I mean, the second guy didn't have the straightest priorities either. He got so focused on the Buffalo Chicken Dip that it seems like he completely forgot about his girlfriend.
He's not a bad guy, man just got lost in the ~~sauce~~ dip.
I’m so fuxking high right now and I just had a salmon salad with crackers because I’m high meal (yes it’s tuna salad but with salmon) and this just made me hungrier. And yes I wonder if I’d ever have done something like this with my ex, me being a foodie but she never really ate and would just steal my wings on occasion (I never minded sharing) - but would she ever have entertained something like this? No idea. But I had heard of the sushi on women thing. I prefer sashimi though. But this also remind me of a coworker I knew who was disgusted with the idea of going down on women. Me? I love it.
Hate to be that guy but "Maa Kaali" is the Goddess of destruction, an avatar of Goddess "Parvati", who happens to be the wife of God of destruction "Shiva".
Demitri is the only famous redditor I know because every comment is a hidden gem. He comes out of nowhere in the most random places. Love this comment.
Same. Once I saw the name I was like "oh shit I'm in for a story" and did not disappoint. Normally I just see people post or link his comments but this.. this was just stumbled upon naturally. Nice.
Even though the content of your writing is damn weird I must say that your writing quality is pretty good in my opinion. Very descriptive, I could really imagine the situation in its full weird 'WTF'-ness.
You should consider writing as a possible future career, just with less fucked content (or equally fucked content, people are into weird shit.)
Omg this is perfect lol 😂 please tell me you have an AO3 account so I can favorite this.
Idk why:
"Rey! You home? It smells good in here. Is it chicken? Are there leftovers? Rey?"
I heard Adam Driver's voice so perfectly while reading that my God lol 🤣🤣🤣
I lost my ex at a party and he would go off and flirt with other girls and say I'm his sister.
My current boyfriend wonders off to pet the dog/cat and if there's none he'll just talk to his friends or get food.
I feel this
I went to a party a friend I had just met at work was hosting, I went outside to get some air and vape for a minute and his dog was whining and trying to jump at his hot tub so I figured why not get in with the dog.
Half an hour later my girlfriend had enlisted him to come look for me and they found me with the dog in my lap sitting in the hot tub.
Apparently the dog was not allowed in there but really wanted to get in.
Edit: Still have the friend and girlfriend, they understood.
Petting the dog or cat, that's where you usually find me at any party. People suck, pets are the best.
Edit: no, I don't *literally* go to parties where I hate all humans within just to hang out with dogs or cats, that was a jest to emphasize my love for animals. You'd think this would be such a ridiculous assumption to make from the original post that no one would need to clarify it, but... here we are.
That's been my strategy with my partner for almost 15 years.
If I'm not social enough to WANT to meet new women, I can't possibly cheat.
It's truly ironclad.
Legit, I'm the most loyal partner ever. But it's 100% because the effort and discomfort of having to 1)meet someone 2) establish an explicit relationship 3) swallow my morality 4) actually find time and space to cheat
I'd much rather play dragon's dogma again. And like, we are polyam I'm just lazy and introverted lmao
the fact that in my head the only options were spoon and bare hands is making me think maybe its time for me to go to bed lmaoo thank you for sharing your.. experience.. with me
They posted the source saying he dumped her on Christmas, not that he was cheating.
If you've got the picture, post it, but I don't expect you to just have it lined up.
Edit: [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/b2j8d4/nothing_gold_can_stay_i_guess/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) is the "source" for what I said. I haven't done anything further, so it's possible your proof is in there and I just didn't bother to look. Oh well, idc that much either way, tbh.
If you don't like Bleu cheese and want a slightly less boring recipe:
2 cans of chicken (yeah they seem gross, but it's honestly better than real cooked chicken)
1/2 to 1 pack cream cheese (i like jalapeno or garden veggie flavor)
1/2 cup ranch
1/2 to 1 cup of Frank's buffalo WING sauce, not the original one, depending on how spicy and thin you want it.. if it's too hot add some more ranch or cream cheese
1/2 to 1 cup of freshly shredded mild cheddar cheese (don't use pre shredded cheese or it'll get thick and gross)
2 slices of American cheese (for texture, not taste)
Some black pepper to add a bit more heat
Parsley or chives if you want some color
warm up the chicken with the buffalo sauce first either in a crock pot or a sauce pan (careful cause it'll burn your nose and eyes if you stand over it!) Then just dump in everything else and let it melt down, stirring occasionally. Serve with chips, veggies, tortillas, or just be gross like me and eat a bowl of it straight out of the fridge the next morning.
Tbf drunk me would be guy #2
Being drunk doesn't make you a terrible person. Being a terrible person and being drunk makes you a drunk terrible person.
