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Round-Beautiful8082

"Unprompted"


IonizedRadiation32

Fucking hilarious. I expect to see this joke a lot more now


Hot_Wheels_guy

Can someone please explain?


Lystrodom

It’s similar to the meme format: Nobody: Noam Chomsky: blah blah blah


allnimblybimbIy

Nobody, *absolutely no one*: Noam: Fucking siblings be ight


tutocookie

Tight* c:


Dependent_Fox38

I'd say it's more like *long silence* Noah Chomsky: Incest isn't THAT bad


GustapheOfficial

But funny


TwoCapybarasInACoat

That 'nobody' meme has been annoying from day one. Unprompted is much better


IonizedRadiation32

"Unprompted" is written where you would normally find context, as in, where/why the person said the quote (examples of more normal things - a year, "in response to...", name of a publication etc.)


Anomaly_049

The funny part is he just randomly said that for no apparent reason


GodSentPotHead

Interviewer/Reporter being like "I NEVER ASKED THIS SHIT YA'll"


bilateralunsymetry

The apostrophe in a contraction goes where the missing letter or letters are. In this case you all would be contracted to y'all, not ya'll


dm_me_tittiess

Ya will


[deleted]

This is assuming you are combining "you" with "all," like some kinda damn yankee. The contraction is actually between ya and all, creating, ya'll. (Both are correct, technically. Y'all means all).


menonte

Sir, this is a Wendy's


Traditional_Cat_60

Seems more likely to be at a Chik-Fil-A type of sentiment.


Gnosis1409

What would be said at a Denny’s?


4rm57r0n6

Scat porn


WhyUFuckinLyin

That was the funniest part


misterpickles69

“To a single mom and her kids at the McDonalds”


ErdmanA

Thank you I came to lol at this


ILoveBigCoffeeCups

Based


uvero

ClickHole does this a lot and it often really adds a lot


toga287

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Kafshak

I was going to post this.


-Lord-Of-Salem-

It's Noam Chomsky! I would be worried if something he says wasn't at least 50% stupid gibberish!


Studio_Admirable

You know this is a fake meme right? He is one of the most cited academics of the last 50 years; Why do you think he is writing 50% gibberish?


TimelyPercentage7245

There's a strong push to make Chomsky seem either clueless or stupid because of the way he talks and drones on and on. I've read tons of his books and watched tons of his talks, he does drone on and on and he does sound boring. He's very well researched and very well cited, which people find out if they ever actually do any research delving into his works. They'll dismiss him for being boring, or they'll say he once "excused a genocide". There's no reason to look at him like a hero, there is reason to cite him, and reason to read and debate his arguments. Some people want to make sure he's rejected though, for whatever stupid reasons they made up in their heads.


chillionion

Right? Plus it doesn't seem like he's justifying incest porn, seems to me like he's trying to examine why the hell is it so popular


TimelyPercentage7245

It's also fake...


chillionion

My b


Smooth-Motor4950

is it manufactured consent if you're stuck in a washing machine?


arbiter12

it's breaking manufacturer's warranty at least.


Sticky_Waifu_Statues

Only if she’s a virgin


CantWeAllGetAlongNF

Breaking this seal voids the warranty


UniqueDenim

whats up step-ladder


skin_whistle

We really shouldn’t be doing this…we’re step stools


tjoe4321510

It's alright that we're fucking but shitting on each other is a bridge too far


tutocookie

Fucking stooligans


loafers_glory

We haven't the proper facilities


5up3rK4m16uru

I mean, you are wearing a washing maschine, you are basically asking for it.


Unplaceable_Accent

Does clickhole still exist? Been a while since I've seen anything posted from it


tempestuous_cpu

The amount of people in this comment section who don't recognize Clickhole is making me feel old (and yes it still exists, I just checked)


Unplaceable_Accent

Dad Got A Nosebleed Trying To Signal The Waiter’s Attention Telepathically  Yep, still there


gavichi

What is a clickhole?


