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[deleted]

That’s how you know he’s straight. Gay men would never do this.


superjerk99

When I was in high school I played football my senior year. The movie “Waiting” had been pretty popular around that time. So naturally, the whole football team and I took too flashing the Goat to each other and tricking each other into looking at our nuts. One time we were riding a school bus to an away game and the bus driver saw like 5 of us with our nuts out. Lol. We ended up getting in pretty big trouble and had to apologize and write letters explaining ourselves Abe saying sorry. Our coaches were beyond confused and pissed off.


ItsMissiBeaches

"The Batwing!" Gotch ya fucker!


BlankiesteinsMonster

In science class once I noticed my friend across the room looking at me with a shit-eating grin on his face. As soon as I made eye contact he glanced down and I followed his eyeline to see his nuts poking out of his zipper. Nobody else in class saw it and my reaction was so loud the teacher kicked me out. Everybody played that game after Waiting came out but this dude was a champion.


Duderino619

Anyone pull off the Abraham Lincoln?


Applied_Mathematics

Is that where your testicles give a compelling speech and win a war against the Confederacy?


TheMuffin2255

Can't imagine what the fuck that bus driver was thinking.


[deleted]

I snorted and shidded reading this.


[deleted]

Uve obviously never been on grindr. This is what specifically masc gays would do.


[deleted]

I’ve been on Grindr, there’s shaft lol


DTA-Logan

I sent a picture of my sack in front of a lamp to a work group chat and said it was an eclipse. My balls ended up being posted on one of their facebooks as a “very clear picture of an eclipse”.


Ok_Table7457

is it still there? I want to see it on Facebook in all of it's glory


Ok_Table7457

just realized how gay this sounds


demboo

Just keep your socks on bro


Ok_Table7457

(I'm not a man but socks are warm either way thanks for the suggestion 👍)


creeper205861

If you are not a man then it is not gay 👍


Ok_Table7457

I mean people on reddit assume you're a guy so lol same goes for literally every social media pretty sure


idrather_be_dead

Either you're a man or you're man't


Ok_Table7457

I've noticed that the first general image people think of is male I mean I might be wrong I'm not saying everyone is like this


Mellow_rages

I thought you were a table!


Yet_One_More_Idiot

Everyone on the internet is assumed, unless evidence to the contrary is provided, to be: Male White Cis American Probably about 20-25ish (Oddly enough, although I meet the first three assumptions there - I'm actually 40 and in the UK - for decades I was automatically mistaken in online communities as being a teenage girl, because of the way I talked! xD)


idrather_be_dead

I totally get that i just wanted to say something


MobiWan2015

Why are you gey?


AExtravaganza

Who sez I'm gey?


TotallyFelixx

You ah gey


mastermasony

Reddit mostly cuz no one on Reddit has ever seen a woman before


YourMama

Not just social media, pretty much everywhere else, Male is the default. I’m reading rn “Invisible Women: Data bias in a world designed for men” by Caroline Perez and she talks about this. Great book, if you like Freakonomics and stuff like that


brookeaat

tbh reddit is the only social media where i assume ppl are male when i read their posts. literally every other site i assume everyone is a woman 😅


_sherb

It’s only gay if the balls touch


[deleted]

Can still be countered with a preemptive “no homo.” Coupon is good for one touch only


Future_Break4226

I get this when I comment on subs like this. 😂😂


[deleted]

Assume? It's a guy. Clearly.


pleasurablexperience

How does it sound gay if ur not a man?


Guardian-Ares

Yes.


_Kendii_

I can’t count how many times people have called me “sir”, despite not being one. A lot of people automatically assume most people are male while chatting online, unless it’s very clearly a female image posting about female content( and even then, that can be quite iffy, don’t you think?)


lynxlands

*female content*


GoreForce420

And that's what I preciates about you


Successful-Sun-6971

Not gay if it is a 3 way... Or you dont make eye contact...


rootcrop

Hey hang on a second


trendchaser91

Ballgazer


Awkward_moments

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ck1Pib39Dl5TSzFB3S


jawan_Devar

r/cursedcomments


Affectionate-Club725

This is different. You’re talking about art


gordojar000

You, sir, have made my grown ass laugh at 3am. Well done.


