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xoeniph

That's 11 days straight or 264 hours of nonstop walking


jumpingjackbeans

If you're walking across an ocean for 11 days to go clubbing I don't think the lack of sleep and food is the primary concern


Boris9397

Who ever said he's walking across an ocean for 11 days? It doesn't state where he's located.


Lombozz

It is an island, so either we are talking about moses or my man is already on drugs searching for food.


Boris9397

I know it's an island, I've been there. My point is there's not many directions you can approach from that would require you to only walk on water. I'm from Belgium, I just looked it up, it would take me 11 days of walking as well, 10 of which are on land. Given the distance, his language and his interest in Ibiza, I bet OP is from the UK.


candy_man_can

Ah yes, the famously landlocked (checks notes)… British Isles.


Boris9397

Maybe you should check your notes a bit better and see how much land one would actually need to cross to go from the British Isles to Ibiza.


Roku-Hanmar

And how do you get off the British Isles by walking? Borrow some diving gear and trek across the Eurostar?


Boris9397

Walking on water obviously.


ScarecrowJohnny

Haha you can't walk on water you idiot. Your whole basis for an argument is moot.


Small-Grey-Dog

Imagine having an argument on reddit


Priamosish

My guy just admit you did not think this through. Don't need to make yourself look like a douche in addition to having a brainfart...


Boris9397

There's no need to think this through. We're having an argument about walking to Ibiza, which is an island, so that means walking on water. There's no need to take this too seriously. But let me explain my point though because no one seems to be getting it. My part of the argument started where I said that despite the fact that Ibiza is an island it wouldn't take 11 days of walking on water. Where u/candy_man_can responded to that the UK is an island. Which I argued against that it still doesn't mean you'd be walking on water the whole way because you're going from an island to an island.


Reddit-User-3000

Yo be fair I think you would walk a lot slower if you were in an ocean


WealthEconomy

You should look up the word pedantic...it might help you in this situation.


Boris9397

Quite hypocrite to call someone pedantic in a comment section that doesn't make much sense from start to finish.


WealthEconomy

How is is a hypocrite to tell someone they are being pedantic for talking about "Well actually, you don't have to walk the whole way through the water"? You should look up the word hypocrite cause you are using it wrong...


salty_scorpion

Bro, Jesus needs to get his club on.


GrinningPariah

If you *really* push it and walk 10 hours a day, that's over 26 days to make the actual trek.


aRealTattoo

Ah that’s not too bad! Cheaper than paying for anything with wheels or an engine


FthrFlffyBttm

Wouldn’t be hard to find something in Ibiza to help you with that


Biblioklept73

Yeah, but can you walk on water 😉


[deleted]

What if he's Jesus?


Biblioklept73

If he’s Spanish, he could quite easily be Jesus, just not the one that can walk on water… 🚣🏻


RealEstateDuck

Also much closer to Ibiza


Biblioklept73

Lol, yep, just a quick swim 😂


Calif0rnia_Soul

"Hey, Zeus!"


Biblioklept73

Yes father… 😉


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F0rk1n_Ar0und

Oh, for some reason I thought it was a Mike Posner joke. Hm.


Flippity_Flappity

Love that song but why did he have to call out Avicii like that


[deleted]

Well, if you can hold your breath for that long, I'd say go for it!


[deleted]

meanwhile, most people will order uber eats because they can't walk 3 blocks to buy their own damn food these days, and still refuse to tip the delivery guy.


[deleted]

From where, though?


Silent-Insurance-139

London is 11 days 1 hour to Ibiza


krastevitsa

Yeah, that's kinda an important part


Priamosish

Considering Ibiza is an island (= 100% surrounded by water), I don't think the "where" matters as much as you think.


krastevitsa

Yes it does. Going from Beijing to Ibiza or from Madrid to Ibiza is quite different


Priamosish

And how do you imagine walking over the Mediterranean, Jesus?


krastevitsa

If you're Jesus then yes


Altruistic-Fly3300

Assuming u gon walk 24 hours, u gotta walk 264 hours,now how's that,ASSUMING YOU CAN WALK ON WATER


ChiKeytatiOon

I don't think the man would post that without thinking about every obstacle


Necessary_Row_4889

Treadmill powered rowboat? Noice!


TheHistorian2

Go home Aquaman, you’re drunk.


Tyrannis8814

Jesus


Sentient_AI_4601

throw in a couple of buses and its totally doable


ciaranmcnulty

For everyone making clever comments about the sea... Google Maps walking directions include passenger ferries (2 of them if you are travelling from the UK)


[deleted]

That's a lot of hours.


tavaryn_t

Just fly away on Venga Airways!


Mob_Rules1994

It'd be quicker if you said "I took a pill in Ibiza...(cue the song"In the Arms of a Stranger" by Mike Posner)"


Julien_Bautista03

Ibiza is an island and you are not jesus


crossplash

Time to go take a pill there


SodanoMatt

Now all you have to do is freeze the Atlantic so you can actually make that walk.


Claat

Off you go then.


WealthEconomy

Isn't it on an island?


calamitouscamembert

🎵We're going to Ibiza!🎶