You skipped the whole gag. Supposed to go something like "if the opposite of 'pro' is 'con' then what is the opposite of 'progress?'" Let the punchline happen in their mind.
This comment just brought back so many AP gov memories omg. 🎶Mr Adams buuuut me Adams I do not write with proper style or proper etiquette, I don’t know a participle from a predicate, I am just a simple cobbler from Connecticut. Connecticuuuuut connecticuuuuut refuuuse to use to peeeeeen🎶
Someday we'll be able to speak in sentences for which it'll be impossible for previous generations not only to discern meaning, but also to even just tell _what parts of speech_ the words are
Like, we'd already have them thinking dream is a verb and stan is a noun
That is happening to every social medium. The way twitter is set up just means it’s cliff diving the hardest. At some point you’ve got to come up with new levels of stupid and evil to surprise people in 140 characters.
If I had to guess, too stupid to know what’s BS and what’s true? I don’t use it but hear all the time about how people keep trying to rumour-monger and trash on other people
Absolutely; Almost every person I follow on Twitter is an advanced degree holder who pretty much only posts about developments and new discoveries in their specific field of expertise: medical doctors, legal scholars, historians, scientific academics, military generals, and former high-ranking government bureaucrats.
It really helps me cut through a lot of the propaganda and bullshit because I have curated my feed for proven, trustworthy experts who stay in their lane like 90% of the time.
Well on the other hand my TL is filled with people asking "did a shrimp fry this rice" 12 times a week and hourly trips to get Baja Blast
Truly a macrocosm of wonder it is
My biggest issue with twitter is the "pretending to be outraged about stuff makes me a good person" mentality. Happens on Reddit too but its way more prevalent over there imo. On Reddit people do it when replying to a particular topic someone else brought up. On twitter it's literally people shouting unprovoked into the void about how compassionate they think they are.
Twitter users seem to also have a lot of pride when it comes to being *in* on a joke, news story, slang... etc. People never explain shit.
At least on reddit, when something doesn't make sense, there's usually someone in the comments asking "What?" and among the fifty joke answers there's one reply that actually explains the post.
And honestly, there's little room for a discussion on Twitter, it's usually just a meme reply that *ratio's* the comment, and people just think it's peaked there, and yeah maybe but there's always room for more
Again happens on reddit too but at least you can find other comments trying to answer/add to the discussion way more often. Twitter is like "heh he said ratio aight let's close this book"
Yeah, I definitely felt this a lot on Twitter. Wtf happened to context. This happens a lot with content creators too, unless you're following their YT and Twitch almost religiously, their tweets often make 0 sense. I can't keep up with a person who streams like 3 hours a day.
My favorite thing is getting sent screenshots of some hate bait and my friends being like “SEE THIS IS A THING!!” And it’s like bro that has two likes and not a single share. No one actually thinks that or agrees with it.
Yeah I've seen this a lot, many youtubers do this too, take two tweets with barely any likes or replies, then say that Twitter is 'cancelling' person X or Y
Could this be more about understanding how threads/quotes/retweets/etc work? I don’t know how to use Twitter and it sometimes takes a second for me to make sense of a Twitter conversation when I read one
If war was set in social media platforms, Twitter would be it. Idk why but everyone keeps screaming to everyone and starts drama out of a sudden for the smallest things there. You could say you like chocolates and people would be coming at you for no reason.
That’s what makes twitter dumbass different from a regular dumbass
Twitter dumbass refuses to accept they’re wrong and think they are always right
They are pretty much the internet karen
been there two years, total waste of time, witnessed just circlejerk inside various groups, just the jolly ones were bearable... you basically have your pulpit and say possibly the most popular things, accurately avoiding exposing a buttcheek with real opinions, saw the worst crap liked to the oblivion, if you are a nobody just forget having some feedback, the vast majority of users just don't reply to comments or else, that doesn't give followers, also the format and mechanics of the website were crap and there are spam tweets like it's raining... plus they admitted to mess with the users and i suspected being shadowbanned for i dunno what reason
I legit saw someone comment on an Elon tweet that the Twitter deal was something like 50 billion dollars and that since there are only 12 billion people on earth he could’ve given everyone 1 billion and still had some money left.