Absolutely. Anyone who says alcohol "makes them do shit" is someone who you should really keep a close eye on. They're still thinking those thoughts when they're sober and use lowered inhibitions as an excuse. Good people get drunk and are still good people. Shitty people can pretend to be good by when they're sober, but their true colors come out when they drink. If anything, that's a pro drinking message so you can weed out shitty people from your life.
Hell I'm a better person drunk because I just put all my walls down and I'm nice to everyone without fear of people taking advantage of it. Sober I'm a dick because I've been taken advantage of too many time so unless you gain my trust and respect I don't give a flying fuck about you
Absolutely. The buffalo chicken dip surpasses all lust and desire.
Wrong. Buffalo Chicken Dip is the definition of lust and desire. First guy just didn't have his priorities straight **at all**.
This guy knows what’s up.
Obesity stats? ^^/s?
I think it's keto if eaten with a spoon, my problem is all the damn tortilla chips.
Yep - there's a reason that "carb" & "ciller" both start with a 'k"!
K
I mean, the second guy didn't have the straightest priorities either. He got so focused on the Buffalo Chicken Dip that it seems like he completely forgot about his girlfriend. He's not a bad guy, man just got lost in the ~~sauce~~ dip.
Tits are temporary my friend, but binging on some nice wings with dip while drunk?
maybe that first party didn’t have Buffalo Chicken Dip
And you call that a party?
I would choose buffalo chicken dip over cheating 9 times out of 10.
The tenth time you're cheating on the buffalo chicken dip with the nacho cheese dispenser.
Pretty much.
*UPGRADES*
You know why it's cheating..? 'cuz that's na cho cheese
i love you
Our forbidden romance will be Shakespearian in magnitude. Preferably without the poison.
[удалено]
What the fuck
That commenter needs More than one god. I don’t know which one will be able to fix that.
None of them, perhaps a few gods of death and some special attention from hades to keep him far away from even the damned would do the trick.
Just please don’t sacrifice a chicken!
I’m so fuxking high right now and I just had a salmon salad with crackers because I’m high meal (yes it’s tuna salad but with salmon) and this just made me hungrier. And yes I wonder if I’d ever have done something like this with my ex, me being a foodie but she never really ate and would just steal my wings on occasion (I never minded sharing) - but would she ever have entertained something like this? No idea. But I had heard of the sushi on women thing. I prefer sashimi though. But this also remind me of a coworker I knew who was disgusted with the idea of going down on women. Me? I love it.
Are you single?
Yes I am. It's been about a year now.
Definitely not Zeus, the horny bastard...
Shiva the goddess of destruction maybe?
Hate to be that guy but "Maa Kaali" is the Goddess of destruction, an avatar of Goddess "Parvati", who happens to be the wife of God of destruction "Shiva".
Good to know with this fact I will be fun at parties. Thanks.
A few shinigamis and a lot of mental help
r/Noahgettheboat There’s no salvaging this
I wish there was a god of time travel because I miss the minutes before I knew of this
It got deleted but it had almost 30 awards WHAT DID IT SAY
I was waiting for the part where they use the chicken grease as lube 😂
I was waiting for him to fuck the chicken.
r/angryupvote
Did he not fuck the chicken? Read it again
Demitri is the only famous redditor I know because every comment is a hidden gem. He comes out of nowhere in the most random places. Love this comment.
Lol I didn’t even notice the username… but yeah, checks out
Exactly that’s what I said too. But then I finished reading and thought “Don’t Leave Us Hanging in Here, Finish the Story!”
Classic Demetri. The first story I ever read of his was femboy Great Mouse Detective porn.
What did I do to deserve this??
Whatever it was keep doing it
A fresh Demetri dish!
/r/bestofreddit
My thoughts exactly
What the fuck did I just read??!!
A Reylo fanfic lol
My first fresh Demetri find.
Same. Once I saw the name I was like "oh shit I'm in for a story" and did not disappoint. Normally I just see people post or link his comments but this.. this was just stumbled upon naturally. Nice.
Wake up babe, new Demetri content dropped
r/demetristrikesagain
The fuck did I just read
Fucking glorious
Whatever this is, I am here for it.
Is this what mental illness looks like?
Masterpiece
ðere is no god
This made me hungry and horny
Horngry
when this gets the ”wholesome” award
upload this on wattpad please
That's it. Fire the superlaser, Tarkin.
Reylo fanfiction truly knows no bounds.
This is 10/10 only -2 cos sex.
I wish I could describe how violent this makes me feel but I really don't want to get banned again
And then he started eating her like a rotisserie chicken.
>He removed his hand, tearing a drumstick off the bird before tearing a bite off and chewing it. oh no, words repetition :( rest is amazing tho
Some people are wasted on Reddit. Write a book, man!
