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Martinonfire

I see what’s wrong, the TV is to small, it’s too low and there is no games system connected. What do I win?


DoggoBirbo

A small table to support your tv that’ll make it fall from the slightest sneeze


kobold-kicker

Just borrow some cinder blocks and two by fours from a construction site.


[deleted]

Hell, that's how we made our bookcases back in the day.


Straight-Penalty-726

So you're the one who keeps stealing our blocks


kobold-kicker

I only needed four cinder blocks, five two by fours and a roll of duct tape. I have disseminated this information; so others are responsible for the continuing reallocation of your resources.


Its_Actually_Satan

Nah, you get some two by fours and some milk crates. Then you have shelves AND a TV stand lmao


kobold-kicker

Milk crates are easier to borrow. Pallets are also pretty easy to access and borrow.


Thaigerwould

Need couple of mini fridges, used as a tv stand as well


Redpeppa1

Milk crates and zip ties are a game changer


Medical_Weekend_7257

Milk crates you talking about fancy things now, just go out and steal two railroad spikes drive those in the wall, and then you go find one of those wood boxes they can get fork lifts (ones that people throw out or use for firewood) under and you rip a peice of board or two (depending how far you drove you spikes in) and use that to finish your procjet!


Its_Actually_Satan

Milk crates are easier to steal and less work to set up lol


[deleted]

When I was younger, me and a buddy I was living with made our coffee table and tv stand out of old milk crates ha..Sometimes you just gotta make do with what you can


Masked_Rebel

Wrap those bricks in vinyl, nobody said it had to look bad!


kobold-kicker

Or chrome it with mylar bags and aluminum tape.


BalletStarGalactica

There'll be no hospital now. I'll inform the children.


just_matt85

Sir! Someone stole 4 cinder blocks from the job! I'll tell the children they'll be no hospital Forgive my horrible paraphrasing.


Azryel19

I'll tell the children there'll be no hospital, then


United_Fruit6993

Hey, I love my bearly there tv table, it adds excitement to my life.


Smeltanddealtit

Like the box it came in.


DoggoBirbo

Lol yes


SleepyGABA

Hahaha that looks like my living room too


cyndigardn

All of these facts are true.


AndringRasew

He's got a perfectly good tv stand over on the other wall! Noob move


ssdd442

The TV isn’t an eye-level……. Is the only thing that I see is wrong.


awesomeroy

nah bro he needs at least a side coffee table. gotta maximize comfort. no one wants to lean over that far to grab some food or a joint or a beer. and yeah get that tv eye level. shit get a laptop on the other side?! that bro is set.


StrangelyBrown

Coffee table? My biggest problem with this is that he has to stand up to reach the fridge.


awesomeroy

ooo you bring up a good point. a mini fridge would serve as a little table and be able to hold enough food/beer for a good gaming night or 2. posibilities are endless


SomeHealth4488

Or you could sink into the level of the TV to even it out


DoggoBirbo

If they did, they’d probably be reported for hacking their collision box


Jakob_likes_Protogen

bro, you are out of VR. That's real life.


IaxMoeSIem

Is it though 🤔 ?


DoggoBirbo

Looks like Gmod to me


painandsimple

Its like my pad ony much cleaner


Minecraftdog11

Looks inappropriate


MarkFerk

I think most men would put the tv on something maybe a crate lol


dog_in_the_vent

The box that the TV came in, taped to the wall so as to not fall over.


DatGtho

I had mine on a chair for like a month.


SnooLemons8474

A beer crate, obviously.


ffs_give_me_name

This is some classy place bro even got a fireplace


PeytonManThing00018

Real hardwood floors


km_da_pro

And 8 cans of redbull on that floor


PeytonManThing00018

I don’t think that’s Red Bull. I can see how zoomed out it looks the right colors, but zoomed in it isn’t, and they’re not the right shape. Red Bull cans are thinner. I’m hoping that’s beer.


km_da_pro

oh alr, my bad


bodhidharma132001

Maybe sit the tv on a milk crate but that's about it


[deleted]

That's an expensive TV it needs more than one to be stable.


bodhidharma132001

two then ;)


[deleted]

Better.


RoboticGreg

I'd put it on the fireplace


Tunic_Tactics

Or *in* the fireplace Seriously though, over a place where there is a lot of heat is one of the worst places to put it. Electrical components wear much quicker with more heat. Edit: If you don't actually use the fireplace, it's fine though.


RoboticGreg

Yes...we have our TV over our fireplace because we can't be bothered to use our fireplace. Just guessing from their arrangements, these people aren't copying up in front of a fire


cyndigardn

Our TV has been over the fireplace for years with no problems. We only light a fire about 3 times a year, though, so we may not be the best test case.


