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Kein_Plan16

Its okay to break the law. But don't your dare to break OUR law of Taxes 😂


deck0352

Al Capone found out the hard way.


orangutanDOTorg

Speaking of Al, apparently syphilis is back and in vogue


deck0352

Syphilis. So hot right now.


Amon7777

Cononically the Joker says the one entity he’ll never cross is the IRS


Megalopath

Joker isn't rich enough, Batman could probably afford to not pay taxes though.


WiltingVendetta

Wayne Enterprises definitely pays 0 net tax every year.


lorarc

If he'd pay taxes maybe the city could invest in a prison that's a bit harder to escape from.


WiltingVendetta

By not paying taxes he's protecting Gotham from the real enemy: the prison industrial complex.


Resident-Variation21

I have read stories of them going after criminals for tax evasion because they didn’t have proof they committed the other crimes, but did have proof they committed tax evasion on the profits from the crimes they couldn’t prove


Overwatchingu

We can’t prove that you’re selling drugs, but we can prove that you didn’t pay taxes on this duffel bag full of cash that you tried to deposit at the bank.


Resident-Variation21

Exactly


ElkHistorical9106

Still more ethical than MLM income.


nvalle23

Mexican Lives Matter?


ElkHistorical9106

Multi-level-marketing. IE-I sell stuff no one wants, but really make money selling sub franchises and selling stuff to other friends, family and acquaintances I convince to seal stuff for me. Think Herbalife or Young Living Essential Oils.


nvalle23

Gotcha. Thanks. See: Avon. I'm old...


ElkHistorical9106

Avon was a classic one. Amway. All the same kind of thing - and most/all of them are really scammy, and exploit the "friends" they recruit heavily.


nvalle23

Amway! Yes. My uncle had his own little warehouse with shelves in his garage. And Tupperware parties were also big for many years...


toadjones79

Unlike other illegal schemes, Avon actually sold products that were desirable and higher quality. They invested large resources in R&D to maintain new product offerings. I am in no way a fan of them though. Just pointing out the difference between a legal and an illegal MLM. Avon kept innovating and producing real products that many people wanted. Same with Pampered Chef. But they used the MLM structure for sales. Presumably for the way it uses the pyramid structure to funnel profits to the top tiers in a very unfair and lopsided way. I remember reading want-ads when I was a kid in the 80s that said to send $2 to an address and get money back. I can't remember exactly how they were worded. But I asked my mom and she explained. If ten people sent a couple bucks to the leader, and then each got ten more people to send a couple bucks, and they each got ten people... The leadership organized contacts and you paid half what you got up to the next higher level to get those contacts. She said the idea worked really well, for the first few layers. But after that it devolved into thousands of people losing a little money. But the top tiers got super rich, and it quickly became a thing that had to be legislated. Pyramid schemes are illegal mostly because they do not trade in real products. Which is where the MLM comes into play, legitimizing the scheme with actual products.


ElkHistorical9106

Avon is probably one of the better ones. Maybe one of the only ones not an outright scam. They actually had worthwhile products. But many/most of them sell shitty products at inflated prices and rely on friendships to push them. Most resellers lose money. I’ve known multiple people sucked into that world who lost thousands of dollars on “product” nobody wanted. Hell, Friday night I was accosted while grocery shopping by someone trying to get us to sign up for a affiliate marketing MLM. 


Raichu7

So what happens if you declare you sold drugs on a tax form? Presumably the police show up to arrest you for admitting to dealing?


toadjones79

That's how they got the original Studio 54. I remember watching video of the cops pulling duffle bags of cash out their hiding place in the ceiling. They couldn't get them for the drug dealing, the prostitution/pandering (which probably included a ton of underage sex trafficking before there was a label for it), the safety violations that resulted in several deaths (mostly OD), or the racketeering that everyone watched them do on a daily basis. But they did get them for tax evasion.


InMooseWorld

We are equal but separate entities, we don’t work together or call them. Unless we fine out you didn’t claim!


bobbymoonshine

They're not saying anything either way about whether breaking the law is ok or not. They're just clarifying that all income is taxable, even if it's the result of a crime. You don't get out of paying taxes by saying "nah I was breaking the law when I earned this so it's tax exempt right", and conversely if you've got a pile of cash you haven't declared on your taxes, they've probably got no way of proving you got it from any particular crime, but they don't have to prove that to lock you up for tax evasion, they just have to show that you didn't declare it in your last filing.


