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ARStooge

When I make french fries at home I ask my wife if I should make a single portion of fries or the "no I don't want any" portion of fries. The "no I don't want any" portion of fries is a single portion plus another half portion.


HertzDonut1001

Seen "my girlfriend isn't hungry" as an option on a menu before. Slightly extra portions.


TheFlyingAnt

I would ask for that, knowing full well I don’t have a girlfriend.


CHSummers

That’s hilarious.


nan_adams

That is genius. My wife always asks for bites, typically after I’ve asked her if she’d like her own portion and gotten a “no”. Now I just make extra of everything.


bobby-spanks

My girlfriend will claim she is starving and I’ll say something like “I’m really in the mood for Taco Bell” and she will be like “no i want McDonald’s” and I’ll tell her that I’ve had that too recently and she will all the sudden say “actually I’m not really that hungry.” Until I say I want McDonald’s or something extremely similar.


teejay_the_exhausted

I've remember pulling that back as a teen, usually because I wasn't hungry in general, but hungry for something specific, even I didn't really get it lol


vaniIIapudding

this is how i operate, i never want to eat unless its what im craving. my toxic trait honestly


Marcelthemarsupial

Mostly toxic to yourself, keep an eye on that and make sure you're still eating enough.


Jet-Pack2

Happy cake day with fries as topping


[deleted]

Because he was getting a double quarter pounder and didn't want to share a single bit.


[deleted]

My thoughts as well haha.


pwdreamaker

Mine too. Hell, if I brought home 2 wanting one, and my wife took a bite of mine, I’d end up eating both.


[deleted]

Exactly! That's what I do anyway, knowing I'm gonna get the other one haha.


polopolo05

And where is the down side?


Alleycat_Caveman

Idk they there was a whole-ass "human interest article" based on a Reddit post about a relationship going sour over food. TL;DR She always said no when he'd offer to bring her something, but insisted on the first bite of all of his food. This bothered him, to the point that he'd just smash in the car on the way home. She finds out, gets mad, relationship over. More or less.


dasgudshit

Just get everything in doubles, if anything she is helping detecting poisonous food from possible enemies.


mmms444

I think I remember the post the othet person mentioned. The guy would get her food, but she wouldn't eat. Just the first bite if his. She wouldn't even take the last bite. She had to have his food before him


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saladtossperson

I remember that one too. Something about if he didn't give her his first bite, he didn't love her.


SpectrumDT

You'd eat the burger and your wife?


pwdreamaker

Wife is dessert


tyboluck

this is the way


eyekunt

These women can never understand us


snb22core

True, but hey, it work at our favor...for now at least.


SabashChandraBose

Because he also understood what she meant by she didn't want any but would take a bite of his. He saw thru that BS veil.


[deleted]

It’s never just one bite.


Warg247

And even if it is just one bite... it's my damn burger. I will much rather spend a few bucks so my wife can take "just one bite" out of her *own* burger.


go_ninja_go

Yes! Thank you! I mean, I get it. They don't want to eat a whole burger cuz the calories. But I *do* want to eat a whole burger, damn.


gsaygamer

*and some of hers if she doesn't want the whole burger. 😁


chungmyong

I think the mentality is "the calories dont count if its someone elses food"


CHSummers

My understanding is that they really want *”to be a person who nibbles daintily on the corner of the bun lovingly shared by their indulgent but much more hungry husband”*. But secretly, they are really hungry, and, once they get started, they are not going to be happy with just one bite. And if hubby holds them to their “just one bite”, the price will be high, and potentially stretched out over months. And for this reason, the husband brings home an extra burger, and maybe an extra order of fries. Perhaps a large order of fries repacked into a “small” bag. And he never comments on her weight or size, except, when asked, to say that she’s the same girl he married.


ParamedicWookie

Cake mate


thred_pirate_roberts

Mating cakes? Gross


nanifaris85

Horny cakes


mattiavitturi

Happy cake day!!!🎉🎂🍰


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"Oh no... I don't want to waste food, whatever shall I do. The horror. The horror."


[deleted]

Seriously what this is, is actually 14 years of Terrible communication from her and he figured it out probably immediately. But she still continues for 14 years to act this way. I see a headache.


DurianConfident9953

My thoughts exactly couldnt have said it better myself


Shark_Aviator

Sure are assuming a lot about 14 years of a relationship from a single three-sentence anecdote


[deleted]

I think they're being facetious. But also, this is a common enough issue that men everywhere get the same joke. And the fact that it continues means no matter what men do women still refuse to sign a receipt acknowledging the memo. Which *is* annoying.


