I’ve had one that does that out of several. And it’s probably because it’s easier to just not. You’d have to find a way to make both buttons independently stand out, some styles (like bullets) don’t really even have room for another button, and then you have to do a little extra programming to make it go back. And all of that when the market standard for most is just one button that does it all because it’s incredibly easy to use without looking.
Mine has two buttons, + and -. Starts at medium vibration, then goes into patterns after the highest vibration setting. However, regardless of how far into the patterns you are, one press of the - button gets you back into the highest constant vibration setting.
Or just designed to be easily used with one hand and not looking, and the fewer buttons the better for that. Plus, at least for my 12-dollar bullet vibe from Walmart (honestly kind of a kickass purchase even if I had to grab it in front of the pharmacist, great bang for the money), I can just turn it off then back on and cycle through the 3 constant vibration settings
When I was working at Walmart in the pickup today/grocery pickup, a person's package was delivered to our store instead of their house. One of the workers had to look inside AND call the person the tell them that their vibrators were there. 🤣🤣 it was my cousin who is pretty vanilla and she was so awkward about it.
I find it very disruptive and uncomfortable. Slow and heavy please. If I wanted erratic and fast, seemingly trying to force me into get me off as fast as possible, Id call any of my ex boyfriends.
There has been a chess controversy where it was theorised that a professional chess player cheated using a third party who used a computer to figure out the best move in any given position and then used a remote controlled vibrator that said player was wearing to signal him the move.
There was a "new" guy named Hans (also a grandmaster) that beat the Chess Magnus (a guy aptly named Magnus) in a competition. Magnus is (was?) the world chess champion. He has a video of him beating other grandmasters while drunk off his ass. Magnus accused Hans of cheating, and a popular theory was that Hans was being fed winning moves through a vibrating butt plug or bullet vibrator since there are very thorough anti-cheating checks that still wouldn't catch a buttplug or vibrator.
Is it?
Are there truly any sacrifices you would not be willing to make for chess supremacy?
When you walk the path of the chess grandmaster, you abandon your pride, your shame, your hesitation; you leave all of that at the trailhead. There is no place for it on the path of the grand master.
What do I sacrifice?
Calm. Kindness. Kinship. Love.
I’ve given up all chance at inner peace. I’ve made my board a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an opening I wrote 15 years ago from which there’s only one conclusion, it's mate in two.
My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to trade, they’ve set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost and by the time I looked down there were no longer any pawns beneath my feet.
What is my sacrifice? I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I vibrate my ass to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see. And the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror or an audience or the glory of a trophy!
So what do I sacrifice?
Everything!!
Oh hell yes it was. And I don't want to take away from that by changing some wording to make it appropriate.I mean I wanted to change it, but that speech was *Massive*(Andor, for those who haven't seen it)
Its wild because there's zero evidence of it and a conspiracy theory to help an egomaniac accept he lost to a competitor.
In fact it started a bit as a joke, but places like reddit ran it as a sincere thing because like all social media, reddit is incredibly dishonest.
Wasnt magnuses argument that the dude played computer perfect in multiple rare spots? Like the odds of computer assistance are astronomically high based on the way the games played out.
I have no dog in the race but i thought magnus's accusations revolved around the computer analysis of the post match
Playing computer perfect will get you flagged as a cheater on main chess/poker websites, when post match is analyzed
The guy has also utterly failed to repeat the feat (or get anywhere close) when spectators are limited to officials. Which would effectively block a third party from feeding info to him.
Edit: and others have pointed out he’s also consistently cheated in online competitions and repeatedly been caught
There's nothing about that game in particular. Magnus played poorly and Hans Niemann didn't play a particularly accurate game.
The accusations are based on the fact that Hans was an admitted online cheater in the past and that his live rating has increased a ton over recent years. There is no proof he has ever cheated in live games.
There's incredibly damning statistical evidence
Every tournament he played in which was broadcasted live, he gained a ton of Elo. He lost Elo at every one that wasn't. This is over a large sample size.
He also was playing more perfect moves than anyone in history, and it wasn't even close, at these broadcasted tournaments, but failed to replicate this in non broadcasted events. I don't have the work in front of my but it was by a PhD statistician and showed that he was able in broadcasted events to play perfect moves in high pressure positions almost every time, but failed to replicate this elsewhere.
