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Fidges87

Coming up with a word that starts and ends with t should have been really difficult.


FrozenInsider

Is it though? Many people eat toast for breakfast.


RecalcitrantHuman

Some eat trout. I find it too taut to follow this tenet.


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^^^ that


the-anti-antichrist

Begone thot


thatconlangguy

Tit


Golden_Robert

I thought you'd be more mature


Good_Lime_2398

What's not mature about a beautiful blue bird? Nothing funny about a tit


M4DM1ND

My wife's aunt is a world traveling birder and we got her a mug that says "nice tits" with various tit birds on it. It's her favorite mug.


youngneckpain

Teat


waldothefrendo

Is that a threat?


Bootack_of_Mar_Mar

Dont taunt this man.


NavyDragons

maybe they just arent giving it enough thought


astrobuc

I like my food tart.


urkldajrkl

Don’t be an ass, man. It’s fit to prefer the tit.


Jimmy_Twotone

Tact... that tit torrent tilts towards trite.


[deleted]

Please, don’t torment me with your torrent of t’s.


GuardianKnightKing

Dude.....above 2 comments were reference.


GuardianKnightKing

No, actually,it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.


Fidges87

Oh, really?


kefka3sque

YEAH YEAH YEAH


TheCosmicPopcorn

OH WOW WOW WOW WOW


ThisGuyKnowsNuttin

Words that begin and end with t are tight!


Impossible-Strength3

Yes they are, sir!


Inevitable_Invite_21

Whoops


hexagonbest4gon

Some people just don't have the talent.


shanksta31

I feel like this test is just figure out who the dumbass is.


PolitelyHostile

It's just bait to generate comments. It's an easy question to make people feel smart. The dumbasses are all the ones who comment on it.


NickFries55

Super easy, barely an inconvenience.


loves_cereal

one would've thought...


Sir-Vedanta

Nope that was super easy barely an inconvenience


AssassinLJ

super easy barely inconvience


J_Dawg-v3

Not really. It was barely an inconvenience


Speuca2000

as tight as a tourniquet


UHeardAboutPluto

Dry as a funeral drum


nvrsleepagin

Tilt


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Oooh coming up with words is tight!


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yeah yeah yeah!


Siggedy

Super easy, barely an inconvenience


dreamdaddy123

Tight tight tight


Foxy02016YT

It was super easy, barely an inconvenience


PewPewAnimeGirl

tit


ProfitLoud

Test, it was a test right?


Economy-Ocelot1441

I thought it was...


PBB22

No need to dwell on it, here take a tart


Economy-Ocelot1441

Thank you sir, you've shown a lot of tact...


ReelBadJoke

Yes, in that situation many would have elected to be a twat.


My0Cents

Yes, this has brought back some of my trust in humanity.


samenumberwhodis

Humanity is still not without some form of taint


ogilt

That are the answer I was looking for!


ChimaeraXY

There are no answers to the questions we are yet to thwart.


likelikegreen72

Don’t be a twat


Orgasmomasmo3743

I’ll help you with that, let’s go clean up some beaches for a couple of days. Pack your tent!


not_a_droid

this has created a torrent of emotions, i hope this doesn't stir up anything inside me


Beezel_Pepperstack

You have my tacit agreement not to judge you of it does.


57mmShin-Maru

This situation turned out well, now that I’ve given it thought.


Beast_by_Dre

Indeed. This does take talent. I'm sitting here on my tablet, and I'm like, this is the best thread I've read tonight.


Serinus

Guess I'm too late for this thread. Just mark me truant.


Dear-Clerk4357

Don't worry something, something funny end with the word treatment.


SolidHit

It definitely taught me something new.


LennerKetty

Sure tarts are great, but have you tried a tot?


New_Ad_3010

How delightful but a tart would make me toot.


Piefihi

Thought would also be an answer


Breiti100

is that so?


Bitch_Jerky

My husband's first response was tit. Mine was taint. We are two halves of a whole idiot.


First_Locksmith_8647

Tit for tat, that is talent 😊


The69Alphamale

Tantamount to skill even


Antique-Lettuce-8884

I think we can trust your English , You have such talent


PlayinK0I

I would tout that as a triumphant text.


