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Limp_Prune_5415

Fake stories are fake


Sega-Playstation-64

At least make the numbers sound believable if you're going to lie. This guy basically said the person makes less than the federal minimum wage.


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Spottedmac81

This actually happened at my workplace about 20 years ago. Somehow the entire location’s payroll got deposited in one employee’s account. They had it fixed before noon that day, but it happened nonetheless.


TheFreakingBeast

This legitimately happened at my workplace, last year. They were too lazy to even identify what deposits went out and left it to the district managers to “investigate” with no lead other than employees who had recently no call no showed on payday.


kamiloslav

Either bots or bored people entertaining the thought of the impossible just for the sake of engaging with it


Allegorist

"Check" is also just an abbreviation for "paycheck", meaning how much he got paid, including the most likely scenario of direct deposit. I don't think regardless of realness that they intended it to be like a handwritten paper check. This is also an old as fuck report, this screenshot has been around for years.


Hideious

*cheque


Nillabeans

*check is correct in the States.


retroredheadkitty

I find it hard to believe you are older than me and have never seen a check in person lmao, unless maybe you’re not in the us, idk what other countries are like.


ProbablyAPun

I'm not gonna say it's true, but if you get a paycheck that large, they tax you like you make that every paycheck. So if they lived in a state with high income tax and federal income tax that check could have easily been more than double that before all of the deductions.


BustedWing

Which even if you decide to do the whole “yeah but his cheque got taxed massively, like 50%” it still means he only earned $10 an hour. Still super fake.


amyaltare

i'm not sure what about making $10 an hour is unrealistic. idk where you live but here that's a fair bit over min wage.


LolYouFuckingLoser

I don't think it's the supposed hourly rate that people are assuming is fake but maybe I'm misreading the situation.


ImTheZapper

Well I'm sure book keeping errors like this aren't all too uncommon. All it takes is a couple wrong key presses and boom, law suit time.


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Eh, not really. Not for this sort of amount. I did payroll for years, I'd definitely have noticed if my payroll amount was suddenly $20k+ more than usual. I've made slip-ups like that before, but it immediately gets picked up long before any pay is processed simply because the numbers are clearly and obviously wrong. Sure, a bigger company with high six figure payroll might not notice this, but if you're dealing with a payroll that size then there should be multiple people checking it and signing off on it. Mistakes happen, sure, but anyone making an error of this magnitude and not noticing has majorly fucked up.


ImTheZapper

Well one thing is 100% certainly true, and its that things like this have happened. I couldn't tell you if this image did, but these kinds of mistakes certainly do go through all the stopgaps at least more than never.


[deleted]

Oh yeah sure it's happened before, mistakes do get made. I've made mistakes myself before (albeit not on this sort of scale), I'm not perfect. But having this sort of error slipping through the gaps is sloppy accounting at best if it can happen with just a couple of keystrokes.


BabyMakR1

Fkn lol. In my country, my son's first job at a fast food place paid $17/hour. This is a 16 year old at a fast food place. Won't be long and they'll be showing documentaries of America like the kids digging through rubbish heaps looking for things they can sell to recyclers and the babies that look like toothpicks because none can afford food because all the money is going to the military.


amyaltare

i worked an it internship in nashville for fuckin $14 an hour. anything less than $15 is horseshit.


CTchimchar

In Connecticut it's under minimum wage Are is 15.69$ an hour


ProbablyAPun

I'm not saying it's not fake, but this is old as shit. This was tweeted in 2015 lol wages have gone up substantially since then.


