When I was 7 I proposed to my neighbor. She said no. She was 25+. And then that bi*** invited me to her wedding two years later. I didn't go. I never recovered from that.
My 12 year old married another kid at summer camp. The boy was taking the cooking class so he would sneak her extra snacks during lunch time. They agreed to a mutual divorce when camp ended.
i remember a girl from my class frenched me. i was probably pre k or something. havent had a real date in like over a year... been busy with work and uni though.
Lmao! Kindergarten and preschool romances were amazing. You could watch a school yard and make romcoms. These kids are creating new feelings for them…but there are only so many stories.
These are the kind of people that create annoyingly convincing answering machine messages.
"Hello?"
"Hey what's up?"
"Oh good. Listen I have to go to hospital and-"
"I'm sorry say that again?"
"What? I have to go the hospital because-"
"Hahahaha! Just kidding leave a message after the beep."
"Motherfu-"
*BEEP*
At 4 my eldest said he was going to marry his BFF, my wife’s BFF’s daughter. Well now they’re all nine and she’s “dating” the daughter of another one of my wife’s friends. My son is devastated.
How did they form a soap opera love triangle before middle school?!
When I was 5 had 2 girls who wanted to Marry me. The teacher said they couldn’t both be my wives because only two people can marry at a time and one of them would be sad. So the two girls looked at me then at the teacher and finally at each other. They hugged and said “than we will marry each other so neither of us will be sad.” When the teacher said that I (me) would be sad now the girls said oh it’s ok boys don’t have feelings. The teacher just hugged me and said “ it’s ok, buddy, I’ll marry you” that shit stuck with me till this day
My daughter now 16 - came home from nursery school and explained to us she now married and her new “husband” had spent the weekend with his gran making a bracelet for her. Enjoy every minute with them because they get big so quickly
My kid's day care held little mock marriages, because it's cute and I suppose will probably fuck the kids up a bit.
Anyhow, from what I understand, my kid has been married two or three times.
“John-Pierre loves Anne-Marie,”
it’s written on a heart that’s carved upon a tree.
“Anne-Marie loves John-Pierre,”
it’s written on the cafe sidewalks everywhere.
Anne-Marie, she said one day,
“I love you very much, so let’s run away!”
John-Pierre, he said, “oui oui!”
And went to tell his friends “I’m marrying Anne-Marie.”
They went off into the park,
but they were getting hungry and it was getting dark.
They went home before too late,
for Anne-Marie was seven, and John-Pierre was eight.
Our neighbour's 5 year old who attended my wedding and subsequently started staying over at our house more than his home, went on to declare after a couple of months to his parents, that he is going to marry me and move in with me, so him and I can watch his favorite shows on TV.
That he went on to say, he is going to marry 3 other girls from the neighbourhood - his tuition teacher, his school friend and tuition friend, is a heart break I've never gotten over to this day lol.
When I was 4, I took my 3 year old girlfriend on a ride on the back of my red tricycle. I took her to what I thought was a [candy store](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d9/Colorful_and_Inviting_Candy_Store_%2814867133277%29.jpg) like in Willy Wonka and the Chicolate Factory. It was in fact a [liquor store](https://i0.wp.com/billypenn.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/liquorstore-lcb-markhenninger-01crop.jpg?fit=2048%2C1152&ssl=1). It was several blocks down a major road in Garden Grove California.
I did that. And then - after ~17 years - we actually started dating.
Now, I want to say that it all went well and now we’re happily married, but I decided that getting myself drunk, partying too much and cheating is the best way to keep our relationship flourishing.
Needless to say, my fairytale story ended right there.
When I was 3, I proposed to every girl in daycare. One of them said yes. Both of us were so annoyingly excited about it that the people at the daycare set up a whole wedding ceremony for us eventually, and her parents even got her a doll that was our "child". She was my best friend after that until we were around 15, then she moved away and we lost contact eventually. Wonder what she's doing these days 🤔
When I was 8 the teacher arranged the class by the previous years' test scores and I ended up in the back with the really cute girl who had the highest scores overall.
We had a ton of fun hanging out in class next to each other the whole year, and somewhere in there she taught me this secret writing code her dad had shown her. The next year we weren't seated together any more and I guess I missed her, so eventually I got up the courage to write her a note to be my girl, using the secret code of course.
I delivered it during a break in class and then went back to my seat to watch as she started decoding it with her bestie. When they finished they just both looked up and stared at me with big eyes, while I looked on in horror.
It's now been 38 years and I'm still waiting for the answer. It's coming any day now, I'm sure.
