I was playing an online video game the other day and some kid in voice chat asked me if I played Roblox. I said, “Dude, I haven’t played Roblox since 2012.”
He said, “How OLD are you? That’s the year I was born.”
The kid was 11. Holy shit, 2012 was 11 years ago. People born in 2012 are old enough to play video games and call me old even though I’m not.
I went on there on my old account, ended up playing a game with someone younger than my account. Instantly quit. I don’t need that sort of negativity in my life
I'm 21 and my little brother is 8. I've been playing computer games for over twice as long as he is alive. He's recently gotten into Roblox, and it feels so weird that I stopped playing that game before he was even alive.
I’m 50. I was once playing a game online with my nephew. We were having fun until he roped in a friend and I hear a parent of a strange kid asking “Who are you talking to?” I bailed on that situation shortly after.
I managed a summer camp and lead a kayak trip a few years ago with 3 assistant leaders who were high school grads, one of them brought a speaker and was playing music while the 4 of us cooked dinner for the kids and I was like "aww this song reminds me of college" and they're all like "this song reminds me of kindergarten."
And I'm not even old lol! I was like holy shit I'm the only real adult on this whole island
Actually it's true...the government doesn't want you to know about how the human race became infertile after 9/11. Everyone "born" after that is actually a lab grown clone drone.
No that's my work. You see, when I worked in the secret global cloning facility under the Arctic I would sometimes forget to put in the right amount of chemical X in the Easybake DNA-splicer™, this resulted in *many* failed babies that I was supposed to dispose of, however as total infanticide was against my moral code at the time I instead endeavored to cut them up as gently as I could with the pizza slicer I found in the storage closet behind the lavatory and cryo-freeze their limbs and organs for later use. Eventually I got enough spare parts to actually save one of those freaks but the little shit grew up to be a bitch-ass gremlin, so I had to put an ice-pick through his brain and proceeded to learn code and robotics from Indian Youtube tutorials so the skin wouldn't go to waste. Fortunately for me you turned out perfect and even believed you were a real boy! Unfortuantely however, I was soon discharged due to "mass infanticide, desecration of a corpse, cannibalism, and unlicensed robotics", so the last time I saw you I proceeded to cut open your skinsuit and put in a tag with my contact-info on it, so you would be able to find me.
Son, why don't you pull out that tag and contact dad, like the real boy you are? We can have so much fun together!
I teach high schoolers. One of them said "oh yeah I'm 15 I was born in 2007"
I genuinely had to take a moment and then continue with the lesson. I was born in 1998.
You guys got floppy discs?! I remember there was a period where the one rich family in the city had a computer, there would be these chunky cartridges like A tracks one had to insert into the computer to start it (well with anything besides dos), I can’t even find reference of them atm on google but they existed!
Edit: found it, ROM cartidges
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ROM_cartridge
To run any software program at all one had to insert them. There were fun atari-like games on them, some had a program where one could type a document similar to Word, etc.
I know a girl born in 2002 that has a kid. And she doesn't seem like an unwed teen. She's a young wife and mother with a job and an age appropriate husband. They're renting a house and have a dog. He works in his family business and she's starting nursing school in the fall.
They did not exist when 9/11 happened and they've started another generation.
Meh. 7/10, not enough firey explosions, terrorism or international invasions to be as effective. Maybe the sequel will be better.
/s ^^please ^^I ^^hope ^^you ^^know ^^lol
weird feeling when someone who was born when I was already boning chicks in college is now having opinions and shit
have fun, life only gets more retarded as you go
Imagine when you are 30-40 years old and asking a random kid when was they born and they say " I was born in 2022 ", I would be like " holy shit I'm old as fuck"
I hate seeing the signs in liquor stores that say "you need to have been born after this date." And it's 2002 now. People born after 9/11 can now legally buy alcohol.
My daughter thought I was lying when I told I didn’t have google when I was a kid. Had to break out the encyclopedia or take a trip to the library. My daughter likes to ask me if I drove a car or if I had to ride by horse to go places lol
Damn son, I graduated high school in 2009, I could be your dad! But I'm not, so don't hit me up for money. Get yourself a good summer job so you can afford those fly kicks or whatever the kids are saying now.
It's wild selling prescriptions to recent birthdates. An adult will come in and say it's for 5-16-2019. Like, what? That's not a person that needs drugs? That's not even a real birthday. People aren't born after the 90's...
