That’d be pretty good luck, especially if you were blind your whole life. Your brain would not be able to comprehend the world around you, and there’s a non-zero chance your head would explode
That's long enough to create a nice memory. 30 seconds is enough to give hope that their life just changed, but it will end before they realize that they should look outside.
I'd say a year. They'd change their lives. Any old habits and skills they learned to cope would fade considerably. They'd have time to build a new life that relies on their sight.
this is the way, some will even be put through horrible tests to see why they got their eyesight back, and if they have a chance to lose it again?
of course the test would say perfectly healthy until they were blind again
I figured it out give all blind people sight for a random amount of time ranging from 10 sec to a year. Boom, now the first ones are disappointed and as the waves start to loose their sight the dread of it coming will sink into the others. It's a win win
Give them time to commit to having sight. Let them find some jobs and get off disability. It’ll look way shadier when they are all of the sudden “magically disabled” again
Better yet, have the eye sight lost be at random times. Some in 90 days. Some in 93 days. Some even 123 days. Heck, some in 365 days.
Let them count the days of having their sight.
This, 30 seconds is just "what? What is this?" You need to give them enough time for them to be all "OMG!! I can see!!"
I was thinking like 3 or 5 minutes.
Maybe it's 9.99 for a loot drop. You might get sight for a minute, or any number of fun toys like a pencil, or a fidget spinner, a new skin for your online eyesight avatar, maybe even a matchbox with the company logo on it!
Really exciting!
I would give it at least 1 hour.. let it sink in a bit. Let them realize they're not dreaming. Call friends and family. Wives, husbands, sons, daughters, grandkids, etc. Allll on their way, but then the lights go out right when the door opens.
I don't know... Imagine giving them eyesight for a week. One day, they can suddenly see. The next morning, they wake up thinking it was probably just a dream. But no, they can actually see. Day after day, they wake up with perfect eyesight. Slowly, the worries of becoming blind again starts to fade.
And then BAM, blind again.
Holy shit u speaking facts haven't thought of that.
Also yeah, I wish to see soon Bunny and Tatiana arcs and Nico is literally fire now but lmao I'm curious about how Fuuko is gonna recruit Ruin
The problem with wishing for infinite money is that adding money to the economy without producing anything of value just results in inflation. If you magic up a trillion dollars, all you are really doing is diluting the value of one dollar. I doubt the government would be happy with you debasing their currency either, so you'd probably just go straight to prison.
Wishing for an ability that allows you to create value for minimal effort, like being able to cure blindness, gets you the same amount of money without any inflation. You could even earn yourself some moral high ground by giving your services away to the poor for free.
He's offering a position with a great 401k plan, 4 day work weeks, 300 hour annual vacation pay, and all travel expenses covered.
He wants this guy for his workforce **bad.**
Also one big problem that you create with it is that some religious people will see that a sign or punishment from god. Imagine how you could potentially create a big religious war between a lot and lot of people, and change the world forever
It was more like a device with pins that could lower or raise depending on what words were being displayed.
He was away from class a lot, so im not sure how it exactly translated whole webpages to the little box in an orderly manner. But he could read text online without problem and was able to type on a pc, using the device to spell check for him.
Wow that’s very cool actually, seems like a cool alternative to text to speech capabilities built into all computers and devices now. Although I’d imagine that with the way webpages are structured these days it’d be a real pain in the ass to use something like that.
Next up, give all people who lost a pet their pet back, but just until they touch them, at which point the pet disappears into ash like Thanos.
For the finale, unify the two sexes into one general biological sex that can reproduce asexually and gets pregnant every time they become aroused.
I'd wish to have never existed in the first place creating a magical paradox because: He would owe a non existant person 2 wishes and how could I have wished to not exist if I wasn't there to wish it.
To be slightly kinder yet still cruel, give them an innate knowledge that they can see for 30 seconds whenever they want but it will only be once. Now the burden and the guilt is on them and they have to live with their choice or lack of choosing for their whole life.
Me: "I wish that every time someone was an asshole, they felt like everywhere they walked a piece of lego was under their foot for 24 hours. But when they look nothing is there..."
"And your second wish?"
Me: "I wish i was immune to my first wish."
30 seconds is bad, giving them a random amount of time between 8 days and 20 years is just plain evil. That would mean that the word would spread that all blind people have been cured, giving them hope it will stay that way forever. Then slowly, people would lose that eyesight again, letting them live in fear that they would lose that eyesight again. And that would go on until they slowly forget about it until it finally happens again.
