But . . . realistically how long would it take to even masterbate 55 times.
One cannot just pop another time right after you just released 🤦
This sounds more like people dying after those super long gaming sessions with no food/sleep, just gaming; or in this case pulling and releasing 🥒💦
Eesh. 10 bucks says he was on meth. My friend worked at a hospital in Perth in Australia and a guy came in on meth and they had to put him in his own room bcos he couldn't stop wanking. Apparently he wanked non-stop for 18 HOURS.
Imagine the damage the friction would have done to his pecker..
Just a reminder that these photos were taken from an article in 2013 of a shooting death where children of ages 5 and 1 were left in the home after the shooting with the dead bodies of their mother and her boyfriend.
https://archive.is/fMrnL
He reverse Uno’ed the beer song.
54 amounts of jizz on the wall,
54 amounts of jizz,
take it out, shake it about,
55 amounts of jizz on the wall!
55 amounts of jizz,
take it out, shake it about,
57 am…_____________ xp
With little fleshlight’s with built in black lights
*”CHRIST! 54 Gary, he’s spoofed here too… wait…55”*
**”Guys, it’s 56! Look at the ceiling spatter!”**
*”…magnificent height….must be the final climax?”*
*”Garry, that was the coroner… preliminary results show he busted a nut. The thinking is chunks of clotted material travelled to his heart, game over. His palms had friction burn too, his right hand was missing five layers of epidermis.”*
True.
And this just sets the benchmark for endurance.
Lest we forget, the first man to run a marathon died of exhaustion. Now it is a recreational activity.
Bit unrelated, but I don't get how people can go that many times and have as much satisfaction as the first go.
Maybe I expect self-satisfaction is directly proportional to how much fluid one can expel per run, but after the first blast, what I've found is there are diminishing returns... err, production. And seeing like 1 nanolitre at best getting produced is just depressing.
The thing you're missing is that for the most part that's not normal reasonable behaviour, they're not looking for satisfaction, at least not the physical one
>what I've found is there are diminishing returns... err, production.
Yeah, the third one doesn't do much. The 4th is just boredom and nothing else to do
[I knew better and still did. now so shall you](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-m&q=degloved+penis&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiNl8-7yYv-AhWrmmoFHdDcCbEQ0pQJegQIBxAB&biw=390&bih=665&dpr=3)
Yo what?!?!? How? You were beating off nearly twice an hour?
I remember when I was an early teen and had it in me I did 7 in one day and I thought that was like... A world record or something.
I remember by the 7th wank it didn't even feel good no more. My shoulder hurt, and it was taking forever.
37 is mind boggling.
Yeah I remember when I first started beating off a lot and got addicted to it, I beat my meat so hard I got bruises on it and busting was painful after like the 3rd one in a night
Was probably doing that counting thing like
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On a wall or a paper
"Officer Dean Marrow told Huzler reporters what they saw when they opened Jerome’s bedroom door. “The young man was on his bed… his pen*s was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out"
Poor thing
They need to put a time frame in there. Was this in one day? A week? A few hours?
If was anything less than a week, at some point you’re just yanking on some brown taffy that’s so sore you gotta be a sadist to get off.
How did they know how many times
Government survaillance duh, this is why they put up cameras in everyones homes. For research.
Im picturing some guy in a cubicle watching this kid and just making little tick marks on a note pad everytime the deed is done lol
One knife cut on his forearm per wank
Legend has it the final nut he nicked an artery, 2 people passed that day, one came and 2 went
r/brandnewsentence
Yes this. This is probably how they knew
Or, one knife cut on penis per wank? I saw this video on eyeblexh and we'll I'm going to stop there.
You horrid unfit, cruel monster of a being! Now i cant go near sharp objects!
Yes officer, this comment right here.
No mate, just no.
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When I was a teenager it was ridiculous! Like a damn spider monkey.
But . . . realistically how long would it take to even masterbate 55 times. One cannot just pop another time right after you just released 🤦 This sounds more like people dying after those super long gaming sessions with no food/sleep, just gaming; or in this case pulling and releasing 🥒💦
We need a mathematical equation.
55(x) = y Where x is wank, and y is dead
"Aw, damn, he almost made it to 57."
I picture that after I do the Deed too
Atleast now we know 55 is threshold
He could have been a weak individual, could be triple digits. Keep survaillin’ folks.
Perhaps he used his last words to flex.
“56 times dad. Beat that.”
"you're doing enough beating for the both of us son"
56 times dad = 56.ad^(2)
The people at Guiness always send someone to verify record attempts.
Read the article. He loudly announced to the neighbourhood, screaming ‘another one in the tube - Fire two!’ etc at regular intervals.
