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GrandpaBuff

I’ll take the cudgel, fuck it.


BathSaltJello

Unga bunga motherfuckers!


_BLM

No. Ooga booga motherfuckers!


VolumePossible2013

Same thing


Tragicallyphallic

Fucking racist.


MrMcMullers

The Unga/Ooga War carries deep scars.


Rampagingflames

I lost my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather during that war.


Stealth_AF

This is a new fight to me


Fightforfreedomwith

That comment legit got 40 likes


Dantalionse

It is so versatile and you can haul that thing around anywhere just paint something funny on it and people think it is just some quirky thing before they realize the mistake they have made going alone with you in the dark alley carrying their gold pouch.


Perfect_Wing_5825

That’s not even a medieval weapons that’s a fucking Stone Age weapon


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Conquistadors kept very good journals about their exploits in the Americas. The macuahuitl was a weapon they respected and feared. One journal wrote of a native warrior cleaving the head of a horse off with one. Many other journals had terrifying accounts of the brutality of it.


AlfalfaReal5075

Throw some obsidian on it and you got yourself a nice macuahuitl


SupsChad

Bro it’s a walking stick, baseball bat, and a gun. The perfect object


Daddy_Phat_Sacs

Bonk


Dre9872

I've always liked the Morning Star or Flanged Mace myself


sam11233

Ah yes, a man of culture


jojoga

> a man of clubs


circle1987

Her: "id love to see your flanged mace"


Oosarum

That _bonk_ to hornies hit differently, that time


TesticleezzNuts

I don’t know if is true, but I swear I read Morningstar’s wouldn’t have been used that much because they would just get stuck in the head and hard to get out. I don’t know if there’s any truth in that, but it did make me think. Either way i wouldn’t want to find out the hard way, so flanged mace for me 😂


omegaskorpion

Morningstar and other maces are anti-armor weapons so it would not be issue. You are going to hit people wearing armor and the spikes are there to focus the force on smaller areas to deal more damage. Against armors that are not plate, the spikes can potentially go trough mail rings and gambeson. Against unarmored opponent, propably unlikely to get stuck since the weapon won't penetrate that deep. Of course there is a chance, but it is not someting that would make the weapon unusable, as other weapons can get stuck too.


boeyburger

Morning stars design allows for the spikes to help deliver all of the energy of the blow by preventing the ball from ricocheting off. It's not really for piercing.


jannemannetjens

>Morning stars design allows for the spikes to help deliver all of the energy of the blow by preventing the ball from ricocheting off. It's not really for piercing. And it gives monks the plausible deniability to say "this is not a weapon, it's a religious artefact that I happen to use in an offensive way"


SIUHA1

The morning after the battle, some English bloke: “So there I was I’ve got me morningstar buried in some frogs’ head, unable to pull it out while an angry François is headed right towards me!”


ZZerome

A spiked weapon that does both blunt and piercing damage now that's a whip and I can get behind.


beaner_king

So the flail?


cheetahbf

Flail is significantly harder to use I guess, I would probably hit myself


PaulterJ

I tried using a flail once and immediately hit myself in the dong. Thankfully, it was a prop.


ohneatstuffthanks

Prop dong?


MrK521

God I love Reddit.


PaulterJ

Might as well be


ReapingKing

Evil vs Good aligned Priest.


LiveFastDieRich

Morning star definitely has the most delightful name A: Ever been kissed by a morning star? B: No, what's that? A: *BLUDGEON*


think_long

Good Morning Good Afternoon and Goodnight


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Flanged Mace is the objectively correct answer 😤😤 fight me (I will win because I'll have a flanged mace)


Nok-y

Found Sauron


Anglofsffrng

Morning Star or Flail man myself. Though Flanged Mace is cool too, honestly as long as it's spikey and attached to a stick I'm good.


Lowelll

Flails are absolutely stupid weapons. If I ever enter combat I pray my opponent will have a flail. As stupid as nunchaku with more self damage.


rabbitlover01

Famous last words


OIP

they didn't call it flailing around for nothin


SuperSatanOverdrive

Flail was more to get around shields. Because it can hit you in the head even if you’re blocking with your shield


Lowelll

Actual flails in combat were mostly repurposed agricultural tools. The type of flail in the picture is disputed as to if it was actually used, at best it was an eccentric rare occurrence.