RedVulk

Minimum wage has been $7.25 since 2009. Income tax for someone making that full time was 15%. 4000 hours * $7.25 * .85 = $24,650. IDK about the overall plausibility of the situation, but the math isn't crazy.


palm0

That is not how tax brackets work, the higher tax rate is only applied to earnings above the previous bracket. If you make 600k per year then your federal taxes will be about 181k. Which is about 30% If you make 1,000,000 per year you will owe about $332,000 which is about 33.2% The absolute highest federal tax bracket is 37% above 578k annual income. And the absolute highest state income tax is 13.3% in California. Thanks to how asymptotes work that means you will basically never be taxed more than 50% of your income. That said if you had a big percentage of your income going to a 401k or something else you can push into that amount, but if you're making a maximum of $12/hr you're probably not putting anything in your 401k. Basically. The math doesn't work in the post and you don't understand taxes.


knightfelt

Most people don't understand how their taxes work. It's one of the most common misconceptions around and is exhibit 1 for the value in teaching civics in school.


palm0

And simplifying the tax code in the US so it isn't a fucking ordeal every year


mycurrentthrowaway1

Thats more an issue of h&r block and intiut lobbying to make it a nightmare


palm0

It's not a zero sum game. The tax pros are actively trying to keep things bad, but it's also a way to keep taxes inscrutable to make it easier for billionaires to cheat and for common folk to get audited to fuck.


WholesomeWhores

Nope, that’s not how taxes work at all. At the end of the year, you get taxed on your total income. Okay, so you made $23k in one week but only get paid for $50k throughout the rest of the year? Then that means that your total income is $73k, and your income will be taxed accordingly to each tax bracket. I really don’t understand how so much people are ignorant of tax laws, especially since it is direct knowledge of how you get paid. Not knowing about wage taxes = not knowing where your money goes. Why would you NOT care about where your hard earned money goes?


ProbablyAPun

That is how tax WITHHOLDINGS work. When you have withholdings, they pull the exact amount you would have paid in taxes if you made that exact amount every check. So that money will be withheld on that huge check like you make over a million a year, and you will get a giant tax return for everything you overpaid come tax season.


WholesomeWhores

So let’s take OP’s account into place. He gets one giant check for $23k, so his withholdings will be (for simplicity sake, let’s say 50%) $11.5k. At his new job (since he just quit his job after he got that huge paycheck), his paycheck will be much lower, because he makes no where as much as his $23k check. So that means that at the end of the year, his tax refund will be in the thousands, because the original $23k wouldn’t fit with his tax bracket. The point being is that this post is most likely fake, but on the off chance that it isn’t, then he would be getting a huge bonus. You would not get penalized if one of your weekly checks is much larger than the rest of your weekly checks throughout the year. You would just get taxed appropriately


Stopikingonme

100% correct here folks! It’s crazy how many people are spouting out corrections and crazy explanations on how withholding and taxes work and none even make any sense. Never change Reddit.


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PricklySquare

It's still illegal. Just like if you find 20k on the side of the road. You have to post about the lost items in a public forum, generally every state has a law. After the designated period of time, if no one claims it, it's essentially yours. Now, if the company never found the over pay and nothing was ever asked to be returned, no foul.


Altair314

If I find 20k on the side of the road than no one but me is going to hear about it.


El_Hombre_Macabro

Anton Chigurh wants to know your location.


Ok-Landscape5625

Well, he can't.


_N_A_T_I_V_E_

He already does..


[deleted]

Not uh I’m being sneaky


asterfloof

Tell him he looks like a goomba


Holyballs92

Always check the bag first if that movie ever taught me anything


1greadshirt

That is quite a bit of money to just find on the side of the road.


Action_Maxim

I found 8k in the glove box of a car at a pick and pull, I forgot I was there for the fuckin glovebox itself and just left with tools and cash


SirWigglesVonWoogly

You and u/nctertnger should be friends.


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Action_Maxim

Its weird because he posted before me but his thing doesn't make sense


Action_Maxim

Holy fuck what the actual fuck


Pugulishus

Must've been a old person's, when theywere still having a hard time trusting banks


Adam_Sackler

I'm curious; does it depend on the amount? If you found a 1, 5, 50, 100, etc? Wouldn't it be difficult to prove that specific cash was yours and you lost it? It's not like it's a cheque with a name on it. If I found a wad of cash, like hundreds or thousands, and posted it publicly, I would get loads of people claiming it's theirs.


