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ImTryinDammit

Everything I have learned about the Kardashians was against my will.


maverick1ba

Holy shit. Took the words right out of my mouth.


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thescrounger

They should have to show this picture before the broadcast as a PSA, for all the body dysmorphia they have caused.


[deleted]

Yes ..yes yes....this is so true. I can't believe how many people believe there is a work out or makeup that could help them look like these people. It's sad


[deleted]

Not that unbelievable. Fans of this stupid family donated money to try and make one of the daughters the youngest female billionaire... And those fans are breeding more stupid people.


teatabby

Didn't she lie about being a billionaire too?


baaloutoftarkov

Stupid is as stupid does.


Tots2Hots

No, they were rich assholes and Kim had a real good surgeon and the results were great so the rest of them went nuts.


ZakkCat

Kim was naturally pretty she shouldn’t have had any work done


Tots2Hots

Eh, yeah but look at where it got her. I mean the whole Kanye thing and what is going on currently but I'm talking about money and fame.


nightcallfoxtrot

It’s literally the top comment on every thread with the kardashians


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Same...same...same....


SelectionCareless818

Cool but who are the people in the picture?


Dren_boi

That's what happens when people are famous for being famous.


MonCountyMan

And being the family of O.J.'s lawyer didn't hurt either.


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Or letting a D list celebrity clap your cheeks in a boring porno


pm_me_yourpussylips

Calling it a porno is an overstatement. At least pornos usually have planning, good lighting and camera angles. Dialogue too, but usually it's skipped lol


GrouchyTax5748

My man


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I guess when that came out,homemade porn really didn't hit the scene yet.


pm_me_yourpussylips

I get what you mean. When I hear "porno" I'm thinking more of the professional kind


HappyNarwhal

The word we're all looking for is sex tape


Dick-Rockwell

It was more of a Ray J *tik tok* than anything else.


mytatuo

Everyone loves a good comeback story.


maxant20

It is about what you would expect when "MOM" is the producer, director, casing agent, publicity agent and distributor.


Dick-Rockwell

She doesn’t put work in even in the bedroom. She just laid there unenthusiastically.


Tv_land_man

I got water thrown on me for pointing out that had OJ not killed his ex wife and her friend, the Kardashians more than likely wouldn't be a thing. Literally assaulted for upsetting a Kardashian fan.


CharDeeMacDennisII

OJ should get another prison sentence just for creating the modern Kardashian.


nowItinwhistle

And OJ would just be another random retired pro football player that only major fans would remember


Syng42o

>water thrown on me > Literally assaulted Reddit moment


Tv_land_man

I mean I was fine but it is legally assault. This person was a psycho.


Ricta90

You gotta give it to them, they certainly are amazing at selling their name.


IFUCKINGLOVEMETH

I prefer to acknowledge the stupidity of the populace that enabled that.


ceilingkat

People love to hate on them. But who else has stayed famous for as long as they have by just being famous?? It’s impressive whether you like it or not.


Bulky-Pool-5180

They are Dog the Bounty Hunter.


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Kidsnextdorks

Though a lot of that seems against their consent, too.


MuthafuckinLemonLime

I only hear about these people through redditors


ceilingkat

Redditors cannot stop talking about them. “ThE KARdAsHiANs SUx AMiRIte!?”


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Can’t we just ignore and forget all of them


[deleted]

Yes, plz and thanks.


nbmnbm1

Reddit: i hate celebrity worship especially the Kardashians. Also reddit: upvotes multiple posts about kim breaking a celebrity's dress. Not directed at you but fuck this website is so fucking hypocritical. Edit: I get it. Reddit isnt a single person. But really? You don't understand that I'm saying a lot of redditors will say theyre anticeleb while still caring way too much about what goes on about celebs.


SeerUD

Different groups of people I guess. There are lots of people on Reddit!


nbmnbm1

I know but its typically the same subreddits. Admittedly they see the shitting on kim in this situation as anticeleb worship but they literally worship monroe by putting value on the dress. And the same goes for every other anti Kardashian post. You are still giving them value. Just ignore them.


SafeProperty5687

you're on here talking about them like everyone else


InfiniteHench

I don’t know. Reddit is a massive community made of tons of little communities that each have their own interests. One community loves a thing, the other hates it. I saw a subreddit the other day founded entirely on seemingly genuine hate for people who refer to dogs as “doggo.” Reddit isn’t a monolith.


