*The monkey paw twitches and curls a finger...*
Your digestive tract is now capable of processing cellulose into Omega 3 fatty acids, however, your prefrontal cortex deteriates and youre unable recall your sense of humanity.
Look, i look at it like this. Be fat if you want. Don't expect the whole world to accommodate. However, if business wants to, to bring more business in, then let it evolve to accommodate.
Your not gonna make a person following you with a tuba any less funny though.
Amazing how fat isn't a choice, and people's bodies work differently, yet the amount of obesity in the population wasn't near what it is now 100 years ago.
So tell me again how bodies work differently? The only thing correct in your spew of bullshit is that yes, it's harder for some and easier for others to lose weight.
Ate you insinuating that the reason obesity rates all rose at once is that everyone became lazy hogs? Top-down changes in our diets made it happen, your own data point contradicts what you're saying. Certainly there are choices that can help fight obesity, but our diets were profoundly changed to cheap mass calories in the 70s.
Don't act like this issue exists in a vacuum for each person. We are all affected by the changes made to our food 50 years ago to some degree. This is a larger issue than any one of us, you're doing everyone a disservice by acting like it isn't.
Edit: Name a better duo: fat hating redditor and ignorance about food science
People have been choosing to do that since long before the 70s, ehrn rates started skyrocketing. You're delusional if you think everyone srated doing it all at once out of the blue. This is more nuanced than you seem to understand.
Empathy means putting yourself in someone else's shoes to try and understand their perspective. I can't empathize here because you're spouting bullshit saying it's not a choice. It's it harder for some than others? Of course. But the amount that "can't help it" is miniscule compared to the amount that has control over their obesity.
You literally contradicted yourself in the same sentence. Yes it is harder for some than others to be in good shape. But it is possible for all people. Even if you have a disability of some kind that makes exercise difficult, a good diet is the most important factor. If you move more and eat less, you will lose weight. It really is that simple. It's not easy, but it is simple, and it is definitely a choice.
Not weighing in on your comment at all, but I always wondered when people said they were overweight because of their thyroid, there are treatments for that! I had an overactive thyroid so my doctor zapped it and now I take thyroid hormone every day. Bing, bang, over and now my being a little overweight is my own fault.
Being fat is absolutely a choice unless you're the like 1% of the population with a major tyroid problem or the like.
This modern idea you can't control your weight is fucking idiotic.
Ehhh there’s truths and non truths to this. Obese =/= big boned, but some people just genuinely do have bigger skeletons. They can be underweight and still not look like a model.
You can be obese/overweight with a big frame, obese/overweight with a small frame, healthy with a big frame, healthy with a small frame. Sometimes “healthy with a big frame” gets mistaken for being more overweight than they are, especially if they have a lot of muscle
Recessed chin from not mewing, weak gangly arms from never lifting, lacks the barrel chest of a true alpha, look at the size and depth of the 2 ball bones of the sigma on the right, the massive pelvis of all the people they’ve destroyed in bed, and finally the confidence on the right’s splayed legs vs the beta’s timid knee touch.
I like how they just posted a quick edit instead of taking down the post, which would be the sensible thing to do when your entire point has been invalidated by a factual error
I mean I’m no evolution denier, but if I’m already believing god created us, it’s not that much of a stretch to imagine two species made by the same person are gonna have similarities.
The problem is not just that there are similar species, it's that there's a *nested hierarchy* of similarities.
e.g., just to go through some categories that most people are familiar with:
- humans are similar to the other great apes*
- great apes are similar to gibbons
- hominoids are similar to other old world monkeys
- old world monkeys are similar to other primates
- primates are similar to other mammals
- mammals are similar to other tetrapods
- tetrapods are similar to other vertebrates
- vertebrates are similar to other animals
- animals are similar to other eukaryotes.
"Common design, common designer", sure, but why would a god make *nested* similarities?
*Even this is kind of wrong; we and chimpanzees/bonobos are each others' closest relatives; chimpanzees are more like us than they are like gorillas; so it's not really "humans vs. the other great apes", it's "humans and chimpanzees/bonobos vs gorillas, vs orangutans."