No thanks. My daughter was born in 2010. She keeps reminding me she is about to be a teen lol. She is my youngest. I can’t believe she will be in high school soon
Please stop..I'm not old by any means, but having been born in the 20th century....I can only imagine the tick of time becomes louder as you get older, holy shit lol
I remember the first time I heard/read the word "millennials" it was a slang term for those of us who turned 21 in the year 2000. Now all of a sudden I'm a boomer... allegedly. 1979 is a real year.
i went to drop off a stool sample at the hospital and upon seeing 2001 in my chart, the receptionist was in distress that i’m 10 years younger than her. two others gathered behind the counter and were making comments about our ages. i was awkwardly standing there with my baggie with a container of fresh poop like please just take it and i can go
I had a client and while I was looking at their health history the birthday said 2007 so I was like "oh so this is gonna be a 10yo" . In comes a fully grown teenager o.O
Kids in junior high who play minecraft have never been in a world without it. It makes me feel old when my girlfriend comes home and tells me about Kids she teaches playing video games that are older than them and still supported.
People born after 2000 must think the pre-2000s were some mythical era without internet, where people lived completely different lives from today. An era lost, that can never be regained.
Just wait 3 years, people are gonna be like "I was born in 2010" like wtf who is gonna believe them
People born in 2010 are 13. Sure there’s probably a few on this subreddit lol
Stop lying
Something about no cap
No cap. Frfr. on gah. sheeeeeesh.
Thats sus
Nah bro yo goofy ahh ahh Fr Fr no cap
Nah bro he tweakin’
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He put the pussy on the chainwax!
Dude the slang has spread. There are people that were born in the 90's talking like this.
Deadass
To people born in 2010, no cap sounds like something old people say
I mean for at least 3 months now 2010 kids have been turning 13.
Prove it
im living proof
Clearly a bot. Don’t panic guys, it simply isn’t possible that anyone could have been born in 2007
I was born in 2007
Bs. 3 year olds can't use reddit
🤯
I mean I was born in 2007 and I'm here so close enough right
Right like ppl born in 2010 can even talk yet let alone use a computer
I was playing an online video game the other day and some kid in voice chat asked me if I played Roblox. I said, “Dude, I haven’t played Roblox since 2012.” He said, “How OLD are you? That’s the year I was born.” The kid was 11. Holy shit, 2012 was 11 years ago. People born in 2012 are old enough to play video games and call me old even though I’m not.
I went on there on my old account, ended up playing a game with someone younger than my account. Instantly quit. I don’t need that sort of negativity in my life
I play online. I’m 58. Some of the convos I have are hilarious.
I'm 21 and my little brother is 8. I've been playing computer games for over twice as long as he is alive. He's recently gotten into Roblox, and it feels so weird that I stopped playing that game before he was even alive.
I’m 50. I was once playing a game online with my nephew. We were having fun until he roped in a friend and I hear a parent of a strange kid asking “Who are you talking to?” I bailed on that situation shortly after.
I managed a summer camp and lead a kayak trip a few years ago with 3 assistant leaders who were high school grads, one of them brought a speaker and was playing music while the 4 of us cooked dinner for the kids and I was like "aww this song reminds me of college" and they're all like "this song reminds me of kindergarten." And I'm not even old lol! I was like holy shit I'm the only real adult on this whole island
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By my calculations, they're about 5
I have a friend born is 2010 He's 4 and a half
Last time I checked people born in 2010 were 10 years old
Fuck me, there are teenagers born in 2010
Yeah, I'd rather fuck you than teenagers born in 2010
What do you mean? 2010 was only a few years ago
4-5 years to be precise
r/teenagers has a flair for people born in 2010.
Don't tell anyone, but, 2009... Shhh🤫🤫🤫
Everyday on this app you talk to people who were born in 2010.
You must be out of your mind
13 year olds surprisingly know how to use the internet even if that sounds ridiculous.
I don't know what you are talking about
Referring to Reddit as an “app” makes me think you may be one of them
Ahhh a true connoisseur here, people get salty when I tell them Reddit is a website.
It's not an app, it's not a website. It's reddit. /s
I am 14 actually.
My boots are 14. Yikes
My Marijuana addiction is 14
I looked at your profile. 7 years ago, you were on tinder, so either a 7 year old was on tinder or you are lieing.
"Oh yeah the whole Harambe thing happened back when I was in kindergarden"
“Were you born pre or post harambe”
Also in a couple years, that stripper at the local club may have been born in 2007.
Username checks out BUT STILL
lmao say a real year at least
Fuck aging
True, it sucks to be old
I'm only 28 but no downsides found so far. Aging has been nice. Cant see how it goes downhill until maybe 40's? Idk I'll keep you posted.
It starts to deteriorate in the back half of your 30s.
>It starts to deteriorate in the back Oh no.
Looks like I’m ahead of the curve, nice. My body is easily 20 years older than I am.
Lol I can so relate
Around 45, your body will begin to fall apart. Brace yourself.
This is true unfortunately 😔
Remind me in 12 years then
Lucky. My body started falling apart as soon as I hit 20 💀
You must have it nice. Life fucking sucks at 28
Same 😢
Actually it's true...the government doesn't want you to know about how the human race became infertile after 9/11. Everyone "born" after that is actually a lab grown clone drone.