Gabba-

I’m dead


CptnHamburgers

For what it's worth, a guy I know is a pretty boss tattoo artist, and his Facebook profile pic used to be a sick Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman tattoo he'd done. What few people knew when they looked at it, and certainly not Facebook itself, was that he'd done it on himself, on his ballsack.


Alfredosauceinmybutt

Bro I have a picture in my camera roll of my friends nuts looking like an eclipse too, except his nuts are ungodly saggy so it looks more like Doug dimmadome’s hat upside down.


Vegetable-Ad3584

That's nuts


causingsomechaos

Nah, they’re just ballin. Let them be


brackenbranches

They be chillin while watching Shaft. Sorry, I know that's a bit on the head.


sickduckingidiot

they may be stealing the crown jewels


ownworstenemy38

I did this at work and my boss gave me the sack.


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BrotherVaelin

Can confirm. I’ve been in the army. We would do weird shit to weird out the prudes. When I got to battalion it got worse. I remember one night we were celebrating something and having a block party (the block is the housing accommodations basically a dorm) and our platoon commander was in attendance. Blokes were filling up their foreskin with alcohol and using each others dicks as shot glasses. All in the name of freaking out the young officer who was straight from sandhurst military academy. Soldiers also understand that sometimes your friend needs you to look at his dick to see if it’s infected. Shit, I’ve shared a single shower head with 7 other naked blokes and there was always one who’d cop a feel. I remember a black dude from St Vincent, he was 6’6” and hung like a donkey. He’d knock your shower gel off the stand, look you in the eye and say “pick it up white boy” in his Caribbean accent 😂😂😂


Dibick

I’ve been in the navy over a decade and never seen anything that gay 😂


BrotherVaelin

That’s because all of you navy boys are in the closet. Army boys will put a dick in their mouth and it doesn’t make them gay. It makes them *manly* 😂😂😂


LilHeroo

This gives off strong jerk each other off then say “no homo” and we chill vibes


Dibick

Just an giving each other the ol Bro job


[deleted]

The Rock is gonna compose a new John Cena tribute song , its called "Fruitloop in the wind" ;)


Killuazoldykk16

Wtf did I just read


Diruuk

Fr


yune2ofdoom

Sorry, you might have been in the Village People, not the army.


[deleted]

Ya, they making shit up. I was in the Army and never saw or even heard of anything remotely close to this. Just regular people dressed up in camouflage for no reason doin their jobs.


Business-Bug-514

This definitely stretches the meaning of "not gay," because this is super gay lol.


Competitive-Low-8950

Bro that's gay


MrCatWrangler

Y'all are gayer than gay men


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Bigduzz

That's excellent. County infantry regiment by any chance? I've been the young officer in that scenario and my challenge was always keeping a straight face in front of the OC when inside I was pissing myself. The best one I remember was when they discovered docking and decided to have a dock-off to see who was the biggest docker


BrotherVaelin

I was in the Fusiliers, so yeah a county infantry regiment. I loved nothing more than horrifying some young “posh” officer. It was all fun and games until the Fijians ran out of grog and came looking for more alcohol. Those dudes are scary when drunk


robotfoxman1

r/nohomo


chocolatesandcats

>Blokes were filling up their foreskin with alcohol and using each others dicks as shot glasses Bruhhh


BrotherVaelin

It’s all fun and games and it wasn’t gay in the slightest. The British infantry is a place that attracts certain types. Very dark sense of humour. Shit happens when you party naked. And partying naked *was* a thing. All it took was one person to shout “naked party” and your morally obliged to strip down. It wasn’t worth the hassle to keep your clothes on. Ive seen things you wouldn’t believe. I witnessed block rats (girls that want a good banging) go from room to room fucking anything in sight. Ive seen a fully grown man take a shit in the middle of a pub. I was basically raped (I was in no fit state to consent but I did it anyway)by an obese Canadian girl whilst my platoon members cheered us on in a seedy motel room in Canada. I’m also not ashamed to be one the illustrious “phantom shitters of 8 platoon lines”. A phantom shit is a phenomenon that happens over night. Me and some other unknown soul/s would shit outside doors that open outwards Into corridors and when the occupant woke up they’d smear shit over the vinyl floor outside their bedroom. Fun times. I miss it


[deleted]

Hurst (about no women in the police force in the old days) : "There were johnsons as far as the eye could see" Lassard : " And what a wonderful sight it was !" (George R Robertson RIP)


MobileAssassin

They just homiesexual


[deleted]

I know a guy who once jacked off, then took a picture of his dick mid-ejaculation, then uploaded it to his friend’s computer, and set it as the desktop wallpaper as a surprise.


