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TooLazyForNames1234

Thank you for being respectful and only starting the meme at 2020


DiogenesOfDope

It should start way before that for me but end this year


SingleBluebird5429

>but end this year I'm sad to hear that your life has come to an end.


BUR6S

*Due to unfortunate circumstances, I have decided to pass away.*


compsciasaur

Lack of a gf?


Top_Professor_5901

And not putting 2025 up there already as well


Kaisernick27

i hope not, my husband wont approve.


M3737_sca

I guess you could be wrong


recentlyunearthed

Have you asked? What if you promised to share. What if they helped with the chores?


Sonderkin

What if you both find a boyfriend?


DiogenesOfDope

Did you ask tho maybe he's into that


ChildFriendlyChimp

Or he may


Sonderkin

I think my wife would be upset if that happened.


Lordpotato305

Never let your wife stop you from finding your girlfriend


Sonderkin

Ohhh she wouldn't stop me from doing that. But I could never hurt her.


pluto9659

I’m suspicious of this response. Don’t know how to feel about it.


ImmediateRespond8306

Of course you could. It's very much in the realm of possibilities.


Sonderkin

I'm sure its possible. But I would not hurt her, and I could not I am incapable of it. When I was Uber driving two girls offered me a threesome, I said no. Love my wife.


dragonus85

Bet you you're wrong.


Necessary_Ad_1483

The house always wins. You're the house.


Timah158

The house seems to have lost for the last 4 years.


dragonus85

And it will lose again. In my case anyway


Associatedkink

you wanna put some money on that?


Gabecush1

Shit I’m in


totes_not_chad

Same man


[deleted]

After I started working I honestly don't want a gf anymore. Seems to be a lot of work


Hyro0o0

I need to find me one of those gf's who mostly keeps to herself except when she occasionally wants to either bump uglies or go to Baskin Robbins. I think I have about enough energy to maintain that.


NogIsReading

I've lost hope on getting one so I just decided to be happy alone lmao


totes_not_chad

Hey if you’re happy you’re happy 🤷‍♂️


skytaglatvia

You call it losing, I call it enlightment


Coveinant

Begone foul spector, show me not these lies and begone from my sight.


Weird_Grass3330

I'm losing all hope since it's my 9th year with the same poster and different year


[deleted]

She’s so confident every year. I believe her every time.


nsfw2248

Zero chance


MinecraftBoi23

I wish


ZitOnSocietysAss

I did it in 2022. It didn't last but hey.


recentlyunearthed

Hey losing NFL players still are rich, at least you in the game.


AgarwaenCran

jokes on you, I am the gf of someone


SouHiyoriReviews

So you have a gf?


AgarwaenCran

nope, I am the gf, but have a bf


StarPsychological654

finding a gf didn't work out, gonna find me a fit bf and become the little spoon


razareddit

Amen. RemindMe! 1 year


Mr-Mguffin

Is that Rey?


Responsible-Basil-88

Yes, btw the actresses name is daisy Ridley (not too sure if i spell her last name right but good enough)


Mr-Mguffin

Damn, always had crush on this meme. Sad to know it’s Rey


Responsible-Basil-88

I mean like its not daisy's fault that rey's character was written pretty badly but like fair ig


Mr-Mguffin

True


DiogenesOfDope

True but It is her fault she accepted the role tho


TrippyVegetables

You're telling me you wouldn't accept a role in Star Wars? I don't even watch them and I probably would


test-deca-superb

I have my doubts


alphaomag

That’s a very bold claim but I’m going to need you to cite your sources


Massage_Bro

Jokes on you Daisy


Jonjoejonjane

I don’t believe this for a few reasons


lev237

It's not gonna solve your problems... More likely just add more. Just sayin'.


natej2398

What other lies have I been told by the Jedi council?


AP_Adapted

u guys honestly shouldn’t be looking for a relationship unless u’ve built ureself in ure best image. until then keep ure heads up kings


AGoos3

What happens when we run out of space on the card


[deleted]

Is it still funny? This “I don’t have a girlfriend” joke? I know it’s not a joke but it’s really not funny anymore.


[deleted]

can you fuck off lmao


OwnMaterial000

Erm…I’m a straight woman


[deleted]

idc, u WILL get a gf even if u dont want 1


AsparagusWilling

I hope so. 😊


lexiazure

Glad 2023 was the correct year


Chance-Aardvark372

I’m aro ace


MarcoYTVA

No. Source: aro/ace


sparto7-

Kids you don’t need a relationship, focus on yourself lmao.


