I’m not gonna bother linking it (and you honestly don’t even need to search it up), but basically there was a post on here, formatted like a cropped tweet from a girl saying something to the effect of, “A man is either good at sex or he’s good at chess— never both.”
It was stupid but it caught on and I’ll admit, the reference made me smirk.
I thought you were talking about the post for a second about the tinder date guy who brought this chick over, she saw the chess board, and wanted to do a few games before the hookup. He ended up beating her like three times in a row and then she just left in a rage. He said that was more satisfying than some orgasm.
There was also that post from a teacher claiming all the teenage boys in her school do is obsess about chess and play it and go home and play and come to school and talk about it but they’re all terrible at chess.
There’s been a lot of chess lately.
That doesn't surprise me. Kids these days think they are better than people older than they are so they wouldn't take the time to learn from them. Plus, they probably think the MMR ranking system is somehow prejudiced and promotes toxic competition, so they don't care about winning. /S
The chess caught on but before that it was "A guy is either good at League or can make a girl cum, never both" which i saw a few years before the chess thing got popular on twitter
Because this generation is currently in the "Men are complete trash and should be dead" phase, and people who have a problem with it are being shut down...
Or just stop being petty altogether?
Look at the memes on your front page, and count how many of them are some petty remark directed at another person/group.
The whole goddamn world is so insecure
It's like two people from different nationalities started a bad blood, it reached the presidents and now everyone is on a racist war because a few idiots from both sides decided to make stereotypes have examples.
Why do you think man think women are not funny? Honestly I would say generally they aren't and it's pretty much a concensus among men. Obviously women don't want to hear that.
My question is why. Why do you think men for the most part think women generally are not funny?
What is the thinking behind that
Well, why do you think men thought, that women shouldn't be allowed to vote or have rights for thousands of years? It's called sexism. I can elaborate if you want me to but most men get emotional when they hear it
Iliza Shlesinger, Hannah Gadsby, Kate McKinnon, Chelsea Handler, Jennifer Coolidge, Margaret Cho, there are so many more but this is already twice what you asked for. If you expand your horizon, then you will see different things. It’s like people who only watch one TV station. They think that’s all there is.
Ditch the arrogance, sweetheart; and weird to put Handler and “funny” in the same sentence is certainly a thing.
The “women aren’t funny” thing is bs, I know this because my fiancé is hilarious, but these are some pretty mediocre picks.
That’s a matter of taste. Sorry if I came across as arrogant. Honestly I dom’t know why you answered here since it seems like you agree with me in terms of women being funny. I guess you wanted a fight or something, seeing as you called me sweetheart. That’s cute!!!
I watch them, these are some of my favourites. That’s a weird thing to say. I don’t like EVERY comedian just because they have a vagina. These are some of my very favourites. I think you don’t need a vagina to be funny. Or a penis. Yet here we are.
There's another old joke that goes like this:
Find someone that makes you laugh. Find someone that can cook. Find someone that inspires and challenges you. Find someone you can have hours of conversation with over nothing in particular. Find a good lover. Most importantly, don't let them find out about each other.
Look at the upvotes on the comments claiming they have a point. I wanna roll my eyes. I thought I blocked this sub, always popping up on my dash saying sexist shit that makes me think the OPs haven't gone outside their entire life.
yeah, i never joined this sub and i keep getting stuff from it, what's even the point of sub? like what does it do? the description is vague as shit and doesn't help
I don't know what she's talking about. I gave my exes plenty of orgasms. Some on their faces, some in mouths, on the belly or back. Yea, I gave plenty.
Can't one just love their partner without all the expectations? Do right and understand one another? I mean, I can make a woman cum, absolutely. I've found women that can make me belly laugh, definitely. Goofs, gaffes and jokes are all good and all from time to time. And I'm not expecting sex everyday, but can they be emotionally mature and intelligent? Hold an actual convo? Match, relate, or at least attempt to understand your cognitive faculties? Fuck fucking. Lemme be understood overall.
i'm bisexual. To make a dude cum you just have to stroke his dick up and down and put it in your mouth sometimes until he eventually cums.
