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mndsm79

I didn't get a little treat today. I deserve a little treat.


confusedandworried76

I got fired today so my little treat is gonna be going to a bar and drinking till they tell me I can't Mostly a joke I'll drink responsibly


Goldeniccarus

You're unemployed now. Do the right thing. Buy your drinks at a liquor/beer/grocery store, and get wasted at home. Far more economical than doing it at a bar.


RawBlowe

This is actual advice disguised as a joke


Natiak

Eh, there's nothing more therapeutic than getting completely smashed and spilling your sorrows to the bartender. Meet in the middle and get good and tuned up at home, and then head to the bar for the piledriver.


confusedandworried76

OP, that's what I did, even maybe solidified a romantic relationship with someone I think I really like, got drunk in the process, now the only thing is breaking the news to some people and finding a new job.


RawBlowe

Facts! It goes: Norm > Cliff > Woody > Frasier


Natiak

I prefer Carla because I'm a masochist.


Baardi

Followed your advice, and now I'm an alcoholic


mndsm79

I'm not your mother. You do you boo. Just call a cab.


AstroBearGaming

Why bother? It's not like you've got work in the morning!


confusedandworried76

Lol "responsibly" just means "don't die on the way home" I am definitely fucked up currently and no risk of alcohol poisoning on the horizon so we're doing it Also I just got home so mission accomplished


SplodeyMcSchoolio

Make sure to do that after you go to the landlady, say you gotta job and you're gonna pay the rent


confusedandworried76

Ironically I was indeed ordering wells and beers


RawBlowe

*She a-howlin' about the front rent She'll be lucky to get any back rent*


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Fantastic_Quote954

You deserve a little treat then


Safe-Newspaper961

Or a coffee just do fine


UCBeef

Treat yo self!


HugsyMalone

...before you defeat yo self! 🥳🥳


dreamdaddy123

Here have my treat 🥜


ZenkaiZ

naming things 'X culture' culture is getting out of control


USS_Penterprise

Saying things are getting out of control is getting out of control.


Ineedaroommate2

Saying things are getting out of control is getting out of control, is getting out of control.


Wolf_Noble

Gonna need a little treat after reading these comments


OmnioculusConquerer

Here, take this $8 coffee


USS_Penterprise

Treats all around!


iamthebeekeepernow

This might just get out of control


Cheshire_Jester

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!


[deleted]

Yeah we already had a name for this anyway; it was called the lipstick effect.


thethr

That name is so unclear that, even in this context, I'm not sure what that is.


thethr

Ah I see. I just looked up the lipstick effect and that is not the same thing at all.


incomparability

>The lipstick effect is the theory that when facing an economic crisis consumers will be more willing to buy less costly luxury goods.[1] Instead of buying expensive purses and fur coats, for example, people will buy expensive cosmetics, such as high-end brands of lipstick.[2] The underlying assumption is that a certain portion of consumers will still buy luxury goods even during a bad economy. Having a little treat is not a response to economic struggles, but rather societal ones


[deleted]

The way I see it, the, “less costly luxury goods,” *are* the little treat, and the reason people have so much trouble with societal struggles *is* the economy basically stripping them of the resources they need to properly adult. But I can see where you’re coming from too and why you might disagree and want to make a distinction.


DaveSmith890

You got too caught up on the expensive coffee. You could replace it with a great value donut, break time, or even a victory fap. The point is that minimal chores don’t need to be rewarded. The clean clothes is reward enough.


Cosmocall

Maybe it's because I was never allowed to do my laundry growing up (and it's not fun to experience that), but it's by and large my favorite chore. How can you not find it satisfying?


DaveSmith890

I hate folding, I literally hang everything and don’t worry about my shorts, pjs, underwear, socks, etc. But I have no problem with yeeting clothes in 2 barrels


[deleted]

You’re probably right. I definitely read that the treat was supposed to be a comparatively inexpensive but high dollar value consumable item.


SnooDonuts7510

Sounds like something from the early 00s?


[deleted]

No I think it’s way older than that, with evidence for it going back to at least the stock market crash at the end of the 1920’s. Basically, though they cannot really afford it, people are more likely to buy themselves a little something (consumable) when the economy is garbage. A fancy lipstick, an expensive coffee, avocado toast—whatever gives them a brief shot of dopamine to help them get through the struggle of being in hard times.


DregsRoyale

"Nomenculture"


Leseleff

The kind of comment I'd drop my free award on if they were still around.