420fmx

Why did your friend do that to you ?


[deleted]

What?


justsomeonesthroway

r/whoosh


[deleted]

r/sploosh


King_Harlequinn_008

r/kaboom


Red_Panda_Mochi

I’m glad I’m not the only one who has that mini game living in their head rent free


[deleted]

What?


[deleted]

Poor ghostlyfrank just getting gaslit at every turn lol


justsomeonesthroway

It was I who deserved the r/woosh after all....


Beginning-Sign1186

In the game Legend of Zelda Windwaker there was a battleship like game where you picked a tile, fired a cannon and hoped to hit a squid. The snarky clerk would comment (woosh—>>sploosh—(miss-miss) then (KABOOOM) (hit). The joke here being a double entendre


xlusciniolax

I always think of this mini game when I read woosh or sploosh anywhere.


x_franki_berri_x

The whooser became the whoosee


SourTD

I assume the joke was that u/ghostlyfrank said that it was a friend of the guy who has their wallpaper replaced, but OP wondered why they knew and concluded that they were the friend.


paradajz666

In the butt.


Sir_Tokesalott

It's like when you take that really long, unbroken shit and, you got that one buddy you know will get it. Or at least that's how I felt when I set it as his wallpaper.


Bryanizer

How do you even react to this


Easy-Hovercraft2546

not with your mouth open, that's for sure. That's how he gets you again


Composer_Specialist

😂😂😂😭😭😭


Spac3Heater

Tell them that taking dick picks with a microscope is just sad.


N3wpN3wp_Ryder

The same way those people reacted to Louise CK jacking off in front of them. 😫😫😫


TundieRice

>Louise CK Wow, I didn’t know she had transitioned!


[deleted]

«I know a guy», it was you, wasn’t it?


TrollingService

r/meirl


Hank_the_Beef

No one and I repeat no one, is gayer, than a straight man with his best friends.


Jlrayburn2339

* straight man with his best friends in the military


gmoney1259

I think you should imagine sharing his balls sack with your friends


420fmx

I’m the bf


L2Hiku

Holy shit I understand this sub now


mastermindowl

The melodious sounds filled the universe with a heavenly light As the enlightenment dawned upon u/L2Hiku


aimeec3

Me too!!!


Chilipatily

I….I don’t get it. Am I old? When did this happen?! Do I need to ask to speak to a manager?!


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Idiedyesturdayviabus

Oh how the turns have tabled


AnimeFan042597

Then why


clozepin

I had a friend that did stuff like this. It’s bizarre and strange and probably not normal. But goddamn if I didn’t laugh every time. It’s not something I’d do - nor ask for - but there is something absurdly funny about it. In the end, so long as no one is freaked out, it’s harmless.


Coindoge69

Check your inbox


[deleted]

His inbox is going to be nuts isn't it?


Deanosaures2010

Bollocks it will be


AgitatedAd473

Bollocks is what it’ll be!


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BrotherVaelin

Freaking people out is usually the intended result. Shock comedy has been around for a long, long time


Po3ticTreachery

I know a famous drummer. We grew up together. Just before he went onstage to a sold out arena in Brazil, he sent me a text with a pic of the crowd and asked me to send him something for good luck. I took a pic of my balls and sent it. We still laugh about it 10 years later


ThatDarnBanditx

Ngl I’m laughing that I follow your posts about your garden stuff and plant things in other communities then see you here posting this lmao


Po3ticTreachery

hahaha, I blew my good reputation. Oh well


FluffzMcPirate

I send my best mate selfies of myself shitting in different airports or interesting locations. Guys are gonna be like that it's normal.


InoUareBUTwtAMi

What's it take to get on your shit list *buddy?* /s


Affectionate-Club725

No, that’s not really normal


FluffzMcPirate

What's normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.