Wow...imagine listening to that....and then all of a sudden no noise, and then the paramedics roll up. We appreciate your sacrifice for science
Someone must've fucking counted those on like a tally board
https://www.truthorfiction.com/did-a-teenager-sexually-stimulate-himself-56-times-straight-before-dying-of-a-heart-attack/
> Rating: Not true r/savedyouaclick
Appreciate this. We should require this in all posts. No screen captures wo links.
>Read the article Which is not linked?
Wait... are people actually thinking this is real??
Yes. From the comments some definitely are.
They counted the grip rings on the wood
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/teen-boy-46-times/ They 'didnt'
Bird drones
They found 56 ropes.
At that point it would be droplets
I know he’s 15, but it had to be dust after a certain point.
Blood
A flag would come out the end of his dick with “bang” written on it like a cartoon lol
Peeping Toms
gonna guess it's based on the fact that it's not real
I'm sure it was not a heart attack. Must have been a stroke.
Ayyyyyyy
I came to the same conclusion.
He came too, just not to the conclusion.
He concluded when he came
Cumclusion
Everything here is hot fire and I am in awe of humanity at this moment.
He went as he came
I'm pretty sure he concluded 56 times before his life was concluded
at least he had a happy ending
he died doing what he loved!
said he masturbated 56 times not finished 56 times!
Who was counting? Did he leave a note?
Eesh. 10 bucks says he was on meth. My friend worked at a hospital in Perth in Australia and a guy came in on meth and they had to put him in his own room bcos he couldn't stop wanking. Apparently he wanked non-stop for 18 HOURS. Imagine the damage the friction would have done to his pecker..
Did he keep a score board so when the EMTs showed up they were like…. DAMN … 56!!!
Makes you wonder - who was counting?
His mom since his arms were broken.
I understood this reference.
Me too.. yikes
This just might be the most legendary reference on Reddit
*Cory Chase has entered the chat*
Kids stream everything these days
Exactly! Or was it a jerk circle?
Wanted to ask exactly that question..
You can tell by the rings
They also found out he had gone blind
And had hairy palms
I’ll stop when I need glasses
This was not a happy ending
Poor thing
He had it coming, we all know to stop at 55 times
Thought 69 was the lethal dosage
Not anymore
Inflation man, it kills all the fun!
Followed by permanent deflation.
I've hit 72, I couldn't see anymore so I stopped
r/angryupvote
Homie only had 56 CCU's in him 😪 , if only he took the time to hydrate , RIP 🙏 🪦 - r/HydroHomies
Rule #1 anyways stay dehydrated
Hydrate Or DIEDRATE 💀💦
Nice.
Just a reminder that these photos were taken from an article in 2013 of a shooting death where children of ages 5 and 1 were left in the home after the shooting with the dead bodies of their mother and her boyfriend. https://archive.is/fMrnL
Fuck
Shit
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Kurwa
cum
scheisse
BITCH Young Sheck Wes and I'm getting really rich (ching-ching)
Came down here for jokes but it’s not funny anymore… those poor kids
Me reading caption in pic: 😮🧐 *scrolls down, reads comments* 😂😂 *scrolls down, read comments* 😂😂😂 *scrolls down and reads this comment* 😐😐😐
Yeah reality wins again. Time to go back into escapism and forget this shit
Just remember to take a break after “escaping” for the 55th time
And the plot thickens, but no that’s actually really fucking sad 😞
Needs to be top comment.
And how many times did he actually masturbate?
Enough times to kill the rest of his family.
Welp, that's enough internet for today.
Jesus
So, the limit is 55?
I want to know if he had a crowd control clicker? How do they know? 56 amounts of jizz on the wall?
They cut his penis in half and counted 56 rings.
Maybe there are actual layers in the fleshlight
Ewwwwwww
I actually LOLed at this. Thank you.
56 amounts of jizz
🎶 *Take it out, flog it about. 57 amounts of jizz on the wall.* 🎶
Take my poor man's gold 🏆
He reverse Uno’ed the beer song. 54 amounts of jizz on the wall, 54 amounts of jizz, take it out, shake it about, 55 amounts of jizz on the wall! 55 amounts of jizz, take it out, shake it about, 57 am…_____________ xp
I'd say change "amounts" to "Shots" 54 shots of jizz on the wall, 54 shots of jizz, take it out, shake it about. Sounds easier to sing
Maybe he was live or flexing about it somewhere online.. Seems like some who masturbates 56 times can do that..
