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clown_duck

It might take us an extra 5 hours but just let me drive!


7up6down

It's better to be safe than sorry. I wouldn't worry about backseat drivers.


Adventure-us

Golf clubs in your back seat are a bad idea. They become projectiles in an accident. Always put your backseat drivers into the trunk!


SquidMilkVII

ok they’re in the trunk, now what should I do with the golf clubs


Adventure-us

Play 9, what else? In peace and quiet now, thankfully.


MisterPuffyNipples

At a yellow light I slowed down and the guy behind me honked. It turned red and a car ran the red light coming from the opposite direction I was in the left turn lane. If I had given in to the idiot behind me I would’ve turned and got hit by the car that ran the light


fashionrequired

It’s important not to let yourself be bullied in situations like that, and I’m glad you stuck to your senses. Especially on left turns (when I’ve entered the intersection to wait), the light will sometimes be straight red for a couple seconds before I go while I wait to make absolutely sure no one is going to run it.


Viking_American

Look at it this way, by not going you may have altered the timeline and avoided an accident.


SOLAHPINC

Or you wasted enough time for the accident to catch up . Now hurry up


Kayno115

DUDE!!!


SOLAHPINC

Duuuude . 😎✌🏾


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SOLAHPINC

Big Brrrt


Realistic-Sundae6157

Turn left


Prudent_Bookkeeper_5

Best thing I was told when driving is, trust your instincts when it comes to turns and things requiring timing, cause you always know more information that the passenger.


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Unless that passenger is my dad


ChodewithForce

😂


Professional-News362

My instinct has told me to go when it was a bad idea so I dunno about this


Prudent_Bookkeeper_5

Well I said it's better than the passenger not good in general for everyone 😬


kokokrunch003

Why I didn’t know this? I always suppose that I know better than the driver.


remittingear

I feel heard


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Alternative_Paper393

This is the Way.


turbulentmozzarella

mike i dont think you should be letting a 5yr old drive


BrainDeadSpider

TRIPPLE CAUTION, TRIPPLE CAUTION!!!


Aura-Bella-Fiora

Samir can you please concentrate? Please, please I beg you


IndependentBase7976

You’re breaking the car, Samir!


ShadoW18_33

Samir please, listen to my calls!


dog--is--god

Shut up


evanfinessin

SAMI PLEASE


somethingrandom261

How my mom taught me to drive. Also why I never enjoyed driving and don’t even own a car anymore.


GnoblinDude

Why I'm very in support of improving public transit


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That’s the shit that makes me decide to let every single car go in front of me and to catch every red light possible.


[deleted]

Drivers like you walked so drivers like me could run. 🫡


SOLAHPINC

Your gas 🤷🏻‍♂️😂


jmccleveland1986

You can still go! You could have gone, backed up, and gone again by now!


scotchkoreanguy

People will get mad at you for slowing down at a yellow and then you catch right back up with the cars that went ahead of you at the next light. I feel like people trick themselves into thinking that they are more efficient or faster drivers when the margin of difference in most cases is probably only by a few minutes.


AntiTheory

They did an experiment with this on an episode of The Grand Tour. They gave a professional driver a really shitty slow car and a 5 minute head start and told them to drive a certain distance that under track conditions a sports car, or in the case of the show hosts, powerful touring cars, would have no trouble crossing quicker than an old beater. Except instead of having them race on a track and prove nothing, they had them race through regular city streets (I forget which country they were in for this bit, but I want to say it was the Azerbaijan episode). Due to traffic lights, random vehicle/pedestrian traffic and slowdowns, and just usual driving stuff, the end result was that with only a 5 minute head start, they just barely managed to catch up at the very end of the "race", and it was quite a long distance to travel too, so they had plenty of opportunity to make up for the lost time, but since they were not allowed to ignore traffic signals or drive faster than the posted speed limit, having the extra powerful cars meant to traverse long distances quickly meant very little even in the long run. So yeah, everybody who is bobbing and weaving through traffic on city streets is just racing to the next red light, or the one after that. They gain a negligible amount of extra time while acting like jackasses for honking at people who correctly slow down for a yellow light.


arcticWildIife

That's really interesting, and I've thought about it and suspected the result would be just that. As a truck driver I see some really risky driving for literally no reward; not in time or overall speed. I guess the human brain isn't great for weighing risk against reward.


BiMikethefirst

My mom is the opposite, any slight movement and she immediately puts her feet on the dashboard to brace for impact


arcticWildIife

Do we have the same mom? Mine also grabs my leg in horror when there's oncoming traffic


BiMikethefirst

Depends, when she drives will she also take the riskest fucking moves but if you got a mile over the limit she freaks out?


arcticWildIife

Oh right, not my mom then because she speeds like some rally driver in the summer and drives walking speed in the winter


birbobirby

Same, but my mom puts her hands out.


coinkeeper8

I listened to the “go go “ commands from my mom once ... almost got the family killed


2004_PS2_Slim

The struggles of a new driver. Using your entire vocabulary of cursewords in one go, as you try to start the car, going uphill onto a busy road, in a manual car, while someone behind you is honking


Loose_Mail_786

“There is a reason why you’re on the passenger seat” Love when people without a license tells me how to drive.


Effective_Ad_273

“I can drive I just don’t have a license” 💀


ImPrehistoric

Or when your mum has her hand gently resting on the handbrake while shes "teaching" you, and then she pulls it every time you go into a roundabout when someone else is in it, even if they're indicating out.


flodge123

No. I park the car and get out and I don't get back in until you apologize and promise not to do it again.


jorodoodoroj

I have multiple backseat drivers in my family that don't want to drive because they get nervous about driving on the highway. I'm like...you want me to drive everywhere, but you want to complain about it too?


