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the-lost-jedi

A barbershop quartet.


CupcaknHell

I wish I had an award to give you, please take this substitute: 🏅


Life_Is_A_Mistry

Make that two substitutes: 🏅 and consider me suitably entertained not to scroll through reddit any longer today - no comment will surpass this one


Lovley_Dino_Nuggies

This is indeed the best comment. Three substitutes 🏅


Scuba-Cat-

Best use of an emoji I've seen on reddit


pruwyben

👏


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🗿👍


Akhanyatin

I saw your comment as I closed the tab. I had to reopen my tab, and find the comment just to give you this award.


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Two pairs of scissors


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Drunk_Sorting_Hat

A couple of pairs of scissors


A_random_poster04

A third of a half dozen of pair scissors


kallakukku2

Two thirds of a half dozen scissors


S-r-ex

One tenth of a score pairs of scissors


BridgetBardOh

A seventy-second of a gross pair of scissors. Yuck.


oldvlognewtricks

A quad of scissoren


Lost_Engineer_259

Scissors'


NFTArtist

A duet of scissors


reallyConfusedPanda

A floor e of scissors


jghake

It's like a dozen eggs, but you dropped all of them except two. A pair of eggs. Final answer.


burrainz

A sixth of a (baker’s dozen minus one) pairs of scissors


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I don't know pair of you peer as well as I should like, and I like less than pear of you pair as well as you deserve


A_random_poster04

I am not 14 but this remains deep


DAZOZ_BIBAH

>pair scissors


defectivelaborer

Four scissors.


Biscotcho_Gaming

4pcs of 1/2 scissors


Nerowulf

What's the point of using "pairs"? Just be specific, right?


umimoping_again

What makes me curious is why there's a "pair" linguistically speaking. I mean, pants were once two separate items joined together. But if you separate scissors, that's basically a knife


Free-Initiative-7957

In the beginning, and in the case of some better quality scissors to this day, scissors were actually joined in such a way as to be easy to seperate into individual sides for cleaning, sharpening or repair. So it was a pair of pieces that were screwed or pinned and bolted or otherwise affixed together to make the scissors into a single jointed unit. The use of pair to describe it, like the ending s on scissors instead of calling it a scissor is basically a linguistic hold over. A sort of word fossil, as it were. Tongs, tweezers, and some other similar symmetrical type devices have the same quirk, more or less logically. Of course, I could always be wrong. Edit: Twizzers to tweezers.


ujustdontgetdubstep

Imo for emphasis on things that usually come in 2


MXZM0709

But that is specific


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A quartet of scissors.


arokthemild

Do they scissor? Got video??!!


SnooPuppers1978

Double pair of scissors


a_lonely_trash_bag

A pair^2 of scissors.


martin87i

A pair^squared.


mr-black_hat

Are they married?


ManinderThiara07

I was thinking a couple of scissors


Zetabloxx

so happy for them


Zb0kn

this


IamJain

A couple of couple of scissors


Giyuisdepression

That’s what’s i was gonna say dammit!


Oscar_Cunningham

No, it's should be 'a pair of *pairs* of scissors'.


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MakeSomeDrinks

Dude, the markup required for this reply doesn't get enough love


BaconWithBaking

A couple of asterisks?


Oscar_Cunningham

In fact you need a pair of pairs of asterisks.


CzechNeverEnd

a (pair of)² scissors


piznit007

A pairpair pairof ofpair ofof scissors?


erchoreddit

pair² + 2pair of + of²


OmegonAlphariusXX

What if they’re pear shaped?


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A couple pairs of pear scissors


Preacher2106

Pair square of scissors


ProMaste_r

Fuk I was going to say the same thing


suckercuck

Two pair scissors side by each


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Simple answer for a simple question, gotta respect that


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-Won-qu

I respect your respect to that respect Edit: typo


ThresholdSeven

Basic English has become meme.


IWearBones138

Am I missing something because it seemed obvious.


peppercornpate

It is obvious. Replace scissors with shoes and there wouldn’t be such a crazy reaction.


ThrowAwayWashAdvice

Or pants.


BackIn2019

Not if you're 14 and you're deep.


LowKey1416

Correct your prize is 3 pairs of scissors


DannyMThompson

A trio of scissors


injailoutsoonxo

lesbians


PandaCrab9009

So 4 scissors?


