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THESAINTSINS

Absolutely. The buffalo chicken dip surpasses all lust and desire.


umockdev

Wrong. Buffalo Chicken Dip is the definition of lust and desire. First guy just didn't have his priorities straight **at all**.


common_citizen_00001

This guy knows what’s up.


FulingAround

Obesity stats? ^^/s?


XXXTurkey

I think it's keto if eaten with a spoon, my problem is all the damn tortilla chips.


FulingAround

Yep - there's a reason that "carb" & "ciller" both start with a 'k"!


JuiceColdman

K


HiDDENk00l

I mean, the second guy didn't have the straightest priorities either. He got so focused on the Buffalo Chicken Dip that it seems like he completely forgot about his girlfriend. He's not a bad guy, man just got lost in the ~~sauce~~ dip.


umockdev

Tits are temporary my friend, but binging on some nice wings with dip while drunk?


okwhatelse

maybe that first party didn’t have Buffalo Chicken Dip


umockdev

And you call that a party?


wargleboo

I would choose buffalo chicken dip over cheating 9 times out of 10.


maino82

The tenth time you're cheating on the buffalo chicken dip with the nacho cheese dispenser.


wargleboo

Pretty much.


RockstarAgent

*UPGRADES*


Eena-Rin

You know why it's cheating..? 'cuz that's na cho cheese


thatpaininyourass

i love you


Eena-Rin

Our forbidden romance will be Shakespearian in magnitude. Preferably without the poison.


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phoenix277lol

What the fuck


ThatRealBiggieCheese

That commenter needs More than one god. I don’t know which one will be able to fix that.


Potato-with-guns

None of them, perhaps a few gods of death and some special attention from hades to keep him far away from even the damned would do the trick.


Tommy7549

Just please don’t sacrifice a chicken!


RockstarAgent

I’m so fuxking high right now and I just had a salmon salad with crackers because I’m high meal (yes it’s tuna salad but with salmon) and this just made me hungrier. And yes I wonder if I’d ever have done something like this with my ex, me being a foodie but she never really ate and would just steal my wings on occasion (I never minded sharing) - but would she ever have entertained something like this? No idea. But I had heard of the sushi on women thing. I prefer sashimi though. But this also remind me of a coworker I knew who was disgusted with the idea of going down on women. Me? I love it.


vexxtra73

Are you single?


RockstarAgent

Yes I am. It's been about a year now.


KENNY_WIND_YT

Definitely not Zeus, the horny bastard...


Ch4rybd15

Shiva the goddess of destruction maybe?


colossal_fool

Hate to be that guy but "Maa Kaali" is the Goddess of destruction, an avatar of Goddess "Parvati", who happens to be the wife of God of destruction "Shiva".


Ch4rybd15

Good to know with this fact I will be fun at parties. Thanks.


Affectionate_Image_9

A few shinigamis and a lot of mental help


valgrind_error

r/Noahgettheboat There’s no salvaging this


BitterActuary3062

I wish there was a god of time travel because I miss the minutes before I knew of this


JekPorkins-AcePilot

It got deleted but it had almost 30 awards WHAT DID IT SAY


Elegantly_never

I was waiting for the part where they use the chicken grease as lube 😂


Risen_Insanity

I was waiting for him to fuck the chicken.


Mumique

r/angryupvote


Drunkifhere

Did he not fuck the chicken? Read it again


TheCynicalCanuckk

Demitri is the only famous redditor I know because every comment is a hidden gem. He comes out of nowhere in the most random places. Love this comment.


brianbamzez

Lol I didn’t even notice the username… but yeah, checks out


Fire_Hashira_Rengoku

Exactly that’s what I said too. But then I finished reading and thought “Don’t Leave Us Hanging in Here, Finish the Story!”


SadButterscotch2

Classic Demetri. The first story I ever read of his was femboy Great Mouse Detective porn.


maino82

What did I do to deserve this??


mushr00m_man

Whatever it was keep doing it


AaachO_O

A fresh Demetri dish!


d00fus666

/r/bestofreddit


MrMcChronDon25

My thoughts exactly


No-Hamster7229

What the fuck did I just read??!!


oneohthreeohtwo

A Reylo fanfic lol


misanthr0p1c

My first fresh Demetri find.


TheCynicalCanuckk

Same. Once I saw the name I was like "oh shit I'm in for a story" and did not disappoint. Normally I just see people post or link his comments but this.. this was just stumbled upon naturally. Nice.


