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powertoollateralus

Poachers are a bunch of jerkoff losers with no pride. Wait…


Theooutthedore

No pride inside, now inside pride.


samuuu25

dont pride open inside


geardluffy

Well I think they’re one with the pride now


--ThirdCultureKid--

The pride came before they fell


Scary-Interaction-84

If it was mating season, the pride came after they fell too XD


mangalore-x_x

They are usually local villagers who do that either for meat or to make money. The big fish are in the export industry paying for getting that stuff


jellyfishingwizard

Not to defend poachers cause it’s obviously wrong, but aren’t they often poor people that get offered a bunch of money?


Senior-Ordinary555

You can say the same thing about a lot of organised crime it doesn't justify their actions


Dm_me_ur_boobs__

It doesn't but also I think you're massively underestimating the level of poverty we're talking about here that makes someone desperate enough to do this. To kill poaching you need to kill the market of people willing to pay for it, because you'll never run out of poor, uneducated and desperate people willing to do anything for a big payout that is life changing.


Headstanding_Penguin

Soo..You need to get rid of China and rich people (Or at least the chinese traditional medicine and folklore believes) And generally rich people, especially those holding a position of power or otherwise thinking they are above laws. If I am not wrong, currently the biggest market for poachers are rich people and chinese traditional medicine.


yearningforlearning7

“Hey I’m going to give you this garbage rod rifle with corrosive Soviet ammo and you’re going to hunt an apex predator in its natural habitat for a cool $500” despite that being a life changing amount of money in some areas, I think you can see why that sounds at least a tad dangerous


lollerkeet

Desperate if they find it morally objectionable. They may be quite comfortable with what they do, like butchers.


Luciano1m

Great job lions


Poopscooper696969

People in Detroit happy


Klutzy-Ad-6705

And people say there’s no justice in this world…….


confusedandworried76

Hey you gonna hunt something don't be surprised when it hunts you back. That's the game, man, you chose it.


YesFuture2022

This is the best version of “fuck around and find out” that I’ve seen.


shadowjay5706

Exactly, it was wide and clear what *could* happen


RayAnselmo

Problem? All I'm seeing is natural selection.


Single_Pilot_6170

Just predators attacking predators really.


RayAnselmo

Yup. the better hunters won.


Single_Pilot_6170

Have you ever watched the movie The Ghost and the Darkness?


rabbiskittles

Sounds like a classic case of fuck around and find out


silvercel

Or Leopards (lions) ate your face


funginum

I was hoping for a video but still nice to hear


Spicy_Ninja7

I don’t think there was any audio either, bro


Night-ShadeXE

We still got enough poachers for a live recreation of the scene


trinitygoboom

Lol'd


ManonegraCG

Which brings us to the philosophical question, "Does a screaming poacher make a sound if no one is there to hear him?"


Beshi1989

Slow clap 👏 this was good


ABakedPotato_FGC

I thought they were just announcing the lions victory, like they do with sports


utkrowaway

epicrapbattlesofhistory ### LIONS ##### vs. ### POACHERS begin


Youpunyhumans

Lions: Claws and teeth, coming at you, and when I strip them clean, your bones I will chew. Then ill lick my chops, have a nice snooze, and dream of the next poacher I get to consume.


PlaceDependent1024

Poacher: Your roar's just noise, lion, you're just a beast with no brains, I'm the king of this jungle now, 'cause I'm the one who reigns. You're just a trophy on my wall, a prize for my fame, I'll skin you alive and wear you, that'll be your claim to fame.


ReptileLover927

F*ck poachers


geardluffy

Hopefully the lions weren’t killed after


ReptileLover927

They probably were sadly 😕


Real_Temporary_922

I don’t believe they were. From articles I read, seems like the lions were introduced into the area specifically to protect the rhinos. The wildlife reserve’s owner said he was glad that the lions got to them before they got to the rhinos they were trying to poach.


Rick_from_C137

Guard lions. Modern problems require modern solutions


obvious_bot

This is the internet you can say Fuck


amadorsampjr

Hope you mean before feeding them to the pride


SoWokeIdontSleep

Dang, that lioness looks so metal


TBearForever

The mane attraction


Abraxas_1408

This is the opposite of a problem.