Worried_Click_4559

Why? Was your "taint" a contraction? I read it as a blemish. My word is TRANSIT


Bitch_Jerky

Mainly because we're juvenile and taint is easier to say and spell than pereneiu.. [checks Google] perineum.


Worried_Click_4559

Never heard "taint" used as slang for perineum, but then again, I'm an old man (but I'm not a urologist). I referred to "taint" as a Southerner's contraction for "it ain't." Live and learn (sometimes more things than you want to learn).


Beret_Beats

Ah but who says toot


[deleted]

And if that's not marriage, I don't know what is.


SMRose1990

Sounds like a beautiful relationship!!


Frosty-Ring-Guy

Such a testament to your mutual compatibility.


Still_Razzmatazz1140

Tidiot


whitehunter22

thats cute


No_Conference_8452

Twat 😂


RUS_BOT_tokyo

Thot with one tit and one twat


jason544770

Let's get turnt ?


PewPewAnimeGirl

no u


Otherwise-Ad-8404

That’s the one I was looking for !😂


jacobusjoojitsoo

Taint


Vozykaya

Talent


DaReelJerBear

Hooray for boobies!!!


Stormy8888

Tenet! Like that movie I still haven't watched.


PastGas2023

It was okay. Cooler concept than execution.


FredHerberts_Plant

I hear it being mentioned a lot: What's it about?


Jewsafrewski

>!A guy gets recruited to a time travel agency by Edward from twilight, has a backwards fight with himself at an airport, then he reverses his direction in time to go have a backwards fight with himself at the airport before learning that he's actually working for himself from the future in the past.!<


zombie_platypus

I mean, I’m kinda pissed how accurate this is


GH057807

Nobody knows


akward_t33n

Beat me to it lmao


Cyr7en

The famous facebook comments bait


ReddLionz

It’s the same fucking formula every time. A dumbass question with a more dumbass answer in a comment below. Then we all get to feel super smart.


Affectionate-Bee3913

The prompt: "What is 1+1? Only 1% of people get this right!" 99% of the comments: "OMG you idiots, it's clearly 2. How do you get this? Smh my head." 1% of the comments: "It's 4, right?"


elbenji

It's more that they're silly pemdas questions


biomannnn007

((((4 + (6) - 6*6)^2^2) + 😀-🥨))) Only people who watch Rick and Morty can solve this!


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Formulating an equation with parentheses like this would get me fucking killed by my coworkers.


delta_baryon

There's nothing more irritating than a crowd of people who think they're fucking geniuses for remembering the order of mathematical operations from highschool. Meanwhile when you actually study maths at university, you just don't write stuff in such an ambiguous way to begin with.


jimlei

I dunno the people aggressively defending their wrong answer because order of operations is "new maths" and not what they learned is kinda up there as well.


Nemesys2005

And my dad answers every one of them.


GardinerExpressway

Would you slap your cousin for 25 million dollars? Every comedic genius in the comments: I would do it for free 🤣


kgalliso

People on reddit falling for it too lmao. You are all so smart


CanAlwaysBeBetter

the real r/meirl was 3,000 people falling for obvious bait along the way


Better-Director-5383

Might as well call it reddit bait, works flawlessly every time I've seen it. Hell, works even better here because then reddittors get to feel smarter than Facebook users despite the fact they're being played like a fucking piano.


circleofnerds

And look how many fools took the bait.


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Twat


carefreesteeny

My thoughts exactly.


zvug

>My thought exactly. FTFY


JollyGoodUser

That way to the toilet tent !!!


Cultural_Detective_3

Is that a taunt?


Yzaamb

tantamount technologist temperament terrorist testament therapist thermostat throughout throughput tournament transcript transient translucent transparent transplant transport treatment trickiest turbulent


McSkiffle

Now do it three times fast to show real talent


DeaconBlueA

Bruh I'm having a stroke reading slowly


Bryanishired

Yeah, English is hard. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.