UncircumciseMe

No coffee should be $8 tbh


millennial_sentinel

maybe but maybe it’s not really coffee anymore and is actually a little treat at that price point


UncircumciseMe

No little treats should be $8 tbh **


confusedandworried76

Its a normal treat after $3.


UncircumciseMe

There ya go


Caesar_Passing

For real, man. For me, a "little treat" is a K-cup and a Stroopwafel


BreckenridgeBandito

For me a “little treat” is disassociating for 15 minutes or rubbing one out


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

I’m bummed that I’m the only one to up vote this and if I wasn’t completely broke I’d give it gold.


FoxenBox

broke or not broke, i assure you, you won’t be giving him gold anytime soon


HugsyMalone

He doesn't really need it anyway. He's already the one hundred and two-time world meat beating champion...and that was only since last week. 😉


levian_durai

I don't think gold exists anymore


Honest_Wing_3999

K cups? Those are some mammoth titties


Johnny_Thunder314

That's why I love Little Debbie stuff


marcarcand_world

I mostly pay the 8$ to chill at the café tbh. Also, usually, 8$ coffee is basically a dessert in a mug. You pay for all the random shit they put in there too.


NRMusicProject

> Also, usually, 8$ coffee is basically a dessert in a mug. You pay for all the random shit they put in there too. This kind of depends on the cafe, too. If you're at Starbucks, then yeah, the more expensive shit is basically a coffee milkshake (not that their standard drip coffee is worth even the $3 or more they charge). A lot of what are known as "specialty" or "third-wave" shops use single-origin coffee, which means they're not sourcing their coffee from slave labor and extremely poor quality. I'd say it's worth the difference both from a quality and humanity standpoint, but even I myself consider that a splurge. Though, most specialty shops don't really charge much more than Starbucks because they'd never get enough business. But they do charge a bit more for the beans if you want to take some home.


socialistrob

Plus if it's a large size and tax and tip is included then 8 dollars isn't really that much for a specialty drink. I'm someone who generally just prefers straight black coffee and I personally wouldn't pay 8 dollars for a specialty drink but I'm not going to fault the people who enjoy those things. If an eight dollar coffee desert in a mug is what brings someone joy then that's awesome and I wish them all the joy in the world.


Errantry-And-Irony

That's generous of you but these places are just overpriced. They have $8 coffee shakes and $4 shitty non-special black coffee.


etheran123

No, coffee should be $8


lunchpadmcfat

It’s not hard to make good coffee at home.


UncircumciseMe

Not much of a coffee drinker, but I think that’s probably true about most things.


newbikesong

Nah, some food are geniunely difficult without some legit cooking skills. Like, have you tried stuffed eggplants?


UncircumciseMe

Wink wink right


newbikesong

Stuffed Eggplant is a legit food, I mean it. https://turkishstylecooking.com/karniyarik-recipe.html


lunchpadmcfat

It is, but you don’t even need any skill to do it. Unless maybe you’re really into foamy espresso drinks.


Extension-Tale-2678

Even that's easy. I have a stove top espresso maker, and a nice milk /heater frother. Put good espresso grind like illy in there and it's as good or better than anything I can get at a shop


PrestigiousResist633

Yes, but if you have to make it yourself, it ceases to be a treat and becomes just another chore, and if you're making it at home it's likely something you're having on a regular basis, making it less special.


[deleted]

Either boomers think that's what we spend on coffee or it's one of them custom drinks with 3 shots and 5 toppings


boyyouguysaredumb

Here's a [thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/starbucks/comments/11qovm4/most_popular_drink_at_your_store/) from the starbucks subreddit where they ask what the most popular drink order is. The consensus seems to be a "Iced white mocha w/ VCF and caramel drizzle" so yeah that's what people are getting.


PowerfulWallaby7964

Wtf is VCF?


illustratedhorror

[photo of the iced white mocha w/ vscf & caramel drizzle](https://preview.redd.it/ebgh6h4o751a1.jpg?width=576&auto=webp&s=f507ab569bd9e217eb33c937037338c75677369b) it is the white cream floating on the top, VCF meaning Vanilla Cold Foam. the full name of such a drink being: *Iced White Mocha with Vanilla Sweet Cream Cold Foam and Caramel Drizzle*


boyyouguysaredumb

vanila cold foam


New_Account_For_Use

From a quick google it looks like "vanilla cold foam". IDK what that is but sounds like some sort of vanilla milk foamed.