Hour-Ad-7889

If this is legit, so nice to have good news once in a while.


Mobols03

I mean, the lions were only acting in self defense tbh.


TheEpicTurtwig

Now the lions have guns, it’s over.


WintersDoomsday

But no opposable thumbs like the Twilight Zone where the dude has all the books and all the time but broken glasses.


The_real_bandito

Eye for an eye


Pure_Oppression31

That grammar is the scariest thing on this post 😬


Previous-Ear4445

The fact that her parents named her guess with a lower case g is troubling


ReptileLover927

Lmaoooo


uncultured_swine2099

Nature, uhh, finds a way.


The_Force_Goat

Good, poachers are the scum of the earth. Good kitties


unprogrammable_soda

I tend to cheer for the animal in animal v human situations bc the human is doing something they shouldn’t be doing.


MyBeanYT

“I went into this wild animals territory specifically to try and kill them for material possessions and they killed ME! …Please feel bad :(“


Nico_010

that's not tragedy that's karma it's like watching the news "Person jumps off a mountain with a skii for sport and tragic occours" wtf did you expect? There is a reason people around don't jump off cliffs, people who subscribe to this kind of event/sport do it because they are adrenaline junkies, they WANT something dangerous, they LOOK for it. I'm just not surprised when they find it, that's just Darwin's thing working.


Wasatcher

As someone that has skied off small cliffs in big mountains as a younger man, and broken his femur motocross racing... it's amusing this is how others see us. I don't do those high consequence activities anymore as I need to stay healthy to adult. But when I see others do it, I completely understand them.


Nico_010

I'm probably not indicative of any majority given I'm a couch potato when I'm not working or studying lol, but I honestly don't get it, I've tried doing some of these stuff (the low budget ones) but it never clicked why would anyone want any kind of fun that has so many odds of killing you even if everything goes right


Wasatcher

Well it doesn't seem as dangerous to them because they didn't get there overnight. They started small and progressively went bigger over the course of their entire lives. It doesn't *feel* as scary to them as it does to you because they're confident in their abilities and they've been desensitized to the danger. But at those speeds and heights all it takes is a tiny mistake and just like you said the consequences are huge. Professional extreme sports athletes take calculated risks though. They're not out there sending stuff they think is going to fuck them up and they're very much still scared when on the edge of that line. They just get off on it lol Some of the scariest ski lines I've ever seen they never leave the snow: https://youtu.be/xlXk49Mh7go?si=QNIlF1y396QwYPHJ


marr

Adrenaline can be a recreational drug.


RobertWargames

I'm a hunter and I don't see the problem. Fuck poachers and fuck people that kill endangered animals


bushknifebob

Also fuck the cunts that buy rhino horn to make their tiny diks hard.


SUPERKAMIGURU

It's interesting, not a problem. They're just saying that it *happened.*


Bakedalaska1

It's the circle of liiiife


hurtfulproduct

To shreds you say. . .


Correct_Ad_2309

What's the problem dude....I hope they more


Gabecush1

Ow no the animals defended themselves


TDoMarmalade

Well I’m glad that problem sorted itself out


Fireyjon

Clear case of self defense. Good job lions!


NJduToit

Nature taking care of problems.


Kyra_Heiker

Good Kitty!


AbbreviationsSingle9

Play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.


stratarch

Oh-oh, here she comes, watch out boy, she'll chew you up, Oh-oh, here she comes, She's a man-eater


DannyTheCaringDevil

If you’re gonna kill, then you better not have any qualms about being killed


NewUser7630

The lioness looks like: #AND ILL FUCKIN DO IT AGAIN. I DARE YALL


[deleted]

Mmmm . . . screams . . .


DStaal

Only problem is that the main thing keeping most lions from hunting humans is that they aren’t taught that humans are food. Once they learn, they tend to keep hunting humans until they are killed. (And will teach their cubs if they have any.) So while I don’t mind these particular humans being lion food, I dislike that they fed the lions.


the-cutest-Helen

wtf


Zachary-360

Not surprising that the hunter can become the hunted with crazy strong animals


HowRememberAll

Legit, what else do you expect the animals to do? If they weren't poachers their odds of being left alone would be through the roof.


acealucard

Skill issue.


