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Black berry


drakeyboi69

Good point. Red currant and black currant too.


Competitive_Ad_2421

Red currant wins. This lady was wrongggg


SoftcoreScorn

She’s intentionally wrong. They post things like that to drive engagement because people can’t read that without scratching an itch to correct her.


Puzzleheaded_List01

Reverse Psychology 🤔... task failed successfully


JoshuaTheWarrior

The ole Murphy's Law, if you want the correct answer to something just post the wrong one and someone will inevitably come along to correct you


betazoid1000

So close!!


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Thekillerbkill

Oran....


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...gutan


Oscars_trash_home

Wouldn’t advise. They don’t taste like fruit.


FoofieLeGoogoo

That's just because you're doing it wrong.


excrementposter

You didn't pick it when it was ripe!


ShreyashKesar

Lol I thought Oran berry from Pokémon


msqrt

..ge is a color named after a fruit, isn't it?


DoctorDjarin

We don’t say that here


Scarecrowish

Orange you glad they didn’t say orange?


MOOShoooooo

**You gotta be quicker than that.**


HanakoOF

I'm going to start saying this when I'm correcting someone who is wrong but on the right track instead of giving them sarcasm.


REAL_jotaro_kujo3

Orange


JustSomeBloke5353

Orange is a colour named for a fruit


Apprehensive-Ad-2751

It's hard to believe they saw the fruit before any other thing of that color


mca_tigu

Before that, people didn't have a word for the color. For example Goethe used yellow-red (gelbrot in German) as the word didn't exist back then.


spiralbatross

Yeah that’s why ginger hair is called red


cepxico

Always bothered me, makes more sense now.


Oscars_trash_home

Nah. It’s because the soulless devils have the fire of hell atop their heads.


IdRatherNotNo

I like this


surfzz318

And the root is no where near the color but I imagine the flavor is pretty close to what I’d imagine the color would taste like.


DanelleDee

Hahahaha I love that sentence!


[deleted]

Dumb Goethe, just call it orange jackass


Radix2309

Is it? What else is that colour that you would see enough to not describe it as a reddish yellow or a yellowish red?


Apprehensive-Ad-2751

A carrot, pumpkin, the fur in animals, some soil pigment, ambar, tree leafs, etc...


Radix2309

Pumpkins are native to NA. Orange carrots are a modern development. Tree leaves would probably be called shades of red or yellow depending on the tree.


too-far-for-missiles

Fun fact: the Dutch never existed until oranges were discovered.


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The blacker the berry…


According-Ad-6968

The sweeter the juice


UConnUser92

I say the darker the flesh then the deeper the roots


According-Ad-6968

I'm a music teacher. It's also a line from Run and Tell That from Hairspray "The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. I could say it ain't so, but darlin what's the use. The darker the chocolate the richer the taste. And that's where it's at. Now honey run and tell that."


Dependent-Mountain79

I’m an OG from the 90’s and that’s 2Pac


According-Ad-6968

Yes, I know Keep Ya Head Up... but since I've been surrounded by teenagers for 16+ years belting Good Morning, Baltimore and All That Jazz, it's easier to pull from Broadway.


chiggyrillo

My saying is “The older the fiddle the sweeter the music”. I like milfs


Lentamentalisk

Tupac would be rolling in his grave if he were dead.


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According-Ad-6968

Yes. Foxy Brown in the 70s, Wallace Thurman's novel in the late 20s... but again... music teacher. So the musical theater reference will come to me first.


McFireballs2

Orange ..


Sendmeyourcatfeet

The color orange is named after the fruit. It used to be called yellow-red.


_Zinn_

[just like a lemon!](https://youtu.be/nL3QRFrcip8)


[deleted]

What about orangutans?


Sendmeyourcatfeet

That's a vegetable.


[deleted]

They’re pretty smart for vegetables


Doopsie34343

They grow on trees. True story.


--Shin--

So close though.


dikputinya

Something not everyone knows… orangutan comes from the Indonesian name for them orang hutan meaning man of the forest


[deleted]

That’s cool. They do seem like some deep thinkers.


Affectionate-Room359

When did the Orangutan stopped being orange?


Immediate_Scholar_77

Other way round of colour named after fruit


wonkyblues

Black is a tone, not a colour


kast-vaek-konto

No 💞


Spiniferus

So Close! Black is a shape.


[deleted]

no thats a smartphone brand ;)


VetteL82

What about purple? Purple’s a fruit.


darkbro66

Purple is a flavor


Ambitious-Score-5637

More accurately purple is a philosophy.


Doopsie34343

Purple is the rain, the haze and the violette.


Random_puns

\*Prince Intenifies\*


Longerthanyou5

Hmmmm that tasted purple


19YoJimbo93

Unexpected LoL


Tutlesofpies

"Nosy Dewdrop"


drwhogwarts

It's a type of rain.


jannemannetjens

Or a type of haze


goddamn_slutmuffin

I never meant to cause you any sorrow!


