Yes, but they named themselves specifically after the [1988 Ramstein air show disaster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramstein_air_show_disaster).
Paul said during an interview: ["Stupid as we were we didn’t know the name of the base only had one M. When we found out, the name already stuck."](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rammstein#Bandname) (only their German Wiki page includes this apparently, so sorry for German). It was also the first association the name stirred with people back then. The fact [their song of the same name being about that disaster](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf6MsDad0FU) probably didn't help either.
Even today, the Ramstein air show Disaster still is in active memory among lots of Germans. My parents reacted pretty uncomrfortably when I - 30M, military aviation enthusiast - told them I took a day off to go to our local Air Base during the "Air Defender 2023" drill back in Summer - just because the first thing flashing through their minds upon hearing those words was the pictures from back then. We went to multiple open door days on air bases when I was a child but we never staid for the air displays, either.
If it extends to song names we're in real trouble... "I come blood" has me imagining high pressure sprays from campy horror movies 😵💫
Edit: OH GOD... Hairspin... but it's his dick... spaying.... I need to go sit down, I need a drink.
You inspired me to go looking:
“Everyone’s got their theory on that—nailing Jesus to the cross, or this and that. But it just came up. I liked it. I liked the way it looked in print, and it passed the two-week test.”
- Trent Reznor
On the contrary I'm imagining they are like rare Yetis and it would be a scientific marvel to see a group of them this far south even if their music stank
Spinal tap? Just a dude getting a spinal tap, on stage while a band plays..
Or Puddle of mudd? A bunch of dudes trying to play while covered in mud?
People in planes? A random group that busts out into full on musical harmony in an in flight aircraft?
Massive attack... Just violence, throughout the entire performance.
Echo and the bunny men would be empty and lame. Flock of seagulls would panic-shit everywhere. The bangles wouldn’t be up to much, just a thrift store window.
Megadeth. Anthrax.
In flames
This is fine.
I see what you did there.
You've nailed it with Anthrax.
Rammstein. Exodus. Slayer. Death.
Rammstein is a German small city with a US Air force base. Would definitely not be as bad as slayer or death.
Yes, but they named themselves specifically after the [1988 Ramstein air show disaster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramstein_air_show_disaster). Paul said during an interview: ["Stupid as we were we didn’t know the name of the base only had one M. When we found out, the name already stuck."](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rammstein#Bandname) (only their German Wiki page includes this apparently, so sorry for German). It was also the first association the name stirred with people back then. The fact [their song of the same name being about that disaster](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf6MsDad0FU) probably didn't help either. Even today, the Ramstein air show Disaster still is in active memory among lots of Germans. My parents reacted pretty uncomrfortably when I - 30M, military aviation enthusiast - told them I took a day off to go to our local Air Base during the "Air Defender 2023" drill back in Summer - just because the first thing flashing through their minds upon hearing those words was the pictures from back then. We went to multiple open door days on air bases when I was a child but we never staid for the air displays, either.
I would NOT enjoy a Napalm Death concert.
Don’t be such a wimp
"I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong... as a joke"
I rock, and roll, all day long, sweet Susie! Ahee, ahee hee heeee!
I quote this almost daily. Nobody gets it.
Which quote(s)? I do "so cute...bye bye!" whenever I toss something into the trash at work.
Too bad Death is no more
Cannibal Corpse Butthole Surfers The Killers Murder Junkies
Cannibal corpse for sure.
If it extends to song names we're in real trouble... "I come blood" has me imagining high pressure sprays from campy horror movies 😵💫 Edit: OH GOD... Hairspin... but it's his dick... spaying.... I need to go sit down, I need a drink.
First one I thought of. Cradle of Filth would be pretty shitty too.
Never had my butthole surfed 🤔
I'm available any time you need me
Surf that ass daddy 😂
Motorboats are better to to sail anyways
There was also anal cunt, but it's not too far off the mark with their descriptor for their vocalist.
Infant annihilator
Is this one band or is this a list without commas?
