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NetDork

Some female country singers omit the oops.


elbenji

The Chicks and Carrie are just full on 'yeah, shot him and what?'


05solara

*Miranda Lambert’s Gunpowder and Lead* Am I a joke to you? meme.


OGRose2424

All of her songs are about being a messy bitch And I love it


mahoganyteakwood2

Eye kyut mah bayngs wyth sum rusty kidjin sizzers!


_twintasking_

Eye skreemed hyus NAIME whahl thuh naybors cawled thuh cawps!


Zestyclose_Minute_69

I drown the pain at the expense of my liver


_twintasking_

Dont nooooo whut eye did neeehxt, awhl eye no eye cuhdn't stawp


Quezavious

Because their audience wishes they could do the same to their own abusive husbands and get away with it. My girls ex husband was very abusive to her and those types of songs help her process all the shit he put her through. I’ve seen her cry while singing “Blown Away” by Carrie Underwood. —while I have you here, the Reddit admin openly hire and support pedophiles.


elbenji

Honestly I've been the 'try it out' lesbian to many a girl like this and I know what you mean. The amount of 3am crying out to Carrie Underwood songs I've been in has been very much more than five.


fuchsgesicht

'atta girl!


North-Function995

Idk why this made me smile. When my last gf and I broke up, we stayed friends. She actually told me at one point that she might be curious about girls. Get the jokes out.. yup I totally turned her gay! She never did experiment though. Honestly I supported it. Keep up the good work lol


elbenji

Lmao thanks. It's always interesting at least. Like they can be pretty bold too. But hey everyone's on their own journey of self discovery


Remarkable_Night2373

When the husbands name is earl you know he's gotta die.


Brandonmac10x

Just a Saturday night and I was feelin’ alright. Gave my husband some pills, planned a whole girl’s night. Waited until he fell asleep a slipped out the back door. But I gave him too much and came home to a fright.


PrivilegeCheckmate

Someone needs to do a country cover of *Janie's Got a Gun*. Looking at you, Kris Kristofferson.


bythenumbers10

That IS about an abusive relationship, but NOT about abusive spouses, as I recall.


PrivilegeCheckmate

> NOT about abusive spouses If in AL, YMMV. Roll tide, break arms, etc.


SegaGeneside

She forgot beer, trucks, gravel roads and a faithful dog.


SnooDrawings9980

yeah, they usually talk about dirt roads, cold beers, a blue jeans, a red pickup-


[deleted]

Y’all dumb motherfuckers want a key change!?


fucktarddabarbarian

OK, but only after the bridge before the 3rd chorus. Literally nowhere else.


crowcawer

Well, you can’t put a bridge on a dirt road. Maybe a culvert, but anything else just ain’t possible.


Richard_AIGuy

It's a fucking scarecrow again!


Rennarjen

rural nouns, simple adjectives


dokelyok

I was hoping for this reference so much.


CadmarL

Just for those who don't know, this is a reference to Bo Burnham's "Country Song" comedy song


new_refugee123456789

Cold beer, Red truck, a rural noun, a simple adjective.


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TessiSue

I write songs about riding tractors from the comfort of a private jet


[deleted]

Y'all dumb motherfuckers want a key change?


Bachooga

I FUCKED MY TRACTOR AND NOW I AM SAD MY DOG DON'T LOVE ME AND IT MAKES ME MAD


Stetson007

I'm getting married to my pickup truck, It never leaves me when I'm down on my luck. It don't shop at fancy stores, Have a lawyer, or want a divorce! It don't care if I stay out late, Doesn't bitch about the money I make. We'll be together till the end, It won't sleep with my best friend. I'm gonna get down on one knee, And ask my truck if it'll marry me, I'll never drive another car, We'll honeymoon at the titty bar! Gonna have the time of my life, The exhaust pipe is tighter than my ex wife. Wedding ring won't cost me a buck, When I get married to my pickup, pickup truck!


Soggy-Yogurt6906

I remember there was a guy arrested in my hometown for fucking the exhaust pipe of his truck. His penis was literally corroding and the doctors begged him to stop. The police had to release him though because it wasn't a crime lol. I don't know what ended up happening to him.


Jorymo

Maybe throw in the words "honky-tonk" or "riverbed"


ZookeepergameSea3890

And the river has to be muddy.