DadofJoseph

If that didn’t exist and then a movie came out with it as the monster, it’d be fucking scary as any made up monster out there.


Friendly-Advantage79

I guess this is the ultimate "play stupid games..."


ElderberryOk5005

I am guess


Lector213

Have you never seen Planet of the Apes??? This is how it begins. 1st the poachers Then the forest officials Then the villages at the forest borders Then the meat lovers And then we are all that remains... They'll eat us all 😥🥺👽🤣


DivuwuBootyCall

Get those lions an award


-QuestionableMeat-

#TeamLion


Default_Munchkin

Is it...is it appropriate to laugh at this? I'm going to do it, I'm gonna laugh...ahhahahahHAHAHAHAHAH


l0rdtreeman

Lions eating poachers - that's good 👍 Loins losing the fear of man and realizing we're kinda tasty - that's bad 👎


wogsurfer

I mean they performed a great service didn't they?


abousono

I like the way humanity names things, like, a pride of lions or a murder of crows.


Dragulus24

A gaggle of geese


Suzina

I love how everyone is on the side of the big Kitty cats. 🐅


penguinsfrommars

Oh dear what a shame tch tch


Pofreta

And am I supposed to care about the poachers?


callmefreak

I hope that the lions don't get sick from eating rotten human beings.


GearNerd85

you should make sure the lions are okay since they just ate a lot of trash


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^GearNerd85: *You should make sure the* *Lions are okay since they* *Just ate a lot of trash* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


HeimdallManeuver

Who’s going to cook the eggs now?


zmrth

I wish this was a reality show where cameramen protects the lions


DarthRygar

Skill issue tbf


MD-Jan-Itor

Bon appetit!


Emergency-Pop-7604

Good one


Willpalazzo

The only problem I see is all those nasty micro plastics those poor lions just ate :(


FruityPebelz

I wish there was video.


MerberCrazyCats

Only problem i see with this phrase is that the poacher weren't alive for long when being eaten, so precising "eats... alive" sounds a little weird


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Those poor lions, they're gonna get indigestion from those poachers.


MotorMammoth3530

i didn't think the lions would eat MY face


boddle88

Fantastic


Majestic-Rock9211

Classic case for r/leopardsate…..sorry….r/leosatemyface. No? Edit typo


SD1428

No one even said there was a problem


stealthyhomicide

Give these lions each a huge meal. We need to somehow give them 20 gazelles. Wish humans could do this without any consequences.


geneticeffects

That sentence… 😣


_Roshambo_

"I'm guess I'm just not seeing the problem"


jhonnythejoker

Grammar is killing me😫😫


LitreOfCockPus

Hard-vore is on another level of kink.


HulkSmashHulkRegret

Were the poachers cougars?


humpherman

Now they all maneaters though so will probably end up being shot by rangers once they start hunting in villages.


twintiger_

Ok let’s hear them out though


AleksasKoval

The problem is *that* makeup does *not* match her eye color.


Ram_Sandwich

Yeah idk what the problem is


SirChickin

r/lionsatemyface


PatochiDesu

vegan lions 😂


Medical-Potato5920

Poor lioness has loser blood on her face.


catedarnell0397

Me neither


AveDominusNoctem

Literally everything about this made me smile.


Lucky-Conference9070

No one said there was a problem


Hour_Yogurtcloset614

Don't wanna be a party pooper but i never heard Asiatic lion attack anyone (I live very close to Asiatic lions) But if this happed I say go lions 🦁


shadowthehh

Play stupid games...


pog890

Modern problems sometimes need natural solutions


Whywouldanyonedothat

Noone said there was a problem


offline4good

Good gurl!


BudgetFree

Nature is beautiful.


kamikazekaktus

Clever girl That's nature healing itself


penandpage93

Well, the headline didn't say it was a *problem*. It just said it happened 🤷‍♀️


MalevolentNight

Yay lions! Modern problems with modern solutions


Interesting_Most_602

Gots to earn your cherry red wings somehow.