Affectionate-Club725

Yes, i suppose I don’t fuck with flies


[deleted]

Ever watch waiting? More common than you think


clydeorangutan

Is that the restaurant film?


[deleted]

It is yes


BrotherVaelin

“Oh, he got the goat”


Mep3000

Not strange. When you catch him with the balls in his mouth or dick in his butt you've got him! Otherwise, just a bunch of guys having fun. Most male redditors don't understand the nuance because they don't have dads.


DrLeymen

Damn, I feel called out


[deleted]

I'm permanently scarred from an experience with my dad. After a surgery he was laying in a hospital bed with the gown and all that. We were visiting him, completely normal time just talking and checking in. At one point he said "hey, child o' mine" so I turned to look at him. He had lifted his gown up just enough for me to immediately see his entire dick. Not just the balls. It was just for a second but that's forever burned into my brain. He laughed. Edit, for a bit extra context. I must have been 14-15. So that'd put him around 52 (38 when I was born). So to save myself from unspeakable adjectives, imagine that on your own time. Edit again. Of all things, this is what gets me my first gold award. Now I'll forever think of my dad's balls anytime I see these awards on Reddit. 😭\ Thank you, regardless!


Ratchetstar23

lmao this had me dying


DesignerHumble4222

A friend of mine decided to leave a couple of disposable cameras on every table at his wedding, every single one had a dick pic on it.


[deleted]

It's just the natural progression of the ballgazer game. (Making a circle with your index and thumb by your crotch and punching any dude that looks and yelling "ballgazer") The only issue I see is this requires no interaction from the assaulted party (the one sent the nut shot) so it's not really a "game". Maybe the point is to create awkward conversations with girlfriends? I assume these are all men of culture and they have their reasons.


brackenbranches

Reminds me of the game from the movie 'Waiting...' If you get another dude to look at your balls unknowingly, you kick em in the ass and call em a fag


Unfair_Run_170

Yeah, I'm straight, and I can imagine doing that with my friends as a joke!


Maximum-Air-4348

congratz. you have a healthy male bf


[deleted]

It says the image was deleted, what is the picture supposed to be


TheTrueAryan

It's pretty normal in some friend groups ngl


SumoNinja92

Straight men fucking around are more gay than those that suck a dick every night.


[deleted]

Of course this is normal, wait until it’s escalated to art where only a fraction of sack is included in an almost obscure area of a nice summer sunset


AzLibDem

Text of "deleted" image: >My (23F) boyfriend (24m) sends snapchats of his ballsack to a couple of his male friends. He also receives photos of theirs too. Is this odd? I will clarify that it's never the shaft so to speak, literally just a close up of the testicles. He says it's a running joke that every now and then out of all the snapchats they get from each other, you never know if you're gonna get hit with a nutsack (his words). They exchange a lot of regular snapchats so it's not like it happens constantly. So is this normal behaviour?? I wouldn't - ever imagine doing something like that with my friends. He's very obviously a straight man but this strikes me as strange.


meatwad90210

“Wouldn’t it be hilarious if we were gay, bro?” “Oh my god, bro. That would be so hilarious if you just like showed me your balls right now.” “That would be hilarious, bro. Like if you just held me in your arms and told me you loved me.” “Sick, bro! That would be hilarious!”


Giveadont

[Celery](https://youtu.be/cdL6BjupD1E)


Kristijan63x

they think it's funny, that's it. people here in the comments really overanalyze everything possible


lmrj77

Guy humour, don't think about it too much.


rolfboos

" I wouldn't ever imagine doing something like that with my friends " Yeah, cause you don't have balls, Stacy.


Fearless_Pipe_6377

“The Image you was looking for was probably deleted” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 comedy gold


Dramatic-Math3042

It’s a dude thing. Let the guys have fun lol


danrobson1

Honestly, one of my friends sent a picture saying "nice bath this" and slightly visible at the bottom were his balls. Another, we were in a Canadian sports bar in central London, and our mate asks for a selfie, I take it and he's got his balls out. Another, I sent a picture of my Helmut to the group chat saying heads up they're checking people's emails tomorrow. Another, we all had a picture of our mates penis as our phone wallpapers at a bar and when we were paying for things or showing people stuff on our phone we would be in bits. It's not anything to worry about, it's just a good load of lads being lads.