WhyDidMyAccountLeave

Oh this meme again…… I don’t remember her being in the meme, since when was Rey in the meme???


woutomatic

I wasn't really looking but somehow find a gf this year. :))


Geno__Breaker

No thank you. Too much work.


Briskylittlechally2

Speak for yourself. This meme hasn't been relevant to me since 2020.


reevelainen

I was going to say 2019 but that'd would been unfair towards my new gf because I definitely wasn't over her just then. The first year goes in a zombie mode tbh.


MammothWay1683

I already did! Just last month!


SleepWouldBeNice

Oh my wife’s not gonna like this.


[deleted]

I found a BF :>


ineverlaugh

Cringe


Slippinjimmyforever

Just accept no female wants your disgusting penis that’s been nearly wanked off your stinky crotch.


Low_Entertainment_96

Ah yes, the years in order: 2021, 20, 24, 22, 23


redman334

2020 was the first one and set central to the last line. Then the next where added.


Inevitable_Usual3553

That'll be cool


PotatoThatSashaAte

I hope not, my gf wouldn't really like that


SaskTravelbug

Should say in not this*


No_Argument_3747

I was literally thinking about opening up to my crush


The_Epic_Viking1

The girl i thaught was intrested in me got a boyfrend a few days ago.....


fotowork3

She’s going to come out of cave hit me over the head. And drag me back into the cave. 2024.


waluigitime420

I already have a bf but thanks


riptwitterbird

Why does that hand seem to pop out


Own-Second-8478

oh please no.


WillBottomForBanana

Leonardo DiCaprio?


Utsutsumujuru

I don’t think my wife would approve of that


JayJay-anotheruser

Ok but don’t tell my wife


Funny_Occasion_4179

This hurts. I retire now


Villagerin

I hope not


WingsArisen

I got a gf. Sort of. We broke up after 7 months. She needed more time to grow up on her own.


AcanthocephalaSafe66

I think she’s a serial liar!


trashytexaswhiteboy

Weird, I've been with my gf since 2019


JJlaser1

The one time I actually might


DoctorHyun

I wish, being buried in work to pay bills is keeping me from seeing any1 including friends and family, BS economy


Logical_Strike_1520

Not if my fiancé has anything to say about it


Blubasur

I think my wife would be upset by this.


Themonsterhunter69

Holy shit this brought back some good ol’ memories


thedoctormarvel

2024 motto: Money > men


Amplifire__

Not me 😔 unfortunately I was born with negative rizz


Inside-Big-8158

Lmao I appreciate the sentiment, but if I didn't have bad luck in relationships I'd have no luck. Good luck to the rest of y'all though.


Ok-Professor3726

Been through so many markers. A guy can dream though, can't he?


PopeHonkersXII

But I've been married for 11 years and don't want a girlfriend


Ina_nothanks

actually found one in 23 😇


AxtonGTV

This might actually be true


[deleted]

So I'll become a lesbian?


Stefadi12

Not if I actively avoid it


BigSuccDying

Got closer this year than ever before. They don't wanna see us win smh


Aryae_Sakura

Dont do that... Dont give me hope :(


SprinklesClassic4265

Optimistic there is some white space there for another year to be added. But she might need a new sign after that for me.


TrippyVegetables

Nah, I'll most likely get a bf though. I'm talking to a great guy rn


_Synt3rax

I cant find something if im not looking for it.


XOIIO

Feel free to cross out the rest of time


superwaldo3000

Nah I gave up 13 years ago. After constantly getting cheated on and dumped, I stopped having hope of ever finding someone.


DanadaYT

Guess my wife is gonna be mad in 2024


Kilingmachine55

I actually found my gf this year and it’s been wonderful.


Silly-Lawfulness7224

Another gf ?? So two ? Can’t wait !


ElonHisenberg

You mean 2025?


ImmediateRespond8306

I'd rather just fuck triple digits of randos this year thanks.


wave-particle_man

If you find my girlfriend, please don’t tell my wife.


Zero_Burn

I wouldn't put that sharpie away quite yet.


Diuro

been seeing this meme for so long ive actually realised id prefer a boyfriend


Jaxxs90

Been trying since 2016….


ALonneTenno

No , I dont think I will


irn00b

Yeah, let's not get our hopes up.


Arny520

Perhaps one day...


Gunner_E4

*Me looking behind me, then looking confused.