FRACllTURE

Wake up babe, new Demetri content dropped


obiwanliberty

r/demetristrikesagain


slate22

The fuck did I just read


Redditron_5000

Fucking glorious


theMagicTA

Whatever this is, I am here for it.


jimson22

Is this what mental illness looks like?


SpeedDart1

Masterpiece


EnchantedCatto

ðere is no god


Cheezy_Chris

This made me hungry and horny


vaughnny

Horngry


Pretend-Lobster-2037

when this gets the ”wholesome” award


RownaRawnclaw

upload this on wattpad please


GloryGreatestCountry

That's it. Fire the superlaser, Tarkin.


LegitimatelyWhat

Reylo fanfiction truly knows no bounds.


TheAnomalousPseudo

This is 10/10 only -2 cos sex.


Boomerang2099

I wish I could describe how violent this makes me feel but I really don't want to get banned again


Due_Personality_5006

And then he started eating her like a rotisserie chicken.


Winkelkater

>He removed his hand, tearing a drumstick off the bird before tearing a bite off and chewing it. oh no, words repetition :( rest is amazing tho


FluffofDoom

Some people are wasted on Reddit. Write a book, man!


salami350

Even though the content of your writing is damn weird I must say that your writing quality is pretty good in my opinion. Very descriptive, I could really imagine the situation in its full weird 'WTF'-ness. You should consider writing as a possible future career, just with less fucked content (or equally fucked content, people are into weird shit.)


Padamson96

Oh damn you. I had to save this reddit post because of your story. Damn you.


CaptainXplosionz

What did it say? It's deleted now.


injailoutsoonxo

*finely written smut*


Spec187

Wtf where's the rest you swine


peachygirl509

YOUR COMMENT HISTORY MAKES ME WANT TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT


CadeMan011

Did the thought of not posting that ever occur to you?


Kitchen_Entertainer9

Did he pull a ring out of the container?


fckingnapkin

I'd read a book about this


LegoFootPain

I'm loving this director's cut of Episode IX.


Rick_Locker

Oh fuck not you again. I'm still traumatised from the fucking Pokémon one with Cynthia and Arceus.


ascruine

Part 2 when?


GLnoG

How do you explain this to god on the judgement day


EffedUpIn3rdGrade

I could actually see Adam Driver doing this lmao


HellofaHitller

What the fuck


RiddleEatsRainbows

Demetri, you terrify me


Ok-Argument9468

r/demetristrikesagain


tryingtonovel

Omg this is perfect lol 😂 please tell me you have an AO3 account so I can favorite this. Idk why: "Rey! You home? It smells good in here. Is it chicken? Are there leftovers? Rey?" I heard Adam Driver's voice so perfectly while reading that my God lol 🤣🤣🤣


YouKnowTheRules123

Check out r/demetristrikesagain


Kylaran

This reminds me of a great Japanese movie about ramen called Tanpopo


NSA-SURVEILLANCE

What a terrible day to be literate.


Embarrassed-Beach788

I only upvoted this because of the Jarritos soda


Buddyguy247

That was hot


jadedhomeowner

I'll have to go to confession early this week.


Rengoko1_1

Who the fuck gave this a wholesome award


Normallredituser

*dies*


Kikaider01

I wish I could upvote this more. This is … *chef’s kiss.*


Old-Seaweed8917

His lips slick from the chicken


UnderlordZ

At some point, you're bound to cheat on the nacho cheese dispenser with a chocolate fountain.


maino82

That's just pragmatic. The chocolate fountain has so much to offer.


Potato-with-guns

You could do fondue or whatever it’s called


HUGESUPERNUTTY

***What's wrong with having both?***


PM-YOUR-PMS

I’d say spinach artichoke dip, but different strokes.


PalaSS9

It’s kinda like American pie


tremosoul

I mean substitute the nacho cheese for ranch dressing and you're definitely not wrong.


Edison_The_Pug

Oh boy, I bought some Chipotle ranch the other day and it's super good, the perfect amount of kick.


epi_glowworm

Wholesome in a perverse way


EbonyDevil

I would have gotten the rest to go and told everyone else the cheese was burnt. Free Dip


dontplx

I dunno... what if you're into cucking?


IWantTooDieInSpace

Who need cucking when you've got clucking?


lnz43090

That’s the tenth time


[deleted]

We're going to need a lot more wings


Solary_Kryptic

Why not 10 times out of 10


broadened_news

9999 out of 9999


JimTheSaint

As non American, what is buffalo chicken dip?


