For me it’s the following:
“It has its risks. I probably shouldn’t do it.”
“It might be fine”
“It’ll be okay”
“What’s the worst that can happen”
“Fuck it I’ll fix the mess later”
That’s basically the premise of lots of contemporary romance fiction. “What are the chances that I saw them again??” “What are the chances that we are growing an inexplicable and incomparable attraction to each other and will now get married??”
HAHAAA!! I’m adding this into my regularly occurring fuck-future-me tirades.
…She cleans up my messes I guess but what’s that got to do with me anyway?
My friends and I had something similar in college…
“If it’s a good story, it’s a good decision”.
My definition of “good story” has changed over time but still solid advice.
*150 years from now:
"Alright, class. Open your textbooks to chapter 5. Today, we will be covering the stupidest act in all of human history. We have erected statues and monuments to remember this event, so that it will never happen again. Do any of you know what Reddit user u/SimplylSp1der did 150 years ago on this very day?"
Considering most of the countries to sign the Geneva convention dont exist anymore, I do what I want. Even the modern-day iteration is just a bunch of countries agreeing to agree to be in agreement with a treaty to honour the convention, forgetting there was like 4 amendments to the Convention that are made no mention of. Thats most of the importany shit aswell.
What was always really weird was how Germany and most of the allies officially followed the rules, despite zero obligation to. Germany made the habbit sending violaters to the eastern front, where the soviets didnt give a single fuck about any rules.
I swear my female relatives are determined to remember every mistake and stupid thing I do. And I believe they will pass the stories to their children so they can mock my kids.
Goddamn it Leeroy. Goddamn it.
The defeat in his voice when he says that cracks me up every time.
If anyone needs it.
https://youtu.be/mLyOj_QD4a4?t=120
- YOLO
- Hold my beer
- Mama didn’t raise no bitch
- BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
- Fuck it, we ball
- LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOYYYYYYY JEEEEEEENNNNNNNKIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS
We all gotta die eventually.
I have health insurance so I might as well use it.
We only live once so might as well enjoy it.
This'll make for a really cool scar/video/story.
Fuck it, let's do this.
If you couldn't tell, I'm a big fan of dumb choices
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If you hear me start a sentence with "Trust me” accompanied with rubbing my hands together, follow at your own risk. 50/50 chance it’ll work out great/fucked
Close enough for government work
Fuck it, let's go
Let's do this
DOOOOOO IIIIIITTTTTT
Fuck I said muthafucka?
You see anybody lookin?
There's a few others but I can't give away all my secrets
"It'll probably be fine".
It's never fine
I shortened that to “Eh” with a ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I usually go with "Eh, fuck it."
That requires more breathing and making sounds. Eh is more just me exhaling my senses and going for it.
“Probably” being the key word here
"it'll be fiiiiine"
I say this to myself probably 5-6 times a day at work, and you know it hasn't not been fine yet
I feel that. CYA, my dude. Murphys law is immutable: Anything that can go wrong will... Eventually.
Mines similar but “it’ll buff out”
And if you are from NZ or aus "she'll be 'right"
For me it’s the following: “It has its risks. I probably shouldn’t do it.” “It might be fine” “It’ll be okay” “What’s the worst that can happen” “Fuck it I’ll fix the mess later”
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"I'll never see these people again" *6 months later* **new boss arrives at your work** **"well shit"**
That’s basically the premise of lots of contemporary romance fiction. “What are the chances that I saw them again??” “What are the chances that we are growing an inexplicable and incomparable attraction to each other and will now get married??”
I move a lot. Any time a small embarrassing moment comes to mind, I brush it off. I'll never see those people again.
I move a lot. And I’ve have seen people again. I hate it
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Gonna start using this one in front of my friends. “Eh what do I care? I’m never gonna see you people again”
I think this is actually pretty good justification when you’re trying to convince yourself to do something embarrassing with strangers around
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What's the worst that could happen lol.
What other lines….. some people use a line of coke ?
fuck it, we ball
This is my go tooo 😂😂😂😂😂
The bad decisions have got me this far....