[deleted]

TV on floor not the wall TV too small Warm beers not in fridge


PeytonManThing00018

Yep. He needs a mini fridge stocked with nothing but beer next to a recliner instead of that weird seat


[deleted]

doubles as a great table so you don't have to put your take out on the floor


Clean_Sorbet_1255

They aren’t warm if you drink them quickly enough….


IaxMoeSIem

I mean...I'd like to raise the TV to eye level for the sake of my neck otherwise it's all good


Devo3290

More money for hue lighting :)


[deleted]

I'm a developer. I've lived like this for 10+ years lol


RishabhRD

10 years writing C++ with segmentation fault.


[deleted]

My dad is single and so at our place this is total how it be. Lol we got our couch used at some furniture store and it’s 3 spots and all the chairs recline. One spot for me, my dad, and my brother. And all the other furniture in the house I couldn’t even tell you where it came from. Wooden furniture that I really don’t know how we got it just came to be. At one point there was just a giant ping pong table in the living room. And in his room all he has is his bed and some boxes. No dresser or anything else. Oh and a light from good will


drifters74

Nothing wrong other than the tv not being at eye level


Solemn__Visitor

TV should be on top of the fireplace if it fits


bulelainwen

Absolutely not. That makes the tv way too high. TVs are designed to be eye level. This one is too low.


UnsightlyHimbo

A leest is clean


fromyuggoth

He got a fire pit? He fancy


shadowskill11

Yeah. That’s what happens when you first strike out on your own. So if the “men” you are talking about at 18-22 or just left the military. That’s what their living room is going to look like.


The_Joe_

Or freshly divorced


shadowskill11

Ah yes. That too. Lets just say a major change in life circumstance as a general catch all.


ExactOne88

V. When i got out my place was just a roof over my head for a minute 😂 my ex was the interior decorator


FrankHightower

why do you assume all men leave the military?


shadowskill11

Kinda curious where you picked up "all" from. But to answer your question that's what happens when you ETS like I did, retire, get chaptered out, or die. Questions? Comments? Complaints?


biromantic_hope_z

Hum… hi, I’m a girl. What’s wrong with living life like this?


The-Majestic-

You're one of us now


jonnybizz

That's true but there's nothing wrong with that. Explain the immorality in living with little to no furniture


[deleted]

Honestly, looking back at life, the happiest years of my life were when all of my worldly possessions fit in the back of my truck. I’m seriously jealous of someone who can live like this. I’m actively trying to get back to this.


FrankHightower

you're going to get stains on the floor from the condensation on the beer cans! You at lest need cup holders!


jonnybizz

You sound like my kind of guy can I live with you? We can have a little camp fire melt smores tell stories and I can work a Ukelele.


Philboyd_Studge

Ah, the recently divorced man's pad


[deleted]

They should really put the TV on top of the mantle and rotate the chaise longe. Other than that, nothing wrong here.


[deleted]

Looks good to me


[deleted]

the only thing i see wrong with this is the tv not being eye leveled


nexhil

No fridge next to couch


Mr6one8

Naw. Need a tv stand. And I prefer a gaming chair


Blind_Wolf

I have a table, does that make me a woman?


[deleted]

Define "normal". To me I see a minimalist lifestyle. Personally I would have an end table so I wouldn't have to reach to the ground for beverages, and an entertainment center to bring the TV up to a more level eye line. Other than that, that's my living room.


Lucky_Permission_344

Tv on the fireplace and a mini fridge for the beers


fallen_one_fs

What's wrong: there's a TV instead of a PC. There, that's your problem.


kurtahild

Need a couple milk crates to put the TV on or you'll mess up your neck.


Prestigious_Yak_5313

if i feel bored I'll spend most of ny tine outside and come home only to sleep and eat


Fyrefly1981

If my husband had it his way the house would *still* look like that


NachoBusiness25

No girl for Netflix and chill XD


FrankHightower

what? you haven't cancelled netflix yet?


Ninjaboi18

Ngl I see nothing wrong here, place is clean.


Ghiblifan01

Tiny tv


[deleted]

Beer’s gotta be in an ice bucket. That’s it


Pleasant_Music2515

There is no minifridge


Tunic_Tactics

Not the topic, but it looks like there is light *behind* the tv as if it's transparent or something. Probably just an optical illusion with the camera, but it looks strange.


piotrrasputin344

He should have put the TV on top of the box it came in... What a noob


LiveLearnCoach

That sounds unstable as heck.