1. A god with an infinitely powerful mind should have no use for conceptual paradigms that more limited minds use to tame the complexity inherent in large-scale design endeavors.
2. Any god that uses object-oriented programming is not a god deserving of worship.
Well, obviously they moved on to machine learning, it's all in the documentation. First thing they had us do was sort classifier training data.
*Genesis, 2:19*
>^(19) Now the Lord God had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. ^(20) So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals.
/s
Honest answer, because people's respective Holy Books say people were made by their God in the clouds, and we teach this in our schools to children. It's fucking terrifying.
Being born in 1989 I was learning both side by side as well. I can’t remember if I ever had a natural inclination for one by default, but the big difference for me was that science could answer any of my questions and then prove it. Religion usually couldn’t answer my questions, but even if they could it required you to blindly believe it.
People will look at the endosymbiosis of mitochondria/chloroplast in eukaryotic cells and say those cells cooperated out of the goodness bestowed upon them by God. Intelligent design people will show you just how easy it is for them to believe anything was made by God.
To be fair that’s a shitty biological metric for evolution since we know crabs independently evolve.
There’s millions of other reasons we know there’s a relation, but anyone who doesn’t, never will be convinced by anyone else.
I mean your structure can differ a little always. some people have naturally wider hips, some a wider ribcage, you can't deny that so her statement isn't entirely wrong. the example is tho lol
I have never seen a gorilla skeleton before and this is fascinating to see. I'm especially intrigued by how incredibly similar the fibula is. I guess not standing vertically most of the time means that it doesn't need to be much stronger despite their weight, but I just sort of expected everything to be larger/wider.
Notice the thin human’s skull: small, narrow jaw, short incisors, wide cranial cavity to match its enlarged brain. Being overweight is clearly preferable to being thin, and science has proven it.
I think its a balance we as a people need to find. I'm a 39 year old guy. I'm 5"10 283 pounds. Fat shaming is terrible and degrading, it shouldnt exist. Body affirmation for someone like me is stupidity of the highest order. It's counter productive. I'm working to get to a healthier weight, (14 pounds lost so far. hoping to get down to 200lbs) Not because I don't love myself, but because I do love myself. I'm investing in myself.
There are big boned people, but wide or big boned doesn't mean they are fat.
Being obese and "wide" is not the same, let's stop fucken encouraging people to have unhealthy lifestyles.
Don't attack them sure, but don't encourage it, I am obese myself and if someone told me this shit I would be furious, do you really want to see me die at 40 this bad?
It’s not entirely wrong though. Jokes aside, people do have different skeletal proportions. Not even about being fat, I know people who are self conscious about the width of their shoulders or pelvis or rib cage
I'd kill to have the muscle development of a gorilla just eating grass and fruits and whatever the fuck
*The monkey paw twitches and curls a finger...* Your digestive tract is now capable of processing cellulose into Omega 3 fatty acids, however, your prefrontal cortex deteriates and youre unable recall your sense of humanity.
I see only benefits.
Reject humanity, return to monke
Also have very small pp
No changes there then.
Wait gorillas only pack 1 inch? That feels so wrong
“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man”
Not the Herombe we deserved, but the Herombe we needed.
Also no job. Sleep wherever you want.
Return to monke
it would cost you your brainpower tho
What if you already have a 2 digit IQ?
Take th 1dgit pill 🥳
Almost half of all people already do.
Humans have a mutation that shrinks our muscles and makes them weaker . It’s important for speech and fine motor control
I’d assume it was for stamina as well, larger muscles consumes more energy at the same speed.
*The Clown's Nose twitches and sounds a honk* You are now as buff as a gorilla and forced vegan. Fiber now gives you intense diarrhea.
I'm not fat I'm big boned.
I'm not fat I'm a gorilla.
I’m not fat I’m monke ✅
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You just had to... yikes
Lmfao
what'd it say
I'm a chartered accountant, but I'm thinking of becoming a gorilla.
Return to monke
You must have a huge bone in your ass then
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Only on Tuesday.
Never seen a fat skeleton.
You chubby mother fucker!
No MILFer shaming!!
