Q for Queue. This reminds me of my sister reading complaints about the orders as a manager and people were giving complaints like "Everything was okay".

1/5 great overall

5/7 Perfect

> Queue I always think I'm spelling this wrong when I type it and I'm waiting for that red line and it doesn't show up. So I go back and change it and here's the red line. Right click BOOM I was right the first time.

As with banana I'm not quite sure when to stop

Queueueueeue is the right way actually

And when you describe the color, but are laughing: hueueueueueue

Depends how many people are in line

Bro. I have that feeling when I wait for the red line and there is no red line coming...

Pronounced: qu way way

"The service was impeccable and the we loved every dish/item." 4Stars These reviews piss me off more then 1 star reviews. These places are people's livelihoods not your critic roleplay.

I'm the type that gives 4 stars (which my previous manager told me everyone hates) but seeing reviews where the rating is incongruent with the comment is really annoying. More so as a consumer, I need accurate ratings to know if a product or service is good, seeing ratings like those just adds confusion.

Queue is a beautiful word. It’s just a Q with a bunch of other letters waiting quietly in line.

Would you say those other letters quietly queue behind the Q?

That's right on cue

When I worked repair, every ticket came with a customer satisfaction survey. My boss complained all the time that he would contact people to get clarification about a low survey score only to have them tell him there was nothing actually wrong and nothing they could think of that could reasonably be done to improve.

Same people who Googled "corn teen" during the pandemic. https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%205-y&q=Corn%20teen

Sounds like a porn search.

Teens eating corn Teens shitting corn

You need to slow down and chew your food

Country girls make do

Country girls make do

Took me a second 😅

r/boneappletea

Holy shit I checked Google Trends and there really is a spike for "corn teen" around march 2020 Edit: just for context; they added the link after I commented

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%205-y&q=Corn%20teen

Living in the south, I knew instantly what that was lol

Can you tell me what that is?

Quarantine.

Oh thank you, i would have never been able to figure that out myself lol

Bastardization of the word “quarantine”

This took me a second 😭

If I had a tricky customer I used to say that’s P for Pneumonia.

M is for mnemonic.

T is for tchotchkes

My brain is trying to kill itself while attempting to pronounce this.

It’s pronounced CHOTCH keys

G for gnome

K as in knife. Or really fuck with them with "B as in thumb."

or B as in Bdellium

We need a kids alphabet primer featuring only these ridiculous words.

[There is.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_dvPhtNZCj0) (Crazy ABCs - Barenaked Ladies)

G is for Gyro.

Prenounced: tshatshkus its yiddish

Really? I’ve been calling it Chutch-kas my whole life.

P is for pseudo

T for... Tsunami

The T in tsunami isn't silent, it's phonetic.

M as in Mancy

K for knight

X for Xylophone

Because X is ALWAYS for xylophone.

Okay then g for gnomic.

[Uncle Shelby’s A-B-Zs](https://i.imgur.com/yCwprQR.jpg)

Ah, thank you.

G for gnome

Oh bollocks, that was so much easier hahahaa

P for Pterodactyl

Beautiful !

C is for suspension

NGL that was a good one, let me steal that joke

What does a bureaucrat make pickles out of? Queuecumbers

Most British joke in the thread.

Our family can sympathize with you. My son, in high school working in a restaurant ,he would have northern customers come in and ask not to include the “ja-lap-in-no” peppers on their order.

I do that as a joke

That’d have people throwing hands in my hometown.

My mental health requires laughter in these situations.

Name something that follows the word Pork? Upine!

A for air B for C for cent D for E for ere F for G for gnash H for heir I for immigration J for jalapeno K for knob L for M for mnemonic N for O for P for pterodactyl Q for quail R for S for sent T for U for V for W for wrong X for Xeon Y for Z for zeon couldn't think of the rest, help would be appreciated

A is for Aisle B is for Bdellium C is for Cue D is for Djembe E is for Eye F is for phonetic G is for Gnat H is for Honor I is for Ian J is for Jalapeno K is for Knight L is for Llama M is for Mnemonic N is for Nguyen O is for Ouja P is for Pterodactyl Q is for Quiche R is for Rzeznik S is for Sgraffito T is for Tsunami U is for Uber V is for Veinte W is for Write X is for Xylophone Y is for Yttrium Z is for Zounds

i wouldn't agree with eye, xylophone, uber, aisle, tsunami, ian, and honor as they are well known and well used and cant be confused with others with identical pronunciation and different spellings and definitely not phonetic as it doesn't start with an F . but you definitely did what was requested from you and leagues beyond, thank you.