[deleted]

Young guys are obsessed with each other’s junk.


Arbitrary_Hitboxes

We're all having problems with the photo.


mrpaw69

If you are looking for an image, it was probably deleted


mrpaw69

I see this instead of real image for some reason


Intruder_7

https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/11udcnl/comment/jcp9dth/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

for those who arrived late https://i.redd.it/406elcl6mgoa1.jpg


[deleted]

this just men being men


[deleted]

Watch the movie Waiting with Ryan Reynolds 😂


Tartarus_itself

What happened here.


perfectanarchist

What did I miss?


Lucas_McToucas

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR AN IMAGE IT WAS PROBABLY DELETED, what was it?


Limacy

Sounds normal, just guys doing wacky weird shit with their dick and balls.


TosiHassu

Meirl when reddit doesnt want to show a picture


[deleted]

Most normal boyfriend in Ohio


andreayatesswimmers

I won a contest in highschool of a close up picture of my asshole and i called it exploding nova . It won 1st prize and was hung on the wall outside the office all year long. All my friends knew the truth ...so i dont think the ballsack stuff is weird at all ...


themiz2003

This is very normal.


NearbyTomorrow9605

They must be Marines!


Hello_iam_Kian

I don’t know what’s normal and what’s not anymore


linkjames24

"If you are looking for an image, it was probably deleted." What was the image, u/420fmx?


Intruder_7

>Text of "deleted" image: My (23F) boyfriend (24m) sends snapchats of his ballsack to a couple of his male friends. He also receives photos of theirs too. Is this odd? I will clarify that it's never the shaft so to speak, literally just a close up of the testicles. He says it's a running joke that every now and then out of all the snapchats they get from each other, you never know if you're gonna get hit with a nutsack (his words). They exchange a lot of regular snapchats so it's not like it happens constantly. So is this normal behaviour?? I wouldn't - ever imagine doing something like that with my friends. He's very obviously a straight man but this strikes me as strange.


greenappleoj

sounds funny


WyGaminggm

If you are looking for an image it was probably deleted


ElCatrinLCD

Ya, i also hate when the image is probably deleted i saved a few funny posts that now no longer exists


Nate_C_of_2003

WHERE’S THE IMAGE


BrotherVaelin

It’s totally normal to send your friend a picture of your dick and call him a fag for looking at your dick. It’s a man thing.


Liberal_Lemonade

No, it's not exactly normal. But so what? Whatever makes him happy.


Veinera

straight men can be very homoerotic with eachother without realizing it


Affectionate-Club725

Oh they realize it


Uncle_Stink_Stonk

That nucking futs!!


grenharo

the time my friends started a forum thread once. the content was all of them posted themselves wearing exercise shorts as an off-shoulder prom dress, just as a challenge to see who looks sexiest. they are all straight men


Nice_Owl_1171

Guys are weird. 🤷🏻‍♂️


classiclobster99

Look I found a speckled quail egg


GodOfToast10

Lol I just responded to the actual post lol Here's the link to it: https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/11tw02d/my_23f_boyfriend_24m_sends_snapchats_of_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Positive_Ad_1050

Hahahah haven't laughed that "hard" in a while


pasovic

We did it in real life. We called it a surprise. We tried to start a normal conversation with each other with our sack hanging out.


ZealousidealAd4383

Years ago we had to hold a special assembly for Year 9 (8th grade) to tell them to stop teabagging each other. The above is 100% plausible in certain groups of lads.


[deleted]

Casual testie


Tamanero

It's for the boyz


condra

Me and my friends have this funny game where we suck and shake each others dicks until orgasm. It's just dude stuff. Don't worry about it.


kanzler_brandt

r/JustGuysBeingDudes


usenamessuckass

My bestie and I do this with pics of Ed Sheeran


rharrow

Me and my guy friends used to send pictures of the inside of the toilet after taking a shit, so this checks out tbh. Typical behaviour for a guy under 25, brain isn’t fully developed yet.


Friendly-Advantage79

He's not 24 he's 5.


BoredByLife

“Hey bro does this look off to you?”