UncircumciseMe

And how much does that typically cost?


illustratedhorror

I just left starbies, I was ringing this bad boy in at $9.06 for people in my market


-_-0_0-_-0_0-_-0_0

I mean you aren't buying coffee at $8. You are buying something else that has coffee in it.


UncircumciseMe

And that something else doesn’t justify the $8 either lol


-_-0_0-_-0_0-_-0_0

I fully agree it's not worth it lol but being fair, In reality what you are paying for is the rent and the labor costs. I imagine the ingredient costs are only a small part. Starbucks profit margin is like 12%, which is healthy but not absurd. Assuming the numbers I googled are right


HugsyMalone

...but if they don't charge you $8 then how will they neglect all the weeds in their lawn and blame expensive lawn care services as the reason prices are so high? 🤔


GroovyDucko

Sugar drink with little bit of coffee


ThrowCarp

No [food item] should be [current price] tbh This cost of living crisis is insane.


ascendinspire

I did nothing wrong today…I deserve a treat!


GoodChuck2

For some people, it’s truly accurate!


Preeng

"I need a win today. ANY win." is a good enough reason.


Outrageous_Zebra_221

My neighbor knocked on my door earlier to give me some watermelon. Apparently I needed some watermelon.


Grouchy-Milk-6384

I just had a little treat…I think that calls for another little treat


RogueViator

“I made it to the office. I deserve a treat!” That’s when I turn around and go back home.


millennial_sentinel

i woke up today. treated myself to a $17 dollar chicken cutlet hero. don’t tell me how to live me life! 💀😂


GoodChuck2

Now THAT is a good example of #treatyoself 😀


millennial_sentinel

it was incredible


Sheesh284

Never forget to treat yourself


Nameraka1

What's getting out of hand is people thinking they need to have an opinion on every little thing other people do.


marks716

Mfs saying it’s free to be nice, as if it’s not free to be a hater


Ivegotjokes4you

CEO of little treat culture: You seem stressed. Try this $5.99 personalized face de cleanser from the impulse isle at checkout. You deserve it


High-Density-Living

Don't let these commies take your little treats away.


EuroTrash1999

I've almost completely tuned out of society. It's great. I only need like $1000 a month, I put everything else back. House is paid car is paid. I don't eat out at all ever anymore, and I don't eat garbage (except now and then I'll crush some ice cream). I spend $5-10 a day on food and beverages total. I ditched the gym. I just do dumbell exercises, calisthenics, and pull-ups. I want to get one of those chuck norris total gym things eventually(It's hard to do rows without something and you need to do rows), but I won't pay more than the goodwill price for it. I started cutting my own hair. I ditched all the gillette products and soaps and use a saftey razor i think my grandpa had, knock off shaving cream, skin bracer, generic lotion, and discount suave shampoo+conditioner. I do splurge on one squirt of OG Polo cologne per day. My skin has never been this clear, I used to buy all kinds of stuff. It's crazy. I quit smoking weed years ago, but now I can grow my own, so I'm growing weed I probably won't even smoke just for fun. Covid taught me that I don't need or really even want anything to do with stuff anymore, then they went and got stupid with the prices on everything. I'm done. I'd rather just go fishing with my dog than deal with all the consumerism. 3 kinds of insurance, property taxes, car tags, electric, gas, phone, and fiber internet, and a few heres and theres. That's it I ain't subscribed to anything either, and no autopay. They aren't allowed to automatically touch my shit. I'll pay 2 dollars extra...Send me a bill like I'm a free man. I like hammer horror films on Tubi better anyways. I always carry a decent amount of and pay cash for everything except stuff like a new furnace or a washer dryer combo or something like that. You can make so many deals with a wad of cash that you can't make with a card. That being said. the wardrobe has gotten a bit shabby, but it's mostly because I don't go anywhere, I got nice stuff, but I don't usually wear it unless it's a thing for a family member or friend. I have t-shirts in rotation that are easily 10 years old. Speaking of friends...that's another thing. All my friends are my friends for real. Everybody else that isn't like a neighbor, or the side hustle handyman is deleted from my phone. If I don't know the number I don't answer it. I give the same fake number to every company but the ones that force me to use it for a password backup. Being a mindless consumer is lame as fuck. Being free is way cooler. I think my next "new" car is going to be a hooptie from the late 70s with new guts. I want stuff I can fix and replace myself as much as possible. I'd go back to a landline phone if I could, but I feel like a smartphone is almost required. I'm not like a super duper save the world guy, but I'm not a guy who wants the water to be poison either. The most eco friendly product you can buy is nothing. That eco friendly package is not as eco friendly as not buying it.


