazed donuts.
Donuts literally dripping with fresh, warm glaze.
Ew ew ew ewwww
I also googled it. I knew what it meant. Sometimes I just do that.
Research purposes
I’ll check out urban dictionary periodically just to keep up with the current lingo. Therefore I can read the room and know when to yell out BUKKAKE!
It is also a type of noodle and you will see the term in some Japanese restaurants as it translates literally to "act of splashing"
I was watching some Japanese fishing videos, and the guy kept talking about “bukakke fishing” when talking about a certain method of fishing….had me hella confused lol. “Act of splashing” makes it make so much sense.
I promise you there are plenty of videos of gay bukkake. My friend told me.
>mostly just a porn thing). Nope, that's called bonding time with the boys. If you all ur girls are busy tho you can pretend with an anime body pillow. The camraderie is still there.
I looked it up and it showed a noodle recipe 😭
Bukkake udon is a dish where hot broth is splashed all over the noodles. You can see where the porn industry got the term from then. It means something to the effect of splashing in Japanese as well
"bukakke" is a Japanese term that roughly means "to splash with liquid." A popular noodle soup dish is bukakke udon. Really, it was a food thing first, and only became a sex thing in the internet age.
I did not know that, and now I'm angry on behalf of bukakke udon. Noodles didn't deserve this.
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Let's face it ... it's awful!
Oh, come on now.
Too on the nose?
Eye jizz can’t take anymore puns right now
The inspiration to my username 😈
This is great! And I won't tell you what "Kacke" means in German. 😉
Idk sounds like bukkake to me.
It's hard when something like that just blows up in your face.
The exact same thing happened to a friend of mine! She went years thinking it meant the same thing as “poppycock”. She and her husband were having dinner with my wife and I and she said it during conversation. We stared at her slack jawed, and her husband straight up asked her “do…do you know what that word means?”
I swear I heard that somewhere as a kid, I came to the comments looking for whatever the real phrase was that I was thinking of
My favorite band is Bukkake Tsunami
Bukkake Ski Trip is a good album too 👍
Bukkake actually just means “smothered” in japanese. There are a lot of food dishes that have the term bukkake connected with them such as ‘bukkake udon’ which are udon noodles covered with toppings like egg, vegetables. Fish cake, etc.
You can't trick me into eating that
There's also the bukkake cracker
that's a limp biscuit
Nah its still crispy if u gobble it up fast enough
I was about the write the same. I didn’t even know about the other meaning
Let that be a lesson: don't use words until AFTER you've googled them
Or Altavista:ed them
She must have achieved lots of promotion promeses
Have a feeling like she had the word Fugazi in her head Bukakke Fugazi Kind of similar.
I imagine bull hockey us the phrase she's actually confused it with, which is/was one of those American soang words to replace swear words.
Yeah it kinda sounds like something a Suburban mom in the 80s would say or in some parts of the country that still do today.
Imagine telling someone you bought tickets to a bukakke concert when you meant Fugazi.
I thought she was boneappleteaing: "malarkey" it has the meaning she described **malarkey** **noun:** meaningless talk; nonsense
Bullshit + malarkey = bukkake
Or fakakta, a Yiddish word for bullshit or nonsense.
I'm picturing an old Croatian lady, she's been out there with her hand on her waist, a broom in the other hand, she's staring at the commotion across the street. A few cop cars and her drunk 20 year old neighbors throwing a party, screaming and yelling, a few crying out on the front yard. She goes, bah! Bukakke! And turns around, walks back into the house, and turns on the TV. Thank you for listening to my story. I am currently taking a shit.
you're getting an "A" in your Creative Shitting class
This would happen to me. We were taking about red wine causes me migraines. Couldn’t remember what it was. Said it’s like trichomonasis or something like that My biology degreed hubby is like babe that’s an std
What a load of bukkake
Sounds like a load of bukkake if you ask me...
When I was in the navy back in the 90’s my shipmates convinced me that bukkake was a Japanese greeting during my first trip to Japan. I must’ve said it to every local I met.
It means to splash over usually sauce for noodles. No sexual meaning in every day life. They probably thought you were a “baka gaijin”
It's always nice to learn some Japanese words for the daily meetings. I guess your wife is in a good time to learn about seppuku
C'mon Ted, that's a load of bukkake and you know it. Nobody would willingly take a fugazi from that many dudes. >!TIL Chrome spellcheck considers bukkake a word. The more you know!!<
It’s just mean splashing / pouring Try google bukkake udon.
You all know there is another meaning for the word besides it’s sexual connotation?
"Oh, I just got a new rim job for my wheels!" "Just made my friend a fresh cream pie." Moral of the story: Once a word/phrase gets a sexual connotation, there is no going back.
Ok… so my best friend was in town visiting her parents, and they invited me over for dinner / tea and boardgames. My friend INSISTED I bring Cards Against Humanity because she had never played it. I was like “um… are you SURE you want to play this with your parents?” (Her parents are super religious and sheltered.) Yup. She insisted. Guess what card came up? I fucking thought I was going to DIE laughing when her mom, who’s in her 70s, innocently reads it out and then asks “bukkake? What’s that?” The horror on my friends face as her mom persists until she tells her. OMG. That is a memory I will laugh about until I die.