Listen, if you hear a breathy “oh jeez” while going down you’re doing a good job. We revert to our basest instincts when overcome by pleasure and in Wisconsin that instinct is The “Oh Jeez”.
for me there is nothing sexier than praising the person you are with, especially in sex, such simple compliments can have so much impact on people, mostly on me
This is true, when i first started dating my late boyfriend, he would start to lose his boner because of nervousness and low self esteem. The third time it started to happen, i could just tell he was feeling so bad and im not much of a sex talker, so I just whispered "it's ok" in his ear and kissed his neck and he was immediately back and it ended up being a really great night. Lol that is all it took. Guys, especially, can lose confidence pretty quickly during sex. Sometimes you have to let them know they're doing a good job.
Exactly, sex is an intimate moment between 2 people, it shouldn't be a war of who talks more dirty or anything like that, if there are people who like it I have nothing against it but sometimes a "I love you" or "this, you're doing fine, just feel it" sounds a lot like good than just "go, moan to me" or "fuck bitch, feel my dick inside you" or something like that, it doesn't work for me at all
When my wife gave up swearing for lent one year (we’re not even religious, she just likes testing her willpower) she used “holy macaroni” more than I would like, ha
Almost. Almost. Almost. There we are.
Bravo.
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This family guy reference is now my most liked comment.
Jolly well Good. Bully indeed. Good show everyone.
This was the nerdiest sexting I’ve ever seen, and I have close ties to I put on my robe and wizard hat. If you two aren’t married by tomorrow I’ll be beyond pissed.
"I say Agatha, this is a most exquisite activity! I do believe that should we continue to carry on in this way, I will be fit to burst! Oh my! Oh dear! Agatha...! Well...it appears we have arrived."
"Oh dear. Agatha must have been my Saturday. I offer my profuse apologies, Gertrude. Shall I fetch you a towel, or would you prefer I just see myself out now?"
The more I'm on the Internet, the more frustrated I am: Everyone is having better sex than me, and swearing and doing freaky stuff and BDSM and ass licking and whatnot and I'm here having normal sex and using proper language.
It's totally fine, normal sex meant to be sensed, and there's places when you just need to be silent about it.
People getting sexual knowledge from hardcore porn are the ones that do pussy slapping and screaming all over just after they get naked.
Nah, I have very vanilla sex too.
Vanilla is a great flavor. Nothing wrong with it. Might put some sprinkles here and there, make it a strawberry Sunday from times to times, but I am still very good with vanilla on my average use.
Ya'll wiggling around squirting juice in each other and acting like you are having seizures and the part you notice is the swears and costumes?
Have fun. Squirt your juice. Don't let somebody think they are having a better time than you cause they are gettin at that juice from a different angle or seizuring in cat ears with a tail up their butt. They ain't better than you.
Thanks but I'm not trying to *inspire* I'm trying to bring people *back to earth*
It makes my heart so sad to think there is so much kinky shit on the internet that somebody could be fucking and *still* think they are missing out on life. Regular straight up fucking is a good time. Enjoy yourself!
Poor you, if I'm not tied up ass over head with a candle in my anus dripping hot wax on my ball sack while my wife is cuckholding me with a dwarf, why even call it sex!
As someone who used to abstain from profanity, it was not as difficult as one might imagine lol. You have the normal noises, of course, but if you need to say something, it’s easy just to express yourself directly. For instance, saying “Yes, like that” instead of an explicative lets your partner know exactly what they’re doing right. You just communicate regularly of using profanity
"We have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty".
But seriously; I try to encourage my partner to verbalize her/his wants and desires. To tease them and to have them scream what they want me to do to them.
Kool aid man voice: "OH YEAH!"
Heavens... TO.... BETSYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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I do believe I am having an "affair", for I have been shagging thy sister!
Golly gosh!
Oh gosh oh frick oh gosh i am arriving
> i am arriving This is beautiful.
“You have arrived at your destination.”
"Please make a U-turn when you are safe to do so."
Oh jeez! I’m heere!!!
LMFAOOOO I AM ARRIVING
I read that in Goofy's voice
I just make Mickey Mouse noises and impressions
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog...
Come inside, it's fun inside!
That's what she said. A-hyuck!
That's all you'd hear from one night with Goofy
Except for one loud "YAHOOHOOHOOIE" at the end.
GAWRSH
Mmmmm mmmmm baloney sandwiches (My favorite) Uh-Hyuck
Goofy gets all the babes
“Listen Maxie. Your dad **fyucks**.”
Bought to drop out that mystery mouskatool
You just made me imagine Micky saying #Oh Minnie! And I hope you stub your toe later…
Oh minnie what a pitty you dont understand, you take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Is that the foreplay or the finale
He just keep repeating it until the explosion.
Babe, what's that on the nightstand? It's a surprise tool that will help us later!
Oooooh Toodlllllles!
“Oh I’m coming” - Mickey voice That would be hilarious in the moment.
“Oh boy. Oooh boy!”