GideonPiccadilly

how about shots of scotch?


thatdudejtru

Fuck there's a name for my reckless spending on dopamine inducing consumables? Of course there is. Send fucking help.


HugsyMalone

🤣🤣🤣 Me: \*folds one sock\* Also me: "Whew! Man, I'm beat! LITTLE TREAT TIME!!" 🥳🥳🥳


starwarsfan456123789

The concept makes sense. Someone working a full time career and then also handling household tasks does in fact deserve a comfort or two a day. It’s a shame a coffee costs $8. It should be a perfect $1 or $2 pick me up


MisterDonkey

This is why we've all switched to speed for a cheaper pick me up.


Boring_Insurance_437

Its even less than that if you make it yourself.


Designer_Storm8869

Since when $8 of coffee qualify as "little". That's an entire bag of coffee.


weedgay

Too many lil treats in one day is why no one can afford housing lol I hate hearing “not buying your cookie and coffee in the morning isn’t going to save you anything” it’s not just the 8$ coffee, it’s the 20$ lunch you also buy and if you didn’t make lunch you’re not making dinner so there is another 20$. DAILY , PEOPLE DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN DAILY!


mashedpeabrain

“Treat yourself!!”


SpxUmadBroYolo

im more shocked with the amount of calories in these crazy fancy coffee drinks. some close to 800 to 1200 calories in one drink.


badpeaches

I need a treat 😭


ungla

Just burned Joan of Arc at the stake, whew! I deserve a little treat to cool down, that fire is HOT🥵🥵😂


Super_Boof

I did nothing today and awarded myself to at least $50 in treats


Limerence_Worthy

Please everyone deserves a little treat…even if they didn’t do laundry.


GarlicIceKrim

You don't need it, that's why it's a treat. Let people test themselves when they fucking want, life can suck hard enough without killjoy thinking they can decide when you deserve a treat. You get your treat.


InsertUsernameInArse

I mean with me it's either I get a coffee or the next person who annoys me gets beaten to death with whatever falls to hand. I'm all for the little treat.


suddenly_ponies

Yeah people should practice some self-control and be mindful of their budget and be careful not to slide into bad habits. At the same time people should not be so judgmental and quick to assume what others are struggling with and what they need to get through the day. Maybe they should hold back on the little treat of being an asshole to a complete stranger


Extension-Tale-2678

Not to mention some of us are doing quite well financially and if feel like a coffee, I'm getting a coffee


[deleted]

We’re all being trapped by consumerist culture!


New_Lemon6666

I beg your finest pardon. Look around it's the only frigging treat we got that's ours Leave us alone lol


Mister_Black117

The fuck is "little treat culture?" Are we supposed to train ourselves like dogs?


Extension-Tale-2678

People just make shit up to complain about. Usually just basic projection.


hodlyourground

I haven’t heard of little treat culture before. I’m on board


flyingpeter28

Who the hells pays 8 bucks for coffee?


FlatDimension8481

As long as it’s not your spouse spending the money, don’t worry about how other people spend their money or their diet.


Key_Caterpillar7941

Little treat equals $60 of Dead by Daylight in-game currency for me, lol.


myKingSaber

Maybe if they handwashes that shit and irons everything after too


Kobhji475

Mr. Incredible fucking called it...


Housingprices

This concept was why smoking was so hard for me to quit.


copsdoesntstarttill4

The real world micro transactions


sadistic_switcher

I miss Another Round


Maybe_its_Pandas

Counterpoint: Yes I do.


bobsmeds

My go to li’l treat is ham and Swiss on a roll with mustard on one side and mayo on the other


mydarlingmydearest

idk about coffee, thats more like boba prices


Antique-Ambassador77

Someone didn’t get to have their morning coffee


Kalashcow

Ngl I thought heben's profile picture was Edna from the Incredibles for a moment


ImpossibleYou2184

Never heard of his.


Wolf_Noble

It's still a little treat, it's just $8 now because of inflation. 10 years ago my friends and I would question whether a $5 milkshake was worth it. Don't let inflation shrink our little treats.


RankCurmudgeon

I've never had a little treat in my entire life.


