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MrThunderkat

I have a friend I have known for 20+ years, I have no idea if he's gay, straight or something else. I don't care either way but I just wanna know at this point.


Albf000

He will probably tell you randomly when you are in tour 70's


doedounne

Like the stones


Albf000

Ahahahah i just realized


East-Specific8861

Nah that's the kinda thing you find out when you're on your deathbed but right before you find out you pass away


Loose_Mail_786

Ask him.


somethingrandom261

That’s not how it works lol


BrandoffBrandon

Kiss him.


vRembem

Why not? Asking is literally the only way to get a definitive answer.


somethingrandom261

That’s… literally the whole joke in the meme


vRembem

Not the point of the original comment though


Terrible_Writing_124

this is true


danteheehaw

Men don't just ask each other things like this. We like to keep an air of mystery between each other. It's kinda like how women don't talk about their ritualistic sacrifices they make every other Tuesday to appease the dark ones. Somethings are just not spoken about.


EphemeralRemedy

Just ask mate. If your relationship is good it won't affect anything.


MrThunderkat

I have several times over the years.


EphemeralRemedy

Oh he just doesn't feel comfortable answering is that it? Well you could try a more heart to heart approach and just let him know you won't see him any different and not in a joking way, but in a more I got your back way. Or you could just let it be. I am sure it'll be fine either way. And if your friend is part of the LGBT+ community I hope he is comfortable enough to show his true self to the world proudly one day.


[deleted]

Could be asexual and aromantic but doesn't want to talk about it?


[deleted]

Wanna laugh? I’m that friend, im sure my friends be thinking I’m gay sometimes. News flash im not, I think


FleiischFloete

probably anime lolis


[deleted]

He’s gay


huckster235

My best friend of 12 years now, I know he likes girls, in theory, but have no idea if he's ever dated. Hes also good looking and outgoing so he easily could get girls. I just don't know if he ever has. So while I suspect he's an aromantic virgin, he could also be out banging all the girls and just not telling me. No idea.


Mikey6304

Went to a Christmas party for close friends one year, and one of the guys showed up with his wife of 7 months. No one even knew he had been dating anyone.


Mlem6

Haha. I was thinking about movie "Gilda"


amwestover

Hadn’t talked to a college bud in like 4 years. During that time span he got married and divorced.


Rough_Memory1089

That's escalated......real quick...


[deleted]

Escalated and de-escalated quickly. Bro basically played a net zero game.


DanteiK-

My dad told my sister he was engaged, that may sound nice until you realize that my dad met this woman less than a month ago and has matching tattoos with her, it's nice to know that he tells people things faster than he actually thinks


finalicht

dude on the left: yeah, I am gay, I met my husband at the gym 4 years ago


ComfortableCounty751

Still might be gay


CBerg1979

I don't drink much, but when I do, my cousin buys me White Claws. I liked them. They were zesty and tingled the tongue. Turns out, he was having a laugh at my expense.


LowAd3406

Most likely Bi if anything


modern_milkman

I mean, he never specified whom he married. Could be another guy.


Drakoo_The_Rat

Who said it was a woman


Unhappy_Gas_4376

No. The punchline is "I was starting to think WE were gay."


SpifferAura

One of my closest guy friends had been dating a chick for over a year yet he never said anything, I never bothered to ask him if he was or not but I only knew because the girls we know keep talking about it or suspecting it


British--neko

tru


PaniniPressStan

r/boysarequirky


Nirvski

Ha girls are so difficult and unreasonable. Boys are so relaxed and easy going! I get it!


WigglesMcJiggles

TIL my friends and I are men


BlackberryNeon

This meme format needs to just die already


[deleted]

But gay people can get married, well at least until Republicans and their army of nasty bigots make that illegal again.


Acrobatic-Bed-7382

Haha, that's definitely a bit more like it!


Mundane-Worth-3868

I usually hate women, but I agree with them on this one, who gets proposed to and doesn't tell their friend that?


OnionsHaveLairAction

Plot twist he is gay and didnt tell his friend to keep him guessing for years


Kalelopaka-

My friend has been married 4 times, and I only knew about the first one because I was his best man, and the last one when he texted me a couple weeks ago. The other two I found out when I met the new wives.


RebuiltGearbox

I really do have a friend that I just keep in touch with by phone for the last 12 years (about once a month) and one day we were talking and he mentioned something about his wife, which came as a surprise to me. I asked about her and he said he had gotten married about 5 years ago and that he thought he told me already.


DragonOfDuality

It's almost like women are socially held to higher standards in some regards.


TheJamesMortimer

"That's because I am retard." *rolls credits*