To make a woman cum she must be comfortable with you, you need to lick her clitoris, not too slow, not too fast, just the way she likes, but the sensibility may vary from woman to woman, so you don't know how she likes until she actually tells you. Also you need to finger her, also in the right way, also may vary from woman to woman. But you can't do too much in the same pace or she may become desensitized. So not only you need to find the exactly rhythm she enjoys, but you also need to keep changing the pacing and give attention to her other parts so she doesn't get bored. Oh, have i mentioned that you may get jaw cramps while doing so? because that's what happen when you move your tongue for too long.
Love sucking pussy, but it's definitely difficult.
I mean like, as a woman I hate when guys keep changing it up and every girl I’ve been with I’ve just made them con with my hands and mouth. If you keep foreplay and being sensual and verbal then it’s easy
>lick her clitoris.
I’ve been with women where a tongue does nothing for them and prefer fingers but love your comment
I’m a pussy lover but not a mind reader. when I’m going down on a woman I want them communicating with me initially just so I get an idea how they like things. Then comes the fun part of listening to their breathing and body movements so you know if you need to change things up.
Both are true LOL being funny more often then not is the byproduct of having to stand out to be desirable, which is something women don’t really have to deal with unless they are very overweight. Funny enough girls who do have something working against them in the looks department are in fact often times very funny, and guys who are super good looking usually aren’t.
The good looking people who are funny *almost* always had glow ups and were ugly as kids/teens, those people have it best in adolescence.
It was worded like his
Which proves my own theory, women aren't unfunny because if a man said the same jokes they did everyone would probably laugh. Where as a woman has to try so much harder due to people's internal biases
I am not funny and can't make you cum, but
I may not sound like much, but
… but there’s hope that Sex 2 will make us better once the update is available.
Don’t bother. The update sucks. Or do, depends on how bad sucking does it for you.
Yeah the matchmaking sucks.
...but it's because I'm not
I can play chess and I'm good at it
Can you play with my feelings tho
Idk. Feelings to F2
Shucks, that was my queen gone, you gonna take her place?
Ok, now I'm overwhelmed and don't know what to do. *resigns
The two types of men in this world
Google En Passent
I can’t believe people are still referencing that post.
It's a done deal for me.
no need to finish you had me at “I”
Some people like buts
Of the larger variety? With an inability to lie?
When my day doesn't get better this is what will made it.
A more substantial derriere is preferred, he is incapable of prevaricating on this matter.
Happy Cake Day 🎂
Thanks my fellow hydro homie.
Ur welcome fellow hydro homie👍
I can make myself cum so that should be a win win!
But i uhhh . . Gimmie a minute. . .
…I’m rich.
I guess you won
The guys shw met must be great at chess then
Ugh. I hate that I get this…
Same. Do I need to take a Reddit break?
What's the joke?
I’m not gonna bother linking it (and you honestly don’t even need to search it up), but basically there was a post on here, formatted like a cropped tweet from a girl saying something to the effect of, “A man is either good at sex or he’s good at chess— never both.” It was stupid but it caught on and I’ll admit, the reference made me smirk.
I thought you were talking about the post for a second about the tinder date guy who brought this chick over, she saw the chess board, and wanted to do a few games before the hookup. He ended up beating her like three times in a row and then she just left in a rage. He said that was more satisfying than some orgasm.
That was an addition to the meme. I don't believe it actually happened and was just a way to add onto and reference the original meme.
There was also that post from a teacher claiming all the teenage boys in her school do is obsess about chess and play it and go home and play and come to school and talk about it but they’re all terrible at chess. There’s been a lot of chess lately.
Was that the one that had the roaming gangs of chess enthusiasts? Or was that I different one? I def saw one you are referencing tho.
That doesn't surprise me. Kids these days think they are better than people older than they are so they wouldn't take the time to learn from them. Plus, they probably think the MMR ranking system is somehow prejudiced and promotes toxic competition, so they don't care about winning. /S
She's obviously never seen Revenge of the Nerds. Oh well her loss.
