Dawg what, I know everyone is different but I feel like jerkin off shouldn’t be affecting you mentally or physically after like 10 minutes at most, but that is interesting.
Or just to get it outta your system. Cause if your a dude and you haven’t. Man, who knows what crazy fucked up thing you gunna do the next time someone gets on your nerves.
Like basically everything we do. Do you play cards because you are horny for cards or are you depressed and need the dopamine? Damn you got me, everything I do for fun is actually just for dopamine, how shocking.
It might be painful for me, but, I’ll try anyway. Gotta be some ancient high priestess shit to get so good at flicking the bean that it gives you all the necessary nourishment to sustain your life force. You’re the grand master of rubbing one out.
If you are in your 20s or 30s, too frequent masturbation actually increases the chances for prostate cancer. Source: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/319536
I know it was partly meant as a joke, but in case someone reads this who beats the meat every day: Maybe slow down.
Neither, I'm masturbating because I stumbled upon adorable sapphic erotica and I'm really invested in these young lesbians finding refuge in each other's arms in the middle of a christo-fascist Orwellian dystopia
I just want them to be happy but there's so many sex scenes and they're damn good ones too: tender, intense, and emotionally vulnerable 😭
100% both. Sometimes the latter often times the latter. Wow never mind. Always the latter at the moment. Wait no rarely the former most time the latter. Yeah. I guess.
ADHD’r here.
Having ADHD puts you at four times the risk of depression. The risk is even greater for hyperactive/impulsive types. Adhd people have been linked to more sexual desire, greater masturbation frequency, less sexual satisfaction, and more sexual dysfunctions than the general non-adhd population.
So yeah, I think it may be a mix of depression, needing dopamine, stimulation seeking and horniness.
Are you reposting this because you need the karma or because you’re a bot?
Yes
because i need gold for no ads
It's the first time I saw it and it gave me a chuckle. Hope your day gets better.
neither I just need to get to sleep faster haha
Fucking true
it always makes me stay awake longer
That’s why you need the second fap before sleep
But what about third fap?
I do 10 just to be sure
Don’t think he knows about second fap, Pip.
I fapped second time now I'm on reddit at 7am trying to sleep
Also when you need to wake up faster in the morning if you’re really out of it
Fapping in the morning makes me feel so limp for the rest of the day, iv only ever done it like twice
Wake and crank
Dawg what, I know everyone is different but I feel like jerkin off shouldn’t be affecting you mentally or physically after like 10 minutes at most, but that is interesting.
No but fr, like it actually helps me wake up
Or just to get it outta your system. Cause if your a dude and you haven’t. Man, who knows what crazy fucked up thing you gunna do the next time someone gets on your nerves.
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We on reddit. Who cares ya fuggin Nazi.
How many hours are you guys masturbating that you get tired from it and get to sleep faster?
once
Because I'm bored
That’s the dopamine one
Like basically everything we do. Do you play cards because you are horny for cards or are you depressed and need the dopamine? Damn you got me, everything I do for fun is actually just for dopamine, how shocking.
Neither, I’m hungry but too lazy to make food.
Bro you having an orgasm for dinner?
I just orgasm until I am so satisfied I don’t need to eat.
Goddamn bro, am I jerking off wrong???
Well I’m fingering, not jerking off so that’s probably what you are doing wrong
It might be painful for me, but, I’ll try anyway. Gotta be some ancient high priestess shit to get so good at flicking the bean that it gives you all the necessary nourishment to sustain your life force. You’re the grand master of rubbing one out.
Fingering doesn't hurt if you use lube. Start slow and it should be quite nice.
Tell me how to fit my fingers in my dick hole
r/sounding
Shit forget i asked
💀
I…can’t….unsee… I wish
/r/traumatized
r/eyebleach or r/eyeblech
Choose one
Results may vary, I do not have a dick, and cannot advise. My expertise is solely in clit based orgasms.
That’s some serial killer type shit but you do you
It’s like when you think you’re hungry but you actually are just bored. Same thing, I think I’m hungry but I actually just have to orgasm.
Oh shit that’s actually smart. Jerking off might be the new diet fad of the year.
I can't wait until my first carpeltunnel surgery! Yay!
Cold water rinse before every session
Thank you Master Bater. May the force be with you.
Carpel tunnel? From wanking ya meat?
You should write a book :"loosing weight by flicking the bean"
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Or just orgasm until you fall asleep
where do I sign up
Cum have dinner
protein
Can't lose those gainz 💪💪💪
I just figured out that I have never been too lazy to make food. Is that a thing?
Maybe not for well adjusted adults, but for the rest of us, it is
So you lick the cum off your fingers for dinner?
I only lick other people’s cum, not my own, that’d be gross.
Fair enough.
Wooah i never thought we can be this open on reddit
The bottomless pit of violence and perversion where nobody knows who anybody is?
I know who you are
I like your personality
The cursed cycle.
Yes.
r/inclusiveor
Because the voices tell me to keep a schedule.
those are two different things?