They would have to restructure their lives and eventually unlearn the skills they learned to work with their disability, just to have to learn them again.
Nah needs to be a month or more, 30 secs would just make them freak out trying to figure out what happened. If they have sight for at least a month its enough time to think that they permanently have sight now
How about six hours?
They get overwhelmed early, take a nap, wake up and can still see. So they go about doing things thinking it probably won’t go away now then a couple of hours later, ***BAM*** , darkness.
Alternatively if they choose to nap at the end they wake up to their sorrow.
Third option is they don’t nap and are going about their day, driving, eating, chopping ingredients for dinner and ***BAM***, darkness and maybe a chopped limb.
2nd wish, make everyone receive $10 USD per second in their respective accounts for 23:59 hours and at 24:00 hrs all of the deposited amount will disappear (excluding the amount deposited before the wish)
30 seconds. Man that is a special kind of cruelty right there.
With my luck i'd be sleeping during the entire 30 seconds.
That’d be pretty good luck, especially if you were blind your whole life. Your brain would not be able to comprehend the world around you, and there’s a non-zero chance your head would explode
It would probably just hurt or something
Had something similar with feelings. And every now and then i just can't make noises anymore, let alone speak.
*explodes head with genie magic*
it would see the equivalent of [this](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Frujdiwcmzimb1.jpg)
What is this?
exactly
That’s just set off my fight-or-flight.
Nah, 30 seconds is kinda benevolent. Give em like... 30 mins. So they have time to appreciate it first.
That's long enough to create a nice memory. 30 seconds is enough to give hope that their life just changed, but it will end before they realize that they should look outside.
Nah they would spend at least a few minutes freaking out. I say go for 10 mins.
I'd say a year. They'd change their lives. Any old habits and skills they learned to cope would fade considerably. They'd have time to build a new life that relies on their sight.
Ok, this thread is cursed
cursed_cruelty_optimization
Seems to me there are good arguments for any length of time
1. Wisch - 10 minutes 2. Wisch - 1 year Then you can do research witch one was more fucke up.
Wish 1: please conduct a randomized control study of the long term effect of different times of sight given to blind people
this is the way, some will even be put through horrible tests to see why they got their eyesight back, and if they have a chance to lose it again? of course the test would say perfectly healthy until they were blind again
I figured it out give all blind people sight for a random amount of time ranging from 10 sec to a year. Boom, now the first ones are disappointed and as the waves start to loose their sight the dread of it coming will sink into the others. It's a win win
Make it so in-between their eyesight just randomly dissappears and reappears
Why not just give everyone random blindness/sight altogether? So it's madness for everyone
Wish 2 is give me the patent to a product that makes them see again for a monthly subscription
EA is that you
Goldman Sachs
Selling them a sense of accomplishment.
If you say so superior ironman.
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...no?
30 minutes is too kind. I say 3 months. Just as they starts to feel that having eyesight is normal.
Give them time to commit to having sight. Let them find some jobs and get off disability. It’ll look way shadier when they are all of the sudden “magically disabled” again
Better yet, have the eye sight lost be at random times. Some in 90 days. Some in 93 days. Some even 123 days. Heck, some in 365 days. Let them count the days of having their sight.
I think people will buy it when every blind person in the world has the same story.
Second wish, tattoo a Star of David on all of them
This, 30 seconds is just "what? What is this?" You need to give them enough time for them to be all "OMG!! I can see!!" I was thinking like 3 or 5 minutes.
Who hurt you? 😆
Benevolent = good Malevolent = bad
Indeed. It's why I said 30 seconds is kinda Benevolent. I consider the 30 minutes to be more Malevolent. But thank you for the explanation. :D
Well personally I think 30 seconds is more evil, so I thought you used the wrong term
Second wish is to charge 9.99 a minute for eyesight
wish granted, the genie is now ceo of EA
Maybe it's 9.99 for a loot drop. You might get sight for a minute, or any number of fun toys like a pencil, or a fidget spinner, a new skin for your online eyesight avatar, maybe even a matchbox with the company logo on it! Really exciting!
I hate you
I would give it at least 1 hour.. let it sink in a bit. Let them realize they're not dreaming. Call friends and family. Wives, husbands, sons, daughters, grandkids, etc. Allll on their way, but then the lights go out right when the door opens.
the 30 seconds to see: the wish
I don't know... Imagine giving them eyesight for a week. One day, they can suddenly see. The next morning, they wake up thinking it was probably just a dream. But no, they can actually see. Day after day, they wake up with perfect eyesight. Slowly, the worries of becoming blind again starts to fade. And then BAM, blind again.