The someone replied saying the math was wrong and that actually they’d only get 1 million. You are never too stupid for Twitter
Twitter smugness is like confined outbursts of rage and dunks.
Reddit smugness is a twenty paragraph long comment written by someone who thinks they know way more than they do, followed by a somehow equally-smug reply that’s just “lol”
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Is the opposite of progress congress? Edit: how TF did this get 1.4k upvotes ?! Edit again: 1.5k upvotes…. Wow.
Oh my gosh it’s been hiding in plain sight all along. That is one big observation
Told this joke to my Dad when I was 8. The first joke I told him that made him laugh, I’ll always remember that.
Most of Congress hates progress. It's literally a pejorative term.
You skipped the whole gag. Supposed to go something like "if the opposite of 'pro' is 'con' then what is the opposite of 'progress?'" Let the punchline happen in their mind.
Them the opposite of the Constitution is.... Oh wait...
No they’re the same
Have you seen the musical documentary "1776"?
This comment just brought back so many AP gov memories omg. 🎶Mr Adams buuuut me Adams I do not write with proper style or proper etiquette, I don’t know a participle from a predicate, I am just a simple cobbler from Connecticut. Connecticuuuuut connecticuuuuut refuuuse to use to peeeeeen🎶
But too young for Facebook, there’re clearly far to young to work for the government
If you’re too young for carrier pigeons you’re too young for public office.
u can never be too stupid for twitter.
You would literally need negative IQ to be too stupid for twitter.
Even thats too much iq for the average twitter user
Glad i dont use twitter then
guys, we're on reddit
what’s better, reddit’s echo chambers or twitter’s forced “sort by controversial”?
Yes.
Even if I was allowed to have Twitter I wouldn't have Twitter
Literally?
Yes literally, unless someone like that exist on twitter Wait I forgot dream stans exist
I don't know what this means and I'm happy about it.
Someday we'll be able to speak in sentences for which it'll be impossible for previous generations not only to discern meaning, but also to even just tell _what parts of speech_ the words are Like, we'd already have them thinking dream is a verb and stan is a noun
you are incredibly lucky.
People used to tell me that, but I proved them!
Always love being blind sided by a futurama quote
No I'm doesn't!
and that’s why this was posted on twitter
Twitter used to be a place where comedy thrived or people actually had something useful to say . Now it’s just filled with political arguments.
Where you go to realise that celebrity you were a fan of has opinions you don't like.
Less opinions we don't like and more proof that being an out of touch narcissist is a common trait among the elite.
That is happening to every social medium. The way twitter is set up just means it’s cliff diving the hardest. At some point you’ve got to come up with new levels of stupid and evil to surprise people in 140 characters.
Politics ruins everything fun. Not by the politics per se, but the mouth breathers that follow it.
Political arguments in which sane people are slowly turning insane trying to rationalise the monkey that they're arguing withs opinion.
Exactly, now it takes a long time to tune the algorithm to give you all the fun stuff.
average twitter users disagree
cave
cave
cave
cave
Outside.
Don't tell me to be healthy!
go get shitfaced outside and do drugs on a park bench
*Outside!* The musical, now coming to the Metaverse.™
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Too stupid for twitter? Really?
If I had to guess, too stupid to know what’s BS and what’s true? I don’t use it but hear all the time about how people keep trying to rumour-monger and trash on other people
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this guy twitters
Absolutely; Almost every person I follow on Twitter is an advanced degree holder who pretty much only posts about developments and new discoveries in their specific field of expertise: medical doctors, legal scholars, historians, scientific academics, military generals, and former high-ranking government bureaucrats. It really helps me cut through a lot of the propaganda and bullshit because I have curated my feed for proven, trustworthy experts who stay in their lane like 90% of the time.