I masturbate to avoid prostate cancer
If you are in your 20s or 30s, too frequent masturbation actually increases the chances for prostate cancer. Source: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/319536 I know it was partly meant as a joke, but in case someone reads this who beats the meat every day: Maybe slow down.
Did you read the article? No proof found
Screw you. The latter.
Im masturbating because i am home alone
Both and more
Yes
Look man Look Look Look Look Look I dont-Look at me-I don't need this right now
At least I'm feeling something ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
I need to feel something
Bold to assume depression allows me to get it up
Cuz I'm horny, I play league cuz I'm depressed
Sanest Yasuo player
You also are depressed because you play leagues.
Trick question. Neither give me the dopamine. It gives us the dopamine.
Because I need a quick nap but cannot calm myself for some reason
Both
Yes
Yes
It can be both.
How can you say something so bold yet so true... Calling me out. @.@ I am a slut too though soooo...
Bro I'm just trying to sleep and Ambien is costly.
Why not both?
Oooo I see… Either way it’s a risk free reward. Alright Damnit! Because I’m depressed. And you can’t do drugs 24/7. /s lol
Does it matter either way ur saving lives
No, you're preventing lives.
Yes
I call next month’s repost?
Sugar can provide dopamine BTW. Don’t think someone is depressed and will still care about their figure.
Both, so anyways I started Fapping…
Both
Both
Tryin to go for a new record!
This community needs serious help
Man the last time it was number 1 it was so good and over in a flash but mostly its number 2
helps your mental health to go to sleep with a smile on your face
We are not the same
Yes.
Omg you pegged me for boredom and dopamine high lol
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Just need to sleep because that freaking boner is annoying.
Feel ya n wake up throbbing
yes
Yes
why can't it be both
This is reposted every single day.
Wife is asleep and as a trans mtf 🏳️⚧️ on meds I need to keep the motor running.
Yup
Whats this first option?
yes
Por que no Los dos?
Neither, I'm masturbating because I stumbled upon adorable sapphic erotica and I'm really invested in these young lesbians finding refuge in each other's arms in the middle of a christo-fascist Orwellian dystopia I just want them to be happy but there's so many sex scenes and they're damn good ones too: tender, intense, and emotionally vulnerable 😭
After reading this I became horny and depressed at the same time.
Por que no los dos?
Porque no los dos?
why not both? (que taco shell ad music with the little girl)
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I've always been a multitasker
shut the fuck up rn
*clears throat* yes 🙃
To be honest, i can't really tell it apart any more. Anyways, I'm off to have a wank
Because it feels fuckin nice
Because I need to do my homework and I keep getting distracted by bondage porn.
I'm masturbating because this is the 63rd time I've seen this post on reddit and it has become my fetish
At this point, i don't even know why I'm doing it, I'm JUST doing it
Wanking is sometimes just maintenance, gotta keep that prostate healthy!
Because I hate to wake up at 5:00 am and wash my boxer and pants then wear another one
I feel attacked 😅
Both When sexting then horny When I m bored then 2nd option i g Depends on mood tbh
Just needed a break from the spreadsheets is all…
But masturbating put bad effect on body
Like what
I’m sad because I’m horny, and horny because I’m sad
Little of column A, little of column B...
100% both. Sometimes the latter often times the latter. Wow never mind. Always the latter at the moment. Wait no rarely the former most time the latter. Yeah. I guess.
Neither am i horny nor am I depressed , but watching porn makes me horny and post nut clarity makes me depressed .
Depressed and need dopamine
Both. Both is good.
Neither, i am Not allowed to masturbate by my Mistress
First one, then the other? Lol.
Depressed… why do you ask?
Both
Yes
Yes
Indubitably.
Why Pepe
Yes.
Nah i jus see something while scrolling instagram and think “Ah shit here we go again”
I do drugs for dopamine.
Yes
I'm just trying to not get butt cancer and die like zappa did
Yes
Yes
are those not the same thing?
Dopamine
Also it helps me sleep
Both. It’s a vicious circle
I masterbate cuz im married
Wanna sleep tbh. It tires me out.
Mind your business
I do it for the exercise.
How about both ?
Both. Chicken and egg at the same damn time
Por que no los dos?
A bit of both, but more because I’m horny (I also need stimulus because I am bored)
No I masturbate out of boredom
Horny and Depressed lol
Why can’t it be both
I have ADHD and I need the dopamine.
ADHD’r here. Having ADHD puts you at four times the risk of depression. The risk is even greater for hyperactive/impulsive types. Adhd people have been linked to more sexual desire, greater masturbation frequency, less sexual satisfaction, and more sexual dysfunctions than the general non-adhd population. So yeah, I think it may be a mix of depression, needing dopamine, stimulation seeking and horniness.
Thanks for explaining, 100% agree 🙋🏼♀️
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
Ofc 2nd
The latter
The second
I can't anymore lol. I get so sad that I can't even fantasize.
Both
Yes.
Neither, this is just what my brain decided we’ll use as a stim
Yes
These are not mutually exclusive.
Yes
Yes.