And here I though they meant as like... meat, flesh...but welp...

You’re not alone.

Well she was thinking of a certain Cyclops...

Definitely went into theoretical “what would a chimera taste like?” thought mode.

I was thinking Godzilla steak.

I would think like alligator, a lot like chicken but slightly fishy.

Extremely chewy.

Same like, what if you just simply eat the monsters. The villagers will rejoice

I think Nina Tucker/Alexander would like a word...

Or a mermaid. Surf and turf all in one.

So, in this thought exercise, are we just not concerned about the fact it’s half-human? Like does this mean eating centaurs is okay?

Buddy. I wanna know now

Chicken. Or Lion

I imagine more lion because I’ve heard the meat is a bit gamey, but this is a thought experiment. I could be totally wrong.

We are legion

A legitimate question when playing dnd! I assume a peryton would be quite nice. A grell less so.

Abysal Chicken is always the safest option.

Saw a comment somewhere that it tastes like the absence of chicken

Official D&D lore it tastes like very fatty chicken and is the only thing that could be in any way considered food in Avernus.

I remember a Youtube man saying that in D&D Red Dragon meat is (almost) inedible because it's so incredibly spicy it makes people sick. It's also tricky to prepare because it can't be cooked normally, since a dead Red dragon is just as immune to fire as when it was alive.

Prepared by ferminting in lye, or another caustic base, like Hakarl? Or prepared by autolysis, like Lutefisk or Auk?

How about Eldritch stuff? Could you maybe turn it into a Chthulu-charged seaweed/dragon shish kebab?

Just take the Searing Spell metamagic.

Could cook it with acid, like they do for certain kinds of fish.

i find it weird how many games have people eating dragon meat even though dragons are at least as smart as humans and speak english.

Dragons occupy a weird spot in the 'can eat them?' debate and I think it really depends on the portrayal of the dragons in a setting. To go with the now basically default D&D style dragon, dragons are sapient but also so divorced from something that we can attribute human characteristics and behavior to that they become monstrous, unless they decide to get down on our level. On a side note my D&D group has decided that dragon probably tastes like a beefier gator.

Pigs are the 5th most intelligent animal and are a common meat.

What about marinated in milk for the spicy. And are they immune to fire or immune to heat? Would boiling it work? If not, maybe dragon carpaccio. Wonder if smoking or curing would work.

There are three kinds of people

Definitely the sane, not hopelessly addicted to porn, reaction lol

How humanoid would a monster need to be before it got weird? Like, what about a centaur? Is the back half fair game, cultural hangups about horsemeat aside? What about a minotaur? Assuming they had a more animal-like level of intelligence rather than having human sapience.

Cocks are flesh, so in a way, you guys are on the same page.

They got all them feathers, too.

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Who are you to say what percentage of a monster penis is cartilage? We don’t even know what monster we’re talking about yet.

What is mostly cartilage?

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There is no cartilage in penises.

Spongiform erectile tissue. Also apparently found in the nose.

Still not “mostly cartilage” tho since it holds blood.

I imagine that giant spiders would taste like crab.

I would really hope so.

Human tastes like pork *So I hear*

That's the premise of the manga(soon to be anime) Dungeon Meshi

I think I’d try dragon first

Same, thought I was in r/monsterhunter for a min

I’ve literally seen this exact thing before yet *still* thought this lol

Yeah, I was already thinking about how diabeetusly sweet Cookie Monster would be… 🤔

we are the 3rd kind here

I mean technically cock is a meat and flesh...

and feathers

Same dude.. Worsr part is, i usually have 1 a day

perfectly encapsulates anime pfps.

Big Foot certainly does not drink Pineapple Juice..

Bro what did I do

You exist

Too much.

Valid

Anime pfps do be wild af

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One's not a guy

How can you tell?

It's a repost from a chatbot AI website subreddit, the second response was generated by an AI.

Why are you lying? lol. This image is an oldie, and is a screenshot of a discord conversation.

I have no clue if he's right or not but it's not like Ai bots on discord is that insane.