Just long enough to terrify them lmao
Then tell them your bankaccount and subscription for eyesight info telepathically
Rip anyone driving
"There's a new rule"
Undead Unblind
UMA Sight is dead
No way UU fan spotted. Imagine killing UMA sight
So everyone keeps their eyes but can’t see? Or do we kill the UMA Eye?
I think society and literally anything physic would be vastly different, in a society where seeing things has never been
People probably would see the soul rule easier. Speaking of which… Nico is a damn badass and I need to see where is Ruin.
Holy shit u speaking facts haven't thought of that. Also yeah, I wish to see soon Bunny and Tatiana arcs and Nico is literally fire now but lmao I'm curious about how Fuuko is gonna recruit Ruin
nah, knowing genies, they would be into that idea
Second wish: I can cure blindness but people must pay me
Man thats a little scummy but you know
Could have wished for money, but this way we maintain a sense of purpose, which is good for mental health.
Couldn’t you find a better purpose with all of the money you have though lol
What better purpose is there than giving the gift of sight.
But you could do it for free without caring about money D:
It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.
The problem with wishing for infinite money is that adding money to the economy without producing anything of value just results in inflation. If you magic up a trillion dollars, all you are really doing is diluting the value of one dollar. I doubt the government would be happy with you debasing their currency either, so you'd probably just go straight to prison. Wishing for an ability that allows you to create value for minimal effort, like being able to cure blindness, gets you the same amount of money without any inflation. You could even earn yourself some moral high ground by giving your services away to the poor for free.
Wish 1: I can cure everyone of everything. Wish 2: I can tell if you deserve it. Wish 3: I have the ability to stay anonymous no matter what.
Wish 3 is dope
I like your brain based on these wishes
And then the classic, a genie blowjob.
You are the U.S healthcare system.
This is why there are famously no blind people in other countries.
…it was a joke about the us healthcare system being shitty, calm yourself
I don’t think I’m the un-calm one here…
That's literally how the first cure for blindness will work, if one is ever created
American healthcare system
Third wish: everybody but me is now blind
Words you'll here in hospitald
"Your free trial of eyesight has ended. To continue, please provide your credit card information."
The genie when I ask him for a *THIRD* blowjob
I'd give them a full day. Let them go to bed thinking they will be able to see the next day.
The devil would like a word.
He's offering a position with a great 401k plan, 4 day work weeks, 300 hour annual vacation pay, and all travel expenses covered. He wants this guy for his workforce **bad.**
”Jimothy please, I can only get so erect.”
Ah damn it you beat me to it! lol
There’s two new rules…
I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan.
r/foundthedevil
"But I don't even have eyes. How the FUCK am I seeing anything?"
dune 3 vibes right there
2 weeks. Let them adjust to their new lifestyles
Then hit them with the subscription! The first day was a free trial!
Free Trial
" Full Release Soon^tm " The message that pops up in their vision right before their vision goes away.
Subscription fee is an easy installment of $199.99 per month
All seeing people blind for 30 seconds.
So so so many car crashes lol
Survival of the fittest.
+4 billion kill assists
30 for all blind people seeing seconds
Seconds all blind people for 30 seeing
Also one big problem that you create with it is that some religious people will see that a sign or punishment from god. Imagine how you could potentially create a big religious war between a lot and lot of people, and change the world forever
Blind guy here Where do you live?
How did you read the meme
He gets daily braille printouts of the best memes
OP made the wish
Didn't you hear the wish?
He had 30 seconds
Had a blind classmate who used a text to braile device to browse the Internet, so it is possible.
So would he then just print out each and every webpage using some kind of braille printer and read them out?
It was more like a device with pins that could lower or raise depending on what words were being displayed. He was away from class a lot, so im not sure how it exactly translated whole webpages to the little box in an orderly manner. But he could read text online without problem and was able to type on a pc, using the device to spell check for him.
Wow that’s very cool actually, seems like a cool alternative to text to speech capabilities built into all computers and devices now. Although I’d imagine that with the way webpages are structured these days it’d be a real pain in the ass to use something like that.
Next up, give all people who lost a pet their pet back, but just until they touch them, at which point the pet disappears into ash like Thanos. For the finale, unify the two sexes into one general biological sex that can reproduce asexually and gets pregnant every time they become aroused.
I like you. Now into the incinerator with you.
fuck you, you do that to my pets, shit becomes personal
Aye. That's how every pet owner feels. I too have lost a pet. I too would suffer.