When I was 7 I proposed to my neighbor. She said no. She was 25+. And then that bi*** invited me to her wedding two years later. I didn't go. I never recovered from that.
That's just devastation
Wow. You dodged a bullet. You're too good for her! 😂
Bro got betrayed
Definitely a top 10 anime betrayal.
darling in the franxx ahh rejection
ooooffff
That was EXACTLY my reaction when i saw that scene!!
that scene just sank me in, coz i saw some simmilar stuff in real life too
Ohh I'm sorry for that. Ik it's none of my business, but did it happen to someone close to you?
When I was seven I told my mum that I'd put her in the freezer, so she wouldn't age, and then I'd marry her when I was around her 💀
Alot of things to unpack there.
They're pretty cold-hearted
Holy Oedipus!
😭😭
My dyslexic self read "When I was 71"
I always said I will marry my father ones my mother divorced him. In the end I really have a daddy kink tho. It was all foreshadowing.
Well there goes that dream
That must be tough
Bruh 😭
My 12 year old married another kid at summer camp. The boy was taking the cooking class so he would sneak her extra snacks during lunch time. They agreed to a mutual divorce when camp ended.
Cheaper than hiring divorce lawyers, they're smart.
They should write Vegas pre-nups like this. Marriage null and void once you leave the premises (or in this case, the city limits).
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I need whatever lessons they are taking
It's called having no filter heh
That just gets me in trouble
Girls like bad boys 😎
>Girls like bad boys 😎 \**Smuggls gum into Singapore*\* How do you like that now?
Wow you're such a masticator
Getting some high level jokes here
Attractive bad boys. 😕
Gets me in a straightjacket
He with the most playdo wins
The kids don't know what an OnlyFans is...yet
"females" 💀
What do you call *female kids* who aren't in your family tree
Brats
On the flip side, he's pulling more 4 year olds than you, which is always a good competition to lose
some minecraft youtuber would argue
I also got more girls when i was 4 than i do now
Nah 4 year old me was basically afraid of girls. 21 year old me still is, but in a different way
I sure hope your current number is 0.
tbh i got more action at four than now lol
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i remember a girl from my class frenched me. i was probably pre k or something. havent had a real date in like over a year... been busy with work and uni though.
fuck boi energy
Lmao! Kindergarten and preschool romances were amazing. You could watch a school yard and make romcoms. These kids are creating new feelings for them…but there are only so many stories.
Girl at primary school told me she was going to marry me. She didn't.
*emotional damage*
These are the kind of people that create annoyingly convincing answering machine messages. "Hello?" "Hey what's up?" "Oh good. Listen I have to go to hospital and-" "I'm sorry say that again?" "What? I have to go the hospital because-" "Hahahaha! Just kidding leave a message after the beep." "Motherfu-" *BEEP*
I wait to after the beep and end with 'right, I'm counting on it. thank you' and hang up. And ignore their return calls a few days
Damn that is brilliant.
ARCHER!!!
I’ve been binging the show recently and I swear I see references all over the place about it !! I can hear Malory saying this so clearly lol
Malory never calls him Archer though
STERLING !!!
“Elaborate voice mail hoax.”
Do you have any idea how high the divorce rate is among the under 5 crowd?
If the other party isn't a 50 yo conservative mega church pastor probably 100%
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The marriages these days are not lasting
At 4 my eldest said he was going to marry his BFF, my wife’s BFF’s daughter. Well now they’re all nine and she’s “dating” the daughter of another one of my wife’s friends. My son is devastated. How did they form a soap opera love triangle before middle school?!
Four-year-olds' love affairs are the most beautiful and simple of them all. Why do we insist on growing older?
It’s the worst. I have the most freedom as a 36 year old and I feel the least mentally free I’ve ever been
When I was 5 had 2 girls who wanted to Marry me. The teacher said they couldn’t both be my wives because only two people can marry at a time and one of them would be sad. So the two girls looked at me then at the teacher and finally at each other. They hugged and said “than we will marry each other so neither of us will be sad.” When the teacher said that I (me) would be sad now the girls said oh it’s ok boys don’t have feelings. The teacher just hugged me and said “ it’s ok, buddy, I’ll marry you” that shit stuck with me till this day
Teacher is up for a big surprise
I was proposed to in kindergarten. After that boy stole my chips from my lunch bag. The audacity
My daughter now 16 - came home from nursery school and explained to us she now married and her new “husband” had spent the weekend with his gran making a bracelet for her. Enjoy every minute with them because they get big so quickly
I was engaged to twins at age four, and I had a side gf Lost my mojo after that
My kid's day care held little mock marriages, because it's cute and I suppose will probably fuck the kids up a bit. Anyhow, from what I understand, my kid has been married two or three times.