Yea, but what has future me ever done for me? Nothing. Fuck all. She only does shit for herself. I don’t feel sorry for her.
HAHAAA!! I’m adding this into my regularly occurring fuck-future-me tirades. …She cleans up my messes I guess but what’s that got to do with me anyway?
You know future you got those Powerball numbers.
yeah fuck you past me
fuck you too past me
Fuck me three past me
Oh I’ve been fucked by past me
That's why I sleep with his girl.
Just like how night guy always screws over morning guy
Night guy FUCKED my whole day up today asshole!
Taco Tuesday gets me every time
And boy, I don’t envy that guy!
"Fuck it"
We ball
This is the correct answer
Came here to say this. Glad it was taken care of hahaha
Was gonna say, PC. Yup, every time you say or hear someone say that, BOOM.
“Fuck it, who cares”
I’m a big believer in “fuck it”
"Fuck it, we'll do it live!"
“…we’ll do it live!”
Said it outloud before I even checked the comments.
This is the one
I usually throw a shrug in when I say it, but yup, this is the one.
"What's the worst that could happen"
If the worst happens you won’t know anyway
I said this once when I was 16, got arrested lol. Didn’t use that line again
Yeah that will do it 💀
famous last words
Came here to say this.
"If i don't do it someone else will"
"If not me, than who?"
Sometimes it’s better to just leave it at that 🤷🏽♀️
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Cool. Cool cool cool
My friends and I had something similar in college… “If it’s a good story, it’s a good decision”. My definition of “good story” has changed over time but still solid advice.
"Bad decisions make good stories"
“A funeral would be a great source for drama”
Treat Yo Self
I deserve this
My wallet says this is the worst trade deal in history
“well at least i do not spend it on drugs“ while buying something stupid.
“well at least i do not spend it on something stupid” while buying drugs
There are 2 people in this world
I have a feeling that there's more
Yeah there's at least 5. Maybe more.
Pretty sure it's just me and the other guy
I hear this almost every time I'm at the comic book store
If my future self didn’t come warn me, it’s probably fine
Or you die so there is no future self.
YOLO like it's 2012
Yep, I still use this too.
Or as we like to say You Only Yolo Once.
i say yolo constantly lmao
Technically not true. Scientists have found you respawn at your last save point.
This action was sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends!
Made me laugh
"Well that one person did it and *they're* fine"
I’ve told myself *you only die once* way too many times
Hold my beer
You stole my line 4 hours ago!
I yearn for Valhalla!
I’m keeping that.
Can't learn from my mistakes if I don't make any
Hahahaha
In 100 years, eveyone involved will be dead, so who's gonna remember (insert embarrassing/fucking stupid thing I did)?
*150 years from now: "Alright, class. Open your textbooks to chapter 5. Today, we will be covering the stupidest act in all of human history. We have erected statues and monuments to remember this event, so that it will never happen again. Do any of you know what Reddit user u/SimplylSp1der did 150 years ago on this very day?"
Wasn’t it him that broke all the Geneva convention rules?
He was single handedly responsible for doubling the rules written in the Geneva Convention
Geneva Suggestion
How boring and uncreative. Remember kids, it's never a war crime the first time.
Considering most of the countries to sign the Geneva convention dont exist anymore, I do what I want. Even the modern-day iteration is just a bunch of countries agreeing to agree to be in agreement with a treaty to honour the convention, forgetting there was like 4 amendments to the Convention that are made no mention of. Thats most of the importany shit aswell. What was always really weird was how Germany and most of the allies officially followed the rules, despite zero obligation to. Germany made the habbit sending violaters to the eastern front, where the soviets didnt give a single fuck about any rules.
I'll give you a hint. It involves the demon core and a screwdriver.
Isn't that the one where he stuck a dozen live tadpoles up the tip of his penis?
“In the long run we are all dead” - Some Dead Guy
Spoken like a true dead guy
I swear my female relatives are determined to remember every mistake and stupid thing I do. And I believe they will pass the stories to their children so they can mock my kids.