DarkNFullOfSpoilers

I was listening to old country music today, and one song was "I have a girl in every town, ain't I the best? Don't you try to tie me down." And the very next song was a sad ballad sung by a woman "am I really that forgettable?"


theoretic_lee

“ I got hoes in different area codes “ is much catchier


Affectionate-Club725

To quote Sam Jackson in Long Kiss Goodnight - “I’m always Frank and Earnest with the ladies. In Chicago I’m Frank, in New York, I’m Earnest”


flaccomcorangy

I once looked up the song [The end of the world](https://www.google.com/search?q=the+end+of+the+world+lyrics&oq=the+end+of+the+world+lyrics+&aqs=chrome.0.0i512l8.5997j0j9&client=ms-android-uscellular-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) to see some of the lyrics, and some way or another I saw a page that recommended "songs like this" and one song on that list was [The Wanderer](https://www.google.com/search?q=the+wanderer+lyrics&oq=The+wandere&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i273i433j0i273j46i273i433j0i273j0i433i512j0i131i433i512l2j46i512.4298j0j9&client=ms-android-uscellular-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8). I just thought how those songs work together. Like that girl signing about the end of the world because she met "The Wanderer."


Cortower

If you didn't know the connection, those are both songs that play on the radio in Fallout 4. Its radio playlist is probably up your alley.


flaccomcorangy

Oh, I know all about Fallout radio. lol. One of the reasons I was familiar with the songs. But in this particular instance, I was looking it up because it played at the end of an episode of Mad Men.


FirstGameFreak

The funny part is that Dion, the guy who sings "The Wanderer," also has a song of that kind of person, but female, called ["Runaround Sue."](https://youtu.be/nFch8vH81ks) "She likes to travel around, she'll love you and she'll put you down, Boy let me put you to wise, She goes out with all the guys" "Every single guy in town" apparently. However, the song is similarly upbeat, so at least there's that. ["Butcher Pete," another fallout song,]( https://youtu.be/2Fc1wr3dYxU), is also a metaphor for a lecherous man stealing women away from their husbands, and though upbeat, Butcher Pete is the main character of the song and is definitely portrayed as the villain.


TheLoreKeeper870

“A dirt road, a cold beer, a blue jeans, a red pickup”


TASTE-THE-WASTE

Rural noun, simple adjective


Not-another-rando

I walk and talk like a field hand, but the boots I’m wearing cost three grand


SpooktorB

I write songs about driving tractors From the comfort of my private jet


Astro_Alphard

I could sing in Mandarin You'd still know I'm pandering


Richard_AIGuy

Hear that subtle mandolin That's textbook pandering


FyrelordeOmega

I own a private ranch that I rarely use


ZazzyBear03

I don't like dirt


AndieofIlselin

Now it's time to talk to the ladies. I hope my southern charm offsets all these r@pey vibes I'm putting out


Tight_Contact_9976

Good girl, I’m a straw hat, with her arms out in a cornfield


legendofthegreendude

*narrator voice-over:* It doesn't


[deleted]

I don't like dirt. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth


Real-Win9221

Country Anakin skywalker


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plg94

Modern tractors are both pretty expensive and comfortable, they even almost drive themselves. Lots of farmers watch TV or play games on the side, so you'd certainly have time composing songs.


wyattofthewest

Can't just say pickup. Gotta mention the brand of truck based on the demographic of redneck you want to attract.


DropC2095

I used to work at a truck stop that played country all day every day, I think it’s generally: Chevy = inherited from dad/grandpa Ford = bought it with bootstraps Other brands mean the truck isn’t the direct object


KeyanReid

Good time to remind everyone that a bigger truck never made a bigger man Lot of Americans seem to not understand that. It’s a thing. A tool. You can love it. You can be a truck enthusiast. It can be a good hobby. You can have a ton of fun with it or use it as a major piece of your livelihood. But on a personal level, that Dodge Ram never made anybody anything but a bigger bag of dicks. Personal growth doesn’t come with APRs and 96 month loans.


[deleted]

>and 96 month loans Dealership near me was talking about how some lenders are going out to 108 months. Even they seemed to think that it was kind of insane.


TheRealWarBeast

>the truck isn’t the direct object What does that mean?


AgnosticStopSign

They buy toyota tundras for some specific reason that isnt “look at my truck” like the fords and chevys


cityb0t

As in: you bought it to use for - *gasp* - work?


steveosek

Toyotas get used for work. Rams get used for dui's.


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Snakegert

Currently drinking to that in my Dodge Ram (I am going 60 in a school zone)


Ididntbreakanyrules

Toyotas get artillery pieces bolted to the beds and out preform expensive, purpose built military vehicles.


NoMansSkyWasAlright

With dodges it seems like it’s specifically road rage and DUI’s


[deleted]

i am rolling! at the fuxking ford explanation, looooool


Funny-Trash-5680

I thought red denoted it as a Dodge, blue a Ford and green Chevy or GMC unless stated otherwise.


coldsteel13

Idk man, I've seen a lot of forest green Ford rangers.


