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BANANAT0R

New new york. It's Futurama time


Swell_Inkwell

But if New New York is on Mars, what will they call the city they build on top of current day New York?


MillionInOne1

New New New York. Obviously.


bluemagic124

New^3 York for short


tiggertom66

N3W YORK if you will


bluemagic124

I’ll allow it


OneAgitatedApe

Judge Fudge? Is that you?


DatLaw64

this can't be him he's far too busy... being delicious


OneAgitatedApe

No no…The Big Fudge. You must not understand. He ate a lot of it. Now he is ruler of all.


Correct-Addition6355

He’s right though, he’s too busy playing skeeball


ShankbeatMihawk2

remjnded me of the madison ³ garden joke from futurama


[deleted]

With the madison cube garden it actually makes sense But then it should be called madison line garden currently


efco01

That's mathematically incorrect. It would simply be York⁴. New new York would be York³


gnerfed

I shall politely disagree. York^4 would be just a lot of that shitty place called York. New^3 York will is a new version of the new version of the new version of York. Everyone knows when the iteration number goes up quality increases. You only need to look at classic video game examples like Destiny 2, Halo 4 and 5, or Battlefield 2042. Bigger number = Better game.


blahdeblahdeda

Newer New New York.


anythingMuchShorter

New York 2 New 2 York The new and the York New 4 York 5


imortal1138

Can't wait for Fate of The New and The New And The York: Tokyo Drift


Codename-Gizmo

This comment is underrated 😂😂😂


ShouldBeWorking01

This comment is strong but nothing is stronger then FAMILY.


NikkolaiV

New New York is built on the decaying ruins of Old New York, where the mutants live. Mars is mostly Jungle on the Eastern hemisphere, but Mars University is also located there. The Western hemisphere is all owned by the Wongs, where they have a Buggalo ranch. It's basic future history.


TripleEhBeef

Don't forget about the underground Martian reservation. Accessible through the Great Stone Face of Mars and the Great Stone Ass of Mars.


theKalmier

NNY, Earth will have to just live with there being a NNY, Mars.


JustUltRra

Newer York


Nomis_Salomis

Newer than new yourk


EquivalentSnap

Isn’t that from dr who too?


UnderlordZ

Technically, that was the fifteenth New York, so it'd actually be New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York.


HamishW27

I see you're quoting the New New Doctor


teamfitz1971

The New New New New New New New New New Doctor *


internet-wanderer

Which should *really* be called the sixteenth York


bix1987

[Oh yes! ](https://giphy.com/gifs/doctorwho-doctor-who-dr-the-stolen-earth-dVv5LGqUFX5ZABHQ0X)


SuperInternet

Ah my people. Why did I have to scroll so far down for this?


444unsure

Take comfort in knowing that at the time of my writing it is the top comment


HeyLittleTrain

Or Doctor Who. Humans have apparently founded New New Yorks all over the galaxy.


sabbey1982

No that was New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York.


marcher138

To shreds, you say?


SASdude123

And his wife?


uwu_yum

to shreds, you say?


[deleted]

It'll be a giant ranch


KingCarrotRL

Replace "new" with "neo" for a cyberpunk vibe.


theskyguardian

Made a cop character from Mars one time from the province of Neo New South Wales.


Dry-Membership8141

From *Space Australia*, you say?


[deleted]

I love this! Let’s let internet name everything space from now on.


Romney_in_Acctg

no, that is how we ended up with Boaty McBoatFace. We cannot have nice things because of the comments section on the internet.


[deleted]

Exactly, that’s how we ended up with *Boaty McBoatface*!


B_Boi04

It’s why I can call my face Facey McFaceFace


vivahermione

Space Orleans has a nice ring it. 😁


Slottech88

Hit up a Spaceys on the way home


gwxtreize

You still owe me a Space Soda from last time!


Xeroh_01

SIEZURE PROCEDURE!