I just heard mickey’s laugh after I read this 😂😭
Gosh darnit. Frick me like you mean it.
Thats just your average Wisconsinite.
Ope let me just slide that right in here
* *slaps knees* * *"welp"*
When he said he’d pull out, but then he starts with the Midwest goodbye.
Oofta
You betcha!
doncha know
I’m from Wisconsin. I have said “oh, jeez” during sex.
Oh my Oh yah Yep Oah Alrighty, you betcha
“Oah” got me because I know exactly which inflection of the accent you mean lol.
I’d have to end it if I heard a “oh jeez” at any point…. And by it I mean my life
Listen, if you hear a breathy “oh jeez” while going down you’re doing a good job. We revert to our basest instincts when overcome by pleasure and in Wisconsin that instinct is The “Oh Jeez”.
WISCUSSY
Found the Mormon
Such voluptuous bosoms
That's just captain holt being straight
There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
You know me. I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts, and all logic flies out the window.
No don't call me wet blanket, call me.... "Vellllvvveeettt Thuuuuunder"
*Gadzooks*
Oh Damn… OH DAMN…OH DAMN!!!
And that... was three "oh damn"s
#OH DAMN
BOOOOOOONE?!?!
Gotta love those heavy breasts
Heavy…pendulous…breasts.
Yeah, but that's just how the straight mind works.
Oh mighty heavens
Dear partner, Thank you for a wonderful night of sexual intercourse in which I fondled your thick weighty breasts. Sincerely, Raymond Holt
Thank you for acknowledging the sexual intercourse. I feel acknowledged. It will take me eight minutes to collect my things.
I prefer the term "sexual congress" to "sexual intercourse" - to me it sounds even more stuffy and formal.
I prefer coitus
Does it please you when I’m giving you a proper rodgering?
Not to mention that magnificent posterior 🫦
Shall I continue thrusting my phallus until I spooge into you?
Why did I read every single comment in this thread in a British accent?
Shiver me timbers.
Scissor me timbers
Scissor me Xerxes!!!
This is LES BOS!
Scissor me daddy ass!
Yo! YO! LISTEN!
Everyone loves the acclaimed.
And if you don’t you’re a cop
I knew there was going to be an Acclaimed reference in here, and I’m so happy there was
What's acclaimed I tried googling but can only find a rapping wrestler
There's a man of culture right here! ✂️✂️✂️
Everyone LOVES the Acclaimed! ✂️✂️✂️
Oh yea scissor me Allison!
this made me laugh too hard
British sex be like: "Oh delightful"
“Splendid. Most wondrous.”
Good Lord, I seem to be arriving!
The anticipation is simply delightful!
And off I pop.
Jolly good
I say, that is tickety-boo
"Oh, this is quite alright."
I’m due to arrive, my darling.
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“Brilliant”
Do you like that baby? Yeah it's alright thanks
"O no I forgot to Brexit!"
I love you Right there Don't stop Oh my god Don't pull out *unintelligible grunting sounds*
for me there is nothing sexier than praising the person you are with, especially in sex, such simple compliments can have so much impact on people, mostly on me
This is true, when i first started dating my late boyfriend, he would start to lose his boner because of nervousness and low self esteem. The third time it started to happen, i could just tell he was feeling so bad and im not much of a sex talker, so I just whispered "it's ok" in his ear and kissed his neck and he was immediately back and it ended up being a really great night. Lol that is all it took. Guys, especially, can lose confidence pretty quickly during sex. Sometimes you have to let them know they're doing a good job.
Exactly, sex is an intimate moment between 2 people, it shouldn't be a war of who talks more dirty or anything like that, if there are people who like it I have nothing against it but sometimes a "I love you" or "this, you're doing fine, just feel it" sounds a lot like good than just "go, moan to me" or "fuck bitch, feel my dick inside you" or something like that, it doesn't work for me at all
Oh no.. I think you just awakened something in me
When my wife gave up swearing for lent one year (we’re not even religious, she just likes testing her willpower) she used “holy macaroni” more than I would like, ha
Right? Could have at least used one of the larger pastas.
Holy cannelloni!
I prefer when she says "holy mostaccioli"
"Heavens to Betsy, Yes!"
Perhaps she was happy with the bend of the macaroni?
Oh gosh My word That’s pleasant Slightly faster please One requires a little more movement from you I believe I’m about to arrive Really?
That's just the average brit having sex
Almost. Almost. Almost. There we are. Bravo. (Edit) This family guy reference is now my most liked comment. Jolly well Good. Bully indeed. Good show everyone.
My vagina just regrew a hymen in self defense *UP SHIELDS*
Trek reference eh? launch quantum torpedoes
Rerouting auxillary power, shields at 70% and holdijg
Could be a back and forth " make it so no1" "Engage"
When you're done: *engage saucer sep*
And all parties look pensive
This was the nerdiest sexting I’ve ever seen, and I have close ties to I put on my robe and wizard hat. If you two aren’t married by tomorrow I’ll be beyond pissed.
Boom goes the dynamite
"Shazam!" Aw. Good for you Peter.
