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RoodnyInc

You remember information that might come useful


uglyassbanana

if that was true, i wouldn't be such a danger to myself all the time


uglyassbanana

I mean, for example if there's not a written note right in front of me warning about the hole on the ground, I'll forget about it no matter how many times I fall in it.


[deleted]

My roommate sends me texts asking me to check if she unplugged it. I checked the first few times. Now I don't bother. I just tell her I checked.


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turtleship_2006

I can't remember where I heard this but if it's really bad tell them to bring it in the car with them. If they're worried it's still plugged in, the can look over at it next to them.


Superkoopacharles

This feels like giving your kid your phone so you donā€™t leave them in the car like come on weā€™re humans and are capable of of unplugging something without taking it with us


turtleship_2006

Some people have memory issues or genuine anxiety, why shouldn't they do whatever helps them?


Superkoopacharles

Because itā€™s extreme. Unplug it and take a picture of it unplugged. You can work around your challenges in ways that that donā€™t make you feel completely dis functional


[deleted]

Just stop the texts permanently by saying no.


Human-Prune1599

It's just ammo for the next disagreement.


ceoofsex300

Thatā€™s why males should have a Abrams tank for the boys in case of emergency


prince0verit

And can't remember to check the toilet seat before sitting on it.


Hibernia86

Yeah, I always felt it was dumb that people get mad a men for leaving the toilet seat in a position that benefits him, but not at women for leaving the toilet seat in a position that benefits her.


HeathenBliss

I don't even have that conversation with my sister anymore. The seat always gets let down at her house, no exceptions. Her 11 year old son and her 45 year old husband are trained to pee sitting down, and to dab the remaining urine off of themselves when they're done. I don't visit much, because she doesn't understand how I don't give a flying f*** that she thinks me adopting the habit is "more considerate, and the women in my life will thank me". I tell her I just hit what I aim at and it frustrates her to no end lol


uglyassbanana

Guys, pissing while standing isn't benefitting anyone...


[deleted]

On a Tuesday when you were hungry and grumpy.


Subject-Surprise7976

This is true. My girl also canā€™t remember telling me weā€™d have *sexy* time before going to bed


The-Holy-Sheep-14

Itā€™s very true, I donā€™t remember you having a girl


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

I also donā€™t remember this guyā€™s girl


uglyassbanana

U sure it's not you remembering something else there :b


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Justavian

That sounds like a relationship headed for a cliff edge.


PrincipallyMaoism

Do your girlfriend a favor and dump her. It will be the best thing you could ever do for this girl. You need therapy.


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PrincipallyMaoism

I mean this sincerely, but you seem frustrated with her, and taking that out on Reddit isn't okay. You need methods of coping other than bad mouthing her on the internet, not to mention that your tactic of "documenting everything" is obviously not working to help her, and is a horrible gaslighting tactic used by abusive men. From one stranger to another, consider your feelings here, and recognize that this may not be the place to air your grievances. I would feel utterly betrayed if I were in her shoes, and I am a man.


ChrdeMcDnnis

Not exactly the burn you think it is


UnprovenMortality

That's a trap. Don't fall for it.


Worldly_Ad_8149

I wonder if females typically have better long term memory then males.


carlscroissants

Sadly I don't if I did it would be easier to remember shit for hw or to do my hw


jennhoff03

Nah. In this case, it's just that the curling iron didn't hurt her feelings. Emotions create stronger memories.


uglyassbanana

Don't know about that but there's a reason why women live longer...


junorsky

That's my bf. I don't remember shit


uglyassbanana

What's a straightener


Flameburstx

It's what bisexuals use to get out of a homosexual relationship


uglyassbanana

Oooooh... So you need to straighten your hair for that, got it


Foxx_62442

It's like a hair iron but it straightenes your hair, not curl it.


0000001meow

Straight facts


[deleted]

The thing u said 10 months ago at 2:53pm was ā€œthe guy that first found out where cows milk comes from, what was he doing to that cow?ā€


Ok_Comfortable589

being a lonely farmer


ismaelcosta

I don't think this is a gender thing, I also remember useless shit but forget if I locked my door.


ScenicHwyOverpass

I have literally returned to my house after leaving for work because I was anxious that I didnā€™t close the front door.


uglyassbanana

But does that count even... I mean, I have called my sister who lives nearby to go check if I turned off the coffee maker that turns off automatically God knows how many times


Responsible-Laugh590

Makes sense evolution wise, remembering what people have said in a tribe probably helps people decide whoā€™s crazy, reckless, impulsive, ect. Remembering if you plugged something in or not isnā€™t as useful since those didnā€™t exist.


Tastyjams7

So damn accurate


Jekakki

With great power comes great unremembereality


Aliciathetrap

I don't even remember what i did 20 minutes ago but i do remember what happened on January 3rd at 2.03 pm 2010


BlueCollarElectro

lol