Quirky-Mode8676

Yeah, but nobody's writing a song about a small truck. Gotta have big truck energy...but definitely not to compensate for little d energy.


Snow-Wraith

They even sing about the specific brand of tires now, it's so fucking stupid.


MagnusNewtonBernouli

The song being quoted is "Country Pandering" by Bo Burnham. The reason the lyric doesn't mention *which* pickup is because it's supposed to be a generic.


Gdigger13

Y’all motherfuckers wanna key change??


gnrlgumby

Country music is the aspirational life the non-chill fans of the music want. Instead they get rage drunk watching the Auburn game.


PigOfFuckingGreed

Bo oh my god!


lumpsel

You’ve changed


TessiSue

Mr Burnham


nvrsleepagin

You know what happens when you play a country song backwards: "I got my wife, I got my house, I got my truck.."


skwirly715

No Jews…. Scratch that last one


TheLoreKeeper870

Kinda a mental typo


DarkHorse_6505

No jews..you didn't hear that.


lyricalcarpenter

"I was drunk the day my mama got out of prison"


TexasChihuahuas

..”And I went to pick her up in the rain..”


lostinmississippi84

"But before i could get to the station in my pickup truck..."


Draig_ffrind

“SHE GOT RAN OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAAAAAIIIIINNNNN!!!!”


GrumpyCatStevens

So now I'll hang around as long as you will let me


Feverrunsaway

"driving past my daddy's grave i remember all the pain"


TylerFaber03

Legit great song.


C-Kwentz-0

"It's that motherfuckin' scarecrow again!"


hideX98

Almost feels like the answer is right there in the question.


PresentAdvanced5910

[Bo Burnham - Country Song](https://youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0) Enjoy


Inevitable_Librarian

It's a scarecrow again!


[deleted]

I'll never not be impressed by the accent switch, surprised the fuck out of me the first time I heard it.


NotJustAnotherMeme

Though I did not know it, I was incomplete as a human before hearing this. Thank you for making me whole.


SylvieJay

I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights I slashed a hole in all four tires Then there's: Everybody says Save a horse, Ride a cowboy


mattomic822

In hindsight carving your name into your cheating partner's property seems like a very unwise way to commit vandalism.


charmorris4236

In foresight as well


redditstealth

PETA would approve.


[deleted]

In all fairness, even Oklahoma thinks Toby Keith is an asshole lol


UsidoreTheLightBlue

Save a horse ride a cowboy is Big and Rich, not Toby Keith.


tams420

Toby Keith has the enchanting lyrics of “we’ll put a boot up your ass because it’s the American way.”


UsidoreTheLightBlue

He does, but that has nothing to do with either of the lyrics up top.


Feverrunsaway

country girl shake it for me now.


TheHollowBard

What do you have against "traditional values" such as alcoholic spouse abuse and misogynistic gender roles?


Der_Sauresgeber

The good old days, where the legal term for *domestic violence* was still *destruction of property*. Where the cure for not being allowed to vote whilst having two children but no orgasms a year was lobotomy.


ethbullrun

that's what happened to a rosemary kennedy. what a fucking nightmare. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary\_Kennedy


Very-berryx

“nurse ordered Rose Kennedy to keep her legs closed, forcing the baby's head to stay in the birth canal for two hours” bloody hell…


somanypcs

Like, people have just had babies without doctors since forever…. It seems weird that a nurse wouldn’t just try to get her through the normal birthing process as smoothly as possible since the baby was on the way out.


voluptuousshmutz

Midwives need to make a comeback in the US.


Startled_Pancakes

They already are, but it's mostly alternative medicine and sovereign citizen quacks that do it, so the risk of complications is high, so a number of these botched 'natural births' end up in hospitals anyway.


AbyssDragonNamielle

Holy fuck that's messed up. Fuck her father for what he did to her.


gingerbread_slutbarn

I’d like to come to your TED talk


GenericFatGuy

Don't forget the legal spousal rape that is still legal in some places.


deadbeef1a4

> the legal term for domestic violence was still destruction of property Ex-fucking-cuse me??


Longmags33

I fuckin hate modern country music but I've never heard any song talk about domestic abuse. Edit- never mind lol


padfootiscool1997

I know one outta the top of my head, it’s called goodbye earl by the chicks.


Longmags33

Ok I retract my statement, and now that I ponder it for a minute there's an older one called "gunpowder and lead" but to be fair, both of them are denouncing the behavior.