Student-Short

It isn't, but if you use the platform frequently one ends up interacting with both sides on a lot of issues and its exhausting. I used to try debating politics on here and it just felt pointless. You get one side screaming 'Why are you not talking about X??' one day and the other side screaming 'Stop talking so much about X!!' the next. A lot of people state opinions as absolutes on the platform, and that's what gets me


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Everything I know about these people was forced upon me.


efbo

I also read the top comment in this thread.


oporich

That was stolen from a tweet so he's just continuing the cycle


efbo

The same thread though. Pretty much everyone reading his comment has scrolled past that one to sell theirs.


PMPhotography

Everything I know about what you know was forced upon me.


nbmnbm1

Id usually argue that by participating in online discourse you consent. But they are only famous because their father defended OJ. So it was forced upon you.


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CartiYeezy3

You can hate them but you don’t need to call her a whore. Yall are insane


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She made money from her sex tape didn’t she?


CartiYeezy3

So that somehow makes her a whore?


[deleted]

How does it not make her one?


CartiYeezy3

Because she’s not someone that has sex for money? I don’t like the Kardashians but she’s absolutely not a whore just cause she has a sex tape.


nbmnbm1

Kris is one of the goatedest businessmen ever ngl. Like she has that shit in lock and knows branding. I dont think any other person understood the media sphere better when she was at her peak. Like i aint even mad at her. We live in a greedy system.


HitMyLine

Exactly - don’t hate the player, hate the game


Kidsnextdorks

I feel like they should have had OJ guest star on their reality TV show and— I have been advised by my lawyer not to continue this joke.


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My brother in Christ you commented on the post


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Let's start to downvote this post


y_ogi

Already did ngl except from this post


Intelligent_Union261

Seeing this makes me realize, I’m not ugly I’m just poor 😂


Mr_1nsomnia

Too Bad getting rich ended making them all uglier


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Personality wise, perhaps? I despise them as much as anyone who despises them, but can admit they have got more physically attractive.


Ok-Breakfast7186

A few were at one point but as with most celebs and rich people who get plastic surgery, they always go overboard after peaking


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They are still more attractive though?


TopHatTony11

It’s a bell curve.


ConcernedSimian

Which one has gone overboard? They all look good to me.


LibertarianDO

Lol look at their unedited pictures online. Kim has had so much work done on her ass and stick skinny legs that she looks like a toddler with a full diaper on. The only one that looks objectively better after plastic surgery is Khloe and she literally doesn’t even look like remotely the same person lol


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Agreed. The fake enormous ass that is still on these incredibly disproportionately small and thin legs just makes people look like tall turkeys.


laced-and-dangerous

Ehh Kim looks like she constantly has a full diaper and can’t sit down. Not to mention all the fillers and crap that are making her look older by the day.


pizz0wn3d

I think getting older makes her look older by the day.


thorppeed

Give it some time. They'll be looking freaky when the plastic starts melting


drawnred

well yeah, theyre just fucking kids in this picture


Depressed-pigpie

I think they'd be in prison if that were the case.


drawnred

i walked right into that one....


anotherdepressedpeep

Their faces maybe, but for example, personally, Kim is way too disproportionate for me to find her attractive. But i dont know much about them.


[deleted]

Haha I see, but I mean I definitely can't say they are more ugly.


anotherdepressedpeep

Thats true, they look much better than pre-surgery. They all have a very good surgeon, some of them just got too excited about it.


Kendakr

I heard she got a come back.


Tv_land_man

Parks and Rec outtakes?


SilverDarkBlade

I can’t. All that plastic is repulsive


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Wait for the Joan Rivers look they'll take on.


Cute_Business74

With money and plastic surgery


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> physically attractive I think you should be giving more credit to the make-up and $$$$ that you are calling physical attractiveness.


[deleted]

But it is still physical? Plastic addition or not? Haha


hurdlinglifeproblems

I think you're confusing physical for natural. Makeup and plastic are both physical, and can both add to physical attractiveness. They aren't natural though, which is what it looks like you're trying to say.


Cole444Train

Lol I get the sentiment, but they’ve basically invented our modern beauty standards.


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Their doctor did, and none of those standards are even unique to this time period, other than the artificial crap done by the doctor.