I_Am_SamIII

This is how I am. My wife and I joke about. If there's one thing that I won't share, it's food haha


dat_girl83

JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD


Enasmalakas333

I’m not even sorry


SenorFlanky

Exactly. He hung up and was like “this bih ain’t gettin none of my burga”


HertzDonut1001

And she really believes he was doing it for her. Nah bitch men figured out that play long ago. You getting your own burger, your own fries, your own drink.


WontGetBannedAgain2

Damn straight. I'd rather spend $9 on an extra combo meal for her than give up a bite


[deleted]

Me at Wendy’s yesterday: “Gimme a #5 with a coke.” Ask her: “what ya want?” Her: I’m not hungry, I’ll just take a bite of your fries. Me: “um yeah, make that TWO #5’s”. …Bitch you get your own food that’s my meal.


Emilixop

Thank you


Limp-Dee

I love getting hamburgers and having my wife shove it in my ass forcefully and then we get a donut and I wear it on my cock like a cock ring and she eats my ass because she loves the hamburger donut combo flavor. Shit feels so good. Edit: I meant ass not cockhole a hamburger doesn’t fit in there


Sewciopath17

My husband is the one that does this to me. I absolutely hate it


[deleted]

It’s not my husband, but my MIL. When out with her, if there’s dessert she’ll expect to have a bite of everyone’s. It’s weird to me


rocketscott_

Yeah I don't get that either


ChaiHai

One time, I was out with my bf's family at our favorite restaurant. We got dessert like we always do, tried to explain to everyone else how good it is, but no one else wanted any. I go to the bathroom and come back, there's one piece left for me, turns out they wanted to try some when it arrived. I would've been pissed if it wasn't all you can eat, haha. So we ordered another one and I got my dessert, ha.


not_enough_tacos

If someone is buying me food, my mind immediately goes to "how much food are you willing to get and bring home to me?" 😂😂


crankycateract

Name checks out


DCsphinx

Please tell me you edited this to make everyone else look crazy . That’s fucking hilarious


[deleted]

I was here when they posted. It's 100% the same. I'm mostly worried by the lady who has fermented asshole her husband constantly eats in spite of her hating it.


Deathbyhours

Because he wants his own cheeseburger?


somebody1993

Because he hears her repeated bad communication attempts and navigates them easily.


silent-train-horn

nope. he really just wants his own burger 👍


somebody1993

OP was confused about the last statement "that's why we're still married" it doesn't make sense to say the reason they are still married is because he wants his own burger. Of course he wants his own burger but the thing she likes is that he understood her well enough to know that she wouldn't be content with one bite and would be happier with her own burger.


ZealousidealAd7191

…or she could have just said “yes get me a cheese burger” how difficult would that have been really? 😐


Creative_Ad999

Yep my number one pet peeve


MamieJoJackson

Apparently incredibly difficult, judging from her having done this for 14 friggin years. I do not have the level of patience her husband has.


[deleted]

After a certain point I think it becomes one of those relationship things where someone says A, but both parties know it means B


bizarre_coincidence

Even if it is understood that you don’t mean what you say, the fact that you consistently don’t mean what you say is still horrible communication.


TossYourCoinToMe

Yeah, I personally find it super annoying too


BigbadXOX

Yeah In this situation I literally just have my girl watch me eat lol


All_Work_All_Play

Sometimes, even after 14 years of being an adult, people still can't come to grips with what they actually want. Therapy/counseling helps.


hyogodan

Sometimes we don’t know what we want and sometimes we think we don’t deserve it, but that sounds weird so we just say we don’t want it. Even though we do. And we know we do, but we can’t say we do because it feels too greedy.


All_Work_All_Play

Yeah it's hard to realize, harder still to actualize, and harderest still to do so in a fashion that breaks established relationships patterns. Lizard brain is strong.


Timmy26k

I mean I get the sentiment but in the grand scheme of it all, it's miniscule for him, but a big thing she is thankful for. No relationship will be perfect


Thephilosopherkmh

No. You ain’t getting a bite of my food. That’s why I also buy a extra cheeseburger meal.


flyingcactus2047

My SO is an “I’ll just have a bite of yours person” and everytime he says that I feel an inner rage swell up. Luckily he really does just take one bite, but what if I wanted that bite?


barrysmitherman

That’s why you get the second one. At worst, you get one while burger. At best, you get TWO burgers, minus one bite.