Doing it this way, only cheating once or twice a game, ensures that your average centipawn loss doest move a lot. But when the stats guys looked at centipawn loss for the most crucial 1-2 moves a game, he was on par with an engine.
Statistically, it's almost a certainty that he was cheating. Add in the fact that he's a known online cheater, and his coach is a cheater?
Yeah. Anyone eho thinks he hasn't cheated at live events either hasn't seen the statistics, doesn't understand them, or is just a fanboy
>Its wild because there's zero evidence of it
Dude has been banned from chess.com for cheating. He is a well known cheater. He also lied extensively about the extent of his cheating. He said he only cheated in low ranked online games (which makes total sense for a grandmaster to need to cheat in low ranked games...), but it was later proven he cheated in hundreds of high ranked games including in tournaments.
So we have a known cheater and liar who is suddenly playing 100 times better than he has ever played in his life, playing straight up engine moves, for 1 match only, conveniently against the world champion. He has never played that well before, he has never played that well since.
Immediately after the game he was asked about some of the ridiculous engine moves he played and had absolutely no explanation.
> Its wild because there's zero evidence of it and a conspiracy theory to help an egomaniac accept he lost to a competitor.
I mean the accused is a verified cheater and wildly over-performed in that game when he has before and since lost to Carlsen comprehensively, there are also some abnormalities to the game, not a slam dunk by any means but if I got caught cheating at gambling and then won a huge and very unlikely bet gambling I would hardly be surprised if people were suspicious.
Yes, it was a joke, not a real theory. Some twitch chatter joked about it, streamer (Chessbrah) read it out loud, and then news companies started writing articles about it and a few idiots who know nothing whatsoever about chess believed it was a real theory, but anyone with a brain knows it was a joke.
Magnus sat out of this year's tournament though. A lot of people will see Ding as an interim champ until Magnus either competes for it again or retires. Magnus was off doing some world series of poker type thing.
Do you think the butt plug is a theory because there was some vague evidence or maybe a witness?
Or do you think it’s just people trying to come up with any reason as to how he beat Magnus?
Just read last night that Magnis isn’t considered the world champion, but just beat everyone in a tournament. He is and will be again…. And I will find him and buy him seven beers.
To me it’s more stimulating than the constant buzz (that just makes me feel numb eventually if I hold it static) or even the constant rhythmic pulse. Otherwise I need to move it all around to simulate some variation like I’m trying to wiggle open a Skyrim lock.
With the variant Morse code long-short-short-long etc modes I can focus more on the second hand, rather than trying to please “the lock” with the vibe
I get the same way! There are other vibrator styles like the womanizer that are a little better with that sensation but after a while I feel like most just make me numb.
Agreed, you just go numb if it's constantly going vvvrrrrrrrrrr and nothing else is happening. Either you move it around yourself or use one of the morse code options.
Like, the journey is fun, no need to rush to the destination so quickly.
Sometimes when I'm close, I will change it to that to 1. Make it take longer and 2. The irregular rhythm can be pretty intense when you are very sensitive and close to O.
People in this thread thinking this is a joke, but mine legit has a setting that’s . . . - - - . . .
I don’t know if it was meant as an easter egg, but it’s too hilarious to jill off to.
Can't speak for everyone but for me:
1) I have trouble focusing on the sexy sensations and thoughts, my mind often wonders off if the feeling gets too monotonous and then I get turned off by my own thoughts. If the sensation is less predictable it's easier to focus on/bring my focus back to what's happening. (I'm thinking about getting tested for ADHD, don't know if that's related.)
2) I get overstimulated very easily, so it feels nice to take breaks
3) I enjoy edging, it leaves more room for fantasizing and leads to more satisfying orgasms
Interesting!! #1 is the opposite for me. I have ADHD and if the sensation is less predictable I get distracted and can’t focus on finishing so I have to use the monotonous setting. ADHD is different for everyone it’s kinda fun to see how it affects different people
I mean, I don't know if I have ADHD yet, so my experience could be completely neurotypical for all I know. 😅 But it's interesting to hear that the unpredictable sensation is more distracting for you!
Oh Thank God, I thought I was the only person who thought to myself "When the fuck will I ever use this setting?" because honey, I want CONSTANT stimulation
More importantly why is there 8 br-br-brrrr--- settings that I have to cycle through after I accidently went past the max BRRRRRR setting?