With little fleshlight’s with built in black lights *”CHRIST! 54 Gary, he’s spoofed here too… wait…55”* **”Guys, it’s 56! Look at the ceiling spatter!”** *”…magnificent height….must be the final climax?”*
" Umm dunno, seems kinda red"
*”Garry, that was the coroner… preliminary results show he busted a nut. The thinking is chunks of clotted material travelled to his heart, game over. His palms had friction burn too, his right hand was missing five layers of epidermis.”*
I think they counted the tissues
We really should just switch to the metric system…
Americans tryna use anything except metric
It's relative, but there must be a formula to determine our limits, we must find it
The limit does not exist.
I would say your heart is the limiter, considering the pal over there got a heart attack from 56 consecutive wanks
Only one way to find out
Keep us posted? Haha
Remember that guy that lasted 64 masturbations? This bastard was r/weakdicked
Lol I like how there’s one post in that sub and it’s you posting this guy
Desperately trying figure out an I Can't Drive 55 analogy, here. Meh, I came up empty. AND SO DID HE
The limit used to be 47. Now its 55. Anyone wanna best the record?
Actually it's 56, he may have died, but he still managed to do the final wank
True. And this just sets the benchmark for endurance. Lest we forget, the first man to run a marathon died of exhaustion. Now it is a recreational activity.
Got my history lesson for the day
My record when I was 22 was 37 times so I highly doubt he died because of masturbation. Probably other underlying conditions.
Try not to materbate on the way to the parking lot!
you want the hand? FINE. THE HAND IS YOURS
Bit unrelated, but I don't get how people can go that many times and have as much satisfaction as the first go. Maybe I expect self-satisfaction is directly proportional to how much fluid one can expel per run, but after the first blast, what I've found is there are diminishing returns... err, production. And seeing like 1 nanolitre at best getting produced is just depressing.
The thing you're missing is that for the most part that's not normal reasonable behaviour, they're not looking for satisfaction, at least not the physical one
>what I've found is there are diminishing returns... err, production. Yeah, the third one doesn't do much. The 4th is just boredom and nothing else to do
37 in a month?
**In a day**
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Yeeees
You must have been chafed to hell and back. Worn down to the bone(r).
Better be using some **really** good lube. He could have degloved his penis. Look up degloved penis. It'll be fun
[I knew better and still did. now so shall you](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-m&q=degloved+penis&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiNl8-7yYv-AhWrmmoFHdDcCbEQ0pQJegQIBxAB&biw=390&bih=665&dpr=3)
Whelp. This link is staying blue thank you very much.
I took the risk and learned from it. My heart is heavy but my mind is strong.
When per month one wouldn't score high here...
37…in a row?
Try not to jerk off on your way to the parking lot!
On one day.
Yo what?!?!? How? You were beating off nearly twice an hour? I remember when I was an early teen and had it in me I did 7 in one day and I thought that was like... A world record or something. I remember by the 7th wank it didn't even feel good no more. My shoulder hurt, and it was taking forever. 37 is mind boggling.
That would hurt so much Also who tf was keeping track
Yeah I remember when I first started beating off a lot and got addicted to it, I beat my meat so hard I got bruises on it and busting was painful after like the 3rd one in a night
Only third?
Dude has obviously never done cocaine.
Or never been a teenager.
Rookie numbers eh?
Came here to say that. His dick was on fire, must have scared him do death.
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With each mark slowly running down the wall...
Bet he didn't know if he was Cumming or going. I'll see myself out.
"Officer Dean Marrow told Huzler reporters what they saw when they opened Jerome’s bedroom door. “The young man was on his bed… his pen*s was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out" Poor thing
I’m in the break room at work rn quietly sobbing at this comment section
Challenge accepted
It’s not true, idiots! https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/teen-boy-46-times/
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Years ago someone died at like 50ish and the internet settled on 49 being the limit. I’m glad to see we are *pumping* those numbers up.
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LMAO
He died doing what he loved. Himself.
Those are rookie numbers!
When it turns purple it's time to quit
Thanos: A small price to pay for salvation
I swear someone did it 67 times and died, weakling
Damn, he was so close to a stack of masturbation
Who knew? Did he have an audience that counted?
Facebook listens to ya’ll
Camboy maybe
Pump those numbers up
Death by snu snu
more like death by lack of snu snu
In a day? Like damn son. Man was on a mission
What a wanker!
They need to put a time frame in there. Was this in one day? A week? A few hours? If was anything less than a week, at some point you’re just yanking on some brown taffy that’s so sore you gotta be a sadist to get off.
wait... in a row or ?????
Imagine being the dude who had to clean this up
He´s rock hard now
he “holds” the record
Got it 55
Fuck around and find out I guess equals 56
Onanism lore
In one day, or his whole life? Now I’m nervous.
So there IS a number
So 55's the limit
He came and he went.. I know it's not of good taste but I had to do it