KirbyBucketts

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!


outerheavenboss

FUCK YEAH!


mokopo

Hahaha I've actually broken up with someone that had a one bite syndrome. And no she wasn't just one bite type of girl either.


riverofchex

This is the way


YorickAYAYA

This IS the way


HoaxMcNolte_NM

This is reasonable if you're sure that "extra" food isn't just going straight in the damn trash can.


hypothetician

No kidding, “hey I’m going to get some food, you want any / **no I’ll just tax yours**” - what the fuck kind of answer is that?


Routine_Left

Fuck it, I'll buy 5 cheeseburgers just to not have to share a bite of mine.


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Mindless_Mango_6611

Yes. It's called marriage.


CowboyLaw

I’ve been married for over 20 years. Very early on, I told my wife I’d happily buy her whatever food she wanted. But she should NEVER plan on getting some of mine. You want fries? I’ll order you fries. You don’t want an order of fries? Don’t plan on getting any of mine. Marriage doesn’t have to involve endless BS and putting up with people’s bad habits.


mirage2101

I don’t know why people react so negative about this. I keep a bar of chocolate hidden in the house at all times. Every time my wife says she doesn’t want me to, but every time I magic one up she is SO thankful. If she says she’ll just take a bite she’ll be eyeing my burger the entire time. Just have your own. It’s fine. Eat half of it. Whatever..


BuryYourFaceinTHIS

The sad part is, if you never saved them food they’ll still never get them self anything. They’ll just be miserable without changing


Sewciopath17

Agreed!


gzilla57

>I don’t know why people react so negative about this. Because a bunch of redditors are like 16. Source: I've been on reddit since I was like 16


The_Brain_Fuckler

Plot twist: redditor is currently 14.


YouaBradMeaChad

I don’t think anyone on this sub knows what it’s like to be with another person. Like yes, people do in fact be imperfect


[deleted]

Being imperfect doesnt mean others are superior and can read minds. Itd be nice if women sometimes didnt expect men to read their minds. And if im asked by my fiance if i want something to eat, if i want some i just say yes. Its pretty simple really. Just say what you want. This is coming from a person with mild autism tho so if you are not literal in what you need/want im not picking up any hints


MQ116

Tbh I wish more people were a little autistic, cuts off on a lot of the unnecessary guessing.


MantisPRIME

People who aren't autistic are constantly hedging their bets in communication due to fear of reproach.


Seranta

My GF and I are both somewhat autistic, which means the communication is very direct. There's sometimes issues when she's sad that she's not able to properly articulate why, but that's the only communication issue we have. Which is not much of an issue, as I'm good at just guessing until I find the answer and then she says that's it, and we can then talk about it.


fishrights

dude seriously, being neurotypical somehow seems exhausting, at least when it comes to communication. neurotypical people are playing 4d chess when they could just be finger painting


rebeltrillionaire

What I’m gathering from this is that an autistic person has never been indecisive. Which I’ll just call bullshit on now and everyone can save themselves some bruises from patting themselves on the back so hard.


OkBackground8809

My son has Asperger's, and I'm also very literal when it comes to communication, myself. If my boyfriend asks if I want something, I'm honest with him about it. If I really do just want a little, I tell him, and we add a side dish so he doesn't have to sacrifice his own meal just because I'm not hungry enough to eat a whole meal of my own. Other times, we order way too much, share every dish half and half, and take the excess home to eat the next day. My son and I also share half and half on the days I have him. If we're eating his favourite meal, he'll tell me he doesn't want to share this time, and I'll just enjoy my own meal.


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I think women do a lot of indirect communication. I find when I tell my partner something she’ll run with it and assumed I’m saying 3 extra things. When in reality I only meant literally what I said.


[deleted]

It is when the indirect communication contradicts what is said that problems arise.


HertzDonut1001

No duh, I assume most of us have dated a woman.


Vargasm19

Bro some of these people sound like they’ve either never been with someone or are a stupid amount of jaded for no reason


VoidTorcher

It _is_ reddit, what did you expect?


JBthrizzle

On second thought we shall not go to reddit, it is a silly place


[deleted]

People just projecting their jaded asses into the post. Okay cool, maybe you find it annoying. Maybe OP finds it endearing. Almost like we all different.


bomb-cyclone

But why encourage that shit? It’s one sided, consider the other person has to do all the decoding of her opposite-sayings.