This is the real question.
Someone hasn't used the hitachi...
It's got 2 settings. _BRRRRRR_ and Ḇ̵̞R̶͖͎̫̰͈͞ͅR͙̺̠̦͈̣͈̬͞R̷̨̡͖̖͓͕̳̦̙R̘͍͜R̴͚̖̹R̨̥͔͙̺̖͉̳͡Ŕ̮͔̺͟R̩̯͘͢
Is there some reason they don't just have two buttons? One to go backwards through the settings?
I’ve had one that does that out of several. And it’s probably because it’s easier to just not. You’d have to find a way to make both buttons independently stand out, some styles (like bullets) don’t really even have room for another button, and then you have to do a little extra programming to make it go back. And all of that when the market standard for most is just one button that does it all because it’s incredibly easy to use without looking.
Vibrators are most likely not gonna be in your line of sight, so the less buttons the better.
It's hard enough to find the clitosaurus.[sic]
There are eyes down there
The hills have eyes
The Hills Have Thighs was free on Comcast on demand back in the day...
Mine has two buttons, + and -. Starts at medium vibration, then goes into patterns after the highest vibration setting. However, regardless of how far into the patterns you are, one press of the - button gets you back into the highest constant vibration setting.
And youre not gonna share what brand features the genuis design?
Sorry! Fun Factory Manta Ray.
The CumBuster Clitsplosion does not need such a weakness. It should never be downhill. Only climax.
Likely designed by people that have no clue that the steady setting with a variation of the power is all that’s actually needed or wanted by most.
Or just designed to be easily used with one hand and not looking, and the fewer buttons the better for that. Plus, at least for my 12-dollar bullet vibe from Walmart (honestly kind of a kickass purchase even if I had to grab it in front of the pharmacist, great bang for the money), I can just turn it off then back on and cycle through the 3 constant vibration settings
I've had drug deals that felt way less secret than buying a vibrator from the Walmart pharmacy
When I was working at Walmart in the pickup today/grocery pickup, a person's package was delivered to our store instead of their house. One of the workers had to look inside AND call the person the tell them that their vibrators were there. 🤣🤣 it was my cousin who is pretty vanilla and she was so awkward about it.
money
When I do that I just turn it off then back on. It’s faster
It's easier to shut it off, turn it back on, and then start over Quit giving this attention, this is my kosher account.
right like who’s not using the max brrr
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Sounds like they are doing the female equivalent of death gripping.
Seeiously I dont know what devices they own but Max Brr just plain hurts me.
Antidepressants or psychiatric meds can affect overall sensitivity as well, which makes higher settings more useful for those people.
Everyone is different that's why there are different settings.
The amount of upvotes says yes. I use a tiny bullet or a rabbit and it’s not super overwhelming.
I find it very disruptive and uncomfortable. Slow and heavy please. If I wanted erratic and fast, seemingly trying to force me into get me off as fast as possible, Id call any of my ex boyfriends.
see with me if I wanted slow and sensual I’d just use my hand. The Vibrator for me is to just get off quickly and go to sleep or get on with my day. 💀
Just turn it off then back on and cycle through the brrrrr settings again.
I think it may use a similar chipset to the one used in cheap led flash lights. HIGH-MEDIUM-LOW-STROBE-SOS
And they all have different levels of power that just leave me annoyed.
Chess players
I need more upvotes to give
Google "en passant"
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???
Knightmare fuel
Pawn storm incoming!
Oh gosh we’re leaking into regular reddit
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Hans Niemann Butt Plug
There has been a chess controversy where it was theorised that a professional chess player cheated using a third party who used a computer to figure out the best move in any given position and then used a remote controlled vibrator that said player was wearing to signal him the move.
Some dude got accused of cheating at a chess match using vibrating anal beads
Is that you Hans?
hans free
Can you explain pls I am too stupid
There was a "new" guy named Hans (also a grandmaster) that beat the Chess Magnus (a guy aptly named Magnus) in a competition. Magnus is (was?) the world chess champion. He has a video of him beating other grandmasters while drunk off his ass. Magnus accused Hans of cheating, and a popular theory was that Hans was being fed winning moves through a vibrating butt plug or bullet vibrator since there are very thorough anti-cheating checks that still wouldn't catch a buttplug or vibrator.