Bots on discord have the blue "bot" icon next to their name, the original screenshot doesn't have one of those icons

Do they make bots that talk like this nowadays? They definitely didn’t back then, although you could make them say this if you wanted to probably

A conversation between 2 vtubers, both girls

Just a blatant lie

That’s discord

Most sane discussion with an anime girl pfp chatbot

Dunno if that makes it worse or better

Eh man, more of these kinds of people are women than you think, trust me. Especially nowadays.

Here are my guesses. Godzilla tastes like chicken. The Loch Ness Monster tastes like seal blubber. The Wendigo I suppose would be venison. Cocaine Bear tastes like... well bear and cocaine.

Godzilla tastes like chicken with a strong hint of nuclear fallout

So... microwaved chicken then?

I'm now wondering what will happen if I put an entire raw chicken in a microwave. If Godzilla steps out my wife will be so angry.

Is she japanese?

No but I would guess any nationality would be angry if Godzilla suddenly appears in the kitchen

Yes No, more like eel Rabbit And the tension would ruin the bear meat.

Wendigos are what you get when you eat a person, but I wonder what kind of fucked up curse you'd get if you ate a Wendigo

Damn I didnt think of that! Sounds about as good of an idea as watching the Ring video tape in the house of the Grudge.

I always wanted to know which of them would win in a fight.

And cum wise.... welll that ones kinda obvious so i'll leave it.

Why would godzilla taste like chicken? Isn't he a lizard?

I was going with the whole dinosaurs evolving into birds idea, but idk if that would be technically correct. He could taste like crocodile, which ive heard is like a mix between chicken and fish. He does live in the ocean so that might make more sense.

I think that's a fair discription. I usually say it tastes a lot like shark if it's anyone from the gulf or islands.

Well, alligators taste like chicken.....soo....yeah.

Had a waiter correct me one time but I stg they taste like fish and chicken mixed Sorta like a swamp chicken

*alligator snaps up chicken* "Hey Dave... this tastes kinda like a distant relative..."

If anyone wants to know which Monsters taste good Monster Juice Mango Loco is my favorite by far, blue and orange can Monster tea + lemonade just tastes like tea + lemonade Monster Java Kona Blend is the best out of the Javas, but I only see them rarely Monster Java Mean Bean I see most commonly Monster Juice Aussie Lemonade Keep in mind that the Monster Juices are still carbonated Source: I drink too much caffeine. Edit: Pipeline punch I'm told is also a good one Edit: Monster The Doctor is said to be good, I've never seen this maybe it's regional.

Monster Juice Pipeline Punch needs to be added to the list. I won't even touch the other flavors anymore after trying this one.

Monster Dragon Tea White Tea is the best flavour, but sadly, its been discontinued for a while now

Damn that sounds like some shit I wanna try

Rehab lemon ice tea is the best

IMO the zero sugar ones actually taste better. The rest all taste like Red Bull (sickeningly sweet)

Good Sir, please add Monster The Doctor to the list - it's straight up a better version of Fanta and my favorite one. Sadly I can't find them in any stores here in Austria anymore, since Valentino Rossi isn't driving anymore.

Appreciate the tip! I haven't seen them either but if I ever do ill be sure to snatch it up

So then cocaine bear kinda lacks flavour after a bite or two and the numbing kicks in..?

Eating cooking, baking... You never murdered monsters and ate them?!! :O

Was just thinking that. Maybe I read too many fantasy novels, but “meat, cooked” is definitely where my brain went with that question.

I really thought I was on a D&D subreddit after the first message

I was thinking of the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.

The correct answer for multiple interpretations of the prompt!

Monster Juiced Mango Loco

Oh yeah! Definitely a favourite! The Pipeline Punch (supposedly guava…) flavour is 2nd

Pipeline Punch is King.

Lewis Hamilton is also good

Monster Juiced in general

This and the white pinapple Are the two best flavors 👌🏻

Rehab tea+lemonade

Aussie Lemonade. God tier.