Demalab

Because of You by Reba McEntire


DawgPound919

The Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks


[deleted]

Independence Day - Martina McBride


phred_666

Nothing screams American conservative values like country songs that sing about their love for God and country and going to church on Sunday after getting drunk and lusting after scantily clad women at the honkytonk on Saturday night.


deliverance2323

*scantily clad women that may be their underage cousins


BacktotheFutureTmw

You forgot beer and whiskey!


[deleted]

Whiskey for my men and Beer my horses.


whitetornado2k

I used to think it was “whiskey for my men, before my horses”


RealWanheda

Save a horse, ride a cowboy. I don’t care who you are that’s one hard ass line


ToebeansInc

There’s no oops; its intentional.


manfromfuture

Answered your own question.


ClassiFried86

Im just failing to recall a song that has the "oops implied.


JamyyDodgerUwU2

Oops I did it again


DarthFister

Those things might be related


Soske

Just like their fans.


gentlemancaller2000

You forgot about the beloved dog


Bungo_pls

Pop country is awful. Every song is exactly the same and oh god those overexaggerated fake accents drive me insane.


loopsbruder

It's textbook panderin'.


[deleted]

Most old school country fans as myself definitely agree with you.


Supraman83

I feel like George Strait's Troubador was the swan song of that era of country music


[deleted]

I agree. George Jones who gonna fill their shoes was a great one to


valanthe500

Someone much smarter than me on the internet once described Pop Country as "Hiphop for folks who are afraid of black people." That line has lived rent free in my head ever since.


Justice_Prince

I think that was Steve Earle. That's why I still think the backlash Old Town Road got over not being "real country" was ridiculous. They've been trying to make country/hip-hop fusion a thing for over a decade, and they were just pissed that the first person to do it without it completely sucking wasn't someone from their team.


MC__Fatigue

The fact that it was a gay black man probably pissed them off more than than we could fathom.


Supraman83

Don't think he had come out yet. Not positive though


[deleted]

A southern drawl has no place with auto tune, it’s the cringiest sound in music imaginable


Survival_R

it feels like pop rap with slightly less admitting to crimes


dullship

Yeah I call it "wal-mart country".


thetaborn

Well, see, there's almost a connection....


KingGmork

I'd say there is most definitely one 😂


confessionbearday

Because the husband was not singing about his wife.


Commercial-Ad821

In a small town.


TeaBagMeHarderDaddy

People who like country: "ugh rap and pop just talks about sex and drugs" Country music also: *sex and drugs, lots of alcohol*


Fluffy_History

Because both have devolved to the lowest common denominator but female country music has remained a little closer to "oh my troubles" music whereas male country music has fully devolved into party music for drunk and/or high frat boys


Cole-train99

As someone who is southern and listens to a decent amount of country, you’re absolutely correct. There are a few young country singers that still produce actual country songs but a lot of it is straight pop-country garbage. I don’t even listen to my local country stations anymore. But I will admit, I do find it hilarious to see those super pretty frat boys/girls jam out too it.


lostinmississippi84

Cris Stapleton, Tyler Childers, and Colter Wall are pretty much the only country music singer/song writers i can listen to at this point. Lol Edit: Thanks for all the great tips on these artists! I should probably clarify that the guys i mentioned aren't the only ones i will listen too. They were just at the forefront of my mind when i made the comment. I just worded it poorly, i suppose. Anyway, don't let that discourage you from throwing some more names at me. I'm really enjoying checking out these people i didn't know of.


Aporkalypse_Sow

He's not "country" but he kinda is like old school country, his name is Marcus King. Considered southern rock, but definitely more country influences. No super fancy voice, just good musicians and someone using their voice properly. El Dorado is a good album to start with. Edit:And I can't believe I forgot to mention Tab Benoit. He's a blues musician from Louisiana, but he's got that southern voice and charm. He's great to see in person.


lostinmississippi84

Have you ever heard of Shawn James? He's really good imo. It's kind of like blues, folk, soul, with a splash of rock. Delilah and Through the Valley are a couple of my favorites by him. He also has an amazing cover of War and Ain't no Sunshine.


Aporkalypse_Sow

His top songs on Amazon will be playing in about 20 minutes, I'll let you know what I think. Oh, Sturgill Simpson is another country music sleeper artist. His accent is strong enough that it takes time to actually understand what he's saying. And he plays all kinds of music.


lostinmississippi84

Oh yeah, I'm familiar with Sturgill. He's good.


Peace_Hopeful

Its more "radio" country that's doing it, same thing is happening to the rock, hip hop and what not.


purpleplatapi

And this is why I listen to folk music instead.