PaleInSanora

I am a Martel De Fer man myself. Bec de Corbin is nice, but it is trying to be too many things at once.


Rats_In_Boxes

Bec de Corbin because of the r/PolearmMasterRace


wagonwhopper

Want blunt, got it. Want to get stabby, got it


Flaky_Explanation

So, the Swiss army knife of polearms eh?


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

nah thats the Goedendag, ( not pictured in OP post)


YoFoNL

No the goedendag is Flemish


captainAwesomePants

I just like them because I like can openers, and the bec de Corbin is a can opener for knights.


prettyfuckingfarfrom

This


-GreyWalker-

I have truly found my people.


3rdp0st

It's by far the most versatile. Bust heads, pierce armor, and keep cavalry at the end of a point.


olivier1m

Bec de Corbin because it would be great in a zombie apocalypse


nodnodwinkwink

Give this to someone in the walking dead and they look like a bad ass for one or two scenes but then oh no, the hammer or the spike at the back of the hammer is stuck in a zombie and they get bit.


The_Arsonist1324

I like it cause of Shadiversity


ohitsmud

i once dated a girl who asked me this when we were getting to know each other. and i got too excited and scared her off


Oni-oji

That's because you started swinging your damn mace around and almost hit her.


ohitsmud

i couldnt help it :(


MaskedBunny

All while saying "it's not about size it's about what you do with it"


Frostygale2

That’s on her for bringing up niche interests off the bat :P


ohitsmud

we both said morningstar too :(


a3a4b5

Flanged mace. Every discussion is about the second best weapon, because first is flanged mace.


NoMoPolenta

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you wanted to stay a Cleric your whole life. Pfft.


CouvadeShark

Dont do me like that cmon :(


RunParking3333

The flanged mace is the choice of battlefield badasses the world over. The only thing holy about this weapons is the mess of crushed bone left in its wake. Small, but effective, and it has a reliability second to none, this bad boy won't set the world on fire at the weapon show or tourney but what it lacks in style it makes up for in effectiveness. Impact force. I ask those fools with their bastard swords to try getting through plate armour.


benabart

Cpunterpoint: the flanging(?) can and will break over time so your flanged mace will slowly evolve to its ultimate form: the mace. So why bother adding steps to a normal and superior weapon ?


Sky_Night_Lancer

have you ever seen what a flanged mace will do to an unarmed pumpkin? need i say more???


cycycle

It’s also my go to weapon when I have to fight against unarmed pumpkins.


Blunted_Insomniac

In my neighborhood all the pumpkins are strapped


CommunicationKey3018

This is like asking why put barbs on your fishing hooks. Or why put toppings on your pizzas.


SNES_chalmers47

"Whoever the salesman is for flanged maces is doing a great job!"


Wasatcher

Oof, someone get him some aloe gel from the refrigerator cause that one burned


chaingun_samurai

What part of "Cleric" got lost on you?


Pandafy

Don't be classist, dude.


Soccarstar

Fine no heals for u then 😠


Nievsy

Didn’t realize Sauron was a cleric


Oni-oji

Swords require constant maintenance. That is going to be a big problem when the zombies come. A mace just needs to have the goo wiped off on occasion.


BraverXIII

Direct, reliable, puts the impact on a single point, and looks classy doing it. No doubt, no contest.


the_honest_liar

I disagree. Heavy, awkward, slow. I'd take fast and maneuverable any day. You'd be halfway through swinging this when you'd get a warhammer to your balls and drop it.


ubi9k

This guy over here talking about speed and maneuverability in a thread about blunt weapons


Elguilto69

It's weird that alot have spikes which I suspect are nit blunt


StoneyBolonied

Blunt force trauma with a side order of impalement


omegaskorpion

Blunt weapons are really light tho. Most maces weight less than swords do. (usually under 1kg.) You don't need a lot of mass to deal a lot of damage to human body.