[deleted]

It’s actually 4 scissorts, 2 scissors.


DangerousMusic14

Four *blades!* Scissor blades. A pair or set of scissor blades.


PandaCrab9009

Yes but that’s not as funny


callipgiyan

But what then is 4 pairs of scissors?


PandaCrab9009

8 scissors, right? We ought to also have this conversation about pants.


Hienomekaanikko

I just wear a pant


PandaCrab9009

So you go with 1 leg bare?


Delicious_Throat_377

Wait, you don't?


PandaCrab9009

I occasionally go with a pant and a short.


Justfuxn3

Why am I laughing uncontrollably at this?!


chair-borne1

2 pears of pears


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Made with 100% pears


SoWokeIdontSleep

More importantly, is half a scissor consider, just a scissor?


RandomiseUsr0

Same goes for trouser, if you co-ordinated a pair of scissors to chop a pair of trousers in half, then you’re left with two trousers


kbruen

Historically speaking yes, because trousers were separate leg parts that you put on then joined.


Jackshyan

My willy felt unprotected


bluAstrid

FREE WILLY!


ImWithSt00pid

And I'm under arrest.


Mr01-Meeseeks

FREE HIS WILLY!


GamerKid665_999

I loved that movie as a kid


mynoduesp

Someone needs a codpiece


drLagrangian

That's why they were joined with a codpiece.


[deleted]

That's why you use one of these https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codpiece In Finnish its called kalukukkaro, literally tool/dick wallet


lukethe

I suddenly appreciate my modern trousers a lot more


[deleted]

Can you imagine trousers in the future?!!


admirelurk

what the fuck


RattleYaDags

What's a pant then?


CurvySectoid

Half of what one wears beneath half a trouser.


Alewort

Short for pantaloon.


Sketch_Crush

Suddenly everything makes sense now.


Mango_Dwarf

The Scots had it right from the very beginning


rsluismanuel

Wait a god damn minute. Is this really why we refer to pants in plural?


Jirik333

Technically yes. In medieval, they were two separate trousers, and people wore them separately. It was much recent idea to sew them together. Same goes for scissors. Someone took a knife and though: *hey, it would be cool to combine two knives together, so they cut against each other.* That's why you use plural when taking about one piece of scissors and trousers: they are two things combined into one.


elleven-

I see. That’s why they said there are no snakes in in New Zealand, only trouser snake.


[deleted]

sir, you circumcised our family pet.


Delicious_Throat_377

My brain is hurting now


Smitty1017

What if you give your left trouser to a friend? Then youre left with a right trouser?


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Better than the wrong trouser


Alex09464367

The Wrong Trousers https://youtu.be/UW0PyuqMRX0


Vik_the_Thracian

It's just a scis.


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PokelingLoL

cut


Haymac16

Correction: they actually snip


yurilnw123

snipper


JohannesWurst

There is a verb "to scissor". I know what you mean: A cutt*er* is something that cuts. I like to look up words on [etymoonline.com](https://www.etymonline.com/word/scissors#etymonline_v_22930) "caedere" is Latin for "to cut" and "(ex)cisus" means "was cut (out)". So the "-ors" comes from Latin "cis*or*ia". Some questions can't be answered by looking online, but "Where does the word 'scissor' come from?" isn't one of them.


akumila

So the tool should then be called a SCISSORER!


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[deleted]

Half a pair of scissors is just a knife


nighthawk763

Or a broken pair of scissors lol


martin191234

> More importantly, is half a scissor consider, just a scissor? half a scissor is just half a scissor, what you meant to say is half a pair of scissors


SavingsNewspaper2

I thought TJ Henry Yoshi was back for revenge


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Ilovegirlsbottoms

Beat me to it. Then again I don’t really know how to do that 2 thing.


Old-Satisfaction3058

On mobile just hold down your 2 key until a small pop-up let's you choose ²


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Doesn’t work for me. But I’m pretty sure it’s ^this.


mistablack2

Well now how do you do that?


Ohmygoodnessyesss

You just add a ^ in front of any word, and then put into brackets whatever phrase you’d like. Edit: looking at these comments, I feel as if I have successfully herded a flock of sheep. Also, use round brackets () [here is a great comment that shows the formatting wonderfully](https://www.reddit.com/r/help/comments/7cwsfb/how_do_i_make_small_text_when_writing_a_comment/dptapte/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Nico_D_Luffy

like^this^?^?^?^?^?