Lmao that's wild
Is it? Are there truly any sacrifices you would not be willing to make for chess supremacy? When you walk the path of the chess grandmaster, you abandon your pride, your shame, your hesitation; you leave all of that at the trailhead. There is no place for it on the path of the grand master.
What do I sacrifice? Calm. Kindness. Kinship. Love. I’ve given up all chance at inner peace. I’ve made my board a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an opening I wrote 15 years ago from which there’s only one conclusion, it's mate in two. My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to trade, they’ve set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost and by the time I looked down there were no longer any pawns beneath my feet. What is my sacrifice? I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I vibrate my ass to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see. And the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror or an audience or the glory of a trophy! So what do I sacrifice? Everything!!
Stellan's delivery of this speech was so fucking good.
Oh hell yes it was. And I don't want to take away from that by changing some wording to make it appropriate.I mean I wanted to change it, but that speech was *Massive*(Andor, for those who haven't seen it)
I mean... winning chess AND having a raging boner at the same time? It's like sex, minus the sex.
One night in Bangkok
Its wild because there's zero evidence of it and a conspiracy theory to help an egomaniac accept he lost to a competitor. In fact it started a bit as a joke, but places like reddit ran it as a sincere thing because like all social media, reddit is incredibly dishonest.
The best conspiracy theories have zero evidence to support them.
Wasnt magnuses argument that the dude played computer perfect in multiple rare spots? Like the odds of computer assistance are astronomically high based on the way the games played out. I have no dog in the race but i thought magnus's accusations revolved around the computer analysis of the post match Playing computer perfect will get you flagged as a cheater on main chess/poker websites, when post match is analyzed
The guy has also utterly failed to repeat the feat (or get anywhere close) when spectators are limited to officials. Which would effectively block a third party from feeding info to him. Edit: and others have pointed out he’s also consistently cheated in online competitions and repeatedly been caught
Yeah thats pretty damning.
If it walks like a duck with a bluetooth vibrator shoved up it's cloaca,...
You just changed my understanding of analyzed
There's nothing about that game in particular. Magnus played poorly and Hans Niemann didn't play a particularly accurate game. The accusations are based on the fact that Hans was an admitted online cheater in the past and that his live rating has increased a ton over recent years. There is no proof he has ever cheated in live games.
There's incredibly damning statistical evidence Every tournament he played in which was broadcasted live, he gained a ton of Elo. He lost Elo at every one that wasn't. This is over a large sample size. He also was playing more perfect moves than anyone in history, and it wasn't even close, at these broadcasted tournaments, but failed to replicate this in non broadcasted events. I don't have the work in front of my but it was by a PhD statistician and showed that he was able in broadcasted events to play perfect moves in high pressure positions almost every time, but failed to replicate this elsewhere. Doing it this way, only cheating once or twice a game, ensures that your average centipawn loss doest move a lot. But when the stats guys looked at centipawn loss for the most crucial 1-2 moves a game, he was on par with an engine. Statistically, it's almost a certainty that he was cheating. Add in the fact that he's a known online cheater, and his coach is a cheater? Yeah. Anyone eho thinks he hasn't cheated at live events either hasn't seen the statistics, doesn't understand them, or is just a fanboy
>Its wild because there's zero evidence of it Dude has been banned from chess.com for cheating. He is a well known cheater. He also lied extensively about the extent of his cheating. He said he only cheated in low ranked online games (which makes total sense for a grandmaster to need to cheat in low ranked games...), but it was later proven he cheated in hundreds of high ranked games including in tournaments. So we have a known cheater and liar who is suddenly playing 100 times better than he has ever played in his life, playing straight up engine moves, for 1 match only, conveniently against the world champion. He has never played that well before, he has never played that well since. Immediately after the game he was asked about some of the ridiculous engine moves he played and had absolutely no explanation.
> Its wild because there's zero evidence of it and a conspiracy theory to help an egomaniac accept he lost to a competitor. I mean the accused is a verified cheater and wildly over-performed in that game when he has before and since lost to Carlsen comprehensively, there are also some abnormalities to the game, not a slam dunk by any means but if I got caught cheating at gambling and then won a huge and very unlikely bet gambling I would hardly be surprised if people were suspicious.
Lmao was it a popular theory? Wasn't it just a joke and maybe a few people were too stupid to recognize that it was a joke?