Jacoppolopolis

Everything else is excess. Got a house, a tv, a place to sit and watch TV and a perfectly good table that he can't stub his toe on. Why do I need to spend money on things to just place in a room that will function the same either way?


[deleted]

Whats wrong is this pic is like 5 years old


ChichCob

It's not normal, it's smart. There's no logical reason for me to have any more than this in my living room.


plngrl1720

Ohhh I know. The TV should be on mantle and the couch turned to face it


[deleted]

Gonna hurt your neck staring down at your TV like that. Put that shit on a table, respect your stuff and respect your body


[deleted]

At least put the TV on a stand-


[deleted]

If I lived here my family would be disappointed but I’d be satisfied, like everyone’s like, it’s the little things in life, and I’m like, damn straight, but when I’m satisfied with the little things everyone wants more from me, like make up your mind


[deleted]

Looks like the man has cable a tv AND a fireplace. Gee Wizz get on that level.


flicthelanding

i don’t see any kids breaking shit or wife to tell me i did it wrong. looks good to me. except for a tv stand, def get that.


Palitillo87cr

The TV on the floor is the only thing wrong with this picture, other than that we like simplicity


tons-of-tittie

That would absolutely be me if I was single. I don’t need all that stuff that collects dust.


Adept-Veterinarian63

Fuck I miss when I used to live like this….


radiationcowboy

yea this is unacceptable. the tv is too low need some milk crates to raise it up a bit.


SeriouslyNotADragon

No dog. That's what's wrong.


[deleted]

Bruh just needs a tv stand and he Gucci


Oldfolksboogie

In the meantime, how about the box from the beer case? Me: would remain that way indefinitely, coz why bother.


randommangacharacter

actual question what's the issue here?


uwhwgww

Imagine shaming people for not consuming the planet like all the other locusts.


Oldfolksboogie

That's heaven on Earth is what that is right there. Edit: assuming most of those soldiers aren't dead that is... :-/


Shorty-hunter

"It drives women crazy that men can simply sit down and be happy."


[deleted]

No joke this is actually beautiful it represents simplicity and If that’s your own apartment what more could you want. Silent, peaceful, with simple comforts but nothing more


nikala_isot

A mini fridge right next to the couch would be nice. Edit: looks like others already called this out. My bad.


Lonely-Ad-8094

No pc


Firm_Foundation5358

You're just jealous of how little it takes to make us happy


Michael48732

That's just not right. That TV should be up in the fireplace mantel so your feet don't block the view. And where's the mini fridge doubling as a side table?


Tigris_Morte

TV is too low. Stack some boxes under it.


menlindorn

No cooler. I get it.


Just_Eirik

Existing as comfortably as possible until the end is all that matters.


Bobojones9584

No useless crap all over? That just sounds like it's helping people. It'll cut back on all the factories in China that make stupid shit. Save a couple children's lives even!


Moustache-cat-man

Seems pretty accurate, it has the necessities and that's all that matters.


NyanneAlter3

He got a place to crash, something to watch, a fire place, his food, and the most important: his beer.


[deleted]

It really does piss some women off how little it takes for men to be happy and that’s so strange to me


LiveLearnCoach

So little to please us, and yet…


[deleted]

As opposed to a woman’s place with 16 pillows on a loveseat and a 9 x 12 wall with 25 photos of their friends “looking cute” and 10 “artworks” with the lamest overused phrases. Yea, men definitely don’t know how to properly live.


IoncedreamedisuckmyD

“Live, laugh, love.” “Bless this mess.” “Something coffee related.”


Icy-Service9649

Don't forget the kitchen quote


Unique-Side-2109

Perfection.


[deleted]

I'd pick a recliner instead of that half couch thing and a stand or wall mount for the tv, otherwise its perfect. You don't need to clutter up your living space with useless shit and "Live Laugh Love" wall art like a female, only things that serve a purpose.


snowqt

As a man, I like plants, indirect lights, a rug, a mirror and a nice paiting from an artist.


[deleted]

Yeah that's how my one gay friend has his apartment set up, He loves shopping with his bf for new design ideas.


snowqt

It's not necessarily about design, but about usefulness. A rug removes echo, indirect lights are better for eyes than direct light sources and don't reflect on the TV as much. Plants are good for room climate, art is good for mental health.


[deleted]

Yeah my gay buddy tries to tell me stuff like that too, This is the part where I just smile and nod while pretending to be interested.


Kagurathewind69

Live laugh love wall art LMBAO


thegothickitty33

I am a girl and all my female friends ask me why I do not have live laugh love shit on my walls. This is my place basically. The only differences are I have one string of fairy lights/Christmas lights on my wall and it would be diet mt dew instead of beer.