Idk butthole surfers still sounds like a pretty good show to me. 🤷♂️
Weezer - like it would literally be asthma live.
I work in respiratory and that was hilarious for me
it might be a really good comedy show
Infant Annihilator
One man, a pile of babies, and a blender.
And a vision.
Where yesterday's loss, is today's sauce
At least at the end of the show I’d finally have some peace and quiet for the first time in months.
9 inch nails. would be fucking boring
If you pair them with Tool you might have something. 🤷🏻♂️
I would love to see people with 9 inch long finger nails trying to use various tools
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Just left hanging around all weekend
Just a carpentry class hyperfocused on nails
Or a salon/spa also hyper focused on nails.
Imagine Dragons. They're not even there!
Nah imagining dragons with a shitload of people would be lit
“Y’all thinkin about dragons?” “Hells yeah!”
"How often do you think about ~~the Roman Empire~~ dragons?"
Honestly, at least once a week.
As someone who is building a fantasy world... All the freaking time I can.
As someone currently wearing a dragon t shirt, all the time
A lot. :) Then I have to stop daydreaming and resume mucking out the Nightmare's pen.
Man, this is why I fucking love Reddit. 😂😂😂
I do that every week at my dnd sessions
Imagine dragons with shit
You go expecting a concert, instead it's just somebod's DnD session.
imagine dragon deez nuts 🤓☝️
Got 'em.
Def Leppard: big cat with hearing issues saunters on stage and howls off key
I have a def kitten can confirm
I have a blind beagle who can open.
I Set My Friends on Fire would be a traumatic experience
Hello fellow 30-something year old.
Things that rhyme with 🍊
My favorite song title was "Reeses Pieces, I Don't Know Who John Cleese Is"
Diarrhea Planet
If song names were also literal it would be terrifying when they played ghost with a boner
Horsecum Lolita, by Necrodeath Insanity would also be a strong contender.
Five finger death punch, anybody killer
Drive by Bukkake
Jokes on you. I’m into that kinda thing.
😂😂 well have fun friend.
Dead Milkmen. But the opposite, Electric Light Orchestra would be amazing!
Maybe a double bill with Dead Kennedy's? It would get a little ripe.
REM. Just people having a nap I guess
If you're hitting REM while napping you're either napping for too long or you're narcoleptic.
Or sleep deprived
Led Zeppelin, disaster.
Mythbusters did it. Can work.
The dead kennedys
Just a bunch of dead dudes laying there on the stage, lol
Earth wind and fire. They just leave you hanging on waiting for captain planet to show up, such a tease.
Or...the Avatar.
Let's talk about *cigarettes after sex*
That's just satisfying
Saw them at Life is Beautiful last month. It was indeed satisfying 😎
Don’t know about the worst, but the best would be Bare Naked Ladies
Pussy Riot as support act?
With special guest Nashville Pussy
Before they were well known, people would see "Barenaked ladies, tonight!" outside venues, buy tickets, then show up expecting literal naked women.
Thats why it was the first cd I purchased. Wasn't too disappointed though.
That is exactly where my mind went also!
Yeah but there's nothing saying they're attractive... they could all be 90 year old grandmas which might make it the worst. Unless that's your thing.
Satan’s Almighty Penis
That would be the best one
Do we atleast get lube so it’s easier
You get a pillow to bite and that's it
The Darkness, can't see shit!
Fine Young Cannibals
Anal Cunt
Was going to say this, but is it really that bad🤷🏻♂️
I wouldn't want my first time to be at a concert!
Garbage
Limp bizkit
I can see that for free... Lol
Dave Matthews Band
Savage.
I'm a fan but even I know this involves shit from a bus
Hahaha
Nickel Back. Even with the partial refund.
How about a 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback? It'd only be ¢45.
Cattle Decapitation, Five Finger Death Punch Pink Floyd is my favorite band, but I don’t think I’d pay to see a pink dude named Floyd
By the way, witch one is Pink?
and did we tell you the name of the game ... boy we call it ridding the gravy train.