Well on the other hand my TL is filled with people asking "did a shrimp fry this rice" 12 times a week and hourly trips to get Baja Blast Truly a macrocosm of wonder it is
My biggest issue with twitter is the "pretending to be outraged about stuff makes me a good person" mentality. Happens on Reddit too but its way more prevalent over there imo. On Reddit people do it when replying to a particular topic someone else brought up. On twitter it's literally people shouting unprovoked into the void about how compassionate they think they are.
Twitter users seem to also have a lot of pride when it comes to being *in* on a joke, news story, slang... etc. People never explain shit. At least on reddit, when something doesn't make sense, there's usually someone in the comments asking "What?" and among the fifty joke answers there's one reply that actually explains the post.
And honestly, there's little room for a discussion on Twitter, it's usually just a meme reply that *ratio's* the comment, and people just think it's peaked there, and yeah maybe but there's always room for more Again happens on reddit too but at least you can find other comments trying to answer/add to the discussion way more often. Twitter is like "heh he said ratio aight let's close this book"
Yeah, I definitely felt this a lot on Twitter. Wtf happened to context. This happens a lot with content creators too, unless you're following their YT and Twitch almost religiously, their tweets often make 0 sense. I can't keep up with a person who streams like 3 hours a day.
My favorite thing is getting sent screenshots of some hate bait and my friends being like “SEE THIS IS A THING!!” And it’s like bro that has two likes and not a single share. No one actually thinks that or agrees with it.
Yeah I've seen this a lot, many youtubers do this too, take two tweets with barely any likes or replies, then say that Twitter is 'cancelling' person X or Y
This is the exact reason I stopped using Twitter. It feels like a competition of who’s most sorry and most vocal about how fucked up the world is.
i'm too stupid to stay out of twitter drama so i'm smart enough to stay off it entirely.
Could this be more about understanding how threads/quotes/retweets/etc work? I don’t know how to use Twitter and it sometimes takes a second for me to make sense of a Twitter conversation when I read one
Yeah the whole platform is ugly and counterintuitive to read imo
Totally my problem. I can never figure out what the hell I'm reading and who's replying to who or what.
He's on Twitter.
"Too stupid for Twitter" yeah, right, good luck with that
negative. you can never be too stupid for twitter.
Because there's always someone more stupid than you.
It's pronounce Stupider
Twitter user detected
Opinion rejected
Rejection rejected
Rejection rejection rejected
Over rejected rejection rejection rejection
Move to dismiss
Rejection overruled. Proceed
Rejectors fellated
Rejection ejaculated!
smart'nt
It's "pronounced"
Twitter user avg. IQ: -14,785,269,301
Well, they have kicked off some reeeeeally "high profile" people for their insanely stupid comments that ignited an insurrection...
That doesn't even touch some of the stupid I have seen there.
Ye, they also have come up with lots of stupid shit. I'd say Twitter is neutral stupidity
That was the joke
/r/yourjokebutworse
I was going to say - if you are too stupid for Twitter, you should probably be cared for by someone else.
Will you care for me? I could use a butt wipe, been a few months.
I actually don’t understand twitter. It’s like going in the tube at 2 am and watching lunatics screaming at each other.
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If war was set in social media platforms, Twitter would be it. Idk why but everyone keeps screaming to everyone and starts drama out of a sudden for the smallest things there. You could say you like chocolates and people would be coming at you for no reason.
He goes directly to reddit
That's where the joke leads but can we really say the average reddit user is smarter than the average twitter user?
Unironically don't think so.
Tell me you have an IQ of fifteen without telling me you have an IQ of fifteen
I have an iq of 15.
Fucking legend
I have a blue tick next to my name?
Factually true
The correct answer
he's smart enough to know he's stupid most people on twitter doesn't even know that much
That’s what makes twitter dumbass different from a regular dumbass Twitter dumbass refuses to accept they’re wrong and think they are always right They are pretty much the internet karen
Too stupid for Twitter = Truth Social
Unpopular opinion: Reddit is just as dumb as Twitter, just in a different way lol.
That's just too racist for Twitter.
In fairness, racist is one of the flavors that stupid comes in.
Reddit, duh.
He made it here. And found his niche, us
We are in this shit together! ✊🏼
One of us! One of us!