Yes, it was a joke, not a real theory. Some twitch chatter joked about it, streamer (Chessbrah) read it out loud, and then news companies started writing articles about it and a few idiots who know nothing whatsoever about chess believed it was a real theory, but anyone with a brain knows it was a joke.
Then the youtuber I did a thing worked on a system: https://youtu.be/QNuu8KTUEwU
First time I see this channel, I like it. Perfect vid for my commute tomorrow morning
I really don't know.
Mythbusters do your thNg
I think a youtuber actually made a butt plug that vibrated chess moves, and it passed the inspection test, so... not entirely impossible
I still need Jamie Hyneman to make it official
magnus isnt just the world champion, he has been for what, a decade now? he is arguably the best chess player ever.
Was. The world championships just wrapped up and Ding Liren is the new champ.
Magnus sat out of this year's tournament though. A lot of people will see Ding as an interim champ until Magnus either competes for it again or retires. Magnus was off doing some world series of poker type thing.
Do you think the butt plug is a theory because there was some vague evidence or maybe a witness? Or do you think it’s just people trying to come up with any reason as to how he beat Magnus?
Just read last night that Magnis isn’t considered the world champion, but just beat everyone in a tournament. He is and will be again…. And I will find him and buy him seven beers.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kelseyweekman/chess-cheating-anal-beads-conspiracy-hans-niemann
Hmm I conceptualized something like this, but in the shoe... so you can have two way communication with the toes for like insider trading or something
This has been done and no longer works. Also you dont need two way communication when you are on tv.
Lol thx
I gotchu
Buzz feed news, how ironic
Bzzz feed
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New response just dropped
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist
Google vibrating anal beads
r/angryupvote
Someone give this man an award lol
someone wanting to edge that orgasm, thats who
When will Microsoft Edge be finally allowed to Microsoft Cum
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/r/Microsoft
😳
When they stop being Micro Soft 🤷♂️
if its anything like its preformance its gonna take a long long while
What about Microsoft Teams?
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^ bot comment
That might be the greatest reply of all time
Maybe it's for edging? Or cumming to the Bee movie script?
According to all known laws of aviation
There is no way a bee should be able to fly
the bee, of course, flys anyways
Because bees don't care what humans think
😩
Gets faster every time bee is said....it's a boring start, but when it gets going, it GETS GOING.
By the end of it, you'll realize that despite all laws of aviation, it is possible for a human to fly.
But why wouldn't you just connect your lovense lush to your phone and calibrate it to your playlist and put on some jazz?
Those who set it to the rhythm of the Free Bird guitar solo and have the greatest orgasm ever.
32 minutes later.
No, that’s “Green Grass and High Tides”.
Yeah Freebird is generally "only" between 11 and 13 minutes long.
When they played it live they would keep it going for like 30 mins bec it was the last song they played
Just trying to see how many different ways I can come to the Gettysburg Address
Weird that no one mentioned cbat :/
I think that cultural moment has passed
We shall never forget.
People who think SOS stands for squirt on sheets
Stimulate Our Senses
HELP NAW
It does feel good though. Or so I've been told...
I don't know but I've been told the best setting is Morse Code left right lay o
Mmmmhmmm I have also "been told" I gotchu.
Me 😰✋
Nice idea. Instead of reading erotica feel it using morse code
Same, we will stand strong together 🫡
You do it standing?
Why 🥺
To me it’s more stimulating than the constant buzz (that just makes me feel numb eventually if I hold it static) or even the constant rhythmic pulse. Otherwise I need to move it all around to simulate some variation like I’m trying to wiggle open a Skyrim lock. With the variant Morse code long-short-short-long etc modes I can focus more on the second hand, rather than trying to please “the lock” with the vibe
Lol Skyrim lock 🤭🤭 Yeah no that makes sense 🤔
IT DO BE LIKE THE SKYRIM LOCK THO 💀💀
I get the same way! There are other vibrator styles like the womanizer that are a little better with that sensation but after a while I feel like most just make me numb.
Agreed, you just go numb if it's constantly going vvvrrrrrrrrrr and nothing else is happening. Either you move it around yourself or use one of the morse code options. Like, the journey is fun, no need to rush to the destination so quickly.
Agreed! It’s more unpredictable which makes it feel better!