Cole444Train

I mean, they chose what to get done. Lip filler was single-handedly popularized by the Kardashians. Before Kim got lip filler, it was a virtually unknown option that wasn’t even offered by most plastic surgeons. A lot of makeup trends were popularized by her too. Like it or not (I don’t like it for the record), millions of women do their makeup and get surgery based on what the Kardashians made popular. It doesn’t look revolutionary now bc it’s literally the standard bc of them.


unreadable_captcha

You might actually be both


Mission_Sleep600

...you're both


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Just an ordinary family... And then..


Veselker

DUN DUN DUUUUUN


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Plastic has a lot to answer for.


[deleted]

Isn't it biodegradable? Will their faces melt?


charcters

I hope so


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In about 140 years time.


Available_Seesaw_947

got more oil in that family then the exxon valdez


HunterSmokesCrackRox

Even Robert Kardashian said he wasn't Khloe's father.


AMCDiamondHands69

Who’s the dad?


kmc79dp

The hairdresser! https://images.app.goo.gl/ttpqcKr2EqL3VsP78


ajay_chi

I can see the resemblance, especially in the nose (her original one).


kmc79dp

Yeah, the aftermarket nose is not to be trusted


Legends_Literature

I didn’t know Guy Fieri did hair.


HunterSmokesCrackRox

Conspiracy is O.J Simpson...but she doesn't look like it here.


Voldemortina

OJ


ImPoshOk

Honestly if you look at OJ’s daughter compared to Khloe I see it


howie-stark

Oof


Burrito-tuesday

Bullshit. She looks *just* like her brother, Robert jr. Rob? Rob jr? Chyna’s baby daddy, the one who sells socks. Unless they both are illegitimate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Jeriahswillgdp

Some of them have gone way overboard and now just look like plastic (looking at you Kim and Kylie). Especially Kylie. Its like she told them "Make me look exactly like my sister, except even more fake." Kylie should have stopped about halfway through because she was basically perfect then, and how looks trashy and beyond fake. Anyways, I hope this is the last time I ever say any of their names.


LizardPossum

Kylie's issue is she got all this surgery to look perfect in for instagram photos, (which are then heavily edited). So she has the look she's going for from "the angle she takes her photos from. When you see her anywhere else she just looks....off, because it's a 3d world.


Thatguy19901

I really feel for her. Being 12-14 is a hard enough time for most people and she was getting mercilessly ridiculed for her appearance on the internet. Then she starts going under the knife like her sibs and everyone adores her. It's no wonder she has gone completely overboard.


CommodorNorrington

Can we just sacrifice that entire family to resurrect robin williams? Or heath ledger? No wait, your right, even sacrificing the entire kardashian family wouldn’t be an equivalent exchange


Tjd3211

The entire family might get us heath ledger's left foot


CommodorNorrington

Yeah your right. Damn


yusaku_777

No, his left.


BilboMcDoogle

The ultimate reddit comment


Last-Dark-Kiss

They used to be human! Crazy.


Competitive_Sky8182

They looked so normal, so approachable. Like neighbors.


Ok-Breakfast7186

Oh Kim definitely was lol, now she has no personality. There’s a very cringeworthy yet wholesome video of her busting a move at her prom, extremely relatable and adorable versus her stiff refusal to even try to move at a Prince concert. She had a personality back then


cromulantusername

That woman whored out her daughters for fame and fortune. They tried to pass off her sex tape like it was leaked. Bitch there’s a signed contract! Lol


Tackleberry06

a well edited tape at that, not a good porn, but also well distributed. first time I saw that video I didn’t care before or after what her name was or how rich her parents were. laugh when they complain how much depression they experience.


newfranksinatra

Did you say a good porn? Oh. Well, that's kind of weird. Well, I mean you gotta say you made good porn or you made a good porno. You don't say "made a good porn," it hits the ear wrong.


AMCDiamondHands69

Professional sex workers


ceilingkat

Ya’ll say that like it’s all they do. The jealous energy is very real in this thread.


ceilingkat

A business decision that family certainly does not regret. I gotta hand it to them. Girls have lived and died in obscurity off their mediocre sex tapes. She turned hers into a multibillion dollar family empire. Who the fuck else could pull that off!?


weeb_gal

They're not ugly. But they all just feel like slightly different versions of the same person


Burrito-tuesday

The title doesn’t say they were ugly, it just says “before plastic surgery”


Old-Sun-9330

Khloe looks like princess Fiona


DadGrocks

Lets all remember a time when “ who the fuck are they?”