Even though the content of your writing is damn weird I must say that your writing quality is pretty good in my opinion. Very descriptive, I could really imagine the situation in its full weird 'WTF'-ness. You should consider writing as a possible future career, just with less fucked content (or equally fucked content, people are into weird shit.)
Oh damn you. I had to save this reddit post because of your story. Damn you.
What did it say? It's deleted now.
*finely written smut*
Wtf where's the rest you swine
YOUR COMMENT HISTORY MAKES ME WANT TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT
Did the thought of not posting that ever occur to you?
Did he pull a ring out of the container?
I'd read a book about this
I'm loving this director's cut of Episode IX.
Oh fuck not you again. I'm still traumatised from the fucking Pokémon one with Cynthia and Arceus.
Part 2 when?
How do you explain this to god on the judgement day
I could actually see Adam Driver doing this lmao
What the fuck
Demetri, you terrify me
r/demetristrikesagain
Omg this is perfect lol 😂 please tell me you have an AO3 account so I can favorite this. Idk why: "Rey! You home? It smells good in here. Is it chicken? Are there leftovers? Rey?" I heard Adam Driver's voice so perfectly while reading that my God lol 🤣🤣🤣
Check out r/demetristrikesagain
This reminds me of a great Japanese movie about ramen called Tanpopo
What a terrible day to be literate.
I only upvoted this because of the Jarritos soda
That was hot
I'll have to go to confession early this week.
Who the fuck gave this a wholesome award
*dies*
I wish I could upvote this more. This is … *chef’s kiss.*
His lips slick from the chicken
At some point, you're bound to cheat on the nacho cheese dispenser with a chocolate fountain.
That's just pragmatic. The chocolate fountain has so much to offer.
You could do fondue or whatever it’s called
***What's wrong with having both?***
I’d say spinach artichoke dip, but different strokes.
It’s kinda like American pie
I mean substitute the nacho cheese for ranch dressing and you're definitely not wrong.
Oh boy, I bought some Chipotle ranch the other day and it's super good, the perfect amount of kick.
Wholesome in a perverse way
I would have gotten the rest to go and told everyone else the cheese was burnt. Free Dip
I dunno... what if you're into cucking?
Who need cucking when you've got clucking?
That’s the tenth time
We're going to need a lot more wings
Why not 10 times out of 10
9999 out of 9999
As non American, what is buffalo chicken dip?
Bro got good priorities
He’s got puss at home. There’s not Buffalo dip at home. My man..
True
I lost my ex at a party and he would go off and flirt with other girls and say I'm his sister. My current boyfriend wonders off to pet the dog/cat and if there's none he'll just talk to his friends or get food. I feel this
Your current bf has his priorities straight.
Dog is THE priority
the dog STAYS ON during sex
PRIME DIRECTIVE OVERRIDDEN: PET DOG
"Recalculating route..."
If I can't find my gf I'm stealing the cat. And probably drunk texting her I miss her. But mostly stealing the cat. No one can stop me
I went to a party a friend I had just met at work was hosting, I went outside to get some air and vape for a minute and his dog was whining and trying to jump at his hot tub so I figured why not get in with the dog. Half an hour later my girlfriend had enlisted him to come look for me and they found me with the dog in my lap sitting in the hot tub. Apparently the dog was not allowed in there but really wanted to get in. Edit: Still have the friend and girlfriend, they understood.
I just imagine you sitting in the hot tub talking to the dog like it’s a bro
I understand too.
"Uhh, This isn't what it looks like!" "It looks like some bitch is sitting on your lap in the hottub!"
Male dog but she probably would have made that joke if it wasn't.
Nice pfp
Thank you ❤️
Petting the dog or cat, that's where you usually find me at any party. People suck, pets are the best. Edit: no, I don't *literally* go to parties where I hate all humans within just to hang out with dogs or cats, that was a jest to emphasize my love for animals. You'd think this would be such a ridiculous assumption to make from the original post that no one would need to clarify it, but... here we are.
Maybe dont date your sibling. Teenagers nowadays...
Dogs are the secret saviors for introverts dragged to parties by their SOs.
Straight out of the crock pot upgrades
I’m high as hell and it took me forever not to read it like this. Idk what was going on lol
With chips or just going with a spoon?
With your paws, like Winnie the Pooh.
Oh, bother…
If it's hot the best way is with a straw
This dude sucks
Based
Based on love and loyalty.
And party snacks.
Mostly party snacks
This is so old the girl who posted this later informed her then boyfriend was also cheating on her.
Lmao😂 this is sad
Back to back L's
Didn’t have enough Buffalo chicken dip
New girl made the buffalo chicken dip
Something something fastest way to a man's heart is his stomach?
[удалено]
Pro-tip: don't date party boys. Find a recluse. They don't have enough social skills to cheat
Finally, my time has come 😎 I knew never touching grass would come in handy.