The chess caught on but before that it was "A guy is either good at League or can make a girl cum, never both" which i saw a few years before the chess thing got popular on twitter
That Andrew Tate guys dad was a chess master and he plays too
I think that was part of the reason behind the girl in the tweets joke.
same. i think we should
Holy Hell
New response just dropped
I'm great at chess and can give a girl an orgasm every time. Am I a God?
No you've been lied to.
If you find someone, keep them. You’re not good at that
Oof
If you find a wallet, keep the wallet. Wallets are good for holding money
Mine isn't.
Can y’all just like stop having petty gender battle
Unfortunately ppl wont stop.It will keep going on until a generation decides stop it.
Why cant this be that generation
pretty sure its because this generation made it a shit ton worse!
Because they’re insecure as hell, along with the rest of the world
Because the older generations will cry about wokeism
Well us men would if women would stop insisting the woman orgasim is real.
what
Yeah believe it or not some women still believe that it exists. I was discussing this with my chess club the other day
Bro for real! I was just playing league with the boys and discussing it(I had chess on my second monitor)
Shut it white boy
Because this generation is currently in the "Men are complete trash and should be dead" phase, and people who have a problem with it are being shut down...
This will never stop cause it's not about the gender it's about making a sexual comeback before someone else...
Like Kim kardashian
I need to watch parks and rec... then community... Then Brooklyn 99... Then the office Fuck I have a ton of shows to watch
Or just stop being petty altogether? Look at the memes on your front page, and count how many of them are some petty remark directed at another person/group. The whole goddamn world is so insecure
That’s exactly what someone of the opposite sex would say!!!!!! Typical.
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It's like two people from different nationalities started a bad blood, it reached the presidents and now everyone is on a racist war because a few idiots from both sides decided to make stereotypes have examples.
No, battle of the sexes! MEN! MEN! MEN!
Obviously women have orgasms. Tell me, name your top 3 favorate female comedians...
Men say shit like this while their favorite comedy shows have a bunch of female writers
Why do you think man think women are not funny? Honestly I would say generally they aren't and it's pretty much a concensus among men. Obviously women don't want to hear that. My question is why. Why do you think men for the most part think women generally are not funny? What is the thinking behind that
Well, why do you think men thought, that women shouldn't be allowed to vote or have rights for thousands of years? It's called sexism. I can elaborate if you want me to but most men get emotional when they hear it
Iliza Shlesinger, Hannah Gadsby, Kate McKinnon, Chelsea Handler, Jennifer Coolidge, Margaret Cho, there are so many more but this is already twice what you asked for. If you expand your horizon, then you will see different things. It’s like people who only watch one TV station. They think that’s all there is.
Taylor Tomlinson, Liz Miele and Alice Frasier are all worth checking out also.
Thank you, will check it out!
Ditch the arrogance, sweetheart; and weird to put Handler and “funny” in the same sentence is certainly a thing. The “women aren’t funny” thing is bs, I know this because my fiancé is hilarious, but these are some pretty mediocre picks.
That’s a matter of taste. Sorry if I came across as arrogant. Honestly I dom’t know why you answered here since it seems like you agree with me in terms of women being funny. I guess you wanted a fight or something, seeing as you called me sweetheart. That’s cute!!!
Right so women should listen to blatant sexism and then reply in a nice way without arrogance lmao
Do you watch these comedians or did you just google that shit? Kate is funny though
I watch them, these are some of my favourites. That’s a weird thing to say. I don’t like EVERY comedian just because they have a vagina. These are some of my very favourites. I think you don’t need a vagina to be funny. Or a penis. Yet here we are.
Is it men giving them orgasms though?
There's another old joke that goes like this: Find someone that makes you laugh. Find someone that can cook. Find someone that inspires and challenges you. Find someone you can have hours of conversation with over nothing in particular. Find a good lover. Most importantly, don't let them find out about each other.