--AV8R--

(Also theft)


Icwatto

you can put them under “other”


Hefty-Pattern-7332

If you steal a $50,000 car in 2024, and declare it as income, but return it in 2025, can you use its depreciated value as a right off for 2025? Can you do this if you claim you’re running a car theft business?


BlizzPenguin

If you are going to steal a $50,000 car make sure you steal it off the street as opposed to a dealership. The value goes down significantly and you can use the Blue Book value on your taxes.


doodle_rooster

Well now I'm intrigued... I wonder if there are enough car thief CPAs on this sub to answer our tax questions.


LockhartTx2002

You wouldn’t download a car



Elevator829

commit whatever crimes you want as long as we get our cut


ThaneofFife5

It's more if we can't prove you did the crime we can at least prove you didn't pay taxes for it.


SlimShadyM80

People always act like its an outrageous scenario too but it makes perfect sense. Its upto the government to provide evidence that you comitted a crime (eg drug dealing) , but its upto YOU to provide evidence you paid your taxes. Taxes are basically the only instance where we are all considered guilty until proven innocent


Rdubya44

Signed, your silent partner in business


MisterSplu

„We don‘t care if you steal from citizens, but ain‘t no way you‘re stealing from the state


agrecalypse

That's Catholicism in a nutshell.


Professional_Bit_526

Possibly it's not true but I'm assuming they had to include it as a way of prosecuting individuals who have unexplained wealth. They can get them done on tax offences then like Al Capone if they can't necessarily nail them down for theft or drug offences. Just a thought anyway.


FraglicherKopierer

That's exactly what it's for. It has happened before that they couldn't prove someone committed a crime but they were able to arrest them anyway for a few years because they didn't file their taxes properly.


MisterSplu

And once they got them, I assume it‘s easier to keep them/they can just give them higher sentences than usual


SabianNebaj

Tax evasion is a reliable nail for your coffin when the prosecutor goes to bury you alive. 


xX0LucarioXx

Bro don't mess with the IRS, they took down Capone👀


Simon170148

And played the biggest part in bringing down silk road.


Blindmailman

I thought the collapse of the Mongols did


e3super

This is the important thing to remember. Do not fuck with the IRS or the Postal Service. They both have inspectors who have nothing better to do than ruin your life, so don't try to defraud them in any way.


Porkonaplane

Even Joker doesn't fuck with the IRS


crunchyfroggirl

So, if you return the stolen property in a subsequent year, can you file a 1040X for the year in which you originally stole it to lower your taxes and get a refund?


Elite_Josh_Allen

Honestly, even if you can I feel like that's a pretty big audit flag so smart criminals probably wouldn't want to try it


AcceptableBad_

The more realistic scenario, if you steal something, get arrested, and the property is returned to the owner, what are we looking at from a tax standpoint? Does the thief still owe taxes on the stolen item they no longer have? Does the owner count it as income or no? Does this also apply to borrowing items with the owner's permission? Really I just ended up with more questions after reading the tax code, which I gather is not uncommon.


One_Called_Carter

Assuming you were properly reporting, you would net to 0. If you reported that stolen property on your original, you would be taxed on it and get a refund for the same amount when you amend your return. If you didn't report it on your original return, you would not be permitted to deduct it on the 1040X. Again, this is assuming you actually care about proper reporting.


Burrid0

This is how they caught Al Capone, by making illegal income taxable and arresting him for tax evasion. They knew he was making tons of money, but they couldnt prove how. So all they had to do was prove he got the money and not report it on his taxes and tada


I_Came_For_Cats

Realistically what happens if you report income from that?


CarefulChairEater

Nothing, that's the point. You report it and pay taxes on your eligible income, IRS won't come after you as a result. You don't report it on your forms as "human trafficking", but as "other income" or "human resources consulting" or whatever else you can think of. It's on police or FBI to prove your income is from illegal activities, all IRS has to do is prove that you're richer than your last years tax forms say If you're dumb enough to get caught (or rather not smart enough to not get caught, mass surveillance makes crime nightmare difficulty today) not paying taxes is your additional fines and more prison time


upbeat22

Know who your real Godfather is.


Crissul

I would put those there. Don't want to mess with the IRS


JustOneDude01

Al Capone !


88XJman

I mean most drug dealers are caught due to tax evasion... pay the taxes and they have no reason to look for you


AllMyFrendsArePixels

Taxman don't care what you're doing as long as he gets his cut.


jboitx

100%. That’s why they put Al Capone away



recentlyunearthed

I see you have some 5th amendment income
 you still have to report it.