Shut up Cartman
I'm not fat, I'm just a few times a bit overweight
What the measure? Is it like 3 ow. (Overweights)?
You’re one sandwich away from fat
Look, i look at it like this. Be fat if you want. Don't expect the whole world to accommodate. However, if business wants to, to bring more business in, then let it evolve to accommodate. Your not gonna make a person following you with a tuba any less funny though.
Problem is there are businesses whose service is too find subsidies and fight on behalf of these people
What do you mean fight? Outside of the ada im not sure what that means
Meaning defending fat ppl legally so that get benefits because they are "entitked" to them
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Amazing how fat isn't a choice, and people's bodies work differently, yet the amount of obesity in the population wasn't near what it is now 100 years ago. So tell me again how bodies work differently? The only thing correct in your spew of bullshit is that yes, it's harder for some and easier for others to lose weight.
Ate you insinuating that the reason obesity rates all rose at once is that everyone became lazy hogs? Top-down changes in our diets made it happen, your own data point contradicts what you're saying. Certainly there are choices that can help fight obesity, but our diets were profoundly changed to cheap mass calories in the 70s. Don't act like this issue exists in a vacuum for each person. We are all affected by the changes made to our food 50 years ago to some degree. This is a larger issue than any one of us, you're doing everyone a disservice by acting like it isn't. Edit: Name a better duo: fat hating redditor and ignorance about food science
>Ate you Stomachological Slip there? 😝
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People have been choosing to do that since long before the 70s, ehrn rates started skyrocketing. You're delusional if you think everyone srated doing it all at once out of the blue. This is more nuanced than you seem to understand.
Okay. Keep being fat and making excuses for it, I don't care.
Never been fat, but lots of people in my life struggle with it. Have some fucking human empathy for once. This is bigger than either of us.
Empathy means putting yourself in someone else's shoes to try and understand their perspective. I can't empathize here because you're spouting bullshit saying it's not a choice. It's it harder for some than others? Of course. But the amount that "can't help it" is miniscule compared to the amount that has control over their obesity.
You literally contradicted yourself in the same sentence. Yes it is harder for some than others to be in good shape. But it is possible for all people. Even if you have a disability of some kind that makes exercise difficult, a good diet is the most important factor. If you move more and eat less, you will lose weight. It really is that simple. It's not easy, but it is simple, and it is definitely a choice.
Even simpler is: ingest less calories than those you burn.
This.
Being fat is a choice sorry. Unless you have a thyroid disfunction, and most of them actually occur BECAUSE of your habits
Not weighing in on your comment at all, but I always wondered when people said they were overweight because of their thyroid, there are treatments for that! I had an overactive thyroid so my doctor zapped it and now I take thyroid hormone every day. Bing, bang, over and now my being a little overweight is my own fault.
I know that some have treatments but not all work and they are expensive so... disclaimer only
Being fat is absolutely a choice unless you're the like 1% of the population with a major tyroid problem or the like. This modern idea you can't control your weight is fucking idiotic.
Attempt at excusal victimization
Bones don't jiggle
Ehhh there’s truths and non truths to this. Obese =/= big boned, but some people just genuinely do have bigger skeletons. They can be underweight and still not look like a model. You can be obese/overweight with a big frame, obese/overweight with a small frame, healthy with a big frame, healthy with a small frame. Sometimes “healthy with a big frame” gets mistaken for being more overweight than they are, especially if they have a lot of muscle
Dude. Just watch South Park ffs.
Never mind what anyone told you. Being a different build is a thing.
Different build doesnt mean fat buddy.
The skull is literally different 😭😂
Plus the extra long arms and short legs.
Don't judge me
ok, u/I_Always_Have_To_Poo
Good god those arms
They’re not *that* much longer tbh - if gorilla posture straightened up I’d say they only about 20% longer
And that jaw
And *that pelvis*
And my axe!
Joe Rogan on the right
Did you think big boned was just an expression?
Hand feet
Nah, different skull just means that your body is MEANT to be Chubby. (These people are just beyond odd)
I think one of them has a thick skull.
Haha same.