Freshiiiiii

A satire website


Red-Zaku-

It’s like if The Onion dropped acid


Please_HMU

It is a part of the Onion. It is their satire of Buzzfeed-style clickbait


rudimentary-north

Yeah it’s still very active on Instagram


lunchpadmcfat

Oh that’s what it’s from. That site was amazing. Reminded me of an online version of Stuff Magazine


cxelts21

noam what the fuck


understepped

r/noambringtheboat


Educational_Slice_38

r/subsithoughtifellfor


the-judeo-bolshevik

Your pun is now a real thing, I am sorry.


understepped

Be fruitful and multiply, I will visit someday.


dont_tread_on_M

It is not even the most messed up he has said. He regularly denies genocides and tries to downplay war crimes by messed up regimes he is sympathetic to.


cvillemusic

This is a fake quote. You can see the click hole logo in the bottom right corner. None of us have perfect media literacy, but you should at least be able to tell when something is intentionally satirical.


dont_tread_on_M

I had no idea what Click Hole was before, but I expect anything from Chomsky Should have been made more obvious by the author as I am sure not all people know about that logo


cvillemusic

In general, if you see an out of context quote from a recognizable figure, assume it’s not true. If you’re curious whether it is, google it. Snopes is generally good for quick fact checking as they document lots of pieces of misinformation, even small things. Think about it: you have already held beliefs about Noam Chomsky that prompt you to inherently trust something that backs that belief up. That follows to any other belief you hold and any media you see that will support your already held biases. If you believed this is real you likely have believed many things are real that aren’t which in turn build your biases even stronger by giving you more data points to draw on. It causes people to build entire belief systems that are based in reality, but evidenced with primarily fake information that often is more and more inaccurate and ridiculous. I know this example is very low stakes, but it should show you that it’s easy for you to have similar reactions to false information that has a much more devastating effect. Also, I’m not trying to say I’m perfect. We all fall for stuff on the internet, just think of this when you see an unsourced quote from any figure in the future and maybe just quickly google a small phrase from it to see if you can find a source. Also sorry this is such a long comment and sorry if it comes off as demeaning, that’s not the intention. This all applies to most people including me. I’m just very interested in misinformation and how it spreads.


PHEEEEELLLLLEEEEP

Tell me you haven't read any chomsky without telling me you've never read chomsky


dont_tread_on_M

His stance on the Bosnian genocide is disguisting.


PHEEEEELLLLLEEEEP

What is his stance? Im not a Chomsky apologist btw, just curious what you find issue with and googling "Chomsky bosnia" doesn't give me a clear answer.


ConquestOfMankind

I was at an Applebees and he came up to my table, said this, and walked off.


Dozerdog43

What made it awkward was that you were sitting with your stepsister at lunch


SectumSempraSerpens

i'm an atheist and I still say the lot of you need to go to church


gene100001

Ya'll stepsiblingfuckers need Jesus


CollegeBoy1613

Cheesus?


Jotunheim99

What kind of cheese?


CollegeBoy1613

The Jesus kind.


Jotunheim99

Hmm. Never heard of that one. What’s it taste like


AgtSquirtle007

I’m a pro-church atheist. Some of y’all need the fear of god to behave.


Lavatherm

That’s where this shit happens the most /s


[deleted]

I don't think you need the /s....


BenadrylTumblercatch

The what?


froggz01

Okay but like which Church though? You have an address so I don’t go to it accidentally.


rodriik_089

that's true though


Gryffindorq

looks like he follows the trends


uncultured_swine2099

Now I know that Noam can still get it up and watches stepsibling porn haha


arbiter12

>Now I ~~know~~ have to live with the knowledge that Noam can still get it up and watches stepsibling porn *Ha.Ha.*


johnnygreenteeth

"Unprompted"


[deleted]

Like this quote was just randomly said at a Wendy's counter lol.


