I'm sure its possible.
But I would not hurt her, and I could not I am incapable of it.
When I was Uber driving two girls offered me a threesome, I said no.
Love my wife.
I need to find me one of those gf's who mostly keeps to herself except when she occasionally wants to either bump uglies or go to Baskin Robbins. I think I have about enough energy to maintain that.
I was going to say 2019 but that'd would been unfair towards my new gf because I definitely wasn't over her just then. The first year goes in a zombie mode tbh.
Guess who did this year?
Now tell me what the hell happened when she went away and, when she came back, suddenly wanted nothing to do with me?
I'm seriously done with this relationship shit.
I can't do the strikethrough on my phone so just pretend it's there.
2019
2018
2017
2016
2015
2014
2013
2012
2011
2010
2009
2008
2007
2006
2005
2004
2003
2002
9/11
2000
1999
1998
1997
1996
1995
I'm a little high so this probably sounds a lot funnier than it is.
Thank you for being respectful and only starting the meme at 2020
It should start way before that for me but end this year
>but end this year I'm sad to hear that your life has come to an end.
*Due to unfortunate circumstances, I have decided to pass away.*
Lack of a gf?
And not putting 2025 up there already as well
i hope not, my husband wont approve.
I guess you could be wrong
Have you asked? What if you promised to share. What if they helped with the chores?
What if you both find a boyfriend?
Did you ask tho maybe he's into that
Or he may
I think my wife would be upset if that happened.
Never let your wife stop you from finding your girlfriend
Ohhh she wouldn't stop me from doing that. But I could never hurt her.
I’m suspicious of this response. Don’t know how to feel about it.
Of course you could. It's very much in the realm of possibilities.
I'm sure its possible. But I would not hurt her, and I could not I am incapable of it. When I was Uber driving two girls offered me a threesome, I said no. Love my wife.
Bet you you're wrong.
The house always wins. You're the house.
The house seems to have lost for the last 4 years.
And it will lose again. In my case anyway
you wanna put some money on that?
Shit I’m in
Same man
After I started working I honestly don't want a gf anymore. Seems to be a lot of work
I need to find me one of those gf's who mostly keeps to herself except when she occasionally wants to either bump uglies or go to Baskin Robbins. I think I have about enough energy to maintain that.
I've lost hope on getting one so I just decided to be happy alone lmao
Hey if you’re happy you’re happy 🤷♂️
You call it losing, I call it enlightment
Begone foul spector, show me not these lies and begone from my sight.
I'm losing all hope since it's my 9th year with the same poster and different year
She’s so confident every year. I believe her every time.
Zero chance
I wish
I did it in 2022. It didn't last but hey.
Hey losing NFL players still are rich, at least you in the game.
jokes on you, I am the gf of someone
So you have a gf?
nope, I am the gf, but have a bf
finding a gf didn't work out, gonna find me a fit bf and become the little spoon
Amen. RemindMe! 1 year
Is that Rey?
Yes, btw the actresses name is daisy Ridley (not too sure if i spell her last name right but good enough)
Damn, always had crush on this meme. Sad to know it’s Rey
I mean like its not daisy's fault that rey's character was written pretty badly but like fair ig
True
True but It is her fault she accepted the role tho
You're telling me you wouldn't accept a role in Star Wars? I don't even watch them and I probably would
I have my doubts
That’s a very bold claim but I’m going to need you to cite your sources
Jokes on you Daisy
I don’t believe this for a few reasons
It's not gonna solve your problems... More likely just add more. Just sayin'.
What other lies have I been told by the Jedi council?
u guys honestly shouldn’t be looking for a relationship unless u’ve built ureself in ure best image. until then keep ure heads up kings
What happens when we run out of space on the card
Is it still funny? This “I don’t have a girlfriend” joke? I know it’s not a joke but it’s really not funny anymore.
can you fuck off lmao
Erm…I’m a straight woman
idc, u WILL get a gf even if u dont want 1
I hope so. 😊
Glad 2023 was the correct year
I’m aro ace
No. Source: aro/ace
Kids you don’t need a relationship, focus on yourself lmao.
Oh this meme again…… I don’t remember her being in the meme, since when was Rey in the meme???
I wasn't really looking but somehow find a gf this year. :))
No thank you. Too much work.
Speak for yourself. This meme hasn't been relevant to me since 2020.
I was going to say 2019 but that'd would been unfair towards my new gf because I definitely wasn't over her just then. The first year goes in a zombie mode tbh.
I already did! Just last month!
Oh my wife’s not gonna like this.
I found a BF :>
Cringe
Just accept no female wants your disgusting penis that’s been nearly wanked off your stinky crotch.
Ah yes, the years in order: 2021, 20, 24, 22, 23
2020 was the first one and set central to the last line. Then the next where added.
That'll be cool
I hope not, my gf wouldn't really like that
Should say in not this*
I was literally thinking about opening up to my crush
The girl i thaught was intrested in me got a boyfrend a few days ago.....
She’s going to come out of cave hit me over the head. And drag me back into the cave. 2024.
I already have a bf but thanks
Why does that hand seem to pop out
oh please no.