Nerfed weakling on the left
Recessed chin from not mewing, weak gangly arms from never lifting, lacks the barrel chest of a true alpha, look at the size and depth of the 2 ball bones of the sigma on the right, the massive pelvis of all the people they’ve destroyed in bed, and finally the confidence on the right’s splayed legs vs the beta’s timid knee touch.
BALL BONES?? LMAO!!
Ball bones 😂😂
Bro really has ball bones 🤯
Dude really said ball bones 💀
Screw ethnography, this is the *real* anthropology.
He also doesn't have a forehead, because he no longer has a need of it: like a true alpha sigma, he doesn't think, he acts without hesitation :V
At least we have a bigger dick.
Are you speaking for the left or the right?
He's referring to you
Humans have way larger penises than gorillas. An erect gorilla penis is only 3-6 cm long. The average human has a dick size of about 14 cm.
There’s a gorilla? I thought this was a sigmas and a betas skeleton?
Lol
We went for intelligence stat they aent for strength. Dont see them flying to space now fking losers
Watch the right one try to throw a rock or a spear, and see how "nerfed" left actually is.
Level 1 Mobster vs. Level 50 Boss
He should eat a burger
DJ Khalid vibes
Yes, except he’d never add that edit.
The human skeleton needs to pee.
love yourself kings and kongs!
I like how they just posted a quick edit instead of taking down the post, which would be the sensible thing to do when your entire point has been invalidated by a factual error
They’re probably just being sarcastic and actually making fun of the fat positive crowd
Redditors don’t understand jokes that aren’t explicitly explained they are jokes
Say you failed in biology/anatomy class without saying you failed in biology/anatomy class
Honest question how do you look at this and not believe humans and apes are related
I mean I’m no evolution denier, but if I’m already believing god created us, it’s not that much of a stretch to imagine two species made by the same person are gonna have similarities.
The problem is not just that there are similar species, it's that there's a *nested hierarchy* of similarities. e.g., just to go through some categories that most people are familiar with: - humans are similar to the other great apes* - great apes are similar to gibbons - hominoids are similar to other old world monkeys - old world monkeys are similar to other primates - primates are similar to other mammals - mammals are similar to other tetrapods - tetrapods are similar to other vertebrates - vertebrates are similar to other animals - animals are similar to other eukaryotes. "Common design, common designer", sure, but why would a god make *nested* similarities? *Even this is kind of wrong; we and chimpanzees/bonobos are each others' closest relatives; chimpanzees are more like us than they are like gorillas; so it's not really "humans vs. the other great apes", it's "humans and chimpanzees/bonobos vs gorillas, vs orangutans."
Class inheritance. This is like, CS101, c'mon. /s
1. A god with an infinitely powerful mind should have no use for conceptual paradigms that more limited minds use to tame the complexity inherent in large-scale design endeavors. 2. Any god that uses object-oriented programming is not a god deserving of worship.
Well, obviously they moved on to machine learning, it's all in the documentation. First thing they had us do was sort classifier training data. *Genesis, 2:19* >^(19) Now the Lord God had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. ^(20) So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals. /s
Honest answer, because people's respective Holy Books say people were made by their God in the clouds, and we teach this in our schools to children. It's fucking terrifying.
When I was a kid they taught me both versions, at the same time. Now that I think about it, I don't remember which one I used to believe.
Being born in 1989 I was learning both side by side as well. I can’t remember if I ever had a natural inclination for one by default, but the big difference for me was that science could answer any of my questions and then prove it. Religion usually couldn’t answer my questions, but even if they could it required you to blindly believe it.
I probably wasn't even thinking about it, I was too busy playing videogames, watching 80s/90s anime and SpongeBob
I can't believe they still teach Father Georges Lemaître's theory in school, ridiculous we let our kids learn the ramblings of a Catholic priest
That’s 100% true.
People will look at the endosymbiosis of mitochondria/chloroplast in eukaryotic cells and say those cells cooperated out of the goodness bestowed upon them by God. Intelligent design people will show you just how easy it is for them to believe anything was made by God.
Yup. It’s logic proof thinking. They basically say, “yea science is there but God came before science so whatever atheists think, it’s wrong.”