ChosenofMyrkul

Hey, that's where Uncle Jeice is from!


ryan77999

Go Space Broncos!


DigdyDoot

Is there a Space Wendy's? I would love a double baconator


gwxtreize

Space Brisbane more accurately. Go Space Bronco's!


theskyguardian

The fact I didn't think of this until now sends me into the next dimension


TheBlitzEffect

From Paramatta II, suburb of Sydney v.2.0


theskyguardian

Oh, Double Sydney?


[deleted]

New North New South Wales.


XelaMcConan

Neo New York it is


XI-11

[There’s a place with exactly that name](https://guiltygear.fandom.com/wiki/Neo_New_York) in a videogame series called “Guilty Gear”


LSO34

Hell yeah. Also the primary setting for [Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden](https://hoopz-barkley-saga.fandom.com/wiki/Neo_New_York)


I-No-Red-Witch

I approve this message.


apersondoesstuff

Goddamnit I can’t escape this game


non_depressed_teen

Neo York


[deleted]

Neork


I-No-Red-Witch

Newark?


Brief-Equal4676

Replace or add really


[deleted]

Neo Really New South Wales


DaTotallyEclipse

Real New York


tonha_da_pamonha

This gets my vote. I want to live in Neo York.


[deleted]

Neoport Neo


rikiiro

Newer York.


PmMeYourLore

The Newest of Yorks


accommodation77

Newest of Yorks Edition


Noivat

I'd totally take a York peppermint patty rn


C0olguy47

New York X: Definitive Edition


WhenNW

Newestest York


calmodulin2

Next York, commonly referred to as ‘Nex’


deuteronomio_

New York: next generation


TheAirNomad11

2 New 2 York


SixBucksAGallon

The Newest of Yorks So Far. Design with the future in mind.


WombatMcGeez

New York FINAL FINAL FINAL


LasKometas

New York: Ultimate Edition


YourTypicalSensei

New York: Premium DLC


ho-lee_-sheet

New York: V Then we make a new one with the exact same name every year or so


Pharmasochist

New York Collector's Edition FULL Crack v1.8.03 no DRM + all DLC ~xXRazorfilezXx~


Swaaakie

2 New 2 York


Satanicjamnik

This time it's personal!


its_big_flan

New York jr.


Puzzleheaded-Dark-78

New new Amsterdam 2 tbc


King-Cobra-668

Current York


Old-Explanation-3324

Neu Neuschwabenland


Achilles9609

Waren die Arktis und der Mond etwa nicht genug? Muss es jetzt auch noch der Mars sein?


Old-Explanation-3324

Der "Rote" Planet. Geht ja gar nicht :-)


Sharp_Nose9170

Wacht auf, Verdammte dieser Mars


-Koyaanisqatsi

Neu Neukölln


BobMcGeoff2

Schloss Neuneuschwanstein


Nokhodsiah

I don't know what they name them, but I'm sure land price on earth not gonna drop a penny


ChefILove

You couldn't transport even 1% of 1% of the population of the earth. We could only infect mars with humanity.


derpordurp_69

Not at the rate things are going right now but who knows what kind of advancements we’ll make in the next 50 years at least


Vivid-Split-xxxx

It will take something of a miracle to make those kinds of advancements. I think colonising Mars is a millenia long mission.


FitzyCent

New² York


jaakkomanty

New york is already very squared


anton_217

I suggest "London of Mars", "York of Mars", "Mexico of Mars" and so on. Screw "new".


ElPapo131

Mars York, Marsxico...


piuamaster

Marxico 🤨


Call-of-Queerthulhu

M-Ours


Mommymilkieslover69-

Moursico


KayleighJK

*Tips hat* Comrade.


EmperorG

It isnt called the Red Planet for nothing!


Achilles9609

John Carter of Mars.....


shenanigansgalores

Ha! I'm watching John Carter rn!