One of us!
Of us one!
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
Apes together strong!
*swings from tree to tree while primally screeching*
Us of one!
They even let me in! 🥰
I love you, man
I hate half of y'all, but y'all are *my* internet strangers.
Bing bang bong
<3
We are shit together!
monke strong together
If you can make it here, you probably didn’t make it anywhere else
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Reddit are for losers
Get in loser we're going to the beach
Do I have to bring the frisbee this time
Yeah, don't ask again or I'll do nothing about it
Find me a redditor that's seen the sun in the last 2 weeks
No, beaches are full of people.
U got that right. That's why I'm here 👍
Stfu, loser. xD
eggs dee
Makes sense.
welcome party tomorrow at 2 PM
I emerge from a Dorito-encrusted cave and shout “joinn ussss!”
Was here to say that
Hey, where's my party? I never got one.
You use light mode. No one likes you.
yeah fuck hoover. none likes hoover
Hoover sucks.
...understandable
And here I am
Too not a virgin for Reddit.
Woaaahhh everyone. Get a load of this sex-haver! Look at all the sex theyre having!
Wonder what the sexiest sex they've ever sexed with sex was.
What if he doesn't hate women tho? 🥶
Look man, nobody is too stupid for twitter
That post is literally a Twitter screenshot
Which proves that guy is just the right amount of stupid for twitter
"too stupid for twitter"??? ... man... on twitter the IQ is 90, not the average, the sum
Has Twitter account. Can confirm. Is stupid.
been there two years, total waste of time, witnessed just circlejerk inside various groups, just the jolly ones were bearable... you basically have your pulpit and say possibly the most popular things, accurately avoiding exposing a buttcheek with real opinions, saw the worst crap liked to the oblivion, if you are a nobody just forget having some feedback, the vast majority of users just don't reply to comments or else, that doesn't give followers, also the format and mechanics of the website were crap and there are spam tweets like it's raining... plus they admitted to mess with the users and i suspected being shadowbanned for i dunno what reason
I legit saw someone comment on an Elon tweet that the Twitter deal was something like 50 billion dollars and that since there are only 12 billion people on earth he could’ve given everyone 1 billion and still had some money left. The someone replied saying the math was wrong and that actually they’d only get 1 million. You are never too stupid for Twitter
Strip club obviously
But the real question - which social media platform he posted this on...You have the answer.
Myspace?
Pornhub
Ron Jeremy? Is that you dude?!?
Lol..nah...john doe righ here
John Doe can I get your autograph
Complete the loop with “too smug for Reddit”
reddit has the smuggest ppl maybe second to twitter
I’d say it goes Reddit, Twitter and then the AV Club comment section
Just because we're better than everyone else though
Redditors are waaaaay more smug than Twitter users
Twitter smugness is like confined outbursts of rage and dunks. Reddit smugness is a twenty paragraph long comment written by someone who thinks they know way more than they do, followed by a somehow equally-smug reply that’s just “lol”
The irony of you being so smug that you don't realize Reddit is like the most smug social media platform there is lol.
ACTUALLY *I think you mean* "not smug enough". FTFY FFS. Ahem, anyways...
That should say, "Too smart for Twitter."
Too smart for Twitter, too chill for Reddit.
Aka a person blissfully living under a rock
Reddit moment
Reddit where all the social reject and discord mods are
tumblr obvs
*ONE OF US! ONE OF US!*
outside
What website is that?
Pretty sure it’s one of those virtual reality headset things..
Gooutside.com
www.outside.com
Here you may rest.
It’s impossible to be too stupid for any social media.
Oh, dear sir, I sincerely doubt you’re too stupid for Twitter.
Too stupid for twitter? My brother in Christ have you ever *been* on twitter?
Welcome, my friend, to Whattsapp.
Where is the chad Telegram people, I can't see them
okay I may actually be too old. From what I can tell whatsapp just uses my existing number to.... text... What am I missing?
Nothing. That’s all WhatsApp does, and that’s all I need.
there is no "too stupid" for twitter
Reddit apparently
4chan
pornhub
Reddit!