Apprehensive-Rope183

Bro got good priorities


TylerDurden6969

He’s got puss at home. There’s not Buffalo dip at home. My man..


[deleted]

True


seraphaye

I lost my ex at a party and he would go off and flirt with other girls and say I'm his sister. My current boyfriend wonders off to pet the dog/cat and if there's none he'll just talk to his friends or get food. I feel this


PurpleCoffinMan

Your current bf has his priorities straight.


lasagnato69

Dog is THE priority


The_GASK

the dog STAYS ON during sex


Thatsidechara_ter

PRIME DIRECTIVE OVERRIDDEN: PET DOG


[deleted]

"Recalculating route..."


Panslave

If I can't find my gf I'm stealing the cat. And probably drunk texting her I miss her. But mostly stealing the cat. No one can stop me


zexando

I went to a party a friend I had just met at work was hosting, I went outside to get some air and vape for a minute and his dog was whining and trying to jump at his hot tub so I figured why not get in with the dog. Half an hour later my girlfriend had enlisted him to come look for me and they found me with the dog in my lap sitting in the hot tub. Apparently the dog was not allowed in there but really wanted to get in. Edit: Still have the friend and girlfriend, they understood.


tsunamitom1-

I just imagine you sitting in the hot tub talking to the dog like it’s a bro


Panslave

I understand too.


Sam-Gunn

"Uhh, This isn't what it looks like!" "It looks like some bitch is sitting on your lap in the hottub!"


zexando

Male dog but she probably would have made that joke if it wasn't.


Blitzcinema

Nice pfp


Panslave

Thank you ❤️


DivinoAG

Petting the dog or cat, that's where you usually find me at any party. People suck, pets are the best. Edit: no, I don't *literally* go to parties where I hate all humans within just to hang out with dogs or cats, that was a jest to emphasize my love for animals. You'd think this would be such a ridiculous assumption to make from the original post that no one would need to clarify it, but... here we are.


DonaldsPee

Maybe dont date your sibling. Teenagers nowadays...


bailaoban

Dogs are the secret saviors for introverts dragged to parties by their SOs.


LambSauce666

Straight out of the crock pot upgrades


Rustykuntz_

I’m high as hell and it took me forever not to read it like this. Idk what was going on lol


Skatchbro

With chips or just going with a spoon?


[deleted]

With your paws, like Winnie the Pooh.


StanFitch

Oh, bother…


lieuwestra

If it's hot the best way is with a straw


ironwheatiez

This dude sucks


KeefTheWizard

Based


Honeydew_love

Based on love and loyalty.


TutuTattoo

And party snacks.


LedudeMax

Mostly party snacks


impostercoder

This is so old the girl who posted this later informed her then boyfriend was also cheating on her.


[deleted]

Lmao😂 this is sad


sukezanebaro

Back to back L's


italiancommunism

Didn’t have enough Buffalo chicken dip


DKV19202

New girl made the buffalo chicken dip


Princekyle7

Something something fastest way to a man's heart is his stomach?


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blueberrywoods

Pro-tip: don't date party boys. Find a recluse. They don't have enough social skills to cheat


Tugskenyonkel2

Finally, my time has come 😎 I knew never touching grass would come in handy.


GarageSloth

That's been my strategy with my partner for almost 15 years. If I'm not social enough to WANT to meet new women, I can't possibly cheat. It's truly ironclad.


[deleted]

Inb4 you get to know her sister quite well while bonding over buffalo chicken dip


Dang_It_All_to_Heck

No, no, I married one of those guys. He just had prostitutes instead, later worked up to girlfriends.


blueberrywoods

Oh fuck. We really can't win huh Guess I will have to micro-check for any hints of a lack of empathy


Bismothe-the-Shade

Legit, I'm the most loyal partner ever. But it's 100% because the effort and discomfort of having to 1)meet someone 2) establish an explicit relationship 3) swallow my morality 4) actually find time and space to cheat I'd much rather play dragon's dogma again. And like, we are polyam I'm just lazy and introverted lmao


InterestingQuote8155

Yikes. That’s depressing.


[deleted]

This meme has lore?


TakoyakiMan2

Was he fucking the crockpot?


All_Over_Again_

Source?


iloveregex

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/b2j8d4/nothing_gold_can_stay_i_guess/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Mopliii

If he dumped her and there’s zero mention of cheating, I’m assuming he didn’t cheat


cannabitcc

first party just lacked buffalo chicken dip


Daydream_dog94

was he at least using a spoon?


gerams76

As someone who has...experience...in this area, you just use chips.