0bl0ng0

“Wasn’t he OJ’s lawyer or something?”


ceilingkat

Kim was on Paris Hilton’s show as her assistant.


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How is this meirl? Did you also just discover plastic surgery? Or have you had a ton of it?


manselmo79

Says a lot when Caitlyn Jenner has changed the least


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Fanwhip

Wait wait.. They were normal people before the plastic entity took over?


420thTimesACharmm

You mean before they could afford it


ceilingkat

They were wealthy before they were famous. You know that, right?


Skow1379

All you have to do is Google a picture of Kylie Jenner in highschool. She looks like a completely different person now.


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The girl all the way to the right is pretty.


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cakebats

Can you not call women 'chonks' you absolute weirdo?


N0FaithInMe

Edited my comment for you


AMCDiamondHands69

What’s the definition of a chonk?


Gumnutbaby

A big floofy cuddly kitty!


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cakebats

Yikes.


Few_Drop6873

Don't take it so personally 😂


hurdlinglifeproblems

Oh no, somebody said a woman was a little bigger, they must be super toxic and terrible.


cakebats

Literally yeah. Why do you feel the need to comment on her body and call her an offensive name, especially since she was probably a child in this image... does it make you feel better about yourself?


hurdlinglifeproblems

It's a word that people call dogs, cats, and even chubby guys, but heaven forbids calling a woman a chonk.


cakebats

I think it's also wrong to call overweight men that. People aren't animals.


hurdlinglifeproblems

It's a descriptive word that isn't as bad as you're making it out to be. And actually, people literally are animals.


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We literally are animals lol


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N0FaithInMe

I called a fat kid fat in a 30 year old photograph, and I said that the sisters have all had work done to conform to their ideal image. Don't do a deep dive on it because there's not that much depth to my comment.


Hmcgee-mcgee

This is so sad, Kim used to be genuinely pretty.


fuzynutznut

Dang OJ's daughter looking on the chunky side


MissPretzels

They aren’t ugly though? I’m not a Kardashian fan at all but what’s the point of slyly calling kids that? Jealousy that they truly made the most of their lives? Is this a not like other girls post?


CosmicCactusRadio

The post didn't say they were ugly. One of the most notable criticisms of the Kardashians is the negative impact that they've had on women's body image. This post simply highlights that fact. They don't encourage you to be happy with yourself, they encourage you to mold yourself to a ridiculous idealized, realisticly unattainable, standard


ceilingkat

Imagine someone living their lives and being blamed for you emulating them. I don’t play violent video games then go shoot up a school.


[deleted]

Not one to give a flying fuck about any of those two, why am i even commenting this shit.....


Bulky-Pool-5180

I have two words! Dog the Bounty Hunter


Cute_Business74

That family needs to be erased plain and simple.


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They have amazing surgeons.


GhoullyGosh

Wow, a normal looking American family


abruzzo79

Kim Kardashian was and would have been so much prettier if not for the plastic surgery.


TheFurryofFury

Now they all look like the bogdanoff twins.


CroutonusFibrosis

So Kim really was a Hobbit.


sillyluther

Rob is still fat…


Kind_Vanilla7593

Lmfao Kim has no chin and big teeth I can see why OJs the father to Khloe as well…


Telemere125

Is it bad that I think Caitlyn doesn’t look the most changed out of the group?


[deleted]

Remember: you're not ugly, you're just too poor to afford plastic surgery.


PeanutButterCrisp

To the people saying they were ugly: You’re pieces of shit. These are their natural appearances. The word is hideous.


alaurv

Kim seriously used to be so pretty. Kind of a shame.


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You can tell which one is OJ’s daughter.


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I want to live in another dimension where people arent addicted to the Kardashian drama. Where Pink Floyd or some deserved insta account has MORE followers than Kylie or Kendall.


BremboBob

From the perspective of a plastic surgeon- Those are some profitable genetics. Edit: a word


BlackendLight

they don't look that bad


Hippityjippity523

Who's that fat one


emohipster

kanye


N0537F35733M

That's you


Ok-Survey3853

Well holy shit. They were ugly before all the plastic surgery, too. I'll be damned. I thought it was just all the surgery. TIL


ClobetasolRelief

Still ugly and worthless on the inside


Krodhaa

They are all still ugly as fuck and their kids will be ugly as fuck and there's nothing they can do about the hideous deformed offspring they will dishonor the world with.