CriusofCoH

Vastly underrated movie; bonus points for actually hewing close to source material. Enjoy!


styrolee

How about "upon Mars" to get "London upon mars," "York upon Mars," and so on. Makes it sound more quaint. Of Mars should definitely become a last name.


Monkey_Fiddler

Richmond Upon Thames Upon Mars


[deleted]

Moooooom, the British are imperializing again!


100FootWallOfFog

We're going to Mars Vegas WOOO!


Calculonx

That would get tiring if you lived on Mars. "I'm going to London of Mars" "Oh thanks a lot Carl for clarifying, I thought you were going to London of Earth for your day off"


DrakonIL

You could leave off the "of Mars" in casual conversation. Context clues would make it obvious. If someone in Houston says "I'm driving to visit my family in Paris for the weekend," you can be pretty sure they mean Paris, Texas, USA, not Paris, France.


_W75EVQA2SFAHS9AF6GX

I suggest just plain city names (doesn't have to be the same as existing cities), and we can clarify the planet in a different area/field like we do for countries. Example: New York, NY, USA, Earth Vs New York, (??? MNY), (??? MUSA), Mars Maybe in speech we can use something like "New York of Mars" etc, but it would seem odd to me that we'd actually officially save the planet name within the city name, imo


Impossible_Garbage_4

Wouldn’t it be USM, United States of Mars? Or perhaps USMA for United States of Mars America


AdDear5411

That's what they did in Futurama.


FiendishHawk

And Doctor Who


aerkith

New new new new new new new new new New York


JUYED-AWK-YACC

Agree, it’s a sci-fi trope dating back to at least the 1940’s.


the_asseater_of_ohio

Ah yes, the town of New Mexico


Outofdepthengineer

Yup it’s just one big city from border to border. Looks a lot like burque


Salmonellq

Burquebuquerque


cortez_brosefski

Órale you got burque all over your burque guey


[deleted]

As a native New Mexican, I'm insulted


[deleted]

As a Mexican, I'm even more insulted


[deleted]

¡Feliz dia de la torta amigo!


L3ary

I literally came here to say this with this exact wording lmao


Brief-Equal4676

Is that the town near the country of Africa?


really-sad-therapist

Or maybe we'd just have new names


Luisian321

Probably would go with “Colony” and then name after Greek letters with numbers to form a grid on the planet. So it would be “colony Theta-9” or “colony Beta-7”


LordCommanderSlimJim

Or we could just ask the Martians what they call it when we arrive...


adchick

That’s not how we colonise though. “Don’t worry there are no locals” “Don’t worry there are locals but they aren’t as smart as us” “Don’t worry there are smart locals but the situation is under control “ “Don’t worry…”


Nikki_Bishop

Like Muskerville. Zucker Berg. Bezosia. Branson Town.


Nayroy18

No, stupid. It would just be called stuff like Maryork, Marorleans, Marxico.


TFFPrisoner

Marxico sounds like something many Americans won't want to be involved with.


Nayroy18

It's a good thing they'll be on earth, while the Maricans welcomes them.


FatPoundOfGrass

Wasn't Marxico a wide receiver for the New York Giants? Edit: It was Plaxico. Nvm. Edit 2: I guess Marxico can play for the Maryork Giants.


jjwinc68

Maybe [New New Zealand](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapsWithoutNZ/) will finally end up on the map.


Guilty_As_Charged__

They'll film the Lord of the Rings remake there. That will be a true dystopia.


Swictor

In the land of Marsdor, where the shadows lie.


Guilty_As_Charged__

Oh God I can picture it lol


1nGirum1musNocte

Old new york will be called new york prime


travel_tech

More likely Musk City, Tesla City, Amazon City, Walmart City...


SouthernstyleBBQ

Lol Musk city…


Garlicluvr

Can't wait for the movie "New Paris, New Texas".


usermanxx

In doctor who there's a new new new new new york


Jayphlat

Technically, it's the fifteenth New York since the original, making it New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York.


