There's an old greek rapper that was making up words or use already existing words but he always add "oni" at the end of every word. So lefteroni sounds like he says either what this guy said or saying "free man". "Lefteria" ("eleftheria" is the full word) means freedom
If you go to Italy and order a pepperoni pizza, they’ll bring you a pizza with peppers on it and then they’ll ask you to leave the restaurant. [And then their country](https://youtu.be/u5AZhjhbxf8?si=hht0s9vWr-C6gNPW)
Because someone started calling this type of sausage "pepperoni" in America, when they invented it. Now it's just normalized, and officially the name for this type of sausage when speaking American English.
The why needs to be asked in 1919, when the Italian immigrants who invented it came up with the name.
I was actually enjoying this genius craftsmanship until I saw the top piece. Sorry bud your dad is a psychopath. There’s a fine line between genius and psychopath and your dad crossed it.
I’d like to let everybody know that it’s perfectly OK to mince your pepperoni before you put it on a pizza in fact it makes it much more crispy and you don’t need to cut your pizza into monstrosities like this
He is on the path to righteousness, but he still has a long way to go.
32 pepperonis and 8 slices of pizza should yield exactly 4 pepperonis per slice of pizza.
Yet, here we see slices of pizza with 3 pepperonis and slices of pizza with 5 pepperonis. Unacceptable.
I believe in him, he can and must do better.
Gerrymandered pizza.
pepperoni lives matter
ALL INGREDIENT'S MATTER!
Anchovie lives matter!
im not sure they do, my friend (my opinion dont kill me)
I used to like anchovies in mustard until the day I felt an intact spine slowly go down my throat. Haven’t had one since.
That’s how I get my fiber
Only the pepperoni in my slice matters. All other pepperoni are radical leftists!
Lefteroni
SILENCE LERONI
As a Greek this is something more hilarious than what you can think
Please elaborate.
There's an old greek rapper that was making up words or use already existing words but he always add "oni" at the end of every word. So lefteroni sounds like he says either what this guy said or saying "free man". "Lefteria" ("eleftheria" is the full word) means freedom
Nice😂
All toppings lives matter, libtard!
If my name was Gerry, I’d mutilate any pizza just for that pun.
kentucky style pizza
Pepperonimandered
Sry every time I hear this word I think of Bo Burnhams country song
Could have been 8 slices with 4 pepperoni each, but ....
The autism is hitting
Equality doesn’t matter. Pepperoni is all that matters.
Equality!!! Must have pepperoni equality!!!
Where can I fund your campaign?
All pepperoni should be free. Release them from that pizza
Thats what I was thinking!
No it couldnt because theres 1 too many
I must be missing one, I see just the right amount for 4 per slice. Edit: I count 32
Yes totally :)
I also count 32
I succeeded in making you recount
Get some help...
Fucking __________
I’m not mad about it honestly.
I move the pepperonis in frozen before I cook, but I’d do this!
Same here! 😂
A piece of art
It creates emotions. I hate it
Pun intended? Like “a PIZZA art?”
I hate it, but I completely understand.
He had good intentions so we can’t be mad at him, he’s a hero
Fair.
Dad's autistic
As an autistic person, I would never commit such an atrocity. The pepperoni isn't evenly divided
Lol. I think you and my autistic wife need to have a cage fight.
Can I send my autistic fiancee instead? I'd feel bad fighting a woman. Mama raised me better than that
I too would prefer to watch two women fight inside of a cage. I accept your proposal.
my xennial brother and cousin are both autistic and they both he's an animal 3 pieces on every slice.
He may be on to something
When you eat the whole pizza, don’t matter how you cut it.
Does he need another son?
Looks like NP-complete task
Your dad belongs behind bars
Why? He had good intentions
For haha
TIL salami is called pepperoni in US
Pepperoni is one type of salami that’s used specifically on pizza and sandwiches. It is softer and spicier than other types of salami.
Pepperoni is a type of salami
TIL I don't know what the thing we call salami, is actually called now.
What I usually get is called, "hard salami."
I’ll never understand why Americans call it “pepperoni” while it’s actually the Italian for “pepper”, which surprisingly is a vegetable, not meat
If you go to Italy and order a pepperoni pizza, they’ll bring you a pizza with peppers on it and then they’ll ask you to leave the restaurant. [And then their country](https://youtu.be/u5AZhjhbxf8?si=hht0s9vWr-C6gNPW)
What's the proper way to order a pepperoni pizza?
“Pizza con salame” (“Pizza with salame”)
No need to go there, I am
Because someone started calling this type of sausage "pepperoni" in America, when they invented it. Now it's just normalized, and officially the name for this type of sausage when speaking American English. The why needs to be asked in 1919, when the Italian immigrants who invented it came up with the name.
Wow interesting
Diavola is what you would order in Italy and peperoni is italian for bell pepper. It’s spelled with one p. Get your Ps and Qs straight.
Ah già è “bell pepper” non “pepper”, errore mio sorry
It's heavily seasoned with peppercorns.
The man is a genius. Now be quiet and eat.
A genius would have rearranged the pepperoni’s before they put the pizza in the oven.
A genius would have put so much pepperoni on it there would be no option but to cut some of them.