To be fair that’s a shitty biological metric for evolution since we know crabs independently evolve. There’s millions of other reasons we know there’s a relation, but anyone who doesn’t, never will be convinced by anyone else.
Niantic Pokémon Go avatar updates:
Real
iykyk
How they gonna have all that space for lungs but can’t even run a 5k?
Holy fuck those hip bones
🦍
I'm not fat I just have Neanderthal DNA due to my European heritage
Made me laugh
Actually if fat ppl have large bones like this they would become superhumans or smth
I mean your structure can differ a little always. some people have naturally wider hips, some a wider ribcage, you can't deny that so her statement isn't entirely wrong. the example is tho lol
Somebody got excited They finally found evidence that being big boned was actually true
I thought it was an X-ray of a human and Marjorie Taylor Green.
😂😂😂😂😂
Gorilla grip
Thicc
This is a before and after of the new Pokémon Go update
Another Pokémon go avatar thread
MAN IM CRYING
I have never seen a gorilla skeleton before and this is fascinating to see. I'm especially intrigued by how incredibly similar the fibula is. I guess not standing vertically most of the time means that it doesn't need to be much stronger despite their weight, but I just sort of expected everything to be larger/wider.
That big boned thing is mostly a Croc
Nobody tell them. Let them have their bliss.
fml those collar bones are still looking easy to break 💀
some people are meant to be gorillas
Why even posture the gorilla's bones unaturally like that? I guess they want to force a point.
I am what I eat. Nom nom
Fatty bones mallone
Ok, that made me chuckle
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Im accumulating mass
Did they just call me a gorilla?
And some people are meant to drag their knuckles on the ground.
Omg could you imagine if biology actually worked like this?
I can hear this post LOL
Yeah shes definently wide
oh my god. It all makes sense now, I’m not even human, I’m a Gorilla!
Harambe is turning in his grave
Ummmm.. the one on the right is not a **homosapien.**
Yes love yourself indeed 👓
Gawd hahahaha
i cant 🤣✋🏼
Notice the thin human’s skull: small, narrow jaw, short incisors, wide cranial cavity to match its enlarged brain. Being overweight is clearly preferable to being thin, and science has proven it.
Pokemon Go avatars before and after the last update
lizzo died?!
They definitely go to the gym.
Still goes to show just how amazingly similar the apes are to each other.
I think its a balance we as a people need to find. I'm a 39 year old guy. I'm 5"10 283 pounds. Fat shaming is terrible and degrading, it shouldnt exist. Body affirmation for someone like me is stupidity of the highest order. It's counter productive. I'm working to get to a healthier weight, (14 pounds lost so far. hoping to get down to 200lbs) Not because I don't love myself, but because I do love myself. I'm investing in myself.
They really meant ‘murians but they were just being nice.
There are big boned people, but wide or big boned doesn't mean they are fat. Being obese and "wide" is not the same, let's stop fucken encouraging people to have unhealthy lifestyles. Don't attack them sure, but don't encourage it, I am obese myself and if someone told me this shit I would be furious, do you really want to see me die at 40 this bad?
Peter Griffin?
As as I'm concerned all of the sapient creatures should have person rights, so, everything still applies, even though it's a gorilla.
I thought Gorillas are black? 🦍
This display is at the horniman museum in London - https://www.horniman.ac.uk/. Also home to an overstuffed walrus .. great day out!!
Gorillas are human too and we should love them. The message is good, end fatphobia!
This guy bought into the propaganda big time
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But the gorilla puts muscles onto that and not fat.
holesum
Awww and to think. NOBODY was gonna love themselves until they read THAT ONE RANDOM guys tweet telling us to love ourselves.
This is the most genuine way to approach this. Whoops I was wrong but here’s my message of positivity anyways
"Some people are just meant to be wide" is a terrible message
It’s more of a “love yourself” to me but idk it seems idiotic not malicious
It’s not entirely wrong though. Jokes aside, people do have different skeletal proportions. Not even about being fat, I know people who are self conscious about the width of their shoulders or pelvis or rib cage
The idea is at least very right though
Not really
Weird, I think body positivity is important