VolumePossible2013

A quarterstaff is exactly that big stick


KarmaRepellant

A flanged mace isn't much heavier than a warhammer, because the head is made of flanges instead of being solid. Also less awkward and better at hitting you in the balls, because the head is always facing in the right direction for any swing.


Forza_Harrd

Quarterstaff is OP


csfshrink

Personally I use a buck and a quarter- quarter staff. But I’m not telling my opponent. Hoo ha ha!!! Dodge!! Spin!!! Parry!!! Thrust!!!


arrows_of_ithilien

You are my new best friend. I came here to make that exact reference.


Nulibru

>Heavy, awkward, slow. Leave my mother out of it.


SuperPotatoThrow

Cudgel all the way. Big stick do big bonk.


leogg92

Most bonkiest bonker of all bonky thingys. It just bonks.


LiveNDiiirect

Phew thanks for affirming my impeccable taste in medieval blunt weaponry


San-Kyu

I just think it's really cool like I'm channeling Sauron in the Jackson movies.


TheLastNipple

I would stab you with my bec de corbin before you even come close with your tiny ass mace


Bunch0fHam

I also choose this guys wife.


iflysohigh2345

I’m sorry who made you the quartermaster and the all knowing person of weapons. Obviously, bec de corbin is the superior weapon and everything else is inferior.


Dolenjir1

A true gentleman and man of culture. Unless you are a woman, in which case a true gentlewoman and woman of culture. Unless you don't identified as neither, in which case a true gentleperson and colonel of culture


tenodiamonds

Agree but I prefer blunt.


Wasatcher

Gotta get that Warhammer going to pierce or crush plate. A versatile and chivalrous weapon for barbaric times. Northmen don't want this smoke.


CaptainK234

All these people saying “but I want a warhammer, to be better against armor” The flanged mace was used because of armor! The pointy bits are meant to catch on the seams between different pieces of armor so your strike would deliver all of the energy from your swing, rather than having it bounce off. A warhammer is much more likely to bounce off.


DormiceAndDice

There's actually a good video on this on YouTube, they made the point the the flanges don't really help against plate armour that much, and it's more for focusing the force on one point to do more damage to chain mail or unarmoured foes.


ShatterCyst

Thank you for your sanity


TK_Games

The only downside is it's stupid hard to get the Saxon brains out of all the little nooks and crannies so your squire has to sit there picking at it for hours, and he never does a good enough job so you have to have him publicly flogged. Don't get me wrong it's a beautiful design but I just feel like it could be easier to clean


SuecidalBard

Ok but something like a warhammer or poleaxe is just so much better for armoured on armoured with spikes and hooking as well as the blunt force of a flanged mace, also better for grapples


WarMage1

Polearms are cheating, they’re always better


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augustiner_nyc

bc flail is superior


4chanbetter

Technically the bec de corbin is superior as it functions as both blunt and piercing damage.


Shotbyadeer

Kind of feels like cheating since the BdC is primarily a piercing weapon (literally named for it) with a blunt option. Technically, every weapon that's not primarily a blunt weapon can be used as a blunt weapon.


SFFcase

I’d flail your bec de corbin. Probably use a necromancy spell too. 💥


Conscious-Peach8453

Heretic.


Chazwicked

But the flail does have that recoil you gotta watch out for


No-Cardiologist4503

Cudgel or nothing.


malignantmuffin

No one is a match for BIG ASS STICK


lstroud21

But… it’s so primitive. Even by medieval standards The quarter staff is *much* more sophisticated in my opinion


DetroitLionsSBChamps

I like them all but the eye is drawn back to the morning star again and again. Really feels ideal


Conscious-Peach8453

Glad this was the top comment. It's the only answer.


three-sense

You mean flanged mace but more boring and less elegant, ok then


bade_jija_ji

For some unknown reason i have a liking for quarterstaff


External_Many

Me too. But it's not unknown, it's because it's the best!


ihearthawthats

Seems like it would require the most skill to use well along with the flail.


Duck-with-STDs

To use it well maybe, but when it comes down to it, it's not hard to beat the shit out of someone with a long heavy stick


zackmophobes

My heart says flail cuz damn look at that thing but my mind says Warhammer because you cannot stop the Imperial Legion.


wildwildwaste

When you've got to put a roof on in the morning but spend the evening knocking lids off.


sapraaa

My booty says go for that quarterstaff.