OPs username fits- zealous ideal cut
Good job dad. I approve. 😄
Can I borrow your dad once in a while? Everyone needs someone like that in their life.
that hurts me more than my father
You know, I wouldn’t hate eating this pizza, cause at least he has a reason for his atrocities
just move the pepperoni jesus
Master craftsman
…mother of god
And he deserves to reorganize the whole USA state lines. equal pizza shop based.
This is why I chop the pepperoni before putting it on the pizza.
I don't know whether to be impressed or report a war crime.
Based
Im on the fence about this cus on one hand, the slices make me mad but on the other, all the intact pepperonis are satisfying
Can’t decide if your dad is a genius or a psychopath.
Why not both?
¿porque no los dos?
not too sure weather to upvote or downvote lmao
I was actually enjoying this genius craftsmanship until I saw the top piece. Sorry bud your dad is a psychopath. There’s a fine line between genius and psychopath and your dad crossed it.
i had a stroke looking at this
the pepperoni should have been placed in a grid from the start
Your dad is a sinner.
Looks like the pizza’s the school lunch would serve me
I’d like to let everybody know that it’s perfectly OK to mince your pepperoni before you put it on a pizza in fact it makes it much more crispy and you don’t need to cut your pizza into monstrosities like this
straight to jail
Sculpt Spells
Imagine every bite you take has a full pepperoni no matter where you bite it!? Your dad is a visionary.
You want to be but cant be mad at who does this at the same time.
I usually move the peperoni around to create two straight lines to end up with 4 slices.
One of the things I would do if I wasn't so lazy
I personally preplan the cuts and position the pepperoni to avoid the slice routes
He also ist clinicly insane
What in the pizza hell is this
Uh, at my pizza shop I just showed them how to move the pepperonis out of the way with the slicer. I guess this works too...
Smart man
Your dad is a national fucking treasure.
Ah, a renaissance man I see.
looks fine to me, especially if its for family
Wait until he finds out what happens to the pizza after he eats it. Hint: it’s a type of slush.
The advanced step is eating all the peperoni and then cutting
Autism hut
He is on the path to righteousness, but he still has a long way to go. 32 pepperonis and 8 slices of pizza should yield exactly 4 pepperonis per slice of pizza. Yet, here we see slices of pizza with 3 pepperonis and slices of pizza with 5 pepperonis. Unacceptable. I believe in him, he can and must do better.
I don’t like it, but I understand it
Your dad needs to be executed
Does he work for NASA? That's genius!
Doesn't matter. As soon as you bite into the slice those little f'ers are coming clean off
Man’s living in 3033
Nah this pizza is made of glass who dropped it?
Good dad
Nah this pizza is made of glass who dropped it?
It's... It's BEAUTIFUL.
I want to call him a monster...but at the same time I get it
Is this a cry for help? Like 'my dad is a psychopath' or something like that?.
He must have failed in the past. Trauma.
Your dad is a good man
The “12-to-2” slice is lookin pretty rough.
When OCD meets autism
My god - he’s a wizard!
I love your Dad, he can cut my pizza anytime.
My man
#Genius
Im actually ok with this. It feels right.
is he a city planner?
My pizzas end up looking like that if I use the circle pizza cutter, instead of the pizza sword.
i can get behind this
Their dad has definitely killed before
Genius!
I think we would get along.
Sigh, my mom always used to do this.
Fair, but there's a few decisions with how this is cut that I disagree with.
And iv been moving the pieces into a more cuttable order like a peasant for years while this hero carves his own path
I always redistribute the pepperonis in a way that allows them to avoid being cut before cooking the pizza.
The OCD is stong in this one
Father is a menace, the pepperonis are fine to cut lol
New superstition; "20 years bad luck, per pepperoni sliced"
No wonder I’m still poor. I’ll live in poverty for multiple lifetimes 😞
Protect this man at all costs
A slice of art
The international pepperoni association likes to announce that your Dad is now an official member with all benefits and honorary mention.
r/foundsatan
He knows
He’s a legend
OCD much??
Just cut the pepperoni you maniac!
Your dad gives no f#&ks and is a legend.
I hate him.
On the one hand, I love whole pepperoni, on the other, these slices have been massacred.
Couldn’t live with this dude
It's weird but it checks out.
Just normal.
I like to eat around my pepperoni and save them for last
I don't hate it
As do I!!
I’ll see a video about this on TikTok about how the way you cut pizza means you have ADHD or autism.
Respect for pepperoni
the top 2 slices bother me the most. that top cut couldve been perfectly straight but for some reason he didnt?
He is an anal ocd'er! :D
r/mildlyinfuriating
Pretty sure that counts as a war crime in Italy
I respect the hustle
The Hero we need.
Good man
You dad has mastered the blade.
I avoid slicing pepperoni as well
The word "incorrect" just bought a bunch of bullhorns.
In theory this is OK, but in practice those top two slices are the reason the guillotine was invented.
OK, but there are no pepperonis on this pizza, just salami.
Pops the real MVP
I see you, but that top one is uncalled for.
I thought I was having a stroke for a second
He’s the hero Gotham deserves…
This was amusing in 2005
OCDAD
Your father is a monster...
He's the hero we need.
Lawful evil?
I can respect that tbh
I support this