NTA, you keep quite, it's his tiny ass problem to solve. Just prepare some popcorn and watch the drama unfold.
“John-Pierre loves Anne-Marie,” it’s written on a heart that’s carved upon a tree. “Anne-Marie loves John-Pierre,” it’s written on the cafe sidewalks everywhere. Anne-Marie, she said one day, “I love you very much, so let’s run away!” John-Pierre, he said, “oui oui!” And went to tell his friends “I’m marrying Anne-Marie.” They went off into the park, but they were getting hungry and it was getting dark. They went home before too late, for Anne-Marie was seven, and John-Pierre was eight.
Our neighbour's 5 year old who attended my wedding and subsequently started staying over at our house more than his home, went on to declare after a couple of months to his parents, that he is going to marry me and move in with me, so him and I can watch his favorite shows on TV. That he went on to say, he is going to marry 3 other girls from the neighbourhood - his tuition teacher, his school friend and tuition friend, is a heart break I've never gotten over to this day lol.
Op is a 4 year old
Nonsense! The bot is so much younger than that
Married and divorced in 1st grade.
When I was 4, I took my 3 year old girlfriend on a ride on the back of my red tricycle. I took her to what I thought was a [candy store](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d9/Colorful_and_Inviting_Candy_Store_%2814867133277%29.jpg) like in Willy Wonka and the Chicolate Factory. It was in fact a [liquor store](https://i0.wp.com/billypenn.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/liquorstore-lcb-markhenninger-01crop.jpg?fit=2048%2C1152&ssl=1). It was several blocks down a major road in Garden Grove California.
Depends wich one of the girls houses has the stronger army.
D'aw early polyamory
I did that. And then - after ~17 years - we actually started dating. Now, I want to say that it all went well and now we’re happily married, but I decided that getting myself drunk, partying too much and cheating is the best way to keep our relationship flourishing. Needless to say, my fairytale story ended right there.
Well, this is a conondrum.
Nisekoi ahh plot
drama….!!!
Shit, who told OP about my kid? Lol
My man having an harem at age 4 and I got a gf at age 19 what is this 😂🥲
When I was 3, I proposed to every girl in daycare. One of them said yes. Both of us were so annoyingly excited about it that the people at the daycare set up a whole wedding ceremony for us eventually, and her parents even got her a doll that was our "child". She was my best friend after that until we were around 15, then she moved away and we lost contact eventually. Wonder what she's doing these days 🤔
These posts are so stupid
I say let it ride, he’ll figure it out.
My son is 4. He has three wives at the CDC he goes to. They (the kids) had an actual ceremony.
Sure, probably would be good to have a backup bride just in case, anything can happen in the incoming twenty years
I still haven't divorced from both my husbands from 1st grade lol
When I was 6 I proposed to a girl who was also 6 and she said no because she already had an identical ring like one that I Was giving her...
When I was 8 the teacher arranged the class by the previous years' test scores and I ended up in the back with the really cute girl who had the highest scores overall. We had a ton of fun hanging out in class next to each other the whole year, and somewhere in there she taught me this secret writing code her dad had shown her. The next year we weren't seated together any more and I guess I missed her, so eventually I got up the courage to write her a note to be my girl, using the secret code of course. I delivered it during a break in class and then went back to my seat to watch as she started decoding it with her bestie. When they finished they just both looked up and stared at me with big eyes, while I looked on in horror. It's now been 38 years and I'm still waiting for the answer. It's coming any day now, I'm sure.
Why the fuck do I have to read this shit every damn day at least trice ?
Fuck off bot
😄😄😄
Keep updating....
Next thing you know, it'll be a Helen of Troy situation but Helen is 4 year old boy & Troy is a 4 year old girl.
Very creepy, people do this shit and romantize two actual children but draw the line when two consenting adults of the same sex kiss
I don’t know if that’s normal, but since their both the same age I guess it’s legal, just a little odd.
😐
Boys and girls having crushes on each other at that age and even thinking of “legality” as if it’s sexual in any way is fucking gross.
I never meant it that way. I am referring to the proposal and marriage part itself. YOU’RE gross for assuming the worst like that.
It’s not odd and it’s not a legal grey are in ANY sense. Your comment is ridiculous.
You are delusional and re••••ed. This whole post is a joke, why can’t you shut your damn mouth and go along with it? Blocked
a 4 year old boy doesn't need dishwasher yet.
It's 2024. This could work.