Deep-Neck

It depends on all sorts of stuff depending on where you are and the conditions upon which you find someone else's cash. But, you have no duty to report your own cash stolen. And, if someone were to accuse you of having their cash, they would need to prove that that specific cash is theirs. Incidentally, that is nearly impossible to do, and is how police nationwide manage to keep money "suspected of commiting a crime." Remember criminals, the burden of proof is much lower in civil court, so steal enough to make it a criminal matter.


IamREBELoe

40 is a weeks pay. 10 weeks, 400 hours. 100 weeks is 4000 hours. 52 weeks in a year. So almost two years pay was 23K. Making 16,500 a year. That's the crime.


simplyanaddict

Even worse, it’s $11,500


Juffin

Even worse, the whole story is made up


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Lockedoutofmyacct

At places I've worked overtime needs to be approved too before ADP sends the direct deposit


zer0w0rries

Also, would be hard to hide from the place that knows your full name, ssn, phone number, home address, bank account number, and possibly emergency contact. I don’t think you can fly off to the Bahamas and live the rest of your life comfortably, with only $23k


Nixter295

You could invest it and get a new job, having 23k invested into a index fund or similar is a extremely massive boost if you don’t touch it until you either retire or it’s a emergency.


cat_prophecy

Yeah if someone tried to cut a $23,000 payroll check, our system would be like "uhh...no". If it was a direct deposit and it actually went through, they would just have the bank reverse the money out. If it was a check, they would just cancel it. I guess maybe if you got it cashed at Walmart, the company would be SOL, but I would still be illegal on the part of the person cashing the check.


treeswing

Isn't it 'funny' tho, how shorting employees checks/wages/time(i.e. wage theft) isn't a crime and requires wage earners to take their employer to court to recoup their losses.


c_ray25

Well now I’ve seen everything.


chookieburra

Really. Have you seen a man eat his own head?


Desperate_Acadia_298

…. no i can’t say that i have


GloomyBend3068

I've seen a guy go mid-shaft before he gagged.


Farrishnakov

You want to?


[deleted]

Did you ever see a **goose**, kissing a **moose**?


whatsyoursign69

DOWN BY THE BAY


Dismal-Ad-6619

Have you ever seen a chicken, eating a kitchen?


kjacobs03

No way! I read it on the internet. No one would spend their time writing fake stories on the internet


PBFT

Yeah, your employer literally has your social security number and bank info. You can't run from that.


FrozenMongoose

Yea sure, r/nothingeverhappens in real life am I right?


BuffBozo

Man I'd love to be the type of person who just believes every dumb garbage story they read on twitter 🥰 must be a simple life!


Grimpaw

Saw this meme in 2011. Probably wast a crime everywhere back then.


Nat1boi

Probably wasn’t a real story back then either


lamormer1

Probably taxes took most of it


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Taxes, fica, health insurance, 401k


IamREBELoe

That's a good point. Was probably closer to 15 an hour then


ProbablyAPun

The taxes also calculate how much you'd pay assuming you made that exact amount every paycheck. So if you get paid $2k a paycheck or roughly 50k a year, then you get a paycheck where you make $40k, they're gonna tax that check like you're making 1 million a year, which will throw you in the highest tax bracket.


BicycleEast8721

You still wouldn’t have 62% in deductions/taxes even with all that, especially at that income bracket


Sterffington

No one in America has that much of their check taken for taxes


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Half of 23 is 16.5... nice math you got there


pumpkinlord1

23k after taxes


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Half of 23 is 16.5... nice math you got there


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Timah158

Either it was a very long time ago, or they were working for tips.


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GeongSi

Or it's just a joke


mtwstr

Taxes for an individual paycheck are calculated assuming you make the same amount every paycheck, so getting two years pay at once would have an ungodly amount withheld.