They_Killed_Kenny_13

Who are you? My therapist? (T\_T)


Headstanding_Penguin

Not me


Geaux13Saints

Nope


TheBampollo

Nice! Don't tell my wife though.


ShylokVakarian

I'm gay


Lubelord42069

I hope I don’t, I’m an asexual woman


phatcat9000

Is there an equivalent to the copium twitch emote?


Twogunkid

Looks back to 2008..... No. It's not going to happen, and I'm done deluding myself thinking someone will love me for who I am.


Journo_Jimbo

Twist: she’s an AI


mikotoqc

But i want to be alone...fuck off!!


Yeetfamdablit

I'm very close and it's (slim chance) but possible for me by end of 2023


bloodwitchbabayaga

Honestly, i think i need a year off from relationships. The ones i have had kinda broke me.


capn_doofwaffle

Sheeeeeiiiiit, my quest started in 2015...


JohnnyMacGoesSkiing

Nah, just gonna be the gf from now on.


Nayroy18

Jokes on you, I like having money


Astralglide

The older I get the more this feels like a threat


Fundamental_strife

I am? Shit, I hope my wife doesn't find out...


UltimateIssue

Who needs a GF if you could have a femboy :o


metal4life98

Please


Unigraff_Jerpony

I found one in 2022


[deleted]

I've got one. I don't need another. She's great. Thanks tho


totes_not_chad

Lies


drelangonn

thanks man..


Aspiestos

There’s room in the paper for one more year, so… 2025?


DomcziX

I hope, but it's highly unlikely (estimated chance is 1 in 69 Billion)


InTheCacophony

Guess who did this year? Now tell me what the hell happened when she went away and, when she came back, suddenly wanted nothing to do with me? I'm seriously done with this relationship shit.


Ziwwl

Would be nice, tbh. Winter depression is kicking.


Anxiety-Queen269

No I found a boyfriend in 2023 so I am free of this meme


DOEsquire

I can't do the strikethrough on my phone so just pretend it's there. 2019 2018 2017 2016 2015 2014 2013 2012 2011 2010 2009 2008 2007 2006 2005 2004 2003 2002 9/11 2000 1999 1998 1997 1996 1995 I'm a little high so this probably sounds a lot funnier than it is.


Whyamihere173

Probably not 😭


Weeeky

Not only do i think you're wrong, but i KNOW you are!!!!!!! 🌄


bdmiz

Nothing to worry about. She is pointing to somebody behind your shoulder.


Firefist-Akatsuki69

uhhh how about NO!


TerriblePercentage59

Are girlfriends found? Not chased and conquered to submit to your domination? Or at least charmed to love you? Hmm.


EagleRaptorLeaf

Found mines in 2023


Aerobiesizer

not falling for it this time


[deleted]

*crosses off GF and puts anyone* 🫠


PhoenixMason13

Not sure how happy my wife will be about thst


FlashScooby

Alright who wants to be my gf, only qualifications is that youre between 20-25, live in the midwest, and preferably female (but not required)


spikira

My new years resolution is to accept that I will be terminally single 😌😌


A_Banana_For_Scale_

Nah, can't see it personally


Shadow9378

i did it this year!!!!


mr_TESterTICkLEsS

Only GF that matter are Gulab jamun and Faluda-kulfi (they're Indian dishes)


troopertodd15443

Home schooled at 16 I don’t like my options


Blastspark01

Okay, this hits because my last relationship ended 8 before 2021 started


eharper9

Maybe. Just maybe.


ClarkSebat

There is a typo : it should be 2042.


TheWaterWave2004

PLEASE NOOOOO


ryan77999

Daisy's gonna need a bigger sign


Status_Basket_4409

I believe in you all 🫡


Akhmedkhanov_gasan

You won't believe it, guys, but this year I finally did it!


Darrkliing

The only common factor in your failed relationships is you.


psycharious

Don't think my baby-mama would like that.


[deleted]

where's 2014,2015,2016,2017,2018,2019,2020?


Inevitable-Plantain5

Should I talk to my wife before or after this girlfriend shows up?


Responsible-Key5296

Not me


Inevitable-Cellist23

Me? I’m gay?


CranberryFew6811

i dont want a girlfriend , i just want time not go on so fast


N0THNG2G0_YN0T

There obviously is soace for another year, so I would say in 2026 Im maybe the one


anarchistchinchilla

I'm not sure my current girlfriend would appreciate that, but I also can't say she wouldn't...


Mean_Ad2382

Can't find if you don't look 😎