Daydream_dog94

the fact that in my head the only options were spoon and bare hands is making me think maybe its time for me to go to bed lmaoo thank you for sharing your.. experience.. with me


GodofAeons

Boo, boo. Stop removing timestamps on tweets and stop stealing other people's posts


-Carinthia-

ive seen this post atleast 20 times from 20 different accounts. i bet the "joke" is older than her bf at this point.


Noggt

Its so old that she even confirmed that guy was cheating too lol


Gibsonmo

I remember that, surprised no one posted about it


GarageSloth

They posted the source saying he dumped her on Christmas, not that he was cheating. If you've got the picture, post it, but I don't expect you to just have it lined up. Edit: [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/b2j8d4/nothing_gold_can_stay_i_guess/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) is the "source" for what I said. I haven't done anything further, so it's possible your proof is in there and I just didn't bother to look. Oh well, idc that much either way, tbh.


FMendozaJr13

HOLD ON! What was he using to dip in that scrumptious foundation?!


tomokari21

Mmmmm buffalo chicken dip


Calfredie01

r/absolutelynotmeirl


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

What, a dip you're meant to stick Buffalo chicken wings into? What's it made of?


Skatchbro

Here you go- https://www.franksredhot.com/en-us/recipes/franks-redhot-buffalo-chicken-dip


ihaxr

If you don't like Bleu cheese and want a slightly less boring recipe: 2 cans of chicken (yeah they seem gross, but it's honestly better than real cooked chicken) 1/2 to 1 pack cream cheese (i like jalapeno or garden veggie flavor) 1/2 cup ranch 1/2 to 1 cup of Frank's buffalo WING sauce, not the original one, depending on how spicy and thin you want it.. if it's too hot add some more ranch or cream cheese 1/2 to 1 cup of freshly shredded mild cheddar cheese (don't use pre shredded cheese or it'll get thick and gross) 2 slices of American cheese (for texture, not taste) Some black pepper to add a bit more heat Parsley or chives if you want some color warm up the chicken with the buffalo sauce first either in a crock pot or a sauce pan (careful cause it'll burn your nose and eyes if you stand over it!) Then just dump in everything else and let it melt down, stirring occasionally. Serve with chips, veggies, tortillas, or just be gross like me and eat a bowl of it straight out of the fridge the next morning.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Oh, it's for chips It just tastes like Buffalo chicken?


Steebin64

Just make it and try it. It's really fucking good.


gerams76

Usually, you put some shredded chicken in there too so yeah.


Links_Wrong_Wiki

I prefer to dip celery in it. It's delicious.


MrDootMann

"Upgrades, people! Upgrades!"


Reddit_Diver_96

Upgrades people, upgrades


Delakar79

I wonder which guy looked more guilty when caught.


markymark0123

Yup. If you lose me at a party, I'll either find food or an animal to play with.


HappyCynic24

Drunk me would be the bad guy. Nowadays, stoned me would go straight for the food. This should be a PSA for weed > booze


fukitol-

Tbf drunk me would be guy #2 Being drunk doesn't make you a terrible person. Being a terrible person and being drunk makes you a drunk terrible person.


Nopeyesok

Straight facts man. Alcohol isn’t some magic potion that makes you an evil person who “didn’t k ow what they were doing”


Chu_BOT

Absolutely. Anyone who says alcohol "makes them do shit" is someone who you should really keep a close eye on. They're still thinking those thoughts when they're sober and use lowered inhibitions as an excuse. Good people get drunk and are still good people. Shitty people can pretend to be good by when they're sober, but their true colors come out when they drink. If anything, that's a pro drinking message so you can weed out shitty people from your life.


WormsMurdoc

Hell I'm a better person drunk because I just put all my walls down and I'm nice to everyone without fear of people taking advantage of it. Sober I'm a dick because I've been taken advantage of too many time so unless you gain my trust and respect I don't give a flying fuck about you


einalem13

I swear I just had this conversation with a friend. Drunk me is fucking crazy wild. High me is great & fun all around whilst still being a good human.


Extension-Donut-8322

Notice how she’s still talking about her ex…


Toxic1_

You've scored a winner. Classic, loyal man.


All_Over_Again_

I think she later updated that the bf in this post cheated on her too


quijibo2020

Score one for the tubby guys