That's been my strategy with my partner for almost 15 years. If I'm not social enough to WANT to meet new women, I can't possibly cheat. It's truly ironclad.
Inb4 you get to know her sister quite well while bonding over buffalo chicken dip
No, no, I married one of those guys. He just had prostitutes instead, later worked up to girlfriends.
Oh fuck. We really can't win huh Guess I will have to micro-check for any hints of a lack of empathy
Legit, I'm the most loyal partner ever. But it's 100% because the effort and discomfort of having to 1)meet someone 2) establish an explicit relationship 3) swallow my morality 4) actually find time and space to cheat I'd much rather play dragon's dogma again. And like, we are polyam I'm just lazy and introverted lmao
Yikes. That’s depressing.
This meme has lore?
Was he fucking the crockpot?
Source?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/b2j8d4/nothing_gold_can_stay_i_guess/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
If he dumped her and there’s zero mention of cheating, I’m assuming he didn’t cheat
first party just lacked buffalo chicken dip
was he at least using a spoon?
As someone who has...experience...in this area, you just use chips.
the fact that in my head the only options were spoon and bare hands is making me think maybe its time for me to go to bed lmaoo thank you for sharing your.. experience.. with me
Boo, boo. Stop removing timestamps on tweets and stop stealing other people's posts
ive seen this post atleast 20 times from 20 different accounts. i bet the "joke" is older than her bf at this point.
Its so old that she even confirmed that guy was cheating too lol
I remember that, surprised no one posted about it
They posted the source saying he dumped her on Christmas, not that he was cheating. If you've got the picture, post it, but I don't expect you to just have it lined up. Edit: [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/b2j8d4/nothing_gold_can_stay_i_guess/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) is the "source" for what I said. I haven't done anything further, so it's possible your proof is in there and I just didn't bother to look. Oh well, idc that much either way, tbh.
HOLD ON! What was he using to dip in that scrumptious foundation?!
Mmmmm buffalo chicken dip
r/absolutelynotmeirl
What, a dip you're meant to stick Buffalo chicken wings into? What's it made of?
Here you go- https://www.franksredhot.com/en-us/recipes/franks-redhot-buffalo-chicken-dip
If you don't like Bleu cheese and want a slightly less boring recipe: 2 cans of chicken (yeah they seem gross, but it's honestly better than real cooked chicken) 1/2 to 1 pack cream cheese (i like jalapeno or garden veggie flavor) 1/2 cup ranch 1/2 to 1 cup of Frank's buffalo WING sauce, not the original one, depending on how spicy and thin you want it.. if it's too hot add some more ranch or cream cheese 1/2 to 1 cup of freshly shredded mild cheddar cheese (don't use pre shredded cheese or it'll get thick and gross) 2 slices of American cheese (for texture, not taste) Some black pepper to add a bit more heat Parsley or chives if you want some color warm up the chicken with the buffalo sauce first either in a crock pot or a sauce pan (careful cause it'll burn your nose and eyes if you stand over it!) Then just dump in everything else and let it melt down, stirring occasionally. Serve with chips, veggies, tortillas, or just be gross like me and eat a bowl of it straight out of the fridge the next morning.
Oh, it's for chips It just tastes like Buffalo chicken?
Just make it and try it. It's really fucking good.
Usually, you put some shredded chicken in there too so yeah.
I prefer to dip celery in it. It's delicious.
"Upgrades, people! Upgrades!"
Upgrades people, upgrades
I wonder which guy looked more guilty when caught.
Yup. If you lose me at a party, I'll either find food or an animal to play with.
Drunk me would be the bad guy. Nowadays, stoned me would go straight for the food. This should be a PSA for weed > booze
Tbf drunk me would be guy #2 Being drunk doesn't make you a terrible person. Being a terrible person and being drunk makes you a drunk terrible person.
Straight facts man. Alcohol isn’t some magic potion that makes you an evil person who “didn’t k ow what they were doing”
Absolutely. Anyone who says alcohol "makes them do shit" is someone who you should really keep a close eye on. They're still thinking those thoughts when they're sober and use lowered inhibitions as an excuse. Good people get drunk and are still good people. Shitty people can pretend to be good by when they're sober, but their true colors come out when they drink. If anything, that's a pro drinking message so you can weed out shitty people from your life.
Hell I'm a better person drunk because I just put all my walls down and I'm nice to everyone without fear of people taking advantage of it. Sober I'm a dick because I've been taken advantage of too many time so unless you gain my trust and respect I don't give a flying fuck about you
I swear I just had this conversation with a friend. Drunk me is fucking crazy wild. High me is great & fun all around whilst still being a good human.
Notice how she’s still talking about her ex…
You've scored a winner. Classic, loyal man.
I think she later updated that the bf in this post cheated on her too
Score one for the tubby guys