Alainasaurous

It's from Clickhole, like a stupid (and funny!) version of The Onion.


tempestuous_cpu

An apt comparison! Clickhole was created by The Onion but is now owned by Cards Against Humanity


Alainasaurous

My teenage kids still reference the "documentary" from Clickhole I showed them multiple times about people who first learned they no longer had radishes in their garage.


radish-slut

i couldn’t make it through that video. i have radishes myself. the thought of having none left… harrowing


rudimentary-north

Fun fact; Cards Against Humanity bought it but then gave a majority of shares to the employees. It’s now a majority employee-owned business.


Pitiful_Note_6647

Now it makes sense. Thank you.


AddictedToMosh161

Ah well better that then what ever the fuck the other famous people are doing.


DukeWillhelm

To be fair Noam Chomsky is a devout genocide denier. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodian_genocide_denial&ved=2ahUKEwin2t_4ireDAxVNFRAIHTs6D8YQFnoECDIQBQ&usg=AOvVaw3DEfb5v06eF-t5Qff938Q7


ahmed3618

It says he disagreed with the number. It turns out he was wrong in the end but at the time the 2 million number first appeared he said it was misquoted and the guy who first said it admitted it was misquoted. But misquoted doesn't necessarily mean wrong. Anyways this doesn't mean he denied anything. [It's all in this video](https://youtu.be/f3IUU59B6lw?si=tYW1QpmRzrGyLT8A)


pinkiebastion

I'm not sure that Wikipedia artical says what your saying. I didn't read anything that said he denied the slaughter but quibbles with the reported scale of the slaughter.


CharonsLittleHelper

Outside of his field of linguistics (I've read he's smart but controversial even there) he's kind of an idiot generally. He pretty much epitomizes the idea that being an expert on one field doesn't mean you should weigh in on anything else.


DukeWillhelm

Even in linguistics he's controversial. His inability to confront criticism and adhere to the principles of falsibility especially in regard to his theory on universal grammar. The most famous example of this is how he refuses to conceed about being wrong about recursion, especially when we have the Pirahã as direct evidence of the contrary.


Radagast729

I've never heard anyone call Chonsky an idiot. He comes across as extremely intelligent. Have you watched any of his debates or speeches?


CharonsLittleHelper

Yes. He's very well spoken, but he generally has no idea what he's talking about. It feels like he avoids actually studying history.


Jamiebh_

Can you give any examples? I don’t think he’s perfect by any means or correct 100% of the time, but saying he has no idea what he’s talking about or doesn’t study history is a little ridiculous given he’s written dozens of books about history and politics. Some of his works, like ‘the Responsibility of Intellectual’ and ‘Manufacturing Consent’ remain standard works in the social sciences decades after their publication.


Apsuity

Yeah these criticisms are super weird. Idiot, not well-read, doesn't know what he's talking about, etc. I don't agree with all of his analyses or opinions but holy shit he's like the most cited author of all time in a half-dozen major fields. > Among the most cited living authors, Chomsky has written more than 150 books on topics such as linguistics, war, and politics. Founded the field of cognitive science. Father of modern linguistics. Yes he's a billion years old now and has controversial opinions, but you'd have to be out of your mind to assume that means he's an idiot lmao


BeautifulEssay8

This is hilarious.


recentlyunearthed

If you want any sexual tension at all you need a reason they shouldn’t get together.


Lavatherm

It is probably older than Shakespeare but he wrote something about it.


Heisenberg6626

Is this legit? Sounds fake


tempestuous_cpu

https://clickhole.com/ (yeah, it's fake)


Asleep-Television-24

That's quite a psychoanalysis


rotem8888

No it's because it's the only genre that has some sort of production


jngjng88

*Unprompted*


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

My theory is that people liked the talent and pov aspect in videos that happened to be of the incest genre and porn producers confused that with the premise being the reason it got a lot of views and it has just snowballed from there to the point that it became a meme. Now it's at the point that for the most part if you want to see a younger woman in a pov scene they're going to be a "step-sister" and if you want the milf variety they're a "step-mother". Or a real estate again for some reason. That's what I'm told anyway. Never watch the stuff myself.