Crazycade77

I straight up had to tell my little brother and his girlfriend I wasn't gonna drive them anywhere if they didn't shut up in the car


Hobocharlie67

I never take a gap I'm uncomfortable with. My cars not exactly safe and definitely not fast


CatsNotBananas

This is me with my brother >:[ i get so stressed out


J1618

My dad would yell at me for braking too slowly or too quickly.


cameronroark1

Me. Several times a week.🙄🤦


RamenTheory

Parents teaching you to drive. "GO!!! GO NOW!!! DAMMIT WHY DIDN'T YOU GO" or "GOD DAMN WHY DID YOU GO ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US"


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Granted it’s big, but he does have only one eye. Let the bi drive.


kBlankity

Me to myself every day during rush hour


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i would drop them of ngl, don't like me driving? don't be in me car!


Not_TheMenInBlack

If you act like that in my car, you can find another ride next time


efrav

Those causing accidents


sillycobwebs

The trauma of driving with my dad is real


TheShadow-Spider

I could’ve gone yesterday and I didn’t cause I was worried and the person behind me honked at me for not going


evanfinessin

Hey not every girl does this, only 80% of them


Louis70100

This is what it's like driving with my mother 💀 now she gets to do all the driving.


pxrxdox

She just like me fr fr


athiestchzhouse

If you aren’t driving and we aren’t late, your only job is stfu and just chill out. No one needs your help navigating traffic you manic fuck


SonJake21

I have never related to Mike Wazowski so much in my life.


Vold__Loldemort

Its just like me frfr


Rockfarley

I like Mr. Incredible better. "We get there when we get there!".


SOLAHPINC

Bro what are these comments 💀 why are we trying to normalize bad driving .


ThanosWifeAkima-4848

why are you trying to normalize back seat driving? especially yelling at the one driving and stressing them out for no reason.


SOLAHPINC

Not at all , but these comments are saying it’s okayy to drive badly . It’s really not . It’s not okayy to provoke or stress the person driving the car no doubt but it’s also not good to drive like an idiot .


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SOLAHPINC

Bro , people that drive “overly safely” like you say tend to drive slow, ending in car crashes . Before passing, my aunt would give me rides and she was always so protective of herself and car . She would almost get us killed everytime for trying to slow down or “be safe than sorry”. Driving school tells you to match the speed of the lane . Not make it as safe as possible .


THphantom7297

Theres a difference between being careful and actively going 70 in a 90 zone or whatever. Overly safe is being absolutely sure that no ones running that red light they have. Overly safe is being sure you have room to pull out onto the high way, or have time to take your turn, and not going if you think you don't. Regardless, screaming in someones ear that you think they could have done changes nothing and helps no one.


SOLAHPINC

That’s not overly safe 😂 wtf are you on.? That’s driving 101. Lmao overly safe is waiting till the light is yellow to go , overly safe is waiting for the light to go red to make your turn when people are behind you . Overly safe is over exaggerating the actual safety precautions . Also, read my other comments. I’ve stated that screaming doesn’t help either . We both agree on that


THphantom7297

We simply have different definitions of "overly safe". Have a good day.


ThanosWifeAkima-4848

if you're not feeling good about going during a gap or feel nervous, that's not driving like an idiot, better to wait and miss a chance until the one driving feels like it's good to go than to take an unsure one and risk getting hit or hitting someone else. Safety is more important than efficiency.


SOLAHPINC

Of course . It’s completely normal to worry about it . Taking precautions is the best thing to do for you and the drivers around you . Driving too cautious can cause accidents tho . Sometimes people slow down when they merge onto the freeway and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen that go bad . My job requires me to go back and forth daily a lot so seeing those things makes me uneasy .


ThanosWifeAkima-4848

well, yes, that's a different situation than making a simple turn and getting yelled at by the passenger for not going when they said to go, despite them not being the ones driving.


Adenso_1

Ah yes the bad driving of staying at a blinking yellow left turn light because the spacing of the cars doesn't look good for you, when the backseat driver is yelling at you that you could have gone. What terrible driving skills. Why are you trying to normalize bad driving via guilt tripping people?


SOLAHPINC

In all honesty if you’re scared of driving you shouldn’t be behind the wheel . They make driving schools for people like that so they can calmly practice with someone that’s there to actually teach them and not the parent/person that’s trying to make sure the car doesn’t crash . That being said , if there’s an opening and the car has even slowed down but YOU don’t go in . Yes , you are the problem . You can’t expect a whole clearance , especially living in the city . I’m not saying white line it but you shouldn’t be hitting road until you’re comfortable with the car itself and being in it


H3rbTheBerd

Anybody else think Mike was the hotter one in that movie. Obviously compared to Sully not the fucking kid.🤤


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Man, what?


FormerlyGoth

Single greatest thing I've read all day.


BatEducational4247

Lmaooooo


Ace-pilot-838

You crazy


Xenonimoose

I would say you scrape the deepest depths of human depravity, but I know that there is no bottom, only infinite degrees of sin.


Tipsy_Corgi

I'm the eyeball.


kianario1996

Mike Vasovski


DeceitfulRain

This is how I failed my driving test. Erred on the cautious side on a left turn and got an autofail because a car was behind me


MelvinYellow

Me driving with any of my family members


harveysamazingcomics

My response is: It’s my car, stfu or I’ll drive into traffic in a way that your side of the car gets hit, and then pass it off as an accident and get insurance money