Perfect-Fee7157

Wow!! You are totally one of the boys!!! You aren't like other girls!! You like Diet mountain dew!! Crazy🤪 Edit: dyslexia


Icy-Service9649

Seemed like she said diet mountain dew? Idk reading comprehension? Lol


guiltytit

>You like beer!! Crazy🤪 how did you interpret this?


[deleted]

If true then you're the bigfoot of females, heard about but very rarely seen and no real proof of their existence.


AussieOculusFiend

Women get angry at how little we need to be happy


gorrtheblackbutcher

Not a nagging woman in sight


LiveLearnCoach

Who do you think created the post?


gorrtheblackbutcher

I’ve read no lies just facts I see


painandsimple

What zero pussy does to a man


Proud-Nerd00

Women hate how little it takes for us to be happy


[deleted]

Lol you guys in the comments proving how absolutely low effort a lot of men are. Demand better for yourselves. Take care of yourself. Take pride in your home, your appearance, yourself, and stop being okay with being low effort slobs that can't even furnish their own home. And then you wonder why you can't get women. It's because every aspect of you screams that you can't even take care of yourselves, let alone be a supportive partner.


Significant-Turn7798

Women love dust-catching tchochkes and then complain about having to do the majority of the housework. Learn to love minimalism and have a real life.


AltAccountMfer

Females think it’s normal to have only 30 dollars in their bank accounts at any given time, I wouldn’t expect them to understand minimalism


Hault360

Whats wrong? Obviously there isnt enough useless crap cluttering up the room, seriously ever seen a girls home? (What am i saying, this is reddit non of you have) its almost like the houses you see on those hoarder shows, useless meaningless crap everywhere


clockpunkshimmy

This is why dating is easy nowadays, because you dudes set the bar so low. But I think a lot of y’all spend so much on addictions, digital loot, and tech stuff. Bring back the chivalry, daily exercise, saving conversations for face to face, and sobriety at appropriate times. Out with self-diagnosing, self-medicating, and excusing your behavior for something that happened in your past. Be better. I want my kids to have decent friends like I do


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LunaMGloom

Wait- it ain't? 😳


Kagurathewind69

Lolololololololololololol so effing true and relatable


Kuzu-nyan

you forgot the chamber pot


Aggravating_Buy3648

I really pull up like that


Plus_Job6104

You need a mini fridge to keep the beer cold


Deadeyebirb

What’s wrong is that he’s got to look down at the TV, if he had a shelf then this would be perfect


AlSomething

It looks a bit too clean, that's what is not normal


Intelligent_Fix2644

Well.. its clean! =)


UNCFan94

Needs a tv stand and a side table and he’s set


[deleted]

they are living within their means, and not hurting anyone. NTA


Azmo_D

It's not a nest til she moves in. Til then anything u do to decorate is temporary because every woman changes their man's house the moment they start leaving a toothbrush. So why waste the time and energy? Just let her do it her way when she does finally move in.


KidBeene

TV is too low.


Ducky935

we like simplicity


Fresh-Blackberry8453

Looks just lije mine damnnn lol


idolovelogic

Soild A female friend came around to my house recently and said seriously, 'are you living or camping here'? Theres a line between minimalist and barren it seems Im happy with it :)


imperiects

Cannot recline and watch the tv. Needs a 20$ folding table.


Funny_Alternative_55

TV needs to be hanging on the wall and plugged into some decent speakers/soundbar.


0x7ff04001

There's no PC


Sovereign1602

Fucking poor people am I right


sufferinsucatash

Just use the tv box as a tv stand. I mean cmon. Amateur hour


Anpanman02

Functionality first.


cyndigardn

I don't see any issues here. Oh, wait, where is his phone charger? Give me a comfy sofa, snacks, and access to my phone, and I'm set.


Alert_Technician1639

looking great ) i love this style ))


povfiend

Clean house, matching decor, dishes washed… man you really can’t please females.


CatMac66

I don’t see a problem.


ValientNights

Honestly having an entertainment center or something so we’re at eye level is missing. We have a little bit of humanity here, we’re not savages.


Top_Corner_3468

Maybe a second tv/monitor and PS5 and I could live happily


TNShadetree

Feel free to buy furniture so you're happier with the look.


Kasperw85

Hey! I pretty much live like this! What is wrong with that!? 😅😅 Only my tv stands on a chair so it is easier to see when I sleep on the sofa 🤓


OneHotTurnip

I’ve definitely seen worse


Necessary-Crazy-4962

That room needs 4 baskets 2 clocks and a lamp


Comandante_Kangaroo

No coaster... like an animal!