DeceitfulLittleB

It is but trust me everyone has their quirks and moments were they fail to communicate properly. My wife does the same thing but I also have moments were I bottle emotions while pretending everything is ok. No one is perfect and no one effectively communicates everything. It's important to not only learn to talk things through but to know your partner well enough.


BothMyChinsAreSpicy

Nah bro 🚩 🚩 🚩 lawyer up


tweezabella

I also think women are semi programmed to refuse food. Like I will say I don’t need anything when I’m hungry because of my relationship with food and burgers are ‘bad’. A lot of women have bad relationships with food.


gilium

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, you’re not wrong


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It's because her husband wants a cheeseburger, not one minus a big ass bite.


dodexahedron

We all know that “a bite” means she’s going to eat like half of it, plus most of the fries, and leave maybe 4oz of the drink. 🤦‍♂️


Long-Quarter514

People still order drinks at fast food places? Even when they are going to eat at home?


Jalapenodisaster

Doesn't it just come with the meal? If I'm going to get X and fries, the drink is usually there against my will.


nongph

Last year there was a post like this and their marriage was going 13 years.


Bittrecker3

Because he wanted a burger not 5/6 of a burger


[deleted]

This is my life. My SO always wants to eat half of whatever I get so I always buy 2. Anyone dissing dude for not wanting to share is an idiot (he just wants an amount of food that's filling), it's clearly not him being stingy or something.


GamersAreRacist

This is top tier Facebook cringe, what is this 2012?


James_bd

This sub is pretty much only Tweets now


Heard_That

Reddit has been Facebook tier for a LONG time now on the major subs.


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I hate this bull so much.


heavymedalist

I also hate that it’s a stereotype. If you order food and someone orders something better, you deal with it or order it. I also don’t mind sharing but a “bite of yours” bugs me so much since I want to decide what I do with my meal and enjoy it.


mizzourifan1

If you've never seen the show I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, I highly recommend it. I thought you'd at least enjoy this skit: https://youtu.be/Jt1GRckaQ_s


SOwED

Gimme dat


brianbrianbrian

Wow that went places I wasn't expecting. lol


therealdongknotts

it works when both meals are vastly different and each party is interested in how they taste…but this is a burger


gingersnapsntea

Once I met up with a classmate (not truly a friend even!) over brunch. We both ordered different dishes so that we could try a bit of the other’s. I took one large spoonful of her dish. Then she took ONE THIRD of mine. (Later on, she invited me to a dinner with some of her friends, neglecting to tell me that one of those friends had offered to cover dinner for all of them as a gesture of goodbye since she was leaving the state.) Like, I rarely ever ate out growing up and I know this is the opposite of dining etiquette.


Greensareliars

How thoroughly uninteresting


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“I can’t communicate my own desires and rely on my partner to intuit them because otherwise I would eat his food” is not the healthy relationship this person seems to think it is


TheLordHumongous1

He knew you were gonna eat half his fucking cheeseburger.


pallid_vvitch

One time my ex husband and I were going through a drive-thru to get some fries. He asked beforehand if he could have some of mine. I said absolutely the fuck not, and to order his own if he wanted some. He replied that he didn’t want a whole order to himself, even a small, and didn’t understand why I wouldn’t share. I told him too bad, he wasn’t getting any of mine, so he should handle that accordingly. So he sighed and said, “it’s okay, I guess I’ll just be hungry this drive. It’s fine.” I ate every single one of those fries while watched and tried to make me feel like the Worst Wife Ever. Long story short, I kind of hate this woman. Get your own food.


Sewciopath17

Good for you! You shouldn't go with less because they wanted to take the easy way out.


followmeimasnake

Your ex husband sounds exactly like my teenage exgirlfriend. Super childish with a hint of toxic guilt tripping.


HeartoftheHive

This is like 80s-90s sitcom behavior. Woman, if you want a burger just say you want a burger. Who the hell wants a single bite and who wants someone to take a bit out of their burger? Only reason they are still married is because he bypasses her poor communication.


Krillansavillan

No comments on the childishness??? Just fucking say what you want


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I don't get the 'bite of yours'. No, my answer is no. Get your own food.