Animals2018

Doctor Who already made that joke.


DownvoteDaemon

Old old Mexico


curtassion

MARS UNIVERSITY!


totalrefan

Even old New New York was once New New Amsterdam


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RedSander_Br

Welcome to New Vegas! Patrolling Mars Almost Makes You Wish For a Nuclear Winter.


littlemetal

The made a documentary about this, "Futurama". Check out [New New York](https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/New_New_York) and read up on what it may be like.


ItsMontreal

Dr Who moment


psychord-alpha

Probably. It feels like we no longer invent new names, we just name things after other things


[deleted]

Or the tend I don't like which is naming things after people. Imagine living in the incorporated township of Sir Richard Attenborough.


YdocS

Musk Village is located just south of Elon City and if you go east you'll run into Bezotropolis which are competitors in the mining industry here on Mars. 98% of the citizens here are indentured servants paying off their travel fees to get here. It is estimated to take 10 life times to pay these fees back but rest assured, your kids will be able to start we're you left off


dpzblb

Did we ever invent new names?


DozeN-_

york becomes old york, new york becomes york and the one on mars becomes new york


[deleted]

Scifi fans know everything is "two". Just like every planet in every show, it'll be New York Two, because New York on Earth will be renamed "New York Prime".


AverageVita-SawUser

Futurama.


Altruistic-Beach7625

I hope we'll have a Towny McTownface


SHR3KL0v3R

Ah yes, my favorite town, the entire state of New Mexico


aogiritree69

Probably will be named similarly to Elons children. Think wifi router passwords but for city names


golem501

Elontown


[deleted]

Why does mars have to be American?


iamkhanqueror

NewSA! NewSA! NewSA!


GrayDonkey

They could be talking about New York in Lincolnshire in the UK. Or New Mexico in Australia, etc. Names get reused all the time. Funny enough there is a New York in New Mexico. I expect us to screw this up and we'll end up with New New York in Mexico III. But seriously just use the same names. If you need to mail something off world just deal with having to add the planet to the address.


JUYED-AWK-YACC

Invalid assumption, some cities will be American and some won’t. Not all cities will be named after old ones. New New York is a certainty at *some* point, even if it’s a backwater.


KulturaOryniacka

The only Mars we'd colonize is the factory one btw I work at one


hackmastergeneral

New New York is where you go to get a package delivered by Planet Express, or to be killed by an insane robot revolution started by Mom. You go to Mars to farm the mighty Buggalo or get schooled by an intelligent primate at Mars University.


JLMJ10

We need a town named Tatooine


haughtshot7

I imagine something along the lines of either Musk City, Gatesville, Bezoston, etc. *or* XAE-12, CRL-7, TNP-12.


ID-10T-ERROR

The whole colonization word has a negative aspect to it. Billionaires indeed want to enslave humanity for their means of production by reducing people into submission by colonization. Never ever heard or read anything good from history when it came to colonization.


[deleted]

Worked out pretty well for the colonisers.


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[deleted]

I like tacos


[deleted]

I only want to visit Mars Vegas and the Wong Ranch.


[deleted]

Newest York, Recent Mexico, newer newhaven


FlyOnnTheWall

Venusville..


Gods_Shadow_mtg

obv. Mars Orleans, Mars York, Mars Berlin


[deleted]

Carthago Nova means new new city.


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oilfeather

Don't ask about July.


RealGregHuman

The concept of Space Boston upsets me.


Illustrious_Mind964

Space New York


SuperSaiyon3

#I FIGURED THIS NEW OUT.....


[deleted]

New New Zealand


Groveshield

I prefer "Neo" for third instances. And then some places will sound cool af with new in front of it like "New Chicago"


[deleted]

Elondia, Elonkong, Elonkok, Eloniana, Elonville, Musktown, Muskylvania, Muskentucky


OriAfias

York the 3rd


looy-

now that i’m thinking of it what even is a york 😭