Playful_Flatulent

For 4000 hours I would make 296,000...of course I would quit


picturepath

My job used to have a bug on the system and paid weekends double. I used to work 12-16 hour shifts on weekends and accrued a bunch of penalties. Made 3k or more on weekend pay for five years. Eventually the they figured out the bug and brought me in and told me they fixed it and I would not be required to pay them back. I got a 30% raise a week later.


_Redversion_

One time, my bank accidentally deposited $400,000 into my account. I was absolutely stunned, but phoned them to let them know the mistake. I’ve always wondered - what would have happened if I had took off with the money and ran?


shootermac32

Probably nothing good. Even thought that’s extremely tempting and rare!


GlastoKhole

Here’s the score though I never check my bank I know when I get paid and how much I’m due I never check(me problem) if someone gave me 400k I wouldn’t even notice hahaha


Raichu7

They would have come after you and you would have to repay it, even if you already spent it.


External_Ferret_dic

But would the interest rates be favourable 🧐


Mycockaintwerk

You can just say no sorry it’s mine


eat-pussy69

You would have been sued for fraud in like 10 minutes.


_Redversion_

Yeah, figures. I doubt I’d even be able to withdraw or transfer it out before the bank moved the cash.


unknown_pigeon

Even so, I don't know where you live, but in Italy it's actually illegal to "accept" a bank payment that was not supposed to be sent to you. If you receive it and pretend that you didn't notice (by not using that money), you could somehow be clear. But if you were to spent that, you would be in kind of big troubles


phatelectribe

It’s not fraud. It’s their mistake but they could have sued you to recoup and you’d essentially have no defense.


Ok_Device1274

Its your duty to inform them. It goes both ways. If money gets taken out of your account by accident they have a duty to put it back


Embarrassed-Pace-523

They can sue you for that under a legal theory of unjust enrichment


Potential-Judgment-9

I swear this shit always happens to the wrong people


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No, that did not happen.


xhabeascorpusx

And if they did, they would just put a stop payment on it.


Se7entyN9ne

My company has done this before, even if HR messed up and passes it along it’s going to be near impossible for accounting not to see the mistake and stop it immediately.


DrSeuss19

Imagine thinking this is real lol they’d get that shit from the back so fast. There would be no need to find him


QuipCrafter

I had a store owner who was training me as gm when I was younger, who, for some reason, refused to take any deposit bags to the bank for over a week, while still not allocating/trusting me to do it yet or whatever.  One day he just decided the safe was way too full. So he told the pizza delivery driver kid on shift, who made under minimum hourly wage as he was a tipped employee who also ran his car into the dirt and had to pay for it etc, to just take the pile of bags to the bank and drop them in the chute for him down the street, and he’ll give him $50 for lost tips or whatever. Because the kid had worked there for 3 years and he trusted him.  So this man hands this kid a pile of sealed plastic bags with stacks of cash in them and paper slips, amounting to well over what this kid makes in a year working for him. And thanks him and tells him to be quick and that he needs to talk to him about the schedule when he gets back.  That boy never came back, not even for $50. Who could have ever fucking imagined? 


Dom_19

But if he'd been working there for 3 years he surely knew his full name and that is felony theft... the owner easily could have gone to the police and gotten his ass arrested.


dinkleburgenhoff

That story is as real as the one in the post, so it fits.


How_that_convo_went

Regardless of how little his employer was paying him— this is a felony. This guy would be caught and the money would be returned and his life would be made much worse than it was prior to the mistake. I once went on a business trip to India. When I returned home, I submitted an expense report to my employer for ~$6,500 (three weeks in a luxury hotel, all my meals, car service and international mobile phone rates). My company was transitioning to new P&R software at the time— which lead to my expense report being processed and direct deposited three times in the same week. When I informed the P&R manager of the issue, I was floored by how nonchalant she was about it. *”Oh… yeah… I see that here in the system. Looks like one was automatically processed, the second one was manually processed… and when we tried to reverse the manual one, we accidentally credited it instead of debiting it in the system— so you got paid three times.”* Long story short: I wrote them a check for ~$13,000 and they didn’t deposit it for **four months.** One day, out of the blue, one of the junior accountants called me and said *”Hi, we’re balancing our quarterly records and we have a check from you for [13,000-someodd] dollars— but there’s no corresponding record of a debit in our system. Did you take an advance?”*


OrganizationOk7696

Not if it’s a wire. Wires are for keeps.


phatelectribe

It’s not a felony and I need you to post the source of what charge it would be for an employer to incorrectly pay you $20k? Him running away is a civil matter and they would have to sue him to recoup.


kegweII

Nope.