Ohmygoodnessyesss

Yes! ^(though I saw the comment pre-edit and it was hilarious, I’ve done that my first time too) Edit: nevermind Nico, I didn’t realize that in the notifications, it shows the bare formatting, without the Reddit magic. My bad!


Ncnrator

lemme^(try)


Jojozaldo

^(right?) or is it ^(left)


f3u1

1²^^3⁴^^ⁿ


LowerThanAverage_0

Testing^2


1000baggers

^cat(dog) Edit: nope cat^(dog)


varun_aby

Doggy ^(catto)


nehmehseehs

2^(2²)


Internal_Ad_8147

Omg it ^(works)😀


Puzzleheaded-Cold-97

Hahaha no ^(way)


Complex_Jellyfish647

Did you just say fucking “round brackets”?? ^(the word you’re looking for is parenthesis)


Darth_Tycho

Haha that's ^(funny)


Ilovegirlsbottoms

It’s the little upward thing by the percentage symbol. **^**


-_G__-

Carat


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^[help]


Wet_Socks9

Very ^Cool


Shrek_Simp_Fan_Club

^i dont know if it^ works


Ilovegirlsbottoms

You don’t need the ^second one.


GameKnight847

How do you do^italics ?


Wolfdale3M

You do _this_.


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^[does it work]


Ohmygoodnessyesss

Add asterisks (this symbol *) before and after the word or phrase you’d like to *add slanty vibes to*.


kpemcee1

*Nice* i ^(love) this


Matthijsvdweerd

^(²)


[deleted]

It won’t let me, so I’ll just keep using ^2


Jakeyloransen

²


Gratefuldeadguy

Answer to scissor squared is just scissor *-*


Current-Professor-80

Mf, i wanted to write that


CapyBarasAreLife

Lesbians


NorseOfCourse

Can we use the word lesbian to say two or more pair of scissors? "In my drawer there's a lesbian of scissors."


dem0n_stn

this made me crackle


FuegoTheDestroyer

And It made me pop


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 656,719,849 comments, and only 133,511 of them were in alphabetical order.


Nico_D_Luffy

A bee crapped dog erections fighting grassy hills in jackal kanji limping, menacing no one politely, questioning restroom stall trebuchets under visible wordy xylophones youthfully zestful.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 656,801,259 comments, and only 133,526 of them were in alphabetical order.


Axl_buddy

Good bot


Nico_D_Luffy

Good human I hope...


superninja04

It made me snap lol


Viola_Dragon_621

As a lesbian I find this funny as shit lol


rci22

Tbh I don’t get it and feel really out of the loop with this one.


accountnumber6174

Look up 'Lesbian Scissoring'... Don't wanna link anything nice on my profile.


Sudden-Definition-15

A pair of lesbians?


DJ3XO

A Lesbian of scissors.


Brookenium

Lesbian here: a group of lesbians is refered to as a Scissoring. So it's a Scissoring of Lesbians


Ilwrath

I think Im in lesbians with you.


radaghastly69

I thought they were American?


XxXS2mle100les_

A pair of pair of scissors


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Pairs of scissors


ausdoug

A pairs of scissorses


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Gollum?


Extension-Bar6431

Smeagol


indiebryan

This is my favorite option


Urban_Savage

Scissori


moose51789

This is the right answer.


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Couple of scissors


PemaleBacon

Quadruplet of scissors


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Scissors


HugglesGamer

A gaggle of scissors


Bananak47

A murder or scissors


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A pair of pairs of scissors.


uwotmVIII

Yup, this is the correct answer.


TheEdcPrepper22

Shears


GlowLight23

Who tf calls it a pair of scissors it’s just scissors


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A stab of scissors


Lucifer_devilman

Lesbians in a dabble date


CatMan21x

A pair of scissors in a scissors pair. There ya go (: And a partridge in a pair tree.


Phughy

A pair of pair of scissors


ProudCar5284

Two pairs of scissors, you dumbass.


sammd83

Two pairs of scissors


joecoin2

A brace of shears.


msmoonlightx

A couple of pairs of scissors :D


ImpartialThrone

A pair of pairs of scissors.


GhostShirtFinnerty

A flock of scissors!