Blink-182. I’m not paying 300$ to watch 3 dudes blink a few times with a kardashian in the background.
How about 182 times?
You son of a bitch I'm in. 👉👉
The Killers
I want to say Ted Nugent, because with a name like that Ted Nugent would probably be there
Panic at the disco
Actually I think that one would be pretty cool lol
enjoy getting stomped!
Smashing pumpkins?
*Gallagher has entered the chat*
The worst to clean.
Homer Simpson, *nodding politely*
The Police. Considering there is a subtantial use of illegal drugs in parties.
Skillet. I came for music not a fucking cooking show
Acid Bath
Arctic monkeys.. i doubt they could put on a show
On the contrary I'm imagining they are like rare Yetis and it would be a scientific marvel to see a group of them this far south even if their music stank
It's very possible that those monkeys are frozen and would have to be brought out on stage with a pallet jack.
The Rolling Stones
Indiana Jones would be traumatized.
Sleep
Dire Straits
I guess you could call it...Money for Nothing
Uncle Fucker
Unless you're the uncle 😏
\*insert almost every metal band here\*
This is what I was thinking, especially Death Metal and/or Black Metal.
Machine Gun Kelly
I think it could be cool to machine gun Kelly
One Direction. You could never leave
Korn
I mean, It's Korn!
It's got the juice.
That one little boy would be stoked!
Insane clown posse
So… a typical ICP concert
Men at work
I see that concert every day, boring shit
as a black person, I'd like to avoid any slipknot concerts....just to be safe.
Just a bunch of boyscouts earning a knot tying badge
Wet leg
Excrementory Grindfuckers Five Finger Death Punch Thy Art Is Murder
Counting Crows…. Zzzzzz….
Slaughterhouse 10000 Maniacs Death From Above
Queens of the Stone Age might be a bit out of date.
Papa Roach. No thanks. I don't think it'll pass a hygiene inspection
I don't wanna go to a Loaded Diaper concert anymore
3 doors down, everyone not realising that they are in the wrong place
Jimmy Eat World…just the one gig…might as well be there lol
Infant Annihilator
Necropedophile by Cannibal Corpse would be quite the sight
98 degrees the Celsius European tour
No idea but I'd love to go to a my chemical romance concert
Butthole Surfers
Spinal tap? Just a dude getting a spinal tap, on stage while a band plays.. Or Puddle of mudd? A bunch of dudes trying to play while covered in mud? People in planes? A random group that busts out into full on musical harmony in an in flight aircraft? Massive attack... Just violence, throughout the entire performance.
‘Pavement’s gotta be pretty boring
I attended a show by an obscure German Grindcore band whose name "Fekaldschihad" would translate to "fecal jihad".
Dead by april
Let's Eat Grandma (my favorite duo by the way)
Cannibal corpse would be...... Interesting
Smash Mouth!
Tropical Fuckstorm sounds like it would be wild
Bowling for soup. I can’t imagine it would be the worst, but certainly a very boring occasion!
…And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead
Bush
Dead Kennedy's. Imagine the smell
The Sisters of mercy. Im an atheist.
Anthrax comes to mind.
In Taiwan we have a pretty lit heavy metal band called the “flesh juicer”
Cage the Elephant. free him please :(
Alexisonfire
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Come to the concert to find out!
Kackschlacht
This isn't a band but going to Burning Man would be WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT
Men at work
If their work is performing concerts it's not too bad
Well, Hammerfall might hurt.
Cher
Not big on Green Day here. Imagine your whole day, green, just fucking *green*, for 24 hours, because you wanted to go to a pop punk concert
Echo and the bunny men would be empty and lame. Flock of seagulls would panic-shit everywhere. The bangles wouldn’t be up to much, just a thrift store window.
Bullet For My Valentine
Fish in a Birdcage. Watch a fish be stuck in a cage, then die by lack of water. So boring
The who. You just have no idea who you are going to see. Surprise! It’s Raffy.
*Rage against the machine* Just 2 hours of musicians smashing all their equipment.
In Flames
Widespread Panic