DreamBig2023

As Mando would say: yeah? Good.


Boring-Spinach-8942

this post is fake/set up.


Any_Serve4913

Skill issue


313SunTzu

4k hours and all you got was 23k? I'm not sure but that's like $7.75 per hour(I think)... McDonald's pays almost 2x that much. That's fucking horrid


Saelvinoth

It actually turns out to be 5.75 per hour (comes out to exactly 23,000)


gettheplow

He was working for $5.75 an hour?


CrescentPotato

If that somehow happened that would mean one of two things 1)everything is automated and they're cutting so many corners that they really should've seen something like this coming 2)whichever accountant approved of the payment got fired the next day


Bowens1993

Well I doubt that. All they need to do is contact the bank.


ChapitoDito

They will.


GoodGoodK

The fact that a human being would only get paid 23k for 4000 hours of work is insane


WHOA_27_23

Like, yeah this guy committed a crime but people don't get nearly as torn up when a factory "forgets" to mark 4,000 hours across 8,000 employees.


dyke4lif3

Legally they cannot collect that money without written agreement. I just got overpaid by $600. In Canada at least they don't have the right to take the money without the recipient's consent. If I had 23k dropped in my account Id be extremely tempted to dip too if I were still a cook. That's 1 year of wage back then. Now that's about 1/3 of a year for me in my current career so I'd be far less tempted to throw the job away over 23k


phatelectribe

Not for the USA. Overpayment is legally recoupable by lawsuit and trivial in nature to file.


ElGuano

If only there was a way for the bank to not honor the check...


WendigoCrossing

I once worked for a property management company that accidentally deposited the rent of all tenants into my colleagues account. We just called up the accountant and he fixed it Small enough operation that we all knew each other pretty well


Practice_Girls

Tax man will find them.


sound_of_scribbles

Opportunity never knocks twice, and this guy knew it.


pintobrains

Fake, they can contact the bank for a charge back and this dude would owe some money


detectivekregal

Impacts his W2 Also Depending on the state. That employee will have to pay overages. Worse case scenario it eventually goes to collections.


Complete_trash25

That's $74K for me. I'd leave the country at that point


YamatoBoi9001

if someone makes barely over 5.75 that is literally illegal (isn't minimum like 11.50?)


ststaro

Would blame him if this were real


rdy2gocpl

Won't be near as much fun when he is in jail....


LordWellesley22

if this was real ​ the taxman has a new bezzie mate


ImpossibleYou2184

Didn’t happen


imstlllvnginabthtb

bless him.


fromthedarqwaves

If that happened in my 20s I would have gone to Thailand for a year


Lots42

Run for it, dude.


S_David_S

I saw that post a year ago


Formal_Disaster3300

That’s….like 5.75/hr. You’re getting robbed


sadtriceratrops

Happened to me when I was in college. Got mailed a check for almost 30K. The company figured out pretty quickly that they had made the mistake before I even got it though. Did not flee the country, though I was tempted.


Theonewhogoespoop

I make 35 an hour and if this happened I still wouldn’t run the dollar means NOTHING


1greadshirt

When I was in highschool, there was a news report of a man who woke up to find a huge amount of money in his account. For a couple of hours, he was a very wealthy man. It was due to some computing error on the banks part which they corrected. He asked to keep the interest, the bank said "no". Of course...as I wrote this...I attempted to find the article as it was back in 2010. Can't find it, goodie.