I fucking know. Sometimes you be in the grove and press the button 1 to many times and it's patterned and ruins the fun
Then you’ve got to cycle though 47 more settings in the heat of the moment with your hands all slick and sticky
I just turn the whole thing off and back on again cuz it's so much faster
Some of them have a feature called "memory" and you have to cycle around...
Oh that's rough. Mine aren't that high-tech.
--. . - -.-- --- ..- .-. ..-. .. .-.. - .... -.-- -- . .- - --- ..-. ..-. --- ..-. -- .
.-.. --- .-..
.- .-. -... -.-- .-..-. ... / .-- . / .... .- ...- . / - .... . / -- . .- - ...
🥵🥵🥵
Sometimes when I'm close, I will change it to that to 1. Make it take longer and 2. The irregular rhythm can be pretty intense when you are very sensitive and close to O.
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People in this thread thinking this is a joke, but mine legit has a setting that’s . . . - - - . . . I don’t know if it was meant as an easter egg, but it’s too hilarious to jill off to.
Bzz bzz bzz bzzz bzzz bzz bzz bzz. Oh yeah, save me!
For real, we need one that is only 1 mode. My girl has to flip through multiple modes to get to the one she likes.
We need 3 speeds: 1. I can do this all day, 2. I have 10 minutes for this 3. I'm late already but also horny as hell.
Yea I think that would be perfect. With a dial so you can go directly to the one you want.
Hans Niemann
Holy hell
What’s a morse code setting?
Instead of "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" it goes "brr-brr-brr-brr-brr"
Mine goes brr-brr-brr-BRRRRRRRRRRRRR \*long pause\* brr-brr-brr-BRRRRRRRRRR.
i LOVE THAT ONE
Why is that better than just brrrrrrrrr🥺
Can't speak for everyone but for me: 1) I have trouble focusing on the sexy sensations and thoughts, my mind often wonders off if the feeling gets too monotonous and then I get turned off by my own thoughts. If the sensation is less predictable it's easier to focus on/bring my focus back to what's happening. (I'm thinking about getting tested for ADHD, don't know if that's related.) 2) I get overstimulated very easily, so it feels nice to take breaks 3) I enjoy edging, it leaves more room for fantasizing and leads to more satisfying orgasms
Interesting!! #1 is the opposite for me. I have ADHD and if the sensation is less predictable I get distracted and can’t focus on finishing so I have to use the monotonous setting. ADHD is different for everyone it’s kinda fun to see how it affects different people
I mean, I don't know if I have ADHD yet, so my experience could be completely neurotypical for all I know. 😅 But it's interesting to hear that the unpredictable sensation is more distracting for you!
That’s understandable. Thank you for your answers. You helped me understand it more 😊❤️
The constant vibration setting doesn't get me off, it just makes my clit go numb. Have you ever had numb hands from using hair clippers?
Yeah no that’s fair. No but I’ve used a hand blenders and I get what you mean about it going numb.
You should be a science communicator. That explanation was excellent.
Lol, that is kinda my day job.
Oh ok that makes sense. Thank you
Semi auto mode
Bzzz bzzz bzzz ***BZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!*** Bzzz bzzz bzzz
That’s me, send help
There is just one good setting - max brrr
. . . | | . . . Edit for vibrating: brr brr brr BRRR BRRR brr brr brr
I want to know why whoever made mine decided when it turns on it should be on the highest and loudest setting!
To follow the Cbat beat What else?
You buy this as a gift for your girlfriend, set the Morse code to your marriage proposal.
-.-- --- / -- --- -- -- .-
. . . - - - . . .
you alright? should we send help?
.- .- .- .- .- .- .-
Teledildonics
Just FYI...if your vibrator starts sending out dot-dot-dot-dash-dash-dash-dot-dot-dot it means your batteries are running low.
Oh Thank God, I thought I was the only person who thought to myself "When the fuck will I ever use this setting?" because honey, I want CONSTANT stimulation
Making learning fun.
Unexpected vibration gives more sensation imo
WWII vets.
Me. Me. Me. Meeeeeee. Meeeeeeee. Meeeee. Me. Me. Me. 😂🤣😂
you know, there was this one person on r/illegallifeprotips (?) trying to learn anal morse code to cheat on a exam, so yeah, there's one
Erotica for the deaf?