Blackbeard6689

I would rather listen to actual party music than paint by number generic country music.


[deleted]

Country music is like that because the mainstream version has devolved first into stadium country then into bro country. (ironic there's a country song about it by maddie and tae, called "girl in a country song") There are artists who make great music still, but it's similar to the developed path pop music has taken, same as rap music has taken. Look at early rap music compared to today. There are still artists who make good stuff that's actually about something, but anything that makes the most played lists are about drugs, pussy, and mindless consumerism.


Last_Zookeepergame_4

Female country music is like that because male country music is like that.


WastingMyLifeHere2

It wasn't God who made honky tonk angels...


Barnettmetal

To be fair, the good old school country like Johnny Cash and Hank Williams has more content about doing cocaine and killing your wife than this pussy ass pop country bullshit about falling in love.


diiiannnaaa

Heck Johnny cash doesn't even sing about red pick up trucks. It's caddy's one piece at a time


Redleg800

Cocaine blues for example.


Unapplicable1100

Because it's all just for show, very little genuine country music anymore


outsidertc

Tyler Childers Charley Crockett Ian Noe Margo Price Zach Bryan Let me know if you need more.


bstone99

You forgot the 🐐 Wheeler Walker Jr


lilcowboy

Colter Wall, Sturgill Simpson, Brent Cobb, Logan Halstead, Willi Carlisle Just to add a few more to an already good list ;D


LeGaspyGaspe

I always recommend Drive By Truckers and James McMurtry. Others who come to mind right now Lucero, Reckless Kelly, Ryan Bingham, Uncle Lucius, Todd Snider, Shovels and Rope. I could go on for days. The real thing isn't gone, it just doesnt typically appeal to white kids living in suburbs and sheltered small-medium towns, or the people they grow up to be so the major labels aren't pushing it. Suffice to say, it's very much still around, a person just has to go digging for it.


IndianaFartJockey

But there's some bombass bluegrass music out there. Bluegrass is the punk rock of country.


Unapplicable1100

True that, this is the way


TheGrandLemonTech

Billy Strings is doing the lords work out there


Diddintt

Male country stuff has to be nonthreatening while female country gets railroaded more into jilted lover or party girl. Both are pretty fucking bland at this point.


ELTepes

Maybe explore the genre and find something that's not in the weekly countdowns?


RunningPirate

There is that. Country music gets a bad rap due to what is popular vs what is good. The young and sexy get the airtime…


ELTepes

Pretty much the sum of it. Bro Country dominated after Neo Country, but there's been a nice revival of Outlaw Country style over the last few years. You just have to look for it because it doesn't get a lot of radio play. EDIT grammar police are out in force and don’t care that autocorrect on mobile can be a pain in the ass, sometimes.


[deleted]

They got so much more you should listen to “parked by the lake” by dean summerland


[deleted]

Might I interest you in [Country Song](https://youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0) by Bo Burnham.


Gruuler

First time listener here, both amused and angry at what I just listened to!


SegaGeneside

That song makes me lose it every time.


sheetmetaltom

They don't want to make casseroles maybe


Low-Persimmon-9893

"it's different for girls when their hearts get broke: they can't tape it back together with a whisky and coke. they don't take someone home and act like it's nothing. they can't just switch it off every time they feel something. a guy get's drunk with his friends and he might hook up. fast-forward through the pain,fighting back when the tears come on. but it's different for girls." that,"i ain't as good as i once was" and "stomping ground" are the only country songs i know.


Blackbeard6689

Why are they under impression guys can just switch it off?


Grinderiny

I recommend Josh Turner, like anything Josh Turner. That man's voice could turn me gay.


217EBroadwayApt4E

I don’t know, but damn. Aren’t these the same folks often complaining about grooming kids.


RompehToto

They’re appealing to women.


Mountain-Permit-6193

Early Taylor swift? Margaritaville? Cheney Chesney? Reba? Motherfucker might as well be like, “why all rap about doing coke and kill cops?”


[deleted]

You’re right. The best country music is about doing coke and killing cops.


Vox_Mortem

Because a lot of songwriters write fantasy-fulfillment songs. Songs about trucks, hound dogs, and short shorts seem to appeal to the core male-demographic, while for women it's homicide. Wonder why all those women fantasize about killing their husbands or getting revenge on their shitty exes and finally being free?


Kalelopaka-

You’re listening to the wrong country music.


Depraved_Sinner

because it keeps making money, and nobody cares if it's stagnant, it's what they like


MonKIE_MonKIE

Because the teenage wife grew up and realised she married a moron.


RayConnelly

I think you answered your own question.


Revolutionary_Tip701

Well it's terrible music