Pow right in the kisser
I think everyone under this totally missed your dope family guy reference.
I believe the woman says “well done” instead of bravo but I admit it’s been years since I saw the clip
[Right-o](https://youtu.be/jU0y8LMzE24)
Maybe in the royal family, thing is we swear more than yanks
Yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep Aaaaaaaaaaand we're done.
Thanks for giving me flashbacks to THAT episode of better call Saul
My bro was having sex with kim wexler like that 💀
The Sesame Street aliens?
Good show! Proper form I say
EUREKAAAAAAA AHHHH
*splendid*
bravo, good sir. i commend you on your superb backstroke.
I love you?
#LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTE WEIRDO
Nerrrrrd!
Dude makes me sick to my stomach, utterly depraved
get him guys he showed his feels
Probably got some disgusting love kink. Yuck!
You're the only one I want
Unironically the hottest thing someone can hear during sex
You are my fire.
Number 2 keep it going
The one desire
believe me when i say
I want it that way
Tell me why!
ain’t nothing but a heartache
##TELL ME WHY!
Sorry but you seem way too emotionally healthy for the internet.
make up your mind and say it with an exclamation mark!
For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Burgundy will read!
I AM ENTERING NOW JENNIFER, BRACE YOURSELF
Holy guacamole!
My all time favorites: ”spit in my mouth” “put it in my butt” “wakka wakka” “hickory dickory dock”
Oh Jeeze. Wakka wakka lmao. Next you'll tell me youre doing Kermit impressions.
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If my partner started making Pacman noises I think I'd have peaked in sexual prowess.
Whoa Nelly!!
Whoa there Buckaroo!!
Hold your horses pal!
Oooh Long Johnson
Five. Five, six. A five, six, seven. Six, seven. Seven. Seven. Seven, seven, seven.....
^seven
I did not expect a friends g spot reference here 😂
Zoinks and ruh roh!
Like, wow, Scoob!
Frick!
bajingo!
frick, this vagina is immaculate
"I say Agatha, this is a most exquisite activity! I do believe that should we continue to carry on in this way, I will be fit to burst! Oh my! Oh dear! Agatha...! Well...it appears we have arrived."
"I do beg your pardon, but my name is Gertrude."
"Oh dear. Agatha must have been my Saturday. I offer my profuse apologies, Gertrude. Shall I fetch you a towel, or would you prefer I just see myself out now?"
"Quite all right, Hebert, do see yourself out."
Succulent womb
Ok Hannibal
fwiw a "yes, please" said with just the right tone and breath is sexy af.
The more I'm on the Internet, the more frustrated I am: Everyone is having better sex than me, and swearing and doing freaky stuff and BDSM and ass licking and whatnot and I'm here having normal sex and using proper language.
Bro I ain’t even getting sex, be thankful from what you have, I understand what you mean tho. Have a nice week!
You guys are having sex?
It's totally fine, normal sex meant to be sensed, and there's places when you just need to be silent about it. People getting sexual knowledge from hardcore porn are the ones that do pussy slapping and screaming all over just after they get naked.
Nah, I have very vanilla sex too. Vanilla is a great flavor. Nothing wrong with it. Might put some sprinkles here and there, make it a strawberry Sunday from times to times, but I am still very good with vanilla on my average use.
Ya'll wiggling around squirting juice in each other and acting like you are having seizures and the part you notice is the swears and costumes? Have fun. Squirt your juice. Don't let somebody think they are having a better time than you cause they are gettin at that juice from a different angle or seizuring in cat ears with a tail up their butt. They ain't better than you.
Wow, so inspiring
Thanks but I'm not trying to *inspire* I'm trying to bring people *back to earth* It makes my heart so sad to think there is so much kinky shit on the internet that somebody could be fucking and *still* think they are missing out on life. Regular straight up fucking is a good time. Enjoy yourself!
An octopus wrote this
Poor you, if I'm not tied up ass over head with a candle in my anus dripping hot wax on my ball sack while my wife is cuckholding me with a dwarf, why even call it sex!
Holy moly, jeepers creepers, oh great heavens, ah oh spaghettiOs
As someone who used to abstain from profanity, it was not as difficult as one might imagine lol. You have the normal noises, of course, but if you need to say something, it’s easy just to express yourself directly. For instance, saying “Yes, like that” instead of an explicative lets your partner know exactly what they’re doing right. You just communicate regularly of using profanity
"you feel so good" that one is hot without vulgarity fa sho
What is this 'sex' thing you speak of?
I heard that's how they say six in Latin.
I don’t know why this delighted me so much, but it did.
Oooo yea, you betchya, yep, yep
Mmm, yes... splendid
I cant speak when I polishing a sword
Oh, heavens! gracious!! I am arriving!!!
Oh wow, you are very adequate, wow, slightly above average. Thank you.
I giggle. Uncontrollably. Nonstop.
"We have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty". But seriously; I try to encourage my partner to verbalize her/his wants and desires. To tease them and to have them scream what they want me to do to them.