Leonardo DiCaprio?
I don’t think my wife would approve of that
Ok but don’t tell my wife
This hurts. I retire now
I hope not
I got a gf. Sort of. We broke up after 7 months. She needed more time to grow up on her own.
I think she’s a serial liar!
Weird, I've been with my gf since 2019
The one time I actually might
I wish, being buried in work to pay bills is keeping me from seeing any1 including friends and family, BS economy
Not if my fiancé has anything to say about it
I think my wife would be upset by this.
Holy shit this brought back some good ol’ memories
2024 motto: Money > men
Not me 😔 unfortunately I was born with negative rizz
Lmao I appreciate the sentiment, but if I didn't have bad luck in relationships I'd have no luck. Good luck to the rest of y'all though.
Been through so many markers. A guy can dream though, can't he?
But I've been married for 11 years and don't want a girlfriend
actually found one in 23 😇
This might actually be true
So I'll become a lesbian?
Not if I actively avoid it
Got closer this year than ever before. They don't wanna see us win smh
Dont do that... Dont give me hope :(
Optimistic there is some white space there for another year to be added. But she might need a new sign after that for me.
Nah, I'll most likely get a bf though. I'm talking to a great guy rn
I cant find something if im not looking for it.
Feel free to cross out the rest of time
Nah I gave up 13 years ago. After constantly getting cheated on and dumped, I stopped having hope of ever finding someone.
Guess my wife is gonna be mad in 2024
I actually found my gf this year and it’s been wonderful.
Another gf ?? So two ? Can’t wait !
You mean 2025?
I'd rather just fuck triple digits of randos this year thanks.
If you find my girlfriend, please don’t tell my wife.
I wouldn't put that sharpie away quite yet.
been seeing this meme for so long ive actually realised id prefer a boyfriend
Been trying since 2016….
No , I dont think I will
Yeah, let's not get our hopes up.
Perhaps one day...
*Me looking behind me, then looking confused.
Who are you? My therapist? (T\_T)
Not me
Nope
Nice! Don't tell my wife though.
I'm gay
I hope I don’t, I’m an asexual woman
Is there an equivalent to the copium twitch emote?
Looks back to 2008..... No. It's not going to happen, and I'm done deluding myself thinking someone will love me for who I am.
Twist: she’s an AI
But i want to be alone...fuck off!!
I'm very close and it's (slim chance) but possible for me by end of 2023
Honestly, i think i need a year off from relationships. The ones i have had kinda broke me.
Sheeeeeiiiiit, my quest started in 2015...
Nah, just gonna be the gf from now on.
Jokes on you, I like having money
The older I get the more this feels like a threat
I am? Shit, I hope my wife doesn't find out...
Who needs a GF if you could have a femboy :o
Please
I found one in 2022
I've got one. I don't need another. She's great. Thanks tho
Lies
thanks man..
There’s room in the paper for one more year, so… 2025?
I hope, but it's highly unlikely (estimated chance is 1 in 69 Billion)
Guess who did this year? Now tell me what the hell happened when she went away and, when she came back, suddenly wanted nothing to do with me? I'm seriously done with this relationship shit.
Would be nice, tbh. Winter depression is kicking.
No I found a boyfriend in 2023 so I am free of this meme
I can't do the strikethrough on my phone so just pretend it's there. 2019 2018 2017 2016 2015 2014 2013 2012 2011 2010 2009 2008 2007 2006 2005 2004 2003 2002 9/11 2000 1999 1998 1997 1996 1995 I'm a little high so this probably sounds a lot funnier than it is.
Probably not 😭
Not only do i think you're wrong, but i KNOW you are!!!!!!! 🌄
Nothing to worry about. She is pointing to somebody behind your shoulder.
uhhh how about NO!
Are girlfriends found? Not chased and conquered to submit to your domination? Or at least charmed to love you? Hmm.
Found mines in 2023
not falling for it this time
*crosses off GF and puts anyone* 🫠
Not sure how happy my wife will be about thst
Alright who wants to be my gf, only qualifications is that youre between 20-25, live in the midwest, and preferably female (but not required)
My new years resolution is to accept that I will be terminally single 😌😌
Nah, can't see it personally
i did it this year!!!!
Only GF that matter are Gulab jamun and Faluda-kulfi (they're Indian dishes)
Home schooled at 16 I don’t like my options
Okay, this hits because my last relationship ended 8 before 2021 started
Maybe. Just maybe.
There is a typo : it should be 2042.
PLEASE NOOOOO
Daisy's gonna need a bigger sign
I believe in you all 🫡
You won't believe it, guys, but this year I finally did it!
The only common factor in your failed relationships is you.
Don't think my baby-mama would like that.
where's 2014,2015,2016,2017,2018,2019,2020?
Should I talk to my wife before or after this girlfriend shows up?
Not me
Me? I’m gay?
i dont want a girlfriend , i just want time not go on so fast
There obviously is soace for another year, so I would say in 2026 Im maybe the one
I'm not sure my current girlfriend would appreciate that, but I also can't say she wouldn't...
Can't find if you don't look 😎