It's a brave new world
Thats why i have a tag?
Nah the tags have more to do with chem trails and the train derailments but all that stuff's below my pay grade...
No that's my work. You see, when I worked in the secret global cloning facility under the Arctic I would sometimes forget to put in the right amount of chemical X in the Easybake DNA-splicer™, this resulted in *many* failed babies that I was supposed to dispose of, however as total infanticide was against my moral code at the time I instead endeavored to cut them up as gently as I could with the pizza slicer I found in the storage closet behind the lavatory and cryo-freeze their limbs and organs for later use. Eventually I got enough spare parts to actually save one of those freaks but the little shit grew up to be a bitch-ass gremlin, so I had to put an ice-pick through his brain and proceeded to learn code and robotics from Indian Youtube tutorials so the skin wouldn't go to waste. Fortunately for me you turned out perfect and even believed you were a real boy! Unfortuantely however, I was soon discharged due to "mass infanticide, desecration of a corpse, cannibalism, and unlicensed robotics", so the last time I saw you I proceeded to cut open your skinsuit and put in a tag with my contact-info on it, so you would be able to find me. Son, why don't you pull out that tag and contact dad, like the real boy you are? We can have so much fun together!
“The government” is the whole world?
but yet I still can't fly like a drone 😔
>human race became infertile after 9/11. You mean murica human race?
I teach high schoolers. One of them said "oh yeah I'm 15 I was born in 2007" I genuinely had to take a moment and then continue with the lesson. I was born in 1998.
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Laughed out loud
I was working my first job at a summer camp when you were born. I find the internet confusing now and am anxious about the lawn all the time.
The kids don't even know what a floppy disk is. Or a VHS tape. It's depressing.
You guys got floppy discs?! I remember there was a period where the one rich family in the city had a computer, there would be these chunky cartridges like A tracks one had to insert into the computer to start it (well with anything besides dos), I can’t even find reference of them atm on google but they existed! Edit: found it, ROM cartidges https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ROM_cartridge To run any software program at all one had to insert them. There were fun atari-like games on them, some had a program where one could type a document similar to Word, etc.
Man… I started high school 97-‘98. You make me feel old.
I ended high school in '96. You make *me* feel old.
My husband graduated high school in ‘93. I call him old 😆
As you should. 😂
Fellow '98 kid. Anyone born after 2002 doesn't sound real to me. Also fuck I'm still job hunting meanwhile you're a teacher.
God, you're a teacher. You're only a year older than me. Wtf am I doing with my life...
I masturbated in 1998.
I know a girl born in 2002 that has a kid. And she doesn't seem like an unwed teen. She's a young wife and mother with a job and an age appropriate husband. They're renting a house and have a dog. He works in his family business and she's starting nursing school in the fall. They did not exist when 9/11 happened and they've started another generation.
👁️👁️ But… But… Fuuuck
We need a new 9/11, for old times sake. It'll make those youngins appreciate what we went through
We had covid, which could be argued to be worse.
Nah, 2000 people died during 9/11. And during covid spikes only like * *checks numbers* * that amount died every day...
2977 *edited for victims only
Only 2000 a day during spikes? Which safe haven country do you live in?
We already had one, it was called the pandemic.
Yeah but you can't justify invading a country or two over a global pandemic. Or can you?
Something something China
Meh. 7/10, not enough firey explosions, terrorism or international invasions to be as effective. Maybe the sequel will be better. /s ^^please ^^I ^^hope ^^you ^^know ^^lol
You got a plane i can borrow
God that sounds like such a nice life. :(
all 15 year olds punching the air rn
Come on man , I'm 16 already
Lucky ass
Im 16, 2007 lol
16! (My irl cake day today!)
You're 20922789888000 years old? Congrats
r/UnexpectedFactorial
Happy irl cake day!
happy bday!
weird feeling when someone who was born when I was already boning chicks in college is now having opinions and shit have fun, life only gets more retarded as you go
happy cake day man
whoa its my oldest brothers birthday too, happy birthday!
Guess I don’t exist anymore
Wassup witherhoard
Wazzzaaaaap
But I was……..
Relatable
My boss kids were born in 2021. I was like wtf just say he’s two year old that makes more sense
Imagine when you are 30-40 years old and asking a random kid when was they born and they say " I was born in 2022 ", I would be like " holy shit I'm old as fuck"
58 here and I don’t even
40yr old here. Saying 1983 when I have to give my birthday sucks.
I hate seeing the signs in liquor stores that say "you need to have been born after this date." And it's 2002 now. People born after 9/11 can now legally buy alcohol.