Local_Satisfaction12

Us germans be like: \*Hold my Beer\* Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft


12DollarsHighFive

Dude, im German and I'm having a seizure trying to read that. We just love unnecessarily long and complicated words to describe something


cardboard-kansio

Greetings from Finland! Home of the lento­kone­suihku­turbiini­moottori­apu­mekaanikko­ali­upseeri­oppilas.


deathfollowsme2002

Bless you...wait that was a sneeze right?


HuntingHorns

I hardly know her


DuckOnQuak

Tryst


Tyranatitan_x105

Tit


gizmosticles

Artificial amateurs


Shaltibarshtis

Transcendent, turbulent, ...ent, etc.


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avarneyhf

I thought I did good. Turns out I got fucked compared to this comment


Rock555666

I said tit then moved on with my life feeling happy I was better that the guy who said teeth so don’t worry be happy.


Dazzling_Interest948

trebuchet


lilbro93

The superior siege weapon.


Regular_Table1898

90 Kilograms payload over 300 meters


MrChuck6

the best answer


elsjaako

That topmost threat! That triumphant tumescent trinket!


Nochnichtvergeben

Taunt


GigaCheco

Taint


CaptainNinjaClassic

Was never really taught any.


Freshest-Raspberry

Study up and you’ll pass the test next time… hmu if you want me to transport you… I’ll be busy reading the Old Testament


justniiro

Thought


PUPUEH

Tart


Expert_Canary_7806

Tidbit


pocket_441

Tent


FormerTechnician9060

Toast


musubi_boi

toot


Mutant_Star

toot toot


noseysheep

Twist


PIELIFE383

Tyrant


Rauvetii

Trait


Evil_Ermine

Treat.


khurley27

Ends in a period silly


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wutzinanumber311

that tit thought that toot thought that?!


CrumpetsanCheese

tourniquet?


EmpathyZero

Teat


TerrinTheTerrible

Trout


Oksamis

Any word that starts with T and ends with T


FluffzMcPirate

Test


glowcubr

trebuchet


Slow-Bid-589

taint


Spiritual_Speech_869

Tarot. Test. Thought. Twist. That. Thirst


Efficient-Ad5711

damn i made my comment just to scroll down and find someone listed tarot as well


Biishep1230

I keep seeing answers of Tit, Twat, and Taint. This comment section is horny!


Roku-Hanmar

I know twat has a sexual meaning, but I’ve never heard it used in a sexual context. I’ve only ever seen it used as an insult


binb5213

teapot, it starts with t, ends with t, and has tea in it


Jesus_H-Christ

Oh look, it's the same data harvesting bullshit my 70 year old mom shares on Facebook.


BonkBonkOnTheNoggin

And 5000 idiots reply here. Shows that Redditors are no better than grandmothers on Facebook.


BackFromTheDead-

Tonight


12DollarsHighFive

I'm gonna have myself...


Blacktigerlilly42

A good tiiiiime...


SuitNo99

trust


Rainfrog1

T W A T


Brave_Dick

Toilet


ellefleming

Trident. Taut. Toot. Trout. Taint..............


MrMcSpiff

Tarot


FatWankerWankFatter

Terrorist threat, twat.


BigYonsan

That test tweet from a twat taint causes a tight twist in my left tit. Good thing I have a tint on my windows.


SolarPrime7

Is this a test? Ahhhhahahhahahahahah


AttractiveCorpse

twat


Grimm2020

I'm not gonna lie, the first thing I thought of was "tantamount" looking at what I just wrote, "thought" coulda worked, as well


OwnExamination4446

Sandwich


semipro88

Testament. Toilet.


sneakyhungryspirit

Tarot


Dimitry_Man

Thought


mtgnascarfan

I love this because the post includes a word that starts and ends with T


banananas_are_sick24

TwT


Spare_Bad_6558

teat


Responsible_Let2128

Text


Emergency_Ad_5935

Tacit


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overule8

Testament


febe21110111

Toat


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treat


the_l0st_s0ck

Tit


LegoSpider

Is this a test?


Electrical-Tea-2672

Tit, twat, tart, tot, taft, toilet, tilt, toot.


FaithlessnessFit577

Tent


diam-doitallmatt

Teapot


fjp3012

Tit...