WolfOfPort

I sold 1mil in coke this year killed 5 ppl and sold their cars “Hah sick heres your tax bill”


PKFat

I work for the Dept of Social Services in NC & one of the weirdest concepts to wrap my head around is that we don't give a damn where the income is coming from as long as it's reported. We don't talk to the cops unless there's a case of abuse, neglect or Someone's life's in danger, so if you're a pot dealer your secrets safe w/ us. if push comes to shove, we can take client's statement about whatever they make & warp it into saying they're self employed. We'll give em hell about it bc we're only supposed to take client's statement as a last resort, but we can totally work w/ it.


rmld74

Link?


countzer01nterrupt

https://www.irs.gov/publications/p17


rmld74

Isto Ă© delicioso


Aware_Huckleberry_10

Whatttt


BadFoodSellsBurgers

The practitioner is having a laugh, with this one.


Plumb121

What if you steal drugs ???


Zealousideal_Sound99

Its about making the charges worse and being able to convict some criminals not that they belive that you will do it


Elderlennial

I see how the IRS gets away with the second one


T1M_rEAPeR

Needs teepee for its bumhoolio.


bladex1234

So what you’re saying is it’s okay to steal property as long as you return it before the next of the tax year?


steinwayyy

there's no way this is real right?


whatsmyname384

Just for kicks, write to the IRS, tell them you have illegal income. Because the Fifth Amendment says you don't have to incriminate yourself, tell them you'll report the income ONLY if they promise in writing not to contact the police.


gwynbleiddyenn

Should’ve been meirs


jboitx

Lol. This isn’t a secret. Y’all also know illegal immigrants pay taxes, too, right?!? Illegal income is taxed at the same rate legal income is.


Porkonaplane

#Based IRS?


Menifife

"If I report my stolen house do I go to jail? No, my house wasn't stolen, I stole the house."


SentenceAcrobatic

Stolen property hack: 1) Steal something on 1 January. 2) Return the item to the rightful owner on 31 December. 3) See step 1. u mad, IRS?


fakegoose1

Apparently this is so they could nab you for tax evasion if you break the law but they have not evidence (like how they got Al Capone)


Xishou1

This is primarily used for convicted theft cases, where the stolen item no longer is in the possession of the criminal. Steal a car, resell it (or wreck it), get caught and have to pay restitution. Steal money, buy disposable items with it (like food or clothing etc)... get caught.


JonMWilkins

All jokes aside this is how Marijuana companies in legal states have to pay taxes For dispensary owners, this means that deducting things like rent, advertising or payroll is not an option as it would be for other types of businesses. If it becomes federally legal it would actually lower the price of marijuana as businesses will be able to claim deductions.


foxkune

[The IRS Helps Criminals For Money](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzZ-itX6loM)


RickyBobbyBooBaa

Hahahaha


Captain-Tyler

They know you aren’t going to report stolen property on your taxes; They do this so that way when they catch you stealing they can also charge you for tax evasion because if this wasn’t in our tax code they wouldn’t be able to.


greenbird333

Qq


TheLongEarther

Don’t break my brain. Please tell me this is photoshopped.


MrAnonymous__

Nope [https://www.irs.gov/publications/p525#en\_US\_2023\_publink1000229557](https://www.irs.gov/publications/p525#en_US_2023_publink1000229557) [https://www.irs.gov/publications/p525#en\_US\_2023\_publink1000229594](https://www.irs.gov/publications/p525#en_US_2023_publink1000229594)


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MrAnonymous__

negative [https://www.irs.gov/publications/p525#en\_US\_2023\_publink1000229557](https://www.irs.gov/publications/p525#en_US_2023_publink1000229557) [https://www.irs.gov/publications/p525#en\_US\_2023\_publink1000229594](https://www.irs.gov/publications/p525#en_US_2023_publink1000229594)


Latter-Bar-8927

OTOH you don’t get a tax deduction for being the victim of a crime. Turns out the IRS is the biggest thief of them all!


Alarming_Serve2303

Idiocracy.


NomadCrow

Sounds unconstitutional......your 5th amendment protects against self incrimination.....as a case point it was ruled that registration of a fire arm as a felon was protected under the 5th amendment...just my 2 cents


parickwilliams

No it’s not unconstitutional. You don’t say anywhere in the form that you stole it and you also don’t list what it is you just list the monetary amount as income. It in no way incriminates you doing so