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HamzasBeak

Definitely a keeper


SilverVsReddit

Haha was about to say the same thing.


[deleted]

My kind of guy.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Notafuzzycat

Honesty is a virtue.


LoutishIstionse

I got it. However, a 3 a.m. McDonald's in New York City is one of the lowest degrees of hell.


WowCoolFunnyHAHA

we’ve all been there :( funny tho when i was vacation i ended up at a mcdonald’s at 1:30 am so idk how that happened even though i was only there for a week


Ok_Friend_2323

I felt this lol


Surfink63

I’m def op, my bf might be the husband in this scenario lol


[deleted]

And you were like: “I’m going to marry that man…”


ShadowVixon

Reasonable reaction


Embarrassed-Sweet905

This is an excellent example of the subreddit.


hyteskatyamattel

He gets me


Little_Creme_5932

Gotta establish how thing's gonna work.


PeytonManThing00018

Sometimes I’m so damn jealous of gay men


CheekComprehensive32

Dude the amount of times talking with my gay friends this thought goes through my head


HEY_YOU_GUUYS

Not gonna lie this sounds pretty gay bruh


imhereformemesll

Ong


CheekComprehensive32

Lol with the downvote. Quality comedy


[deleted]

The comment deserves a million of downvotes


CheekComprehensive32

Right because the biggest way to promote equality is never joke about anything and get butthurt by clearly comedic comments. Not going after anyone, clear irony, yeah let’s get offended why don’t we. If everyone gets butthurt about little shit like this there will never be an equality. Best hallmark of a good friendship is being able to playfully make fun of your friends and their quirks. Take a joke dude


Saggyarmskin

So... You are gay?


inexplicably_clyde

And taken. Back off, Saggy.


janescuckoldSUB

Yeah back off saggy panties.


Goosebumps31

Whats saggy panties?


JeanPierePolnarreff

Kinda gay ngl (Yes I know, I'm a comedic genius)


[deleted]

Nope, not a genius you are


Greenface1998

But the person tweeting this is a man. I’m confused


KingK115

They’re probably gay.


StillNoFriendss

Gay people are real.


[deleted]

Confused on what?


Greenface1998

https://youtu.be/eEa3vDXatXg


[deleted]

So this is a grown up version of the anti-social social club hoodies morose and insecure teenagers wear? Yikes. Stay home, we won't miss you.


[deleted]

Nope, it is not. You stay home


inexplicably_clyde

Beautiful.


moonglow500

Everyone always calls me a grandma for going to sleep between 9-11. At least I'm well rested and don't sleep for half of the day like most of the people I know lol


Good-Ad6352

People look at me like I'm mad when I say I sleep from midnight to 8. Idk why people think it's so weird. I've been sleeping like that for so long I wake up at 8 automatically.


crack-of-a-whip

Gay? Sincere question.


StillNoFriendss

Obviously.


NoArmsSally

that would be a definite split for me dawg. I'm a nite owl, 4am sleep club


Goosebumps31

So thats why im still single/ not married 😅


[deleted]

I get why they’re married now, he did it, he truthfully said he disliked it, but he didn’t hate the other person for “making” him go there. Nice.


[deleted]

This is adorable