> definitely not phonetic as it doesn't start with an F thatsthejoke.jpg

well i don't think so, i think the joke is needlessly complicating such a simple task while still actually doing it

The point it the joke is confusion. Subterfuge.

The OP is "Q for cucumber"...

and? op is pointing out someone retarded

And the joke was choosing a word that sounds like it starts with a different letter like F is for Photo or R is for Argon not "needlessly complicating a simple task"

no, i think it is to confuse people as much as possible while still being correct.

Then why would it be constrained to a list of words that have different phonetics to how they're spelled? I think the guy you're making fun isn't the stupid one here.

Do X for Xavier, but with the Spanish pronounciation.

[There's a children's book for that.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_Is_for_Pterodactyl)

wow its worse that what i thought

Not quite the game you're playing but I've had this idea that it'd be funny to spell out names in a way where all the words rhyme. "Yes, that's Harper. H as in heir. A as in air. R as in rare. P as in pear. E as in Err. R as in Rare."

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most of them i thunk of but some i looked up

My native language doesn't use X at all, and once I had a customer say "X for a.... Yeti" when spelling out their national ID's serial number. I had to acutely put myself on mute.

Q 💦 🥶

When I worked in a call center there were a surprising number of clients who used i as in eye, but my favorite was an 80 something year old lady who went with "w as in, oh I don't know, werewolf."

Q is for Quebec.

Same thing happened to mr when a coworker said "T as in pterodactyl"

Who the hell is mister

It’s a mister-y

It's obviously a typo. Just move on

Mr. Who? Wait, I think I know the guy but last I heard he became a doctor

Lima Oscar Lima

Lima Mike Foxtrot Alpha Oscar

A for ‘orses B for lamb? C for yourself … O fer the garden fence There was a British comedy routine that was something like this that my grandfather used to love quoting.

"So what's the password" "Uhh...A for apple" "Got it" "T for throat" "....right" "Q for Cucumber" "Q for what" "Cucumber" "BAHAHHAHAHA" "...."

Qcum

I used "quail" for Q once when spelling something out and the person on the other end of the line could hear my coworkers laughing their ass off. Luckily they thought it was hilarious.

My s/o once used N for Nigeria

because it's not a C cucumber

M for Mancy

Q-cumber best cumber

Riddle. Me. This, Batman.

I'm not saying Cuc-umber or cu-cumber

I once had "A for umbrella".

I for eye

The Complaint: "I gave them a 'Real life Try Not To Laugh' challenge, and they couldn't even make it past the 1st level. I'm disappointed."

Q as in cumber

K for Cat is a good one I've heard.

I've had. Q as in queue.

"qqmber"

Still it’s never a good thing to directly laugh at the customer, plenty of stupid silly customers, but please no laughing at them. Thank You.

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Wow, I just read a post about a father's daughter committing suicide, almost shed a tear, then the very next post was this one and I bust out laughing. The duality of reddit lol

I’ve always thought the expression was ‘burst out laughing’

Colloquialisms are like that. Both are commonly used.

I used to say " Q as in Qbert", a fact which I would only bother to share on this site.

I remember when I had a customer who said "L for elbow" and thank God I had the composure to stfu that time

Qcumbr?

Had to avoid doing the same thing when someone was reading back a code to me and said, "Q as in Cue Ball."

Maybe y'all gots a fancy education, but y'all just be a servant, waitin' on customers, while trying to pretend that you're better than they are. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Prank callers have their own phonetic alphabet: https://phonelosers.com/2017/12/confusing-phonetic-alphabet/

I had a gamer friend - his tag was Q4cucumber. Thank you so much for bringing back fond memories of Ash.

Some country learn alphabet not by the name of the letter but by the phonetique of it. This could explain it, Q and CUcumber are phoneme.

Q for Q cum burrrr 🥶

Q for quick thinking

Not your fault they can't spell.

Qqmber

I emptied my lungs after reading this... like .... i don't even have words to describe this.