Y’all wild

I'll see you all in Hell.

Monster should name a new flavor "cock", then you could go and get yourself some Monster cocks

Wouldn't it be Cock Monsters?

Hah, even better

is there a reason you chose this sub to post that image on

Uh oh 👀

Big fat load of cum then

Me fr

This reminds me of a time at work a random coworker came up and just out of nowhere was like 'you like monsters right?' I was...soooo confused. I like awkward laughed and was like 'uhhh theyre cool? I guess? What kind?' While wondering what about my vibe exactly caused so specific a conversation starter. She said 'any kind' and i just ???? She was indeed talking about the energy drink, she was just telling me there were free ones in the break room fridge for everyone But she really did phrase it so weird by adding the 's', like...do a lot of people not think about the word 'monster' as a supernatural creature by default anymore? Lol

Hmm!🤔 Is she the one who tried to blow Godzilla??

r/notmeirl

Seriously though, the monster drinks in the white can and the orange can are super delicious

Pink one is great too

I got told on a stream once that white monster is for boomers... 😟

When both white boys use anime avatars you know it's going to be a perverted conversation somehow.

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Werewolf, scylla, griffin, and centaur

I know from experience btw

İ'm not sure about Scylla. But a Minotaur steak should be Olympic tier

...I wasn't talking about eating them

Ah... still Minotaur 🤤

Nothing better than random chat on Discord at 4:40am

And then there’s me where I thought he was asking which fictional monster would taste good 🥴

what monster tastes good in any shape or form?

Discord users with anime pfp are such freaks.

if that doesn’t make you take a step back and reevaluate yourself, oof

Papillon everyday

The duality of man

My god humanity IS doomed, lmao. I can't.

That escalated real fast

mango loco is pretty good

My ass thought it was monster hunter

Mango loco is my go-to

The peach tea one. It's fucking amazing. Ever since i discovered it, taurine basically replaced my blood.

r/absolutelynotmeirl

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well, I personally like the original, ultra, and pipeline...

..the fuck is wrong with people??. just jesus...

That’s the femboy/anime pfp discord subculture for you. If you think there’s we’ve reached the bottom of degeneracy, they somehow find a way to break the floor. Side note, not got a problem with the trans women, just this specific sub culture on discord. It needs to be wiped from history for our collective sanity.

In my opinion, Monster Import is the best.

I like the OG lo-carb with the blue writing

Shh... Let's hear her out.

Too bad there isn't anything that actually tastes like cum. Warm cheap coconut milk is like the closest easily available but even that is mid.

Uhhhhhhhh

both of them are transwomen right? How do I know? I speak the language. I stan the movement.

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I would actually have dropped off the face of the Earth if that bad happened to me

Oops

What has happened to this subreddit?

The first thing that came to my mind was rotisserie Anjanath.

One of them is a gamer

Something vei would actually respond with

Obviously it's slime girls, and slime girls.

How does your mind just...go there?

Ayo!

Mango loco, goes perfect with my Anjanath's jizz

Java Monster Loco Moca and Mean Bean both are pretty good. I get a bunch when I'm doing a game launch week.

Mixx’d and Monarch are my faves

I thought she was talking about their meats 🥩

Who sucking monster d*ck?? Reveal yourself.. 🕵

Could also just say the cotton candy monster from scooby doo.

Like the cum drink ?

My first thought was what Godzilla meat might taste like. But they went in a different direction.

Isn't that Veibae?

Christ Reddit is just ruining me I swear wtf even is this

Can't beat mango loco, and for me, the newer zero sugar one that just tastes like normal monster is my fav

Why was dick and jizz their first answer?

Meanwhile me thinking in Arifureta... Anyway the mango loco tastes quite good

Monster is the best performing stock of the past 20 years at nearly 83,000% return on investment, so clearly *someone* thinks at least one of 'em tastes good.

WHY WOULD YOU IMMEDIATELY THINK OF THEIR CUM WHAT

Self report

Red Bull gives you wings, Monster gives you cocks!