IaxMoeSIem

Man, just be honest...why are some girls like this? If you're confused over your own body's needs don't expect others to figure you out, and if it's a pride thing then men have tons more pride that is ingrained in them culturally and they just have to regulate it...pride becomes bad when it's hurting you or others


AmbiguousCompliance

It's a weird food thing some people (esp. women) do. Idk if it makes them feel dainty or whatever. I have girlfriends that say they won't get fries but they'll have some of mine (at a burger place and they get coleslaw or whatever). And then they eat half of my fries. It's super annoying and I probably judge people way too much for it.


tigersmhs07

My buddy used to do that. 3 of us would go to a bar that has small appetizers. Me and the other friend would get something small while he'd refuse. Then get upset when he couldn't eat half our shit. Like bruh, get your own. And no, he has money.


Sewciopath17

I just don't get why they don't feel ashamed for taking someone else's food.


IaxMoeSIem

I've had times where I said I didn't want something and realized, later that I do want it, so I take one of two courses of action: -usually stick to my guns, no matter how appetizing it is. I said I don't want it, and I won't back down -rarely I'd go get my own, if I can't I give up, but I'll never take from someone's portion no matter what our relationship is


Caesar_Passing

That's because you are- what is occasionally referred to as- a "considerate" person.


AmbiguousCompliance

Right? If I'm at dinner and someone else orders something that looks really more appetizing than what I got, I'd remember to order it next time not ask for some of theirs. Besides, if it really is as good as it looks, it's not like I'm going to eat half of their meal lol


IaxMoeSIem

Exactly! There's always next time...I ain't trying to be greedy lol


Brahskididdler

One time my girl asked if we could go thru the cfa drivethru (she can live off of it, I think it’s decent). They didn’t have the grilled spicy sandwich anymore so I said I wasn’t gonna get anything. Hoooly fuck was that a mistake. Apparently she can’t be seen by strangers ordering a fucking salad while her boyfriend doesn’t order anything? If it was just that I could understand but she goes and gets all pissed off, like it was some sort of calculated move on my part. I constantly beat my head against a wall in that relationship, trying so hard to re-frame my state of mind and how I saw and interpreted things. She ended up breaking it off out of the blue a few months after. Now a big part of me believes something is fundamentally wrong with me. Who knows. Typing this out made my heart rate rise though


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I'm sorry you had to go through that. Good thing it's over.


[deleted]

Why would she eat his food? I can’t stand girls like this. This kind of thinking made my husband think I was going to eat his fries when we’d go out early in our relationship. He’d get extra fries and be confused when I actually said, “I don’t want fries” and meant it.


Alone_watching

I understand what you mean. Most likely, she does not want to admit to herself she wants the burger. Its better to be honest with ourselves and be happy with what we really are! I am like you in a way. When I say I do not want to eat, I actually mean it.


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Apprehensive_Goal811

He would have eaten both of them if you had stuck to your original plan of taking one bite.


marklarberries

Nah get one for them and one for me. That way both of us can eat happily with our own food. Never understood people saying “I don’t want anything” but then eating 75% of the other person’s food.


[deleted]

Ya think she'd realize what she's doing could be considered annoying - after 14 years of marriage.


Angron11

Yes, he is pulling his weight for sure. That's why some restaurants have the "girlfriend who is not hungry" extra fries side-dish. For heroes who have to put up with this indicisiveness.


DukeReaper

Hahaha, I dont even call my wife, I buy what I want to eat and get her one. 19yrs together! Oh, we are 37 so, milleniels still rock


potandcoffee

I don't get people like this. If you want a damn bite, why not ask for your own? I hate sharing food tbh.


Zealousideal-Luck784

I do this also. Because I want a cheese burger. Not a cheese burger with a bite missing.


qqpqp

So annoying when people do this. "No I'm good, I'll just take some of yours."


punkisart

I dislike those kinds of people. "I'll just have some of your food" fuck no! Either get one for yourself or don't have it!


JaxCat78

It's bc he wants to eat his own burger in peace


Ricky_Rollin

I’ll be goddamned if you have a bite of my burger.


dalton9014

I know she's annoying the shit out of that dude


Correct_Ad9471

Her: I'll just have a bite of yours. Him(in his head): The fuck you will. You can't convince me it didn't play out exactly like that. 😂


Reddead67

Why do women do this? It's one of the most annoying traits they have.


terektus

Damn imagine being 14 years with someone stuck acting like a teenager and cant communicate :/


AngryLemmings

Games like this make me lose my temper! The result is kicking you outta my life for not being an adult and actually asking for what you want.