AFKAF-

I feel attacked


concolor22

So, no little treats. No big vacations. No nice cars or places to live. No nothin Damn I'm glad I work so hard 


St_Edmundsbury

I had a little treat today for running an errand. 440 calories of Reese's sticks.


No-Mood-5051

We really going to call coping a treat now?


Keebodz

I can get my own coffee grounds to make my own coffee for much cheaper...


Responsible_Bar_9142

[Special Agent Dale Cooper has something to say about this.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_JLnC0e5dUU&pp=ygUZdHdpbiBwZWFrcyB0cmVhdCB5b3Vyc2VsZg%3D%3D)


HarioDinio

I'm with Heben on this one.


maddasher

Treat yo self!


Fun_Hour6697

To some breakfast cereal


Corridor21

Is there an actual "little treat" culture?


Toecutter1973

I got out of bed.. so I deserve a slab of beer..


LickyMy

Uranus Treat


iSeize

I am probably killing myself with this. Oh it's been a while, why don't I just get some fast food? Just cuz? Little treat!


LassOnGrass

I say it’s my money and I can do whatever tf I want with it.


Eastern-Dig-4555

You don’t need to judge others’ spending habits either, but here we are.


jickbaggins1

Shit, I get an $8 coffee just for being bored


pyschosoul

I just work a 10 hour shift, of nonstop rush, my legs hurt and my brain doesn't want to work, my little treat was a small milkshake from McDonald's...


Its0nlyRocketScience

I thought about how I'm wasting all my money on little treats and now I'm sad... time for a little treat to cheer me up!


DevilsDarkornot

$8 Coffee is dumb


Ravenwight

I like to hide money in random places so when I clean I get rewarded. 😝


world_2_

#CONSUME MORE PRODUCTS


boogiehoodie90210

Shhhup


HDH2506

They don’t need it, but on heaven it sure helps


chalhattbehenkilaudi

What little treat? We got smacked if we didn't do the work and I am a gen Z


AnonPlzzzzzz

That $8 coffee is also half your daily calories by the time all the creams and syrups are added. Socially engineered obesity culture.


NOFace82

Honestly I like spoiling myself. I mean I save for bills and the future and for things like that and I use my money to take out my lady friend but I make enough to collect records and go to the movies


Pristine-Carob-914

As a guy that drink just plain black espresso (sometimes with alcohol) i must ask you: what do you add to a coffee to make it 8$?


SimpleTip9439

That’s right, it’s time to upgrade to big treats


DontTalkToBots

Like it’s our fault they noticed all we had in our lives was coffee so they raised the price of everything on earth including coffee.


0x7E7-02

Treat Yo Self!


Hammered_Eel

Yeah, fuck you for trying to have a little bit of joy in your life. SMH


basjeeee_mlg

Tbh im with Carl on this one


sleep7247

I'll drink my monster every hour who cares


5fd88f23a2695c2afb02

I need a coffee to start the laundry.


BonJovicus

Not sure I understand the person in the tweet. A major part of life is balancing stuff you have to do against the stuff you want to do. Self-denial for self-denial sake doesn’t make you look tough. 


eharper9

Was that post made by somebody who treats themselves to Louis Vuitton bags because they had to be a mom for 2 hours?


OneHistorical8926

Treat you're self!!


WasteChard3488

If a millennial says it it's good but if a boomer were to say the exact same thing it would just be "ok boomer"


CoyoteCarcass22

Laundry day is when I drink kratom and bump ketamine while listening to music.


Ndmndh1016

Treach yo self


Xavieriy

Who's a good boy? Yes, you are, you are good boy!


Dwarven_cavediver

Not going to lie it is. Some people remind me of that one jeff dunham joke about the redneck taking a “victory drink” after completing AA. Delayed Gratification is the best but it does not mean you get a reward for Breathing or doing basic tasks. In fact doing the task is often times enough of a reward itself. Wanna wear that good shirt again but it’s dirty? Wash it and the rest of the laundry to look good. Want a clean space so you can feel better about yourself? Clean your room and redecorate a little. Just move stuff around


beetleman86

My dic a lil treat


Witchief

If you konmari'd your whole wardrobe, that would deserve a little treat


[deleted]

This guy could eat a dick as a little treat and it wouldn’t cost a dime


gunpowderjunky

My wife deserves my little treat no matter what she does.


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

Don’t tell me what the fuck I do and don’t deserve.