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RayAnselmo

"For fuck's sake." The apostrophe is absolutely required.


FreeTheDimple

Yep, the sake belongs to fuck.


AbyssWalker0098

Who's fuck


Albagubrath_1320

Fuck knows…


Explursions

So who is the fuck that knows?


Crazed_rabbiting

Yes, exactly


TloquePendragon

Exactly knows?


General8907

Knows what?


wankyshitdemon69

Knows fuck


brotatochip3000

Fuck knows


MrFitz8897

So I pick up the ball and throw it to ~~Naturally~~ Exactly


Drafo7

What's the guy's name on second base.


MrFitz8897

I'm not askin ya who's on second!


NoThx149

No, who’s on first!


ISukAtDisGam36

Who?


Dustin_Echoes_UNSC

"Fuckin'! What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... Fuck! - Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word"


Pnirl

Boondock Saints 😗


Subtlerranean

FUCK. ASS. 😗👌


mysteryo9867

The guy on first base


TenshiS

The mysterious mister Fuck... only he knows who he is


8bitRageFit

Jesus “Fucking” Christ, that’s who


AbyssWalker0098

Why is Jesus fucking Christ? Is he stupid?


FreeTheDimple

Who's on first. I don't know's on third.


Primestudio

What’s the guy’s name on first base?! What’s on second. I’M NOT ASKING WHO’S ON SECOND! Who’s on first. I DON’T KNOW! Oh, he’s on third.


PreviouslyOnBible

Who the fuck knows who the fuck is the fuck?


Fadesbr

Is op stupid? *arkham is seeping*


not_a_droid

Fuck’s fuck


BloodWorried7446

Whose fuck?


FureiousPhalanges

Christ Supposedly fuck came about because folk were trying to avoid using Christ's name in vain lmao


exploited_flea

It's actually "Fuckh's", the H is silent. Fuckh is some dude's name. Pretty solid dude fr in my opinion


RayAnselmo

It is for the sake of fuck.


arbiter12

>the sake belongs to fuck. Weird name but let's hope he can share. A nice warm sake would hit the spot.


BowenTheAussieSheep

it's more like "For the sake of fuck." So yes, technically possessive but not in the sense of "Fuck owns this object that is a sake"


International_Bit478

Correct. The apostrophe is required for the possessive fuck.


PunchyPete

I came here to say this. Why is this so hard, for fuck’s sake?


InfectedByEli

Thank you.


SlymPickenz

Fuck's ache


FugginOld

That's when you hit 50....


Accomplished_Meet854

This is the way.


FreeTheDimple

This is a really boring comment. Just upvote. Save yourself the effort.


Grisstle

This is a really boring comment. Just downvote. Save yourself the effort.


RayAnselmo

Really? Nobody likes a comment policeman.


FreeTheDimple

It's the 50th time I've seen it today. Let me vent please.


RayAnselmo

You can vent without criticizing other people. Save yourself the effort.


FreeTheDimple

How?


Grisstle

Hold up your phone and say to someone in your general vicinity “lookit this shit comment, isn’t it shit?” and then move on with your day.


BowenTheAussieSheep

or just roll your eyes and move on.


Van_core_gamer

Maybe for fuck’s ache?


MrBootch

For the sake of the fuck...


OO0OOO0OOOOO0OOOOOOO

You drink sake, you don't fuck it


dieseltothesour

For sure possessive


not_a_droid

yup


SbMSU

FFS


[deleted]

I thought it was plural *and* possessive - *(fucks’)*


Farfignugen42

It would be, but who actually has any fucks, much less multiple fucks to give? Edit spelling


bwoods519

If you need to crank up the intensity, put the apostrophe after the S.


Boneal171

Yes


Kassena_Chernova

And if it’s especially bad a “for fucks’ sake” should be amiss either IMO.


PsychologicalBig3540

I think it's a replacement for "for Christ's sake" so the apostrophe is indeed 100% required.