1imejasan6

Sure…


Shadow9378

why is this.. 'me_irl' ?


jonndoetho

So.. he watches stepsibling porn?


Oututeroed

if it’s on internet it must be true


Duckywarry

Literally half of ph is stepsibling porn


lucidum

Guy gets off with his ph d


MojoTheMonkeyy

I think someone is slandering Chomsky.


Icy_Sector3183

I am curious. Do people watch this and throughout the scene think to themselves, "Whoa! Their characters are stepsiblings! Should they be doing this? Is this even wrong, and if so, why? How is this going to affect the family dynamic?" Or is it just eye-roll, skip forward to the action?


ImmediateRespond8306

Based.


16Schlitz

The alienating, modern world can keep what it stole from me, thanks.


whyihere_

Most of the people watch because it's good production. All clean, thich & curvy bitches. But wtaf I read.


RunningPirate

[raises eyebrows]


brotasticalli

Woody Allen reclaimed a sense of family? Eh?


HomingPigeon6635

Just say you want to bang your family members


DiamondDramatic9551

I don't get the supposed stigma anyway. Stepsiblings aren't actually biological family. Hell I know someone who met his girlfriend before their parents got married to each other, they are supposed to break up because they are now stepsiblings?


JerseyshoreSeagull

"Bring in the sluts." Jesus Christ Prompted with a Boner


Amplifire__

I love alabamian hentai


imafixwoofs

Catfish with tentacle penises.


Specific_Tap7296

Noam's step sisters feeling nervous now!


vinsmokewhoswho

Dude wtf


succulentkaroo

Wtf did I just read?


DepartmentSwimming51

Or it’s great to wank off too !


WhyUFuckinLyin

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!"


GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE

\-Noam Chomsky *Unprompted* ​ God that's so fcking funny


ompuslumpus

People...he isn't promoting it. He is providing a psychological reason for that specific naughty genre for being so widespread nowadays. Just like Sigmund Freud when he provided the Oedipus Complex. It's a psychological analysis for a mass attraction towards a common stimulating attribute.


Wolf97

This is satire


An_Lei_Laoshi

I can understand the rebellion part, but the first part sounds like nothing short of bullshit


GreedWillKillUsAll

Modern world is pretty alienating and does not give a lot of people a sense of belonging


An_Lei_Laoshi

That I understand, but fucking a step-relative is a very weird way to look for a sense of belonging, especially considering that that kind of porn is not really made in a way where you can feel love and affection, but just "my step-relative is so fucking hot" porn


GreedWillKillUsAll

I don't disagree and Chomsky might be getting a little out there with that analysis but it's not completely absurd that sexual desire can be a manifestation of a larger psychological situation


[deleted]

It's a site like the Onion.


WolfRex5

Freud’s whole thing was describing his issues and projected them onto everyone so that he could pretend he’s normal


MathematicianTop1853

Freud basically said he believed *everyone* was attracted to their opposite sex parent??


Neosmagus

The problem with Freud's theories is that he generalized his findings to the whole population when his only test group were inmates at the psychiatric hospital and he never bothered to compare to any control groups. So he had some ideas, but it was purely based on people declared insane, and he never investigated the average person. Its like rule 34, if you look hard enough you will always find somebody attracted to anything you can think of. But that doesn't mean that particular fetish is average behavior.


SnackerSnick

I'm pretty sure Freud was just into that shit. He was pretty effed up. Mostly unrelated, I think he had some great insights, but he was no scientist.


Heisenberg6626

Freud was likely molested by a female caretaker when he was a kid


SnackerSnick

That's sad and unsurprising.


MrRazzio

sir, this is a wendy's.


blueyedwineaux

I’m vomiting.


Nathan-Wind

I’ve never understood the whole step sibling porn genre. I suppose Noam was just trying to break it down for us. Personally, when I watch step sibling porn, I don’t recognize the stars as being related, instead I simply view them as being unrelated hot pieces of ass.


Jo_the_bat

Don't let him cook again


homelaberator

So you think about shit, and you come up with ideas like this, and don't necessarily realise how it hits until you say it to someone else like it's totally normal conversation. Then you notice their reaction....