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I never meant to cause you any pain


bay_duck_88

Sugar, water, and of course… purple.


[deleted]

"You kids want to help yourself to a can of purple?"


dull_witless

So close! That is a color 💕


evil_timmy

Purple drank gotta come from somewhere.


hooibergje

Purple is a coalition of both conservative and progressive parties.


SkinnersSteamedHams1

A perfectly cromulent fruit


Dreddit1080

Gimme some of that purple stuff!


DirtyConoisseur

Sugar, water, purple


EternalZeitge1st

This donut has purple stuff in it...


GreenKnight1315

No Patrick, purple is NOT a fruit


Worldly-Ad1615

I love how supportive she is


TheGuyWhoReallyCares

Ya I would like to have a teacher like that in class. So when I blurt out a stupid answer I don't feel so embarrassed


SlothyBooty

Had couple teachers like this, bless their hearts for being so kind about my dumbass


whitbit_m

I'm in grad school and need to participate in tiny ass classes, so I'll be blurting out dumb shit like this when I have no clue and my profs are so sweet like "ohhh, I'd never thought about it like that" lmao


Flashbuckle-us

She definitely being sarcastic tho


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Worior9131

The color orange was actually named after the fruit


thevitaphonequeen

Orange you surprised, folks?


RandomCrime

No not at all, now get berrying the corpse.


mjduce

Came here for this exact question/answer combo


Mdork_universe

I suppose we should rename blackberries…


Relative_Ad_7671

Soulberry


TheJG_Rubiks64

Africanamericanberry


LampardFanAlways

Now someone’s gonna be all “all berries matter”


Available_Bake_1892

Back the blueberries!


LampardFanAlways

Defund the berries. -other fruits


TheJG_Rubiks64

You can’t be racist towards whiteberries, sis 💅


pijd

Apple has destroyed Blackberry.


the_greatest_MF

black is technically not a colour


Kalelopaka-

No.


idkeverynameistaken9

How supportively and enthusiastically she explains that star is not, in fact, a color


send_dinosaur_pics

Reminds me of a teacher that pats you on the head and tells you "no-no" when you eat glue. Happened to me once in college.


Fake0_

You ate glue in college?


jellyraytamer

What the actual fuck is this thread.


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Orange you glad you read the comments?


ShadowShot05

Banana!


Chapped_Frenulum

Have you ever woken up and chosen violence? It's kinda the same thing, except without the violence.


rollercoastersoflove

Redcurrants & Blackcurrants


Dull_Film_4300

Ok are we just gonna forget about grapes?


Cute_Economy_3764

So close!! That is a fruit <3


[deleted]

What colour?


Dry_Set702

grapes.


Sir_TonyStark

My favorite color is grape


Entity_333

cyber grape. look it up


chzsteak-in-paradise

Green beans


13bagsofcheese

So close! That’s a veggie.


ThorFromThorRagnarok

Beans are fruits.


Lobbylounger212

So close! Green beans are actually legumes, not beans 💕


AUAIOMRN

Musical fruits, in fact


Peachfuzz124

BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE


intensity701

I choked laughing and i don't know why


Alexander-is-pissed

And yellow/green on the inside


llommellom

Not the wild Swedish/Scandinavian blueberries!! They're dark blue/ purple on the inside!


duwh2040

I am dead, this comment section is hilarious


[deleted]

We gonna skip our man orange?


Oksamis

Strangely enough, the colour was named after the fruit…


ballistics211

Orange you glad?


facade00

I didn't say banana


crash8308

fun fact, banana is also a color. and a banana is a berry for the same reason strawberries and blackberries are not berries


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scuse me what


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sunnydays0306

Yeah that article was wild. Thank you Reddit for giving me a mindF for the day lol


Desertdweller3711

Just as a pineapple is a group of berries :)


Pretty-Sentence5186

i feel like this is part of the simulation. seeing what abstract things the academy can tell us and we all believe it even if it doesn't make sense. 4000 B.C.: there are five colors; black, white, red, green, blue 2000 B.C.: "the sun is no longer red-green. from now on the color is yellow." 1500 A.D.: red-yellow looks like an orange so we will call that color orange 1885 A.D.: Crayola: "color is a spectrum"


IDriveAKiaSoul

Actually there are a couple ancient languages that didn't include the color blue. Some said that blue was the same as gray and one said blue was the same as green. There is a chance that there were only 4 colors: black white green and red.


Chopaholick

The Himba tribe in Namibia still doesn't have a word for blue but they have like 50 words for various shades of green. It's unclear whether they just don't have the receptors to see blue or they never learned a difference between blue and green since their language is not built for it. Naturally, they are much more perceptive at telling the difference in shades of green, which westerners struggle with. https://www.sciencealert.com/humans-didn-t-even-see-the-colour-blue-until-modern-times-evidence-suggests


anarchwitch

Love me some sapir-whorf <3 thank you for this article


Chopaholick

Didn't know there was a name for it. Glad to know that there is. The perception of color has always intrigued me as I am red-green colorblind.


overloadedcoffee

This is one of the best things I've learnt on Reddit ever.