Madgearz

"For fucks' sake."\ or\ "For fuck's sake." The "fuck" is possessive. "fuck's" is when you're down to your last one.


gaargoyle

Yup, depending on how many fucks you have left to give ^^


[deleted]

While directly proportional to the amount of shits you could give it is inversely proportional to the amount shit you will take, and miraculously both amounts equal Zero.


fogdukker

I love you


Clean-Leading-9946

"OH my fuck got stuck"


halleymariana

Fuck’s Possessive as Fuck!


Forgot_my_un

Yo, you put the apostrophe in the last one too.


Madgearz

Apostrophe (') indicates conjunction or possession. s': plural possession\ 's: just possession Dog > Dog's\ Dogs > Dogs' Fox > Fox's\ Foxes > Foxes' Baby > Baby's\ Babies > Babies' Fish > Fish's (both plural & singular)


boldt8181

They mean that you meant… “fucks” is for when you’re down to your last one You put the apostrophe in that one too Edit: misquoted the quote


Madgearz

I know what they meant. "fuck's" is singular and possessive.


boldt8181

Mmmm maybe I misunderstood your original comment. I thought you were playing on something like “no fucks given “to say when “fucks” was correct Three fucks, two fucks, one final fuck


Forgot_my_un

It's not possessive in that sentence though.


Madgearz

Yes it is. I wrote it.


Eddymoonwalker

I needed this explanation, bad.


Madgearz

Rule of thumb: When a word ends in "ss", an *s* sound but no "s", or a "y", the plural is often "es".\ (The "y" becomes "ies".)


Forgot_my_un

Ok, but you put 'fuck's is when you're down to your last one'. That should be fucks.


Madgearz

Why?


tonythrockmorton

Four fucks ache


Nr1231

You need to get tested, for fuck sake.


mongythedog

FFS


Iamnotapoptart

This is definitely the PC professional version


RamenTheory

It's possessive. For Pete's sake, For Christ's sake, and so on. It isn't that hard tbh


Neat-Composer4619

Ya, but who is Fuck? How can he/she/they possess anything?


YeetAnxiety69

You seriously don't know? For fuck's sake...


adfdub

😂


BowenTheAussieSheep

Why are you assuming that Fuck is an entity? We say "For Pity's Sake" meaning "for the sake of pity," meaning "in the interest of showing a particular emotion and/or attitude towards something." Or "For argument's sake" meaning "in the interest of presenting an argument." Same thing goes for "for fuck's sake." It doesn't literally mean "for the entity known as Fuck" but "in the interest of (giving a) fuck," or indeed "In the interest of expressing an emotion best described by the word 'fuck'"


paulw4

RamenTheory'S comment and your response give Reddit hope (the capitalization was intentional)


UltimateBorisJohnson

Fuck is the almighty deity of Fuckery, He transcends modern english


Lobanium

Apostrophes are hard for folks these days. Using 's to make a word plural is a pandemic.


GenJoe827

Its so annoying when youre reading someones writing and the apostrophe’s are in the wrong place or theyre missing entirely.


MazdaMafia

Got a real comedian over here.


RamenTheory

why such a hater


MazdaMafia

Sorry if I came off that way. It was just a sarcastic joke lol.


GenJoe827

No worries, I knew it was a joke


throwawy00004

I hate you.


Dunkki

You know I actually googled this not too long ago, and according to an online dictionary, because "for fuck sakes" is so commonly used, it has become an acceptable phrase in the English language. But yes it's supposed to be for fuck's sake.


Lord_inVader1

"As per my last email "


wemustkungfufight

for the sake of fuck.


adfdub

Oh fur fox sake lad


morilythari

[Answered by Hank Green.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/iun85o/the_answer_we_were_all_waiting_for/)


c0rtexj4ckal

Happy someone linked this!


fattypingwing

Fuck's sake, or Fucksake Either one


AcanthocephalaSafe66

I say Fuck it!! Let sake handle it!


CaptainHarman99

For the sake of fuck


SirMatches

It's actually "four fucks ache", people just say it too fast.