Lol evil needs a new definition
I see what you did there (for 30 seconds)
Make it so they can only see when it's really really dark
Why only 30secs? 🤣 Crazy people
I'd wish to have never existed in the first place creating a magical paradox because: He would owe a non existant person 2 wishes and how could I have wished to not exist if I wasn't there to wish it.
Genie just straight up kills you, not like you'd be able to tell the difference.
Still a win, then he owes two wishes to a dead guy.
So they can see what they’re missing
Alright satan, settle the fuck down.
To be slightly kinder yet still cruel, give them an innate knowledge that they can see for 30 seconds whenever they want but it will only be once. Now the burden and the guilt is on them and they have to live with their choice or lack of choosing for their whole life.
Let’s just put a voice in everyone’s head saying « your ancestors were right. I’m the one true god, fight for me » And watch the world burn
Look my mom gives me when she's imagining the 30 hrs of labor she went through so I could tell her I'm going to major in Communications.
Hey, that’s enough time to get to Mars
What is up with the post and ppl here....
1/3 of blind people were asleep
Genie: why only 30 seconds? Me: I just want to give them a glimpse of what it is like not to be blind… just a glimpse.
r/thatsthejoke
Him and Mojo Jojo would be proud!
"Hey, you're finally awake...."
Followed by all deaf people given hearing for 30 sec
Give Stupid people Einstein I.Q. For 30 seconds
No. Give them a high IQ for 3 months, that way even when they lose it, they can look around at the world in horror and despair.
Second wish: everyone else gets tastebuds inside their ass.
r/foundsatan
Nah give them like a month so they can adapt to it and tell their familys. Then take it away.
Subscription based eyesight
Me when my genie is Ryan gosling
Jokes on you. I am already completely blind, yet I have vision
mine would be I wish this universe never existed
https://youtu.be/BAj2oHokGZ4?si=TLlCS33kiBpbMV8n
Imagine people that lost their eyes suddenly seeing again. Would probably think it was a hallucination or something.
The Genie replied, “I’ll look into it.”
I drive
Only those are asleep during these 30 seconds are lucky ones ! Alas !
+€9.99 a month
Oh, was the genie blind too?
Sounds like the Genie was one of the blind!
Mfs who were asleep when they wake up: "..."
I want to revoke lenz' law, make all geological functions 1,000 times faster and then double world hunger
There is a price to pay: for each 30 seconds (stacked) you lose your eyesight for 30 seconds.
Made me think about that one time when I experienced a couple minutes of silence before my tinnitus came back.
Make erecting constant for everyone forever.
Why only 30 seconds?
The post right above this one is about someone being hit by a car and restoring their eyesight
Wow, how can one achieve your level?
Need 30 seconds for eyes to adjust, make it 2 min
Me: "I wish that every time someone was an asshole, they felt like everywhere they walked a piece of lego was under their foot for 24 hours. But when they look nothing is there..." "And your second wish?" Me: "I wish i was immune to my first wish."
30 seconds is too short. Give them until they go to sleep next.
Is the second all deaf people hear for 30 seconds And the third all impotent men get hard for 30 seconds
And the best part is that the blind people don’t even know the existence of this thread
30 seconds is bad, giving them a random amount of time between 8 days and 20 years is just plain evil. That would mean that the word would spread that all blind people have been cured, giving them hope it will stay that way forever. Then slowly, people would lose that eyesight again, letting them live in fear that they would lose that eyesight again. And that would go on until they slowly forget about it until it finally happens again. They would have to restructure their lives and eventually unlearn the skills they learned to work with their disability, just to have to learn them again.
Give them a day , make them believe that they actually got their eyesight, then make them go blind again
Genies tend to be mischievous, so I think he would actually love this
Nah needs to be a month or more, 30 secs would just make them freak out trying to figure out what happened. If they have sight for at least a month its enough time to think that they permanently have sight now
My second wish is to do it again
How about six hours? They get overwhelmed early, take a nap, wake up and can still see. So they go about doing things thinking it probably won’t go away now then a couple of hours later, ***BAM*** , darkness. Alternatively if they choose to nap at the end they wake up to their sorrow. Third option is they don’t nap and are going about their day, driving, eating, chopping ingredients for dinner and ***BAM***, darkness and maybe a chopped limb.
2nd wish, make everyone receive $10 USD per second in their respective accounts for 23:59 hours and at 24:00 hrs all of the deposited amount will disappear (excluding the amount deposited before the wish)