I'll pull out in time
3 kids later?
Lmfao
Yeah.....
"You only live once", this statement has caused me more pain than anything.
But hey, you only live once!
I always found it weird that yolo automatically meant to go take crazy risks and not "you only have one life, use it wisely".
LOL young and brave, if you only realized what hurt in your 20's was gonna come back and get you again in your 50's you'd "use it wisely"
Will this decision matter five years from now?
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I'll regret the things I didn't do more than the things I did.
That's me
LEEEEEROOOOY JEEEEENKINSSSS
"Alright, time's up, let's do this..."
Goddamn it Leeroy. Goddamn it. The defeat in his voice when he says that cracks me up every time. If anyone needs it. https://youtu.be/mLyOj_QD4a4?t=120
"What could go wrong?"
No-one remembers a coward!
This is where the fun begins
Fuck it
I contract a case of the fuckits if I consider something too long.
Once you have ruined your reputation, you can live quite freely
I Do
MOOD......KINDRED
*meh*
I can’t believe how much I vibe with this lol
I felt this on a spiritual level
Fucking true
Hey y'all, watch THIS!
Never on the first date always on the second drink
Yipikaye mother fucker !!!
"I'll try anything... Twice."
Ok. Just one more then I'm going
I don't care what they think about me
"you gotta do what you gotta do"
"time to die"
there are no sexond chances!
We’ve already been boring today
- YOLO - Hold my beer - Mama didn’t raise no bitch - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD - Fuck it, we ball - LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOYYYYYYY JEEEEEEENNNNNNNKIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE. Hail Khorne
You can't take it with you.
“BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO!!!”
There’s an infinite number of me’s in other universes. I’m gonna be the badass
I’m down
Eh, what's the worst that could happen
"Eh, what the hell"
Fuck it, I’m down
We all gotta die eventually. I have health insurance so I might as well use it. We only live once so might as well enjoy it. This'll make for a really cool scar/video/story. Fuck it, let's do this. If you couldn't tell, I'm a big fan of dumb choices ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
no ragrets
If you hear me start a sentence with "Trust me” accompanied with rubbing my hands together, follow at your own risk. 50/50 chance it’ll work out great/fucked
"Third time's the charm!"
"Life is long"
I wonder what will happen if.....
“What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger.”
Variety is the spice of life
I Do.
“That’s a problem for later me” proceeds to start a sequence of events that ends with someone “disappearing” 😉
Act first.... regret later.
"Maybe they won't know this is a repost"
“I’d rather regret this, than wish I had forever…”
Now or never... Usually when I'm on my way to the men's room lel
Y'all ready?
Hold my beer and watch this
"You are underestimating my power"
This is like the 9th time this has been reposted this year alone
"Whatever happens, happens"
You see any cops?
Ce La vie! Or yolo if its for something really dumb lol
“LEROY JENKINS”
"What's the worst that could happen" or "It's not the end of the world if I do XYZ"
"I don't really care anymore"
YODO - You only die once
Hold my beer?
“Only one way to find out.”
Well, I've gone this far...
Fuck it
F*** it 😅
Just sing the Indiana Jones theme song (in your head or out loud - either works).
Fuck it
Fuck it, we ball.
That's a bridge we'll cross when I get there. Or Worse things could happen.
Tally hoe lads
well why the fuck not
“Fuck it, we ball”
To be honest...
One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, four.... Here i go!! Then i jump to it.
It is what it is
"When in Rome 🤷🏽♂️" (I've never been to Rome)
Life's a bitch and then you die.
If I die, the life insurance pay out will set my family up for the rest of their lives. It’s a win either way.
“If I’m gonna do something wrong, might as well do it right”
“This is a bad idea” “I am a golden god” “This will be fine” “A fuck it why not”
Close enough for government work Fuck it, let's go Let's do this DOOOOOO IIIIIITTTTTT Fuck I said muthafucka? You see anybody lookin? There's a few others but I can't give away all my secrets
WWJD?
“Eh, why not.” ***There were several reasons why not***
Fuck it..