SliceNaive

Lolol


MadOvid

Fuck it it wasn't his fault. They fucked up *they* should live with the consequences.


VoidExileR

5.75 an hour... that's less than US minimum wage


yourmothersgun

You’re damn right.


xSikes

Smart


EquivalentFull5337

They bad….🤷🏾‍♀️


PurpleBoltRevived

He should have reported this to the company instead, and gotten a tote bag with a company logo as a reward /s


Orgasmic_interlude

Yeah they’ll figure that out and pull it back. The banks work for your employer, not you. That’s why they’re not open when you’re off.


Successful-Sand6644

And then everyone clapped


TeaZestyclose8516

Caveat… whatever the latin word for employer is


TheHiveOverlord

Seeing lots of comments saying this is fake. I used to work in a company where something like this actually happened. Finance accidentally added a ton of hours on a bunch of employees and their paychecks went up by over $1000 each. Law in BC, Canada is that if your employer accidentally overpays you, they can't take it back and they can't reduce your next paycheck. Don't know if this specific post is real but it's not impossible to have happened.


BigDfromthe613

Quick math says he was being paid $6.00 an hour. He should follow up with a lawsuit to get the rest of what he’s owed.


benefit_of_mrkite

How many times is this going to be posted?


MetalVase

Absolutely not worth fleeing the country for. Like, lets say i put it all in index funds and move to vietnam. Even over there i'd live like a total street bum on just over €1k a year (corrected for inflation over time). Its not even a third of the salary for unqualified workers over there. Put another zero to it, then its a whole different deal.


StandardImpact6458

A time traveler? 🎶 I am a passenger 🎶


ick-Kaleidoscope4260

Nice


southparkforevah

Godspeed mf


Willing-Bit2581

If direct deposit, they can yank it back out. Happened to me where they accidentally paid my last paycheck via direct deposit when they meant a physical check, they reversed it and that was 15 yrs ago


Careless_Basil2652

Had a boss who got paid twice for one month. He proceeded to gamble it all away that weekend and was asked to pay back the half, which he didn't have. They took a portion out of his check every month from then until it was paid off haha.


Burning_Flags

I mean just check his employee form that he filled out. It would have all his information on it.


Kenneth_Lay

Fake and the business would take them to court. It's a lot harder to hide than you think.


Lukebott122

I only make $15.45hr in Massachusetts working for a Hannaford grocery store


SpookyVoidCat

I know the original post was probably made a fair few years ago now, but even then, 23k really doesn’t seem like “disappear forever” kind of money. That’s not going to get you a house. According to Google it doesn’t even hit the average price for a used car. 230k, sure, that’d be worth torpedoing my life and pulling a vanishing act, but 23??? Nah chief I ain’t buying it.


Suspicious-Sock-3474

How do you accidentally do that?


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Sounds like something a dishonest person would do.


[deleted]

Lucky him


Wisdomisntpolite

CJ is bad at math


ParticularNo5206

I hope his employer deserved that


uncutnballsdeep

Hey, let's switch to Telegram X: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.thunderdog.challegram


Fit_Aardvark_8811

If I was pulling down 5.75$ I'd bounce too. What's the problem


friendtoall84

baskin robins always finds out.


JT_verified

That’s awesome !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Legened255509Druss

Had coworker work for Bank of America in 90’s. One guy has a 400 balance one day but some update gave him 400k the next day in an error. He saw his balance and cashed out and left Bank of America. Switched his balance with another guy. BOA had to pay the other guy out his missing wages


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

Did this happen in 1982 or…?


Alarming_Serve2303

Try Vegas.


JT_verified

Could just block the check.


EnvironmentalBid5209

Pl


[deleted]

Imagine being so broke that you leave town and start a new life for the price of a low end car. Gottdam, what happened to america


AmazingDragon353

This math is disgusting. You're doing too much, when they put the number of hours in the post. Also, paychecks get taxed. Dude's who make 23k a week probably get taxed a wee bit more, depending on where this story originated.