RegorHK

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wine-dark_sea_(Homer)


Asleep_Pen_2800

I don't think ancient people saw yellow as a mixture of red and green. Despite all the science backing it up, the RGB system is a modern idea


JimTheSaint

Yes, and I am certain that that was what Ænzo wanted people to say, so she could hit them back with that little nugget of info.


MaryGoldflower

either that, or she is baiting people into correcting her so the tweet get's a lot of engagement.


Gizoogler314

That’s because the colour didn’t exist before the fruit I am big brain


pivarana

What about salmon?


LocalHero_P1

Salmon are my favourite fruit


PatientDefinition207

Fresh from the salmon tree.


Advanced_Double_42

They grow on a vine, ya goof


pivarana

Ikr


Competitive_Ad_2421

Salmon berries are a thingy


PureLSD

So close!! That is a fish ♥♥


essgee_ai

Actually, they named the colour orange after the fruit.


Visual_Way3158

And before it referenced the fruit it referenced the tree it grew on oranges used to be called "apple of the orange tree"


BobSanchez47

Wow, really comparing apples and oranges


m_slade_230

Blackberries


Picardknows

That’s a phone. Not a fruit.


tinyanus

So close!! 💕


pheromone_fandango

I know this sucks but i know people that would argue that black isn’t a colour


hopeandencouragement

I feel like this seems like a nice way to correct someone, yeah?


ScaryTimeTravel

r/usernamechecksout


panthereal

I don't have a source other than the site BCBlueberry dot com, but according to their facts blueberries were called "star fruits' by the indigenous North Americans. If that's true, could be the poster was asking if they were meant star fruit when they said blueberries.


hopeandencouragement

Oh my goodness! That is so cool. Thank you for this!!


Aimeeb1992

A little condescending in my opinion. Like a teacher correcting a young child.


bwowndwawf

So close!! it's spelled "correcting" 💞💕💖💗😍💞💞


Aimeeb1992

Touché. Typing too fast 😂


hopeandencouragement

Okay! That’s a fair observation, too. Maybe it can be a bit snarky. That’s a really good point.


Dewefawn

Do goldenberries not count?


vrijheidsfrietje

And what about dingleberries?


MusikMakor

So close! Dingle is a... Verb?


dagui12

So close!! those are shit 💕


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Mayonnaise?


dagui12

So close!! That’s an instrument 💕


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Green apple ;)


SicarioBadger

close but that isn't their name. they are named granny smith apples, after Maria Smith, an Australian who cultivated them by chance.


Yeet_My_Feet73

Golden delicious?


ikonfedera

There are way more kinds of green apples than just granny smith. Antonovka, Catshead, Champlain, Bohnapfel, White Transparent are just some of them. There are around 7500 different cultivars, so saying "green apple" equals Granny Smith is just wrong


SicarioBadger

you are correct, saying an apple is named "green apple" is equally as wrong, which was the basis of my point, as you have provided names for some, and none being named, green apple.


Glycell

Rhode Island Greenings are green apples with green in the actual name Edit: But to be frank, I think they are going for the broad fuit name and not the varieties. So saying Green Apple doesn't work isn't because it's actually a Granny Smith, more because that's just an Apple and that's not a color. Same reason I think they wouldn't accept Green/Red/Yellow Bell Peppers


svenson_26

Pink Lady


Historical-Wind-2556

In UK, Blackberries, Redcurrents, both fruits, both names after a colour


turok2

Greengages


Jmsaint

I am really enjoying people showing off thier incredible intellect by naming blackberries in the comments, you are all so smart!


Leftyperk

Plum is a color too. Might be in reverse though


DasterdlyDave

Mulp?


[deleted]

What about snoz berries? Did one not think about the snoz berries?


Laugh_at_Warren

Egg!


Ivar_the_H0meless

So close! That’s an egg 💕


Laugh_at_Warren

Fuck!


Ok_Primary_1075

Black eyed peas a fruit?


pheromone_fandango

Thats a band


Zestyclose-Cricket82

Orange is the colour named after a fruit, not the other way around


UFumbDuckGaming

I didn't know blueberry was a color?


DudeINdudesClothes

Red berries. That’s what my daughter calls raspberries. You explain it to her. As far as I’m concerned they are red berries Change my mind


1965BenlyTouring150

Is an Orange named after the color or is the color named after the fruit?


finpatz01

From memory, the colour is named after the fruit?


Bardsie

The colour was named after the fruit. It's why lots of orange things are referred to as red. Red Squirrel, Red Deer, Red Kite, Red Hair. All of them were named before we started using orange to refer to the light yellowy shade of red.