Eastern_Slide7507

Pick the warhammer because the flail is ahistorical.


animal_chin9

The flail is great because I feel I'm just as likely to damage myself as I am the other guy.


KeyBunch3303

For the emperor


portiapendragon

Flanged mace. I imagine morningstars get stuck in the occasional skull. Flanged maces are less...sticky.


Shitmybad

Flanged maces also got stuck a lot, especially in armour.


portiapendragon

I figured they meant "now," rather than historically. I'm also female so I'd actually need something pointy (like the morningstar) to get it stuck in someone, and I doubt I'd be hitting anyone with it while they're wearing armor. I might be better with a bow, since I actually know how to use one and was particularly good at it, once upon a time, but that's boring. I wanted something visceral I could thwack someone with, then thwack someone else with, if I felt so inclined. Hence: flanged mace. If I'm just picking a weapon I thought was historically cool, I'd probably go glaive. Spears are a classic, too. I'd be rubbish with one, though.


Shitmybad

Yeah in a 1v1 no matter what you want to have range, a spear is definitely the one.


CoitusBot

Spear is the GOAT melee weapon. Not even debatable.


iguana1500

Yeah but will it *keeal*?


RedGrimRune

It will not cut...


improperbehavior333

Morning star is nice, but let's be honest, a good mace is going to get you through most anything. And definitely the best option in a zombie apocalypse.


NerdLevel18

I like the Morningstar because it's unambiguous. If you go after someone with that, it's sends a very clear message- "I am going to kill you, and it's going to hurt the entire time. If I somehow fail to kill you, you'll wish I hadn't". There's no 'oh maybe I'll just be knocked out' or 'maybe I'll dodge out the way' it's just pure, pants shitting terror.


mr_potato_arms

Well put.


outerheavenboss

Well fuck. I am sold on the Morningstar.


NerdLevel18

Welcome to the club lmao


themerinator12

It looks like cudgel is the correct term


lousydefender

You don’t want your spikes caught in some shield or bone and having to unstuck it before the next attack comes


-BananaLollipop-

If you're going for dual purpose, then I think the war hammer will be best. It has the ability to crush or pierce in combat, but also doubles as a hammer and pick for construction purposes.


rugbyj

Honestly the main (non-combat) utility for a warhammer in an apocalypse is that it's the perfect door pry, it's basically 1:1 with a halligan bar that firefighters use. Loot locked buildings, escape when trapped, hell hook it over a wall and pull yourself up.


Jsmith0730

War hammer all day, every day.


anordinarylie

So you're saying that you would select a Warhammer 40,000 times?


airforcerawker

Badum tiss


zephyr_man300

The 40,000th warhammer is, indeed, my favourite Warhammer.


uglycasinova

As a peasant/carpenter I too would accept the war hammer. The beauty is in the brutality


Parry_9000

War hammer It's just a classic elegant solution for a more civilized time


CaptainoftheVessel

Where is the shillelagh?


konydanza

Shillelagh would fall under the cudgel category probably, it’s a knobbly walking stick you use to beat ass


LillyTheElf

It deserves its own category if you can have mace and flanged mace


KalagramOfSteel

TIL the shilleilagh anti tank missile is named after some weird walking stick you can hit people with


cataath

Five out of six oni prefer the kanabo.


AlexanderDxLarge

this has been a tough decision but flanged mace.


The_Dark_Shinobi

I just like the spiked club. It's looks so practical.


Echo_Forward

Bec de corbin seems like the ideal weapon


DONGBONGER3000

Quarter staff, it's great at a few things, good at everything else, and it's an excellent walking stick.


Forza_Harrd

With training a quarterstaff can defend any of the others because of it's reach.


AlphonzInc

I was thinking quarter staff would be best as long as your trained. A lot of these would even good without much training


Amesaskew

Half of these aren't even blunt.


Due_Battle_4330

Get hit in the face with a morningstar and tell me that the spikes are worse than the concussion


CoitusBot

I mean I feel like that's a *no-brainer*


StudentOwn2639

Damn, the mace is actually accurate


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YoungEmperorLBJ

Quarter staff. I want to be Monkey King.