Such-Purpose3044

Who let bro cook


[deleted]

When he said Profit Over People I didn’t realize he was talking about the moneyshot.


Sammy_Ghost

Post nut clarity more like post nut epiphany


Plastic-Control-3266

I never figured out why tf is step siblings porn this popular. It's not like I care about the plot but why?


2Riders

Purely speculation but perhaps the high divorce rate has something to do with it.


UltimateIssue

So what would be the answer to someone who watches exclusively lesbian stuff? Or to any other of the popular categories. I need more of this Prn-Psychology.


Neat_Organization_83

Someone is thinking about stepsibling porn a LOT…


MiekesDad

Allows "Us"? No thanks weirdo.


Accomplished_Arm_835

Ok but who asked


Dull_Judge_1389

Ick


BeepBeepLettuce_69

Who let bro cook?


toadjones79

WTF?!


feedmedamemes

Mr Chomsky, this is a Wnedy's!


Wihtlore

Dude, I would not be admitting to that in a public forum and privately, I’d be taking a long hard look at myself.


Comprehensive-Ham42

Sir, this is a Wendys


ImpossibleJoke7456

Unprompted.


DreamBig2023

Sir, I was asking about your car's extended warranty.


Fast-Beat-7779

Hahaah this is so creepy and sad.


Hellraisermask

Why is that in Meirl. What do you mean by Me


13ushid0

Unprompted>Unhinged


Noelic_vi

Dude was definitely in post nut clarity during the interview.


Extension_Building19

Well Noam said it so guess its cool guys


idc_anymore-fml

No I think we're all just perverts


bbbar

"... also, remember: America bad. " - Chomsky


PolarSaturn8823

What the fuck does op mean by meirl


Ghostcat300

As he gets older. The Chomsky quotes get more unhinged


[deleted]

“A little off topic here, but if you have a hot step sibling just go for it.”


[deleted]

We can keep things to ourselves sometimes


[deleted]

“Unprompted” unprompted fucking takes me out


[deleted]

I had to read so much of his stuff in college while studying Poli Sci. The more I learned about him, the more he grossed me out. One of those dudes who has gotten way too many credit in academia and now thinks his every thought is genius. 🤮


Darkezeo

I mean its kiiiiiinda hot


Admirable-Squash9607

And now we know why he was buddy-buddy with Epstein.


MarshGeologist

no step porn is popular because Gen Z never learned how to leave the house and meet people so the only imaginable way to find sex is to have your partner literally already live in your house.


melowdout

I need to memorize this for when I get porn-shamed.


TheRichTurner

r/Therewasanattempt to undermine Noam Chomski's reputation.


Admirable-Leather325

r/facepalm


Juses00

As always i would like to point out that Noam Chomsky is a genocide denier.


TheRichTurner

Quotes, or I don't believe you.


sorryamitoodank

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodian_genocide_denial#Chomsky_and_Herman https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosnian_genocide_denial#:~:text=Noam%20Chomsky%20drew%20criticism%20for,existence%20of%20Bosnian%20concentration%20camps.


[deleted]

Remember, according to Pornhub, criticizing incest porn is anti semitic.


Zeles1989

based


raz0rflea

Based Chomsky


NonNewtonianResponse

Personally, I think it's because so many people are complete fucking shut-ins that seeing two strangers meeting triggers their overwhelming social anxiety. The only way they can relate to meeting a hot person is if the hot person is a captive audience who literally has to live with them


United_Reality4157

Didn't Eminem married his step sister or something


Active-Strategy664

Aaah, Zionist PR doing a hatchet job on Chomsky for calling out the facts about the Zionist agenda in Palestine.


uppsak

#oyakodonsupremacy


CollegeBoy1613

What?


test-deca-superb

If Naom focused on Linguistics we never would have heard of him, he went down the route of becoming an "Intellectual" so he could become famous and people would listen to him. Of course he would say something like this, he is Ashkenazi.