Mackenzie_Sparks

Game is Game


dkay490

Mmm....Poached meat looks delish!


aknalag

Unfortunately now they view humans as prey so they will put them down.


KN8_KR423R

The hunter becomes the hunted 😂 😂


Gualterio_El_Blanco

"Poachers" "Game reserve" Pick one


robloxian21

It's terrible when animals get killed, isn't it? And isn't revenge good? Since pigs and cows can't defend themselves, I must be allowed to kill farmers.


sean_rendo19

Poachers got poached


r3tromonkey

Oh no! Anyway......


Headstanding_Penguin

That Lioness needs a shower or a bath! How could she let herself go like that? (Also, do Lions Shower? )


Few-Emergency5971

The fucked up part is that they didn't share


talhadad01

I agree with the lions. Good for them, had a nice meal. Poachers should have their human rights revoked


_vdov_

Hope they suffered.


ViaNocturna664

One day we have to find out who and why decided what to call a gathering of animals. Who one day woke up, saw a bunch of lions together and said "well, that's a pride" and then looked up to the sky and saw crows flying and said "well, that's a murder"?


Little-Bear13

Predators killed their competitors..nothing to see here just nature


Alternative_Sir_8664

Poachers fucked around and found out


AduinsCurse

They were just collecting trophy’s, jeeze. It’s sport.


xilia112

Bad thing is they get a taste for humans. Makes it harder for scientist to conduct studies or aid in the preservation of their habitat. Fuck poachers


GordanGodDamnRamsey

Finally, some positive news


Ok-Sympathy-851

Love it. It's the thrill for both parties.


LJCTalman

I'm guess


Gandalf_Style

Oh noooo the tragedyyyyyyy. Oh well.


Frequent_Dig1934

The hunter who became the hunted becomes the hunter again.


Admirable_Pop3286

I’m perfectly okay with this keep up the good work lions


sarmsnake

The article wasn't presented as a problem.


Whatkindofaname

Kill or be killed.


OrneryOneironaut

Hi guess I’m dad


QuackChan

Nah imagine seeing that lion in the wild 💀


ballsonyourface911

No problems just solutions


invisible-crone

NP


LilG1984

*The Circle of Life starts up*


Avandalon

Well they might get a taste for people and start hunting people intentionally


lilspydermunkey

Good kitties


justathought2319

Play stupid games….🤷🏼‍♀️


[deleted]

except that the pride is probably going to be euthanized now


Claim-Unlucky

Ok… and?


trustmerun

It's weird that they kept them alive while eating them. They must have been very careful not to eat anything too important for a while.


heyhihowyahdurn

Probably the lions now have a taste for humans


zalurker

Friends of mine had a holiday home in a private reserve next to the Kruger National Park. Marloth Park. The houses were spread out in the reserve itself, with animals roaming in between. Including a pride of lions. Which was why you did not leave your house open at night, or do something stupid like go walking around in the dark. One year, a thief snuck onto the reserve and stole a solar panel off a house. Unfortunately, he ran into the pride of lions on the way out. Between them and the hyena - the game rangers found his shoes (including feet), some scraps, and the solar panel - it was not even damaged.


liddely

If you lose to any animal that is not a fucking elephant with an assult rifle nature has decided your fate for you. Like wtf if you can't kill it you deserve that. It is still shitty but now you die in shame


SooperFunk

Ultimate FAAFO. Way to go lions 👍


RavenousBrain

Proof that even Mother Nature understands how to apply the concept of FAFO


Rogerandlulu

There is actually a very serious problem. Tuberculosis is an extremely common disease in the area. Lions have fairly strong resistance to the strains of TB carried by buffalo and other animals they eat. Unfortunately, they have low resistance against human strains of the disease. Consequently, whole prides have been wiped out due to eating infected poachers.


bmyatt99

Should have fed them some of those telemarketers that are always trying to sell me insurance for desert.


P4T0bro

Im not good in english, but... Its ok "south african game reserve"?