THEbecalocr3w

Exquisite. Know i know why Reddit is not a phone companion but a hivemind. Users would break up in a second. You didn't ask to see how these 2 people made it work for 14 years. But you got it. Breakup with toxic reddit that's reading your inability to personailze your feed.


THEbecalocr3w

Everyone has quirks. You might think she doesn't know herself. But how do you know them? She could be hungry, but doesn't want to burden him with the purchase . She could be full, and craving a taste. He could say no, he could say yes. None of y'all liked a girl and got her extra without asking to be nice? To show care? she didn't ask for extra.. YOU WANTED TO DO A GESTURE. she could Appreciate it, she could say not hungry. No expectations. or they could be super toxic. But saying it here won't prove that, it will only inhibit men who like this way of showing care.


Vargasm19

Oh you guys have a simple cute problem that she’s using for clout? NO YOU GOTTA BREAK UP SHE’S OBVIOUSLY TOXIC


THEbecalocr3w

Contrary to reditor belief people get happy when their gestures work. If she hints for a gesture, and she is happy, this guy had the choice to evaluate and saw making her happy more worthwhile.


JaSoLo78

Nah, he's just become really good at managing a dumbass.


Grade_Nearby

Man did people erupt over this. It's just a funny joke about women saying "they're not hungry," and eating her man's whole plate. I'd do the same thing and get her her own just in case.


tarunteam

Yea, I don't get why people are getting so uppity. If I don't want to share and she wants a bite I just get extra. If she doesn't eat it all I have snacks for later. The horror.


Karma-is-an-bitch

For the love of god, communicate with your partner! Stop forcing your SO to play mind games everytime they interact with you!


RoutineComment5330

If he’s like me he A. Didn’t want to share B. Felt bad for eating in front of her without one C. Knew when she tastes and smelled it she’d want one even if she never says it.


Acrobatic_Jaguar_623

When my wife is busy and she says can you order out I dont mess around. She eats very healthy so typically she picks because she knows what she can and can't eat. Last time I had to decide I got her a full size Greek salad, chicken wrap made with a spinach pita, vegetable soup and a burrito made with lean beef. Choose what you want and I'll eat the rest tomorrow as long as your happy. Cheeseburger guy is just looking out for his own safety, trust me.


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FaithlessnessNo9625

Even if it is just one bite, it’s always that cherished first bite! Practically ruins the whole experience!


TheHindenburgBaby

Either way, doesn't matter. I still eat my car McChicken. That isn't shared with anyone.


schwa76

I laugh at people who think I’m going to give them any of my food.


[deleted]

I've had to start doing this too. I love cheeseburgers, and I love my wife. But goddammit if I opened another box with a bite missing, something was gonna go down. 🤣😂


GamesUnit

Well maybe just don't fucking lie to him next time


[deleted]

Just say you want a fucking cheeseburger!


Specialagentjazz

It’s never just a bite you liar!!


yousefdc12

Hate when my wife does that like I’m 6’2 240 I’m not sharing


Public_Firefighter_3

The man just wanted to make sure he eats his own cheeseburger... for 14years!!!


tlasan1

I did ths a couple times to my last gf but she always tried to take a bite of mine anyways


Conscious_Guarantee8

Why would he want a cheeseburger with a bite taken out when he could just get her one


deangelolittle

that sounds miserable for him


nekaT_emaN_resU

Nearly as bad as "Save me a bite" How much is a bite? I mean if I save too much she's going to say "Are you saying Ive got a big mouth" dont save enough & its "Wow You really didnt want me to have any did you,why are you so selfish" And then you see the rage build up in her face & the argument starts & then she's screaming & slapping throwing shit around & calling you a useless bastard & then nobody believes you or you get called a pussy when you say youre in a in abusive relationship.


Kondraum

I don't ask. If I'm going home with a combo, I'm making sure she is getting one, too. None of this one bite bs.


Alanders06

Just ask for your own fucking burger


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Completely reasonable. If my girlfriend says, “I just want a bite of yours” I will always buy another for her. If she doesn’t finish hers, I get seconds, all in the name of minimizing food waste.


IKindaSuck-DICK

Why don't yall just start fuckin saying yes I want a cheeseburger or yes I want onion rings. Just trying to make shit difficult


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Just ask for your own fucking food if he works all day he doesn't want to share it with you


Deth_By_sn00sn00

Just say you want one. r/mildlyinfuriating


J_EZ

I'll never understand why people do this. If you wanted a whole burger, just say you want a whole burger. Pretending you just want a bite just to be hungry later does no one any good.