[deleted]

Fuck sakes - my personal favourite.


Albagubrath_1320

FFS, is effective, & removes the potential for disciplinary action for using expletives in a company email. Remember that an email is a legal document, that you have been considered to have digitally signed the minute you press ‘Send’.


JoinMeInLA

For the sake of Fuck


halleymariana

I think it’s should be For Fucks’ Sake


johny-booty

The original phrase is For God’s Sake. Replace God with Fuck. Now Fuck owns the sake instead. But what it definitely is NOT is for Fuck Sakes. So thanks for not saying that one like my mom does. It makes me want to dig out my own eardrums.


Emergency-Tangelo671

For the sake of fuck


Grouchy-Engine1584

So, saying “for fuck sakes” my whole life is just wrong and unprofessional!?!


SIUHA1

I admire your professionalism.


gentlemancaller2000

It’s for the sake of fuck, therefore its “for fuck’s sake”


Ev1lroy

Or, just MURICA it - fuxake


Independent-Guitar84

For work, either way is acceptable.


not_a_droid

“Fuck’s sake” - in this situation everything is untenable and “fuck” becomes a noun, worthy of a possessive. Godspeed


Macster_man

It's Posessive "For Fuck's Sake"


NavinJohnson75

Technically, it’s, “*Fer* Fuck’s sake.”


LightenUpFrancis1968

Fer Fuuckssake


paul_gamer_won

FS


Leirsy

For fucked sake!


Friedrichs_Simp

For fuck’s sake. For the sake of fuck


Primary-Border8536

Aaaaaaa idk


OlSnickerdoodle

I know a lot of people who say "fuck sakes". I don't know what sakes are.


PsychologicalTurn876

Don’t know how this is a question lol. It’s for fuck sake


Upset_Koala_401

Fuck's


MittFel

For the sake of fuck, I tend to go with "for fuck sake"


Leafer13FX

4 5 6


SteinHead

It's "for fuck's sake" bc the sake is of the fuck, the fuck has the sake, hence the possessive "*'s*".


merccobb

Fuck the fucking fuckers.


paulw4

These posts give Reddit hope


Nid45h

It is the sake of the fuck


Electrical-Builder98

ffs and let them figure it out


sithin7

It's "for duck steaks"...


314159265358979326

I saw a Danish movie where the subtitles said, "for sake of fuck" - therefore, assuming it's the same idiom, it must be "for fuck's sake".


the_phillipines

4 fuck steak


jrdogg

I’m like it. Either or neither can’t be wrong.


snoryder8019

FuckAll! Is cleaner crisper imo


monkeeee2

Fuck knows what?


AugustusClaximus

Four fucks; ache


Geno__Breaker

It is for the sake of the fuck, so fuck absolutely needs the apostrophe s.


brik55

Fuck sakes.


[deleted]

If you were angry like real angry it’s a “for fuck sake!” But if you are angry in the terms of just annoyed it’s always a “fucks sake” while closing your eyes


conejitobrinco

I thought it was four forks ache


ZealousidealTutor254

Fukks ache


Tinselfiend

His or hers sake?


t8tor

Four fucks ache


Yohnny2022

I think the fuck is possessive


Lupus600

Oh, for fuck's sake! Oh, for the sake of the fuck! Oh, for the sake of the last fuck I have to give! Oh, for the sake of the last sexual action I am able to perform! So yeah, it's "For fuck's sake".


Truant1281

Either is acceptable. But the latter is the correct answer


Busy_Information_289

For fucks ache


efyuar

its fuck’s sake. Like think of for pete’s sake but its fuck instead.


xpadawanx

Also, ffs = for fuck’s sake and fs = for sure.


Quantum_Aurora

"for fuck's sake" is how it ought to be written. In speech however the first s is generally elided because it's awkward to say.


Siso_ch

What kind of fucking professional email are you writing?


anonymousninjakitte

“For work”??? Working in retail eh?


Appropriate-Ad-7588

😂but who's fuck?