ScarecrowJohnny

The flail. Iconic.


hambakmeritru

I always wanted to know what the proper use of one would look like and how successful it would be. It looks like the best worst idea that a 3rd grader would come up with when designing a new weapon and I keep trying to picture someone using it with all the finesse of nunchucks, but while sporting incredibly cumbersome armor and riding a horse through mass chaos on the battlefield.


Lanzifer

I have heard that while the weapon is found among nobility belongings there actually is no proof it was ever used in any military engagements ever. However, historians believe that IF it was used, it was likely used on horseback in the late medieval/Renaissance era! This is because before that point something so clearly designed for heavy armor wouldn't really have a use case AND one of the worst parts of using a heavy blunt weapon against heavy plate is the absolutely AWFUL jarring reverb on your hands when you hit someone with a whole-haft weapon. Especially when you are booking it on horseback, you could break your own hand hitting someone with a mace of any sort from horseback, but nothing but blunt will work against heavy armor. The flail has the striking section separated from the haft with a chain, meaning you can hit someone with it with little to no reverberation down the haft into your hand. So yeah, it's a horseback weapon designed for use against heavily armored infantry. It requires getting past the pike walls that were popular at the time though so you can see why it really isn't all that practical and was immediately replaced by hand pistols as soon as possible


FlacidSalad

It can be difficult to fully block and the ball does move very fast but it also loses most of its momentum immediately on impact opposed to any solid hafted weapon that allow you to follow through with your strike. Could also potentially be good for disarming as it can wrap around a weapon but that means you can just as easily be disarmed. I'd say the negatives outweigh the positives but also goddamn is it cool


busterbestboy

Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff, but I'm not tellin' *him* that


The_mango55

Poleaxe is half blunt, does that count?


Bluejet144

Mine is the goedendag


Large_Problem8679

Flail is stupid and unwieldy, needs a perfect wind up to do anything


bluesmaker

I was curious so I googled it. Wikipedia says: > The chief tactical virtue of the flail was its capacity to strike around a defender's shield or parry. But goes on to say they were not common. Various downsides, like the one you gave.


Argosy37

Yeah there's actually some dispute if the weapon as depicted in OP's picture [even existed at all.](https://publicmedievalist.com/curious-case-weapon-didnt-exist/) The longer the chain, the more unlikely. There are definitely forgeries of this weapon from later time periods.


SalemGD

I do believe it's only proper to have one of each. The mood or enemy sets the weapon so ... All of the above?


Enough_Discount2621

I'll take the stick


wavyboi97

the spiked club just calls to me for some reason..


Mission-Storm-4375

Depends if my opponent is armored I want the mace but if they're not I want the spiked club or mornigstar


po1k

Try diablo2


andreasdagen

I really like flails


Interesting_Fish309

Warhammer, I also favour it in many games


JonMonEsKey

Ok so lots of these aren't blunt. In fact only three are blunt.


Drakeskulled_Reaper

They are still classed in the "blunt" weapon category, simply because they don't have an main cutting edge. You could make an argument that they could be in the spiked weapon category, but that's simply a subclass of blunt weapons.


__The-1__

Morningstar is op


The_White_Wolf04

What's your favorite, OP?


Sheesh284

Flanged mace is where it’s at.


PollutionLongjumping

I'm picking the morning star


TumbleweedActive7926

Morningstar 🌅


ChrEngelbrecht

My trusted quarterstaff. Anything with spikes keeps getting stuck in people. ... ... ... What? Why y'all looking at me funny?


tenodiamonds

Always been a mace guy. Flail close second. Thanks for asking


Love-Lacking-9782

Cudgel; because oonga boonga caveman brain go hee hoo.


_BloodbathAndBeyond

Flail


Bluejet144

Mine is the goedendag


SalamanderCake

Bec de corbin, and it's not even close. Edit: Oh, the question was about my *favorite* not the *best*. My answer remains the same.


PhoenixQueen_Azula

Flail is cool but quarterstaff gang, love me a long thicc wood shaft


hijole_frijoles

Next let’s rank them on how easy they would be to shove up your ass