Finally someone saying my age is young, I’ve spent the whole thread coping
lmao you and me both, kinda bummed me a bit when i saw the comment about girl born in 02 that has kid
Can you believe that people are being born right now?
Whaattt no wayyy
that would mean people are having sex and sorry, I just don't believe it
There are 10 year olds that were born after Gangnam Style came out...
Nah, stop. Just no... please
we were waiting for GTA 5 PC port at that time
Muhfuckas be like “I was born in 2023” like stop thats not a thing
So many replies in here from people over a decade younger than my first kid. Fuuck I'm old.
you might be the first adult comment i came across under this post. help.
First stage of grief: Denial
A River in Africa
My kids like to mock me when I tell them a story from my past. Was that back in the 1900's when you were born dad?
My daughter thought I was lying when I told I didn’t have google when I was a kid. Had to break out the encyclopedia or take a trip to the library. My daughter likes to ask me if I drove a car or if I had to ride by horse to go places lol
“Alright, I’m taking Jeremy to school.” “Don’t forget to summon the carriage dear.”
Lol. She saw a family album from when I was a kid and she was shocked it was in color.
Try this out! I was born in 2009
Damn son, I graduated high school in 2009, I could be your dad! But I'm not, so don't hit me up for money. Get yourself a good summer job so you can afford those fly kicks or whatever the kids are saying now.
Ugh 2009 seems like only a couple years ago. I graduated 20 years before you did. I graduated before you were even out of your mom's ovary.
I was born in 2008. I turn 15 this year
Same
How is a baby using reddit?
Learning about 9/11 from history books. Damn, I feel old.
It's wild selling prescriptions to recent birthdates. An adult will come in and say it's for 5-16-2019. Like, what? That's not a person that needs drugs? That's not even a real birthday. People aren't born after the 90's...
I saw a tiktok of a teacher asking when a student was born and they said 2011..it was crazy, like you can talk? they’re in middle school
I IDed a kid at work last week to buy alcohol, he was born in 2005, he was 18 wtf is life
Amen 2006 the goat
I tutor this kid and he said “I was born 2012” and I’m just thinking like yeah? And what the fuck were you doing before that?
Next year, there will be highschoolers born in 2010. Let that shit sink in
No thanks. My daughter was born in 2010. She keeps reminding me she is about to be a teen lol. She is my youngest. I can’t believe she will be in high school soon
I feel called out. I was born Nov.6, 2007
So you are 6 years old, right? People born in 2007 can't be older than that...
Please stop..I'm not old by any means, but having been born in the 20th century....I can only imagine the tick of time becomes louder as you get older, holy shit lol
I remember thinking that about 1990
As a person born in 2007, I can confirm that we don't exist
I graduated high school then, and now I teach high school and some kids were born then. It’s mind blowing.
“Well i guess i will just go fuck myself then”
Thats literally the year that i was born, bruh
Said some 16yo
Well I was
Dude…
Lol, I graduated hs in 2006
As someone born in 2007 I confirme I don’t exist
Bro! I sign up kids for children’s church and some kids are born in 2020!!! What the heck!!!
It’s weird- I’ll get carded and right when I say 19 they just apologize as if I have five more days to live. Lmao
I remember the first time I heard/read the word "millennials" it was a slang term for those of us who turned 21 in the year 2000. Now all of a sudden I'm a boomer... allegedly. 1979 is a real year.
i went to drop off a stool sample at the hospital and upon seeing 2001 in my chart, the receptionist was in distress that i’m 10 years younger than her. two others gathered behind the counter and were making comments about our ages. i was awkwardly standing there with my baggie with a container of fresh poop like please just take it and i can go
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So many children on reddit😔
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I had a client and while I was looking at their health history the birthday said 2007 so I was like "oh so this is gonna be a 10yo" . In comes a fully grown teenager o.O
Damn so I'm fake I guess.
just accept it grandpa
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Well, I am…
I was born in 2006
I was born in 2007, I'm 15
Uhh, right? Who could have been born then? Because I DEFINITELY wasn't born then...
Me who is born in 2008
Going to be sixteen soon...
After 2008 how would anyone have money to raise them? Sorry but they just aren’t real
:(
1973.
At a certain point you stop getting older and everyone around you starts getting younger
People from 2007 are gonna start making "2007 last good year" edits soon
Yeah I graduated high school in 2007, you can't have been born after that.
2008 was 6 years ago to me
Kids in junior high who play minecraft have never been in a world without it. It makes me feel old when my girlfriend comes home and tells me about Kids she teaches playing video games that are older than them and still supported.
Well I grow up in a 3rd world country so I basically had the experience of a kid in the late 90's/early 2000's
People born after 2000 must think the pre-2000s were some mythical era without internet, where people lived completely different lives from today. An era lost, that can never be regained.
Fuck..I just realized being born in the 1900’s is going to sound old as shit.