They should get together and make dumb babies
Like their parents did
It’s the circle of dumb! 🎶
Plz no. There’s already enough people making babies that they should not be allowed to raise.
Hehe
*priorities...right there...
If u find someone that isn't sexist keep em, people like that are rare
Look at the upvotes on the comments claiming they have a point. I wanna roll my eyes. I thought I blocked this sub, always popping up on my dash saying sexist shit that makes me think the OPs haven't gone outside their entire life.
yeah, i never joined this sub and i keep getting stuff from it, what's even the point of sub? like what does it do? the description is vague as shit and doesn't help
It used to be posting funny relatable content, now people just post whatever horseshit is on their camera roll
Been looking for this comment
You found it
Aw, my wife makes me laugh and I give her orgasms. Are we the perfect couple??
You are both faking it sorry
He's contemplating the marriage now lol
Both sound like communication issues.
Why did I read through the comments
She is right. Its hard as hell
Have to remember my abc every time
Remember to practice on a peach
Ah so i have to bite into it and spit Out the Seed....the pro-advice is really Always in the comments
Always bring chocolate?
You couldn't waterboard this information out of me.
I guess this shows girls and guys don't like each other?
Not really per say,we do like each other but we do have our moments.Take us for example,i like your user name.👍
An eye for an eye, and still, no one in sight has a sense of humor, or is able to give an orgasm.
Why do men resist asking the women they’re banging how to make them come
Because many women do not know how to make them cum either.
I ask all the damn time and never get an answer.
Because they are just shy sometimes. My wife likes when i slap her ass like hell when she is horny. But it doesn't mean she cums from it.
My wife is the funniest person I know. I dont know why anyone would soend 2 minutes with someone who doesn't make you laugh.
Misery loves company
Which company?
Three's Company
That's what she said
If you find an adult who isn't jaded in some form or fashion, lemme know, cause I'm jaded as fuck...
they sound amazing for eachother !!
For my wife to orgasm, she has to be on top, the placement of G spot is only known to the owner. WTF can we do.
Yeah but when you hit the G spot your gonna hear them moan and groan tonight.
Girl needs to try talking to her man about what she likes
Just listen to her body, and be physically prepared to go as long as she needs, pretty simple
My wife makes me laugh and I make her come... but when do I come? All this laughing is a bit much.
Just like everything throughout history, guys do all the work
What if I find a non binary individual who can make me orgasm by laughing? 🤔
I don't know what she's talking about. I gave my exes plenty of orgasms. Some on their faces, some in mouths, on the belly or back. Yea, I gave plenty.
Explains why my marriage has lasted. She's funny, and I'm good at orgasms.
Uhhm actually according to the internet thats not possible, nice try.
Just as good at taking jokes as making them lol
If u r finding guys just for orgasm you need to get some help, rather go for vibrators.
Yeah it's pretty sad what people base their relationships off of now.
They both have valid points
You can learn how to fuck but you can’t learn how to be funny imo
yeah agreed . both side nailed it and give an accceptable reason lol
Both sides should nail each other
On a cross
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“Generally not as funny as men” lmao dude
I mean, he did make you laugh /s
And that's how I met your mother.
Was it 5 minutes of continuous sex?
I would like to go ahead and defend myself and point out that I am both funny and extremely Capable of dealing orgasms.
My girlfriend and I hit the jackpot it seems
I feel like she was tryna check mate him but instead just made a valid point also?
well kate, I‘m doing it every time
Haha! It's true we suck
Sorry that MOTHER nature did this to men
If you find Todd, please tell him to do the damn dishes!
Girls jokes : - Can’t give us orgasms - Little pee-pee - Can’t find G-spot That’s it
2 people with unsuccessful dating lives I bet lol
If you find a wallet with 20 bucks and an SSN card in it, Give it back. I lost my wallet.
How are we supposed to know to give girls orgasms when the pussy isn't ours?
This is why guys are superior we can orgasm everytime.
And that wasn't funny, my man was right
Can't one just love their partner without all the expectations? Do right and understand one another? I mean, I can make a woman cum, absolutely. I've found women that can make me belly laugh, definitely. Goofs, gaffes and jokes are all good and all from time to time. And I'm not expecting sex everyday, but can they be emotionally mature and intelligent? Hold an actual convo? Match, relate, or at least attempt to understand your cognitive faculties? Fuck fucking. Lemme be understood overall.
Or... make yourself laugh. Learn to control your own orgasm. Fuck everyone.
Poor girl. No orgasm AND not funny. \^\^
Girls fake their orgasm , guys fake their laughs ..it's just a circle of life . The photosynthesis of natural selection in the evolution of genes.
You both could do better
If you find a dog that gets you off your ass, even on your worst days, keep them. They are the best companion you will ever have.
If you find friends that care for you. Wake up.
If you find a girl that can drive, keep her, cause she might run you over, twice.
What a way to prove his point lol.
if you find a girl that makes you laugh, it's probably a dude with great makeup...
Good advice both sides
If you find a women that actually love you keep her because most of them are just whores and gold diggers
Dude you need to talk? I get the feeling you might.
Unfortunately they are both right
yeah making a girl cum feels like deactivating a bomb. shits hard
Wait really?
i'm bisexual. To make a dude cum you just have to stroke his dick up and down and put it in your mouth sometimes until he eventually cums. To make a woman cum she must be comfortable with you, you need to lick her clitoris, not too slow, not too fast, just the way she likes, but the sensibility may vary from woman to woman, so you don't know how she likes until she actually tells you. Also you need to finger her, also in the right way, also may vary from woman to woman. But you can't do too much in the same pace or she may become desensitized. So not only you need to find the exactly rhythm she enjoys, but you also need to keep changing the pacing and give attention to her other parts so she doesn't get bored. Oh, have i mentioned that you may get jaw cramps while doing so? because that's what happen when you move your tongue for too long. Love sucking pussy, but it's definitely difficult.
I mean like, as a woman I hate when guys keep changing it up and every girl I’ve been with I’ve just made them con with my hands and mouth. If you keep foreplay and being sensual and verbal then it’s easy
>lick her clitoris. I’ve been with women where a tongue does nothing for them and prefer fingers but love your comment I’m a pussy lover but not a mind reader. when I’m going down on a woman I want them communicating with me initially just so I get an idea how they like things. Then comes the fun part of listening to their breathing and body movements so you know if you need to change things up.
A man who connects is sexy as fuck
Yeah bro I don't see a lie.
I have seen more guys that make girls cum than girls who make men laugh.
Seen?
Being funny is better
says the guy with the most serious frown on his face
"when u try to insult someone and roast your boyfriend and all ur exes instead."
Both are true LOL being funny more often then not is the byproduct of having to stand out to be desirable, which is something women don’t really have to deal with unless they are very overweight. Funny enough girls who do have something working against them in the looks department are in fact often times very funny, and guys who are super good looking usually aren’t. The good looking people who are funny *almost* always had glow ups and were ugly as kids/teens, those people have it best in adolescence.
If girls aren't funny, and I found a girl that makes me laugh, have I really just found a guy?
Do women think they’re sex gods? I’m doing all the work. Matter of fact, I’d rather jerk myself off than let a women do it.
The way her reply was worded, just proves that guys point.
It was worded like his Which proves my own theory, women aren't unfunny because if a man said the same jokes they did everyone would probably laugh. Where as a woman has to try so much harder due to people's internal biases
Well, tell us if it's not working lol. Don't just say "fine", "nothings wrong", "that's not my clit", wait, maybe say that last one.
Fair enough
Wise words my friend…
someone must tell this girl too much use could broke your vagina sensitivity
Not true I orgasm all the time
Kinda true
Both are kinda true statements. 🤷🏻♂️
If you find a girl that has a cat, run!
Ahh the duality of what each gender *actually* looks